Incredible Tales - Banana Spirit

[sexster79]

Dear All

anyone watched the Incredible Tales last night on Ch 8 at 10.30pm? Yesterday one was about banana spirit. They were saying that you can have free sex by tying your head toe to a banana tree's fruit pulp?

Don't know whether anyone tried before? But I think it is scary right even you can get a free sex session. :eek:

Any comments / experiences/ stories from SBF bros to share?

[jocw]

don't siao la bro. don't even think of trying.

fuck all you like, but don't mess around with the supernatural beings

[Secret Agent]

Agreed especially since you know what this month is! :cool:

[fenwick]

If you want " DIE COCK STAND " can always proceed to try bro ( but not recommended ) Anyway if you really try..........can post an FR to share here, thanks!!!!!!! ke ke :p:D:D

[Mega Man]

u dare to try first?

[BoinKING]

now days where to find banana tree?
You wanna go outfield and camp by yourself ah?

[immutable]

I dont think anyone with the right frame of mind would want to try. But if you are into dangerous thrill then you should try and then share your experience with us.

[NikonCamera]

Maybe any 40 years old "virgin" might want to try...

[Anyme]

y go disturb them when they are not disturbing u. Worth it meh??
for yr own sake, don't try it at all

theres always FLs n fish tanks ard.

[Cheonging101]

Dear All

anyone watched the Incredible Tales last night on Ch 8 at 10.30pm? Yesterday one was about banana spirit. They were saying that you can have free sex by tying your head toe to a banana tree's fruit pulp?

Don't know whether anyone tried before? But I think it is scary right even you can get a free sex session. :eek:

Any comments / experiences/ stories from SBF bros to share?

Okay, this is a 3rd hand account... told to me by a friend whose cousin did it with a gim jio jia, So I can't vouch for 100% accuracy.

Story goes like this...

This cousin (late 20s then and I don't know his name so let's call him A) heard from his friend that, this small village in Terenganu lives an old crone who is something like an OKN (female OKT) for the banana spirits. It seems that it was free, so he thought, what the fuck, just go lor.

When he followed his friend's instructions, he reached this old kampong with a lot of banana trees. The bananas are also not the yellow type. They are all big and pinkish (phallic symbols?). There are some old trucks going in and out of the village but NONE of them carries any banana as produce to sell.

So, after locating the OKN, he asked her about banana spirits in his fucked-up Melayu. The OKN, although an indigenous Malay, replied in Cantonese that she could help him set up the meeting and led him into a banana grove around a hut beside her house which would serve as a rendezvous place for them.

In the grove, A saw that the bananas were HUGE and, instead of pink, they were almost blood red. The OKN looked around and selected a banana pod for A. She then told A to hold onto the banana pod and think of the girl he wants to satisfy him tonight. A did as he was told and the old crone gave him a piece of red string to put in his mouth, wetting it before tying one end of it around the pod. The other end, the old crone laid it over the window ledge of the hut. She told him that, when A is about to go to sleep that night, he should tie that end of the string around his left big toe.

A asked her why cannot right big toe? What if the guy only got one leg? The OKN told him that if no left leg, then put on left finger. If put on the right, his ass will be screwed instead. As they left the grove, A noticed that there are some pods that have a needle stuck into them. A asked the OKN about those because he heard that some Singaporeans also do that to ask for 4D and TOTO but she said that those are naughty 'girls' and the pins are for telling them who's their 'Mummy'. It's not advisable for layman to do that without a way to safeguard themselves against the spirits. A then asked if he could have this 'way' and the OKN laughed that if he used it, the spirit won't dare to come into his room that night.

Finally, at nightfall, A went to bed and tied the string around his left toe. He waited until he wanted to sleep. It was then when, like a dream but not a dream (something like partial reality) the string started to tug at his feet. He looked at the string and saw beads of banana tree sap travelling on it and dripping onto the floor between the window and the bed. He wanted to get off the bed but felt so lethargic that he couldn't move.

Slowly, he saw this really beautiful girl with perfect breasts and flawless fair skin stood up from the foot of the bed. She was exactly as he imagined her would be, if not better. Basically, even more beautiful than a human being could ever hope to be. And she's totally nude. Other than her long flowing hair, eyebrows and eyelashes, not a speck of hair (not even pussy hair) could be seen on her... just like banana skin without the blotches and dried sap. Her body gave off a natural fresh fragrance of a banana flower.

She was literally floating when she glided to A's side and straddled him. A still couldn't move much but his cock was totally awake and leaking precum already. The spirit pulled his hands up and placed them on her large pert breasts. A said that they were really firm and smooth. It was then that A's hands can finally move. He, of course, didn't want to waste it on just touching her boobs. He quickly fondled all over the banana spirit.

She then asked him in a very strange language that he never heard of before but he understood what she said and she was asking what he'd like her to do for him. A quickly asked for a BBBJ. The spirit slipped her mouth over his rock-hard cock and began slithering her wet and sticky tongue all over it. A said that her saliva was like fresh sap, very thick but not sticky like glue. More like maple syrup which gave the BBBJ even greater sensation. In no time, he CIM and the spirit sucked out every spurt hungrily till it stopped. The BBBJ did not end but continued till A asked for her pussy.

For the lovemaking part, it was only cowgirl and reverse cowgirl. But the feeling of the spirit's pussy was totally different from a normal woman. A described it as a really tight and dry hole. And, although dry, it was also incredibly smooth. The only moisture he could detect was his own and even that quickly disappeared. The strangest part was that, when he was about to cum, he could feel something like a tendril slipping into his pee-hole and sucking out all his semen even before he shot it out. The feeling was so good that he remained hard throughout the night and he could not stop himself humping back this unearthly beautiful creature till he came several times.

It was only when the village cock crowed that the spirit left by gliding gracefully through the window.

Is this the end of the story? Not really. It felt so good that A went back another 2 times. He is now in his early 40s but look like an old man now.

So, it's not free. Basically, the price is about 10 years of your life per night. But I guess, if you're an old man, suicidal or suffering from some incurable diseases like AIDS or advanced cancer, go for it.

[comm]

wah this story, exciting and scary at the same time !

[newyorker88]

Is this the end of the story? Not really. It felt so good that A went back another 2 times. He is now in his early 40s but look like an old man now.

go for it.

Your friend is lucky that he did not die, suck to be like a dried corpse. I have heard of a case in Thailand. Where the person got killed by spirits via "sex". How he tell about it? It was revealed by a master whom communicated with the dead.

But nice story you got here.

[Longitude]

Thanks bro cheonging101 for sharing this story. This reminds me of the saying - "A wise man knows what he does not know and a prudent man respect what he does not control."

[gunner77]

this kind of thing cannot anyhow play with

[gilagila100]

now days where to find banana tree?
You wanna go outfield and camp by yourself ah?

Hahahaha .... You are right ...

Wanna find banana tree oso quite difficult already ...

Need to find banana tree with the flower pod somemore, even more difficult loh ... :D

[Aiyoyeo]

Better don't try especially now is chinese 7th month.

[Xdecepticon]

Hmm...."she" will suck ur cum and qi dry! :)

[aufait]

Incredible as incredible is. Thanks for sharing.

[Savanna]

I always thought the Banana Spirit looked like a Banana!!! :D:D:D

[sexster79]

Thanks bro cheonging 101 for sharing...

Thanks all bros for all your comments...

The purpose of this thread is to share and hear stories like what bro cheonging has shared with us...

Good Sharing...

[Cheonging101]

Your friend is lucky that he did not die, suck to be like a dried corpse. I have heard of a case in Thailand. Where the person got killed by spirits via "sex". How he tell about it? It was revealed by a master whom communicated with the dead.

But nice story you got here.

Bro, from what this friend told me, his cousin did not kena suck dry because the OKN was rather responsible in choosing a subservient spirit instead of a really wild one (those kena poked by needles).

If he had just anyhow whacked a banana spirit on his own without someone who knows how to deal with this kind of thing, he may get one that would suck him dry. :D

Also, the cousin told my friend that the OKN did not get money for the sessions is because she is getting it from the spirits in the form of magical powers and good luck.

[Cheonging101]

Hahahaha .... You are right ...

Wanna find banana tree oso quite difficult already ...

Need to find banana tree with the flower pod somemore, even more difficult loh ... :D

From what I heard, all the girls in flowerpod.com are banana spirits who would suck you (of your money) dry dry also. :D

[Medusa]

i guess the only way to find a banana tree with the pod would be to pay pulau ubin a vist :D

[newbie9oo9]

got real women dunwan screw want go screw spirits,siao bo..zz

[raimen07]

You still can find banana trees at a vacant plot at Cambridge. Opposite a private appartment and next to a coffee shop.

[raimen07]

You still can find banana trees at a vacant plot in Cambridge, Rangoon road. It is opposite a private appartment and besides a coffee shop. A distance from the famous bak ku teh shop.

[dragos]

there is such stuff in different "religion" such as certain maes in thai occult also same concept...like the sucubus in the angmo occult..

[Savanna]

I would settle for a Banana Spilt!!! :D

[dragos]

I would settle for a Banana Spilt!!! :D
haha...nice...:P

[Snow Rabbit]

I would settle for a Banana Spilt!!! :D

These days the bananas they use on banana spilts all very poor quality. Better to buy them big aloha bananas and go ape. :D

[newyorker88]

Bro, from what this friend told me, his cousin did not kena suck dry because the OKN was rather responsible in choosing a subservient spirit instead of a really wild one (those kena poked by needles).

If he had just anyhow whacked a banana spirit on his own without someone who knows how to deal with this kind of thing, he may get one that would suck him dry.

Also, the cousin told my friend that the OKN did not get money for the sessions is because she is getting it from the spirits in the form of magical powers and good luck.

Hahaha, thanks for this story, first time I heard about it. But the dried corpse was told to me by a friend, who happen to know the family.

Exchange for magical powers? Good luck? I am not sure, but sure would not try such things with them!

[Cheonging101]

Hahaha, thanks for this story, first time I heard about it. But the dried corpse was told to me by a friend, who happen to know the family.

Exchange for magical powers? Good luck? I am not sure, but sure would not try such things with them!

Bro, I think the guy kena a NightHag or a Succubus.

Banana Spirits suck dry won't become dried corpse. They suck vitality (精気) and not the soul　（元気）.

Unless the guy tied 10+ red strings to is toes, I doubt he would shrivel up and die like that.:p

[jocw]

Dunno which bro go zap me.

wrote this to me "Mind yr words....don't talk like a cocky AH BENG!!!!"

what i said is morally correct what, can any bro point out to me what i said was cocky?

[Snow Rabbit]

Exchange for magical powers? Good luck? I am not sure, but sure would not try such things with them!

Some things are best left alone. There is a price for everything nothing is for free.

[Softcore]

I find it rather interesting that virtually all stories involving the use of sex with spirits also have the element of being drained of semen. It seems that the importance and the power of it is greatly underestimated by many; if anything, we shouldn't squander it by masturbating or even ejaculating too much.

Some aspect of the Tao (can't recall which section) preaches that semen is lifeforce; hence this may explain the dramatic aging process the men experienced in these stories.

[fenwick]

Besides the banana spirit, i heard from my Indo fren they also got Snake spirit also...........wonder if any bros heard of 'them'...:cool:

[BoinKING]

cool story bro.

[newyorker88]

Besides the banana spirit, i heard from my Indo fren they also got Snake spirit also...........wonder if any bros heard of 'them'...:

Sleep with the snakes? I tot that is army term:p

Chinese got "fox spirit", I dont see why there isnt a snake spirit.

[lightning]

Practically we got a lot of unseem spirits around the world, like the tree , flower spirits, the nagas (snake spirits) 地龙, the sea dragons, the yakshas, the malicious bood sucking ones, hungry ghosts and so many of them beyond our wild imaginations beyond our naked eyes

[Beastmaster007]

Jus a question....

has it ever occurs to any of our bros here, y bananas??? Y not durian, ranbutans, grapes???? And i think the ang moh pais.... (western styles...) should go for potatoes.... (gan tang spirits) rofl!.....

[starcrosser]

Very dangerous. No life to play with it. I never really heard of anyone who did it before except from incredible tales

[nitecrawllerr]

One may term them as spirits. But some consider them as Jinns (genie). "They" are a very mischievious lot.

[Ichigo_Kurosaki]

Think TS is trying to find like this type of beautiful ghost in Thai movies

YouTube - perng mang 5/14 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyHOgzNmc00)

Thai movies female ghosts are all models in real life, so better dont get wrong ideas in real ghost encounter....:D:p

[Cheonging101]

Jus a question....

has it ever occurs to any of our bros here, y bananas??? Y not durian, ranbutans, grapes???? And i think the ang moh pais.... (western styles...) should go for potatoes.... (gan tang spirits) rofl!.....

Err... because of the texture? :p You want something smooth smooth or spikey spikey rubbing your cock? :D

[Beastmaster007]

Err... because of the texture? :p You want something smooth smooth or spikey spikey rubbing your cock? :D

....... Hmm.... Durian's flesh also smooth n tender wat....

n i remember an auntie once told me any fruits tht makes u heaty r consider good for health..... As heaty = over nutrients...... (chinese believes...)

n dun forget, when u r heaty, u feel HOT! Lol....

so TS, maybe u can try durian trees too lol. It makes u feels hot, good for health n it has smooth n tender "flesh" lol.....