phuket

[Bangkia]

WIll be flying in tmr, YEAHHHHHH! Finally since my last trip in Oct, gonna have a blast for 5 days man!

wow !! five days....really envy you..its been 7 months since i last went

phuket...miss the place alot !!!!


cheers and enjoy your trip !!!

[treeself]

No worries bro, will try to see if can snap a few photos and post em here through my phone when im there, have a good time, your turn will come to visit LOS soon enough bro!

[insiderivan]

hi bro i will be traveling to phuket too on wed. Hope to see u there too..

[khoon1]

Does phuket have any New Moon Party?

only Koh Phangan full moon party ,no another party ..;)

[invasion]

hi bro i will be traveling to phuket too on wed. Hope to see u there too..
bro. when r u flying back? im flying in on monday. 2 days from now. maybe we can chiong together for 1 night.

[pincywincy]

Hi to all bros, I will be heading to phuket in mid march, anyone out there around the same time as me? Will be happy to bring you guys around to my fav spots. Heading out with family this time round so will be chionging alone mostly.

Must go spot is suzy wongs and devils playground, both at soi sea dragon. Owned by the same malaysian owner. Suzy wongs is a well knon establishment and devils playground his new venture. Devils playground the only two storey agogo in patong. Girls standard relatively up there, drink prices cheaper than places like roxy. Try to catch their happy hour. New club called famous just opened in jungceylon, atas dance club with farang crowd and higher class thai working girls and even normal thai gitls. Finally we get an alternative to hollywood. However, holllywood still the place to be aft 3am to pick up 'stradlers'.

Do try heading heading over to soi eric as well in the earlier parts of the night to have some harmless fun playing games and talking to the bar girls. Once in awhile u uncover an unpolised or unnoticed gem here and there. Go to mai thai bar to talk to experienced angmohs who will be more than willing to share tips. Go to freedom bar as well, if u look for the correct person and mention my name, she will hook u up with girls from various places. Feel free to pm me for the person to look for and what my name is. Hahaha enjoy bros sanook mak

[pincywincy]

Oh just to add on. Personally I try to avoid going to phuket town. The whole reason for me to go phuket is to get the patong experience. Whereby everything is in walking distance, everywhere is 5mins away from each other, u feel safe walking around, loads of tourists in bangla to give u the holiday atmosphere at the same time not too many that will put u off your mood. Why would I want to head to town to go to thai discos that we have in singapore. I do know that standard is higher and prices are cheaper. But I am looking for a places that I have to take taxis too and that I will be one of the few foreigners in the place or it follows the thai disco concept. I'd rather stick to bangkok, why come phuket in the first place.

Just my two cents :) no offence meant

[treeself]

Yokay guys im back, very very sadly. This trip, was more meaningful and adventurous, compared to my last trip back in oct '10, which was pure mongering.

Day1, reach HKT airport at about 930pm thai time, scouted around for a taxi driver. Agreed on 500THB before sending us to the hotel. Stayed at, The Birdcage Patong Guesthouse this time round, which was good enough, paid 100SGD for 4D3N stay, high season, bo pian. Those who read my previous report would know that i only paid 33SGD for 3D2N when i stayed at Bel Aire Resort last Oct. Changed up, wasted no time and headed down to bangla rd, sweet sweet memories! This trip was just me and my good buddy, zach. Whilst walking towards hollywood, kenna grabbed by the girls and got pulled into their small pub, wanted to politely decline em at first, but i thought, lets have a beer first la. So we ordered 2 beers(200THB) and 3 LD's(450), played the JACKPOT game and left, my jaw almost dropped when my buddy tipped the 3 girls 100THB each, told next time dont have to tip so much lol. Proceeded to hollywood next, arghhhhhh, the music, the atmosphere, was very nostalgic to be back once more. Sat down ordered 2 beers again(200THB), we satin the inner cloister, cos the outer 1 was way too pack and was about 1am when we reached. After 4 beers, zach and i still werent exactly feeling "it", so we crazily ordered 10-tequila shots(1100THB) to let our head buzz. Feeling more courageous after the shots, i went to look for 2 girls, and almost immediatley found em, petite lasses with very firm buttocks and fake boobs, brought em over to where zach was and started dancing, things got pretty fired up, so we ordered 8 more shots(880THB) and 2 more beers(200THB). Headed back and screwed in the same room cos we were too high outta brains to think, but man it sucked cos the both of us consistently banged for about an hour but still coudent come, and the 2 girls wanted to leave saying that their friend is in trouble etc so we paid them(1000THB each, ST) and they left, had way too much to drink man.


Day2, woke up at 10 with a slight hangover but washed up, changed and left for brunch at No.6, we had 2 pad thais(100THB) each and shared a bowl of clear tom yam soup(150), solid meal. Went to walk around, scounting for good buys, spent a considerable amt of time barganing and checking out other stores, in the end we bought 10 singlets(1100THB), the everlast and lonsdale ones and bought 6 pair of haivannas(900THB). Feeling a little tired, we headed to Black Canyon Cafe and sat down for a blueberry ice blended and a water-melon frappe( 140THB total). Left after awhile, and whilst walking back to the hotel to put our stuff down, got pulled into the massage shop by 2 girls, they were wearing a black tee and dark gold dress, forgot the name of the shop man, sorry guys! I wasnt really feeling like it but since my friend wanted a good rub, i also agreed. Went up, laid down and started the massage, my girl's name was sasa and zach's girl's name was oi( hahah i know, what a cute name), the massage was good, solid strength. Sasa and i were communicating quite well cos shes knows a tad bit of english and hokkien, so it was quite funny really, i could swear i didnt want a HJ but after she turned me around, she kept stimulating my balls with her fingernails, so i gave in, in the end, agreed on 500THB for a topless HJ, damn solid! As i felt the urge to cum, i signalled for her to point my dick towards the wall or smth, in the end she didnt get it and i had quite a fair bit of semen on my face, fuck man, LOL, but it was quite funny la really, had a good laugh inside the cubicle. Massage was 300THB for one solid hour btw. Went down and saw zach smoking with his girl outside the shop. Was surprised, oi(zach's girl), invited us to head over to her place to drink after her work at 12am, since zach and i bought a btl of malibu, i thought, why not?! Since zach rides in singapore, he asked if he could ride oi;s bike, since she parked her bike outside the shop, she laughed and agreed, but said just one round. Boy, was zach happy, rode one round, took down her number and bode sasa and oi farewell. Walked back to our rooms once more, had a bath, had some dinner at no.6 again, i had shrimp fried rice(70THB), zach had american fried rice(80THB), awesome stuff once again, love their fresh and plump shrimps! Showed zach junceylong for awhile, before heading back to our rooms to freshen up abit and take out btl of malibu and headed towards the massage shop to look for oi and sasa. Otw there, i bought some pineapple juice as mixers.

The 2 girls were very happy to see us, even more excited to learn that we had brought malibu, apparantly it was sasa's fav drink. This is where the cool part begins, both sasa and oi had bikes, so i decided to be the pillion with sasa as the rider and zach decided to ride while oi became his pillion, i was very excited because this was a first, without helmet somemore! Their place wasnt too far from the shop, maybe 2 or 3 mins? Went up to oi's room, i must say it was pretty well maintained! She took out a small little table and we proceeded to drink, played some games with them and talked and laughed alot. Oi was a a tad bit high after finishing the btl, so she said she wanted to dance, told us" Come, we go hollywood? I want to dance, sasa and me no go there for 2 months already", so i thought, why not?! I would admit i was a little tipsy too, but jeremy and sasa were still okay, strong drinkers perhaps! Haha, so the girls changed up a little and we rode to hollywood, managed to find some random parking nearby.Girls redeemed their drinks and somehow managed to find a table in the outer cloister, whilst zach and i bought 2 beers(200THB). We had so much fun, we sang out loud, we laughed, good times! After awhile, zach ordered 10 tequila shots(1100THB), AGAIN! Should've seen the look on the girls faces, they said they wanted to faint, lol, so we all drank up and and decided to leave, oi suggested tiger, it was about 3am now. The 4 of us were laughing, esp me, i rmb doing retarded dance moves while on the way to tiger, we laughed even more. Finally reach tiger, paid cover charge for 4 of us(600THB) and was given one free drink, so all of us had a San Miguel Light, went to the upper level and had more fun! They had songs like " Who's That Chick-Rihanna ft David Guetta", " Stereo Love", random house with R&B mixes, so we danced and danced and finally oi wanted to retire. We walked to where their bikes were parked and rode to 7-11 where the girls wanted to get some noodles to eat, the 4 of us headed back to oi's room. After eating i could sense that zach wanted sasa and me to go, HAHA, horny bitch, so yeah, sasa and i left. I kept asking her if she was okay and she kept replying " WO AIH SAI LA, BO MARBOK, I SUPER, hahahaha", lol. So we started the bike and rode back, after turning left out, the bike skidded and we fell, oh my god, it was so funny, cos both of us were still a little bit tipsy, lucky nth major happened, scratches here and there, sasa had two bruises also. Whilst riding back, we laughed so hard. Help her up to my room, and washed our wounds before she changed into the pyjamas that oi passed her before we left her place and the both of us snoozed out. It was about 930 that i suddenly had a morning glory, and sasa's butt was just nice facing my dick, soi ran my fingers up and down her tighs til she responded, we screwed like bunnies with many different positions, after an hour and about 15 mins, i was too exhasuted and i coudent come once more. Decided to wash up and sleep in for awhile more. Sasa woke me up at 1pm and said she has to go, so i took out my wallet, but before i could do anything else she said " im no bar girl, please, i dont want money", she hugged me and left. I was still pretty dazed out, i felt bad man, i mean, she accompanied me and all but she dosent want money. Not long after, Zach came back and had a good big grin on his face. Obv, we all knew what happened, lol.

[treeself]

To continue on. It was the afternoon of day 3. after washing up, zach told me that oi puked after sasa and i left, and had a milf fever, so he was very worried, went down to the pharmacy and bought some panadol and gave her some before letting her sleep. When he wanted to leave, oi hugged him and wanted him to screw her, lol, why would anyone say no? So after the both of us changed up we went to meet oi for late lunch. We were downstairs and she thre the key down, walked up and reach her room, she was happy to see zach, hugged him and said hi to me. She was looking better, said she was alright after the panadol and some sleep. So sensing that sasa wasnt around i asked oi she she was. My jaws almost dropped when she told me sasa went to the hospital but just reach home(which was actually opp oi's home). But she assured me that she was okay, i asked oi to bring us over to see sasa. When she opened the door, the first words that sasa said was "deee-ker-deeee", hahaha, that put me at ease straight away, she was in a singlet and panties and she was applying some brown liquid on her wounds, her left shoulder, left knee and left hand, i felt bad man. We stayed aorund at her place to talk abit more and sasa said she woudent join us today but assures us that she will be alright and that oi would bring us around, before we left i passed sasa 1000THB to made sure she kept it, kept saying no though, sigh, what a nice girl. It was dinner time already, so we went to one of the seafood places for dinner, i had pad thai(60THB) again( i love pad thai) , zach had the pineapple fried rice(80THB), we shared a pot of clear seafood tom yam soup(which was fucking sex by the way! Damn spicy but damn nice and cost 100 THB), and oi just had a small plate of fries, says that she dosent have much appetite because of the amt of drinks we all had the previous night. Didnt exactly know where to go after that, so oi suggested for us to play pool at a pool bar nearby bangla boxing stadium, zach and i agreed. Quite cool eh their pool bar, has awesome music playing, can order booze and smoke inside. So we played 10 games in total, with one game being(20THB), had alot of fun too, cos we miss cue-d, took crazy jumpshots, attempted retarded trickshots, hahaha, man, it was fun and simple. After that we walked around and decided to sit down at starbucks for some coffee at junceylon. I ordered a greetea frappe(100THB) and zach ordered a caramel frappe(120THB), oi didnt want anything. W got a sofa seat inside, and we talked and talked about everything, from how to write our names in thai to asking oi how much was a foreigner expected to pay in the form of dowry if he every wanted to marry a local girl, very very humbling experience indeed. I somehow felt oi wanted some alone time with zach, so i suggested for oi to take him back to her room while i met a friend(which was a lie, cos if i told her i was going back to my room alone, she definitely woudent allow it, as she dosent want us to be bored), she agreed, so zach said he'd call me at about 2am. Parted ways, and walked back to my room, took a slow walk with a singha in my hands and just really took a good look around to fully admire the surroundings and appreciate everything else. Had a good bath and watched some tennis on tv, before i knew it, zach called and asked me to meet him outside tai-pan club, changed and off i went. He obv scored with oi, hahaha. We went to hollywood once more, but it was boring without the girls, so we left and went into a bar that had a live band, must say i was pretty impressed, they're pretty damn good rocking out some awesome rock/metal songs. had the 1 for 1 asahi beer promotion at 150THB for 2 beers, left after an hour to head back to the room to catch up on some sleep, overall, good night!

[abcarmy]

Need somee advice, we rented bikes n got into accident.minor scratches on the bike. but the rental shop is asking for 25000thb for the repairs. how?

[treeself]

Day4, since we slept earlier last night, we woke up at 9am, freshend up a little before going to the beach. The past 3 days,ive been carrying around a small crumpler bag to place our valuables inside, i dont exactly trust the hotel staff yet you see, no offence dudes! So since we heaven been to the beach, i suggested going there. Mid-way, we were thinking, what were we gonna do with the bag if we wanted to go into the water? Straight away two words came to my mind 'Ocean Pack'!!!. walked to jungceylon and bought a 10L pack at 360 THB, transferred all our stuff inside and head down to the beach. It was awesome, seeing so many sexayyyy american girls with tiny bikinis, saw many mature ladies with their tops off as well, hahaha very funny really. Had a nice slow time chilling out in the water, and soon the sun became too hot, so we decided to move on back to our hotel. When we reached the room, i opened the ocean pack, i almost died,my tee-shirt which was right on top was soaking wet, and i was like " wa, jialat man, passport, phone, ipod sure die", luckily it was right below and inbetween our towels and clothes, so they werent wet, but out passports were, so we opened the windown to let the intense sunlught dry our passports up! After we were done bathing, oi called zach, asked us to meet for lunch, and we both thought, why not?! Packed our crispy passports, hahha, our phones and all otehr valuables and stufffed it into the crumpler before making our way to oi's place. Oi's looked cute today, cos she had her sunnies on her head with her hair being drawn back, and did i tell you guys, the small fine baby hair on her arms are actually gold? Her eyes are also brown, she says her dad is half american and half thai, while mom is from chiang-mai, which is why she as quite fair. After some small talks, she told us that she actually has to head to phuket town to do something with regards to her license plate on her bike, i told zach, it was a good oppurtunity for us to head there, since she knows the way, might as well go explore too right?! So she rode her bike(pink fino) and lent zach her new bike which was a yamaha nuovo, i was zach's pillion obv, cos i still didnt dare to ride the bike la, somemore we were going to phuket town, i was afraid of maneuvering the bike on the steep and windy road( bros you all know which road im talking about right?). So we rode, i wasnt wearing a helmet, but zach was, it was an amazing experience i tell you, ive never felt so at peace before, with the wind blowing my face and all, best best best experience so far. Finally landed in the shop in phuket town 25-30 mins later. Oi changed new rims for her bike and kept asking us " Nice? Good?" hahah, cute. the shop which was supposed to help her with her license plate wasnt opened so she had to go back another day. Asked us what we wanted to eat, she was hungry and so were we, decided to ride back to patong to have lunch. When we reached her place, she said she had to pass her friend some keys, so she asked zach if he could ride and she be the pillion while i go up to her room to wait for awhile, i was okay with it so decided to do just that. I switched on her aircondition and chilled out with a beer, watched some tv and had some smokes. Before i knew it, they were back, and with lunch! She took out her cute table again as we all sat down on the floor to have lunch, she bought us two packets of pad tai(80baht) and some local sticky rice cakes, and some bbq chicken wings and fish and some fruits, damn solid meal i tell you! The locals really know where to get cheap and good food around. after lunch i asked oi if sasa was at home, and if she was, why dont she come join us to chill out for abit since it was our last day? She called and within 15 mins, sasa popped by. Greeted us " Deeee-ker-deeee", hahah burst out into laughter again. Oi asked if we wanted beer, she could go down and get it, but i said its okay, let the boys get it, she refused and said she will get it. Lol, we passed her some cash and she left, came up in a jiffy and we all had post-lunch beer, awesome stuff, watching tv, joking, laughing about sasa and my accident on the bike, lol. really really good times. Just then, one republic- good life started playing on channel V on her telly, i literally stoned for that entire song and just smoked and looked out of the window, i knew it was the last few hours already, and i was sad to leave really, but well all good things have to come to an end. The 4 of us laid down on oi's bed on last time and talked before telling them goodbye. Just then we rmb, we heaven paid them anything, turn around and gave them 4000THB, 2000THB each, that was all we could give cos we werent left with much alread, just a couple of hundreds for the cab fare back to the airport and maybe some light dinner, we all exchanged emails and numbers and soon, it was really time to say goodbye, my heart felt really heavy. We walked back to our hotel, had a bath and waited for the cab to come pick us up. Thanked everyone at the hotel and left. Fast-forward, just as we were about to board the plane, oi texted zach " Hello zak, me oi. i just want to say, thank you for everything for 3 days, sasa and me really have good time, you and your friend are good man. Take care of yourself ok? Bye!" I felt even worse after the text, so decided to call oi up, let zach and her talk for awhile before letting sasa speak to me, soon it was time to hang up. We hung up and boarded the plane. I was terribly sad to leave phuket.


Reflections on the trip: Never have i felt hospitality, this true before. The 2 girls, were so trusting of us to actually invite us back to have a drink with em, and actually accompanied us sorta through our stay there. I asked oi and she told me if she dosent report for work, she had to give the boss 500THB. I mean, the sincerity and genuinenity of them is really, unbeatable. What an adventure it was to ride with her to phuket town without a helmet, skidding on the bike with sasa, i seriously seriously had THE MOST amazing time of my life, just hanging out with them. The thai generosity and charm is unrivaled, its no wonder why countles men flock to thailand to have a wife. I maybe naive is thinking this way, but really, both zach and i agreed that we really felt special, happy, comfortable and satisfied whenever we were out with them, they lived for the simpler things in life, and that makes them happy, having a beer of two during their lunch breaks makes em mad happy! This trip has proved to be a very adventure-filled meaningful and yet humbling experience for me, sometimes, the simpler things in life is what we all need instead of striving so hard for top level success. Im gonna book my next trip to be in april, maybe during or after the songkran festival? We will definitely keep in contact with the girls, look em up the next time.

I hope everyone enjoyed my long report, im sorry if you think it was way too many words. But well, thats just me.

To Oi and Sasa, YOU TWO ARE THE BEST NICEST GIRLS IN THE WORLD!

[invasion]

bro treeself. since u just came back from phuket. what is the exchange rate over there right now?

[insiderivan]

Bro invasion the exchange rate from UOB over there is ard 23.6.

[insiderivan]

wow Bro treeself look like u like the place as much as i do. Able to do anything which Sg cannot.

[insiderivan]

Love the place i would like to say. Below will be my short and simple FR.

Day 1
-Arrived in Phuket at night 9.20pm (Thailand time)
-Taxi from hotel picked us up.
-Simple dinner near the Hotel. (C&N Hotel)
-Went to Hollywood for the first night and change to Tiger after an hour.
-Each of us return back with ladies for the night.

Day 2
-Woke up and went to book a trip to phi phi island for the next day.
-Went to have brunch at a restaurant beside our hotel.(Exp and not worth it)
-Return back to hotel and went for the hotel massage service.(Not bad,Trad massage)
-Walk around while waiting for night life to start
-Walk to beach to enjoy the local food.(Eg. BBQ pork)
-Went to 'Money Night' Agogo to watch some show and see got any pretty girls.
-2 person out of 3 barfine a girl out.
-Went hotel after 2hrs she left say friend in 'Money night' so i send her there and she say will be back to find me in hotel.
-Girl did not return, slept alone.

Day 3
-Went Phi Phi island (Good to go)
-A Whole new Puking Experience
-Return to Phuket island in the evening
-Dinner Opp C&N hotel
-Called the girl from day 2 back as she promise to acc me whole day.
-Went Temple to pray as all the pub will not be opening for the day for the festive.
-Rode on the girl's bike with me as the driver with no helmet(BTW i got no bike lic and i was carrying 2 pillion)
-Went to a nearby festive carnival and played some games
-Went back hotel for some action

Day 4
-Body aching after the swimming in Phi Phi.
-Relax for the day while wating for the night
-Went Bar touring while looking out for new Jem
-Sat down at a bar 'No Money, No Honey'
-Girl consider very pretty(better than other bars)
-Played the hammer game and Jackpot with the girls and had a fun time
-Went back to 'Money night' alone and look for my girl
-play pool there with many diff girls.
-Barfine my girl out and went hollywood for awhile
-Return back to hotel after supper with her at the carnival
-Just someone to hug and sleep with some light teasing to await for the daylight to come.

Day 5
-Return back to SG

Overrall, this trip is consider the best trip, cos i have done alot of stuff which i haven tried before. Like riding a bike with 2 person behind and no helmet. Went for island tour and snookering.
Can't wait to go back there soon. But guess will take some time to save up first. =D

[treeself]

Hmmm it was around 23.6 - 23.7 on most days when i asked, at their local currency exchange booths. Yes Bro Insiderivan, such a lovely place filled with nice people, sighhh, hard to find such nice people in singapore, if only everyone in sg was this nice and relaxed. BUt ive been thinking, i know for sure that my friend and i arent the only guys to recieve such treatment from the girls, if they do that do every guy( accompany them without asking for money), wont they lose out? They dont work, have to give the boss 500baht per day, plus they dont ask guys for money, how does it work out for them really? Any kind soul can enlighten?

[invasion]

thanks all for ur great info. Luckily got ur to update. I was at jurong point then I saw 23.85 then I chop chop change. Hahahaha. Heng ar. Earn a bit more.

[invasion]

last time round I went there I saw farang bringing dfs liquor in. Anybody tried? I saw corkage is 800 baht last time?

[insiderivan]

bro invasion u mean the Agogo show? If it is, u surely can cut it down to 300 baht per pax.

[invasion]

bro. U got me wrong. What I meant was bringing in duty free liquor into hollywood or tiger. I saw farang brought in then they charge corkage @ 800 baht so that means its 40 sing plus 32 sing sum up to 72. A lot more cheaper than buying liquor there which cost about 3000 baht.

[hawkeye007]

Heading over to phuket soon for what must at least be my 10th trip in the last 4 years..! Every trip still brings about excitement though, as if it was the first time..

I'll be over in phuket from 6-12 March, so if any of you samsters out there who'll like to hook up for a drink, just drop me a PM..!! =D

[insiderivan]

Oh i have no idea if they bring in any drinks cos i am not at the entrance all the time. Well 1 bottle cost around 80sgd

[insiderivan]

Any bro know how to call phuket number using SG house line?

[sentinel21]

Looks like a lot of bros kana gong Tao there jia liat jia liat.. Haha.. I also kana last time but after i got bored of there and lost a few K SGD.. Take it as life lesson fees and totally immune to any of the gong tao and their reasons liao.. Now trying out BKK scene..

How do they earn if they can dun go for work and just pay bar fine? They either already got a sponsor or they are putting out the bait to fish in a BIG one.. :p

Call Phuket.. Just either call IDD no. Or direct with +66 in front and take out the 0 in front. Shd be follow by 9 numbers..

[insiderivan]

Bro sentinel, sorry for asking. My house phone is the old type where i cannot dial +66 how to i call phuket? Can there be a easier way like calling msia like tt which i just have to dail 02 in front of the number.

[treeself]

Quick update, oi just talked to me on msn. She said zach and i could both stay in her room when we head over there in april, as her sister is living with her boyfriend in BKK. Hmmm...

[teebs_darklord]

Bro sentinel, sorry for asking. My house phone is the old type where i cannot dial +66 how to i call phuket? Can there be a easier way like calling msia like tt which i just have to dail 02 in front of the number.

Bro, +66 is used for mobile phones lah. From home phones, dial 021, 019 etc then dial 66 followed by the Thai number.

If you seriously want to save money, then buy a $10 International calling card or use skype out to call lor.

[natto3]

Need somee advice, we rented bikes n got into accident.minor scratches on the bike. but the rental shop is asking for 25000thb for the repairs. how?
bargain depending on the damage. bikes can be taken into pieces very earsily.

[invasion]

I love PHUKET!!!! 55555 ++++

[insiderivan]

Enjoy your stay there bro invasion.

[invasion]

Enjoy your stay there bro invasion.
thanks bro. im enjoying every moment. hahaha. any kang tao to intro me? going off soon to recce for tonight chiong place. i m thinking of trying to go phuket town tonight but i got no idea where to go. any recommentdation, btw the xchange rate today is crazy SGD1=23.44 baht. so for bro coming soon perhaps u guys should just do ur currency exchange in spore. we got better rate at home.

[pincywincy]

treeself- i understand exactly how u feel bro. when a thai girl opens up her heart, her life, her house to you, theres nothing better. do watch out and not be suckered in, think of it from their point of view. is what they're doing very difficult for them? if all these is genuine then im happy for u bro! you and your friend zach might have hit jackpot.

insiderivan-with your house phone, call singtel and apply for 019. makes calls nearly half price cheaper. once 019 is activated, dial 019 follwed by 66 followed by the mobile number (eliminate the 0) so the mobile number starts with 8 instead of 08. when i activated my 019 it was free of charge. if you dont wana apply for 019, you have to dial 001 followed by 66 and then the mobile number without the 0 again. 001 is standard code to dial out of singapore

[pincywincy]

bro invasion- yes corkage is available in most of the bigger establishments around patong. tiger, hollywood, seduction, rock city. definetely cheaper than going in to buy a bottle. however they will charge u for ice and mixers.

but cmon we're on holiday!

[El Frances]

Reflections on the trip: Never have i felt hospitality, this true before. The 2 girls, were so trusting of us to actually invite us back to have a drink with em, and actually accompanied us sorta through our stay there. I asked oi and she told me if she dosent report for work, she had to give the boss 500THB. I mean, the sincerity and genuinenity of them is really, unbeatable. What an adventure it was to ride with her to phuket town without a helmet, skidding on the bike with sasa, i seriously seriously had THE MOST amazing time of my life, just hanging out with them. The thai generosity and charm is unrivaled, its no wonder why countles men flock to thailand to have a wife. I maybe naive is thinking this way, but really, both zach and i agreed that we really felt special, happy, comfortable and satisfied whenever we were out with them, they lived for the simpler things in life, and that makes them happy, having a beer of two during their lunch breaks makes em mad happy! This trip has proved to be a very adventure-filled meaningful and yet humbling experience for me, sometimes, the simpler things in life is what we all need instead of striving so hard for top level success. Im gonna book my next trip to be in april, maybe during or after the songkran festival? We will definitely keep in contact with the girls, look em up the next time.

I hope everyone enjoyed my long report, im sorry if you think it was way too many words. But well, thats just me.

To Oi and Sasa, YOU TWO ARE THE BEST NICEST GIRLS IN THE WORLD!

Nice to read you understand the real good side of thailand, which is why I go there since now nearly ten years. Despite what other members may say, it is not only about money in this country and you don't need to pay girls extra money to stay with you during the day and take care of you. Thai girls not only take, but also give, and have a distinctive kindness compared to girls in other countries.

Having said that:
(1) Of course some girls only look for suckers (in particular in Gogos) and a minimum of flair is necessary to sense the girls.
(2) Of course they are interested in money, of course they would like to get sponsors who send them money every month. Of course if you send them money every month they will fuck with other guys while you are not there (i fucked enough girls in this situation). But their friendliness and kindness is also probably genuine.
(3) Derived from (2) don't send them money every month. Enjoy life when you are with them, let your heart wander, but keep your feet on the ground. If you want a GF or a wife, there are plenty of "good girls" in Thailand.

[hosayboh]

bro. U got me wrong. What I meant was bringing in duty free liquor into hollywood or tiger. I saw farang brought in then they charge corkage @ 800 baht so that means its 40 sing plus 32 sing sum up to 72. A lot more cheaper than buying liquor there which cost about 3000 baht.

Email them to check. When i first tried, it was 1k baht, then they raised to 2k baht which was a time i believe to be high season. So ok. Now you tell me 800baht....duh.....welcome to Thailand, i guess......:D

[invasion]

time for me to do a short update.

Had the time of my life in hollywood last night. drinks are cheaper. btl of chivas used to cost 3000 baht but now is 2500 baht. had a girl. took the girl. do the girl. all the way till 3pm this afternoon. then had lunch then drop her off on a tuk-tuk and came back hotel to sleep till now. and now i am going to get my ass out of the room for party!!!!

[invasion]

bro invasion- yes corkage is available in most of the bigger establishments around patong. tiger, hollywood, seduction, rock city. definetely cheaper than going in to buy a bottle. however they will charge u for ice and mixers.

but cmon we're on holiday!
bro. thanks for ur info but im already here. anyway prices are cheaper now. so there is no need to go work out the dollars and cents.

cheers!

[invasion]

Email them to check. When i first tried, it was 1k baht, then they raised to 2k baht which was a time i believe to be high season. So ok. Now you tell me 800baht....duh.....welcome to Thailand, i guess......:D
bro. nowadays drinks here are really cheap - IMO. so i think the corkage stuff is kind of not necessary for now unless they r gonna jack up the prices again.

[invasion]

time for me to do a short update.

Had the time of my life in hollywood last night. drinks are cheaper. btl of chivas used to cost 3000 baht but now is 2500 baht. had a girl. took the girl. do the girl. all the way till 3pm this afternoon. then had lunch then drop her off on a tuk-tuk and came back hotel to sleep till now. and now i am going to get my ass out of the room for party!!!!
adding on to my update! my girl is a dancer at famous! she dance like a snake n pump like an all rodeo cowgirl! my phuket gong tau has gone to the next level its called point of no return! 55555++++ come fellow samster fly in to phuket now!

[treeself]

Thanks for the advice fellow forumers, i'd most definitely heed it. Im not in love with the girl or anything no worries, im just sad to leave phuket, guess i really feel at ease when im over there! That being said, will be heading over there once more in april! Saw airasia having a promo today, two way 31SGD but not including taxes yet, seems like it might be cheap? Didnt book cos ill have to wait for my friend's leave to be approved first, cheers!

[sentinel21]

Bro invasion, the Chivas at HLW has always been 2500 baht cos I opened at least 10 bottles on my 4 trips there.. so no price diff on that.. 3000 baht is for Johnnie Walker..
I think to counter yr gong tao, U can take a break and check out BKK.. Bangla is 1 street.. BKK is like 10 times more playgrd than Phuket.. Haha

Bro Treeself, just some sharing from my side.. If you stay with the girl this time, maybe the next few times.. She will ask U to pay for her rent so that U can just come and go as U want.. but the thing is if U stay with her for so many times, wun U get bored? Haha.. I prefer hunting now as I was like U last time till Bro Rapier advised me which I did see some sense later.. U stay with her, U also cant bring back other girls.. and she might ask U to buy some stuffs for her house etc etc.. Just fuck and go and next day new experience again! Haha.. Airasia will be a good choice.. Much better than Jetstar or Tiger.. but Silkair has promotion too.. Can check it out..

[insiderivan]

Bro invasion has kenna the kong tau deep deep liao. Think when u come back u will be like a snake.

[pincywincy]

Ok bros please trust me on this, I'm very very sure when it comes to this. Bottles have not become cheaper, they are still the same prices in hollywood. However I can solve the price discrepancy confusion among the bros out there. Get ready for this shocker. Hollywood has two different menus with different prices for drinks depending on where you're sitting. If you sit at the sofa seats in the inner section, that one is the vip area, you can tell as there are usually two bouncers standing in front. The menu there is 3000 for the cheapest btls like absolut and chivas 12. If u seat at the sofa seats at the first section thos are free seating, they charge the same prices as if you are at any of the standing tables. Which is 2500 for the cheapest btls like absolut and chivas 12. I discovered this the last time I was there, as I was seated in these two sofa areas on different nights and I asked one of the waitresses to clarify.

However I'd still pay the higher amt and seat at vip. Why? Vips get freeflow of their plain pizza hot from the kitchen!! Hahahaha and oh ya u get bouncers attached to u as well :) I hope rhis solves the confusion out there

[insiderivan]

when i was there i saw some ang mo siting at the sofa but they are not opening btl but just some beers. so does that mean that anyone will be able to there?

[exhibitor]

any couples in phuket now? we wanna swing... please write to us [email protected] sgl guys may try their luck.. princess just went up to a random french guy and gave him a bbbj

[invasion]

any couples in phuket now? we wanna swing... please write to us [email protected] sgl guys may try their luck.. princess just went up to a random french guy and gave him a bbbj

Bro. in phuket we no need swing. here got so many choices. hahahahahahah. n just to share something. the french guy is not the only lucky guy!!! im pretty lucky as well. hahahahahaha.

[pincywincy]

Vip sofa to seat u have to open bottle. The size of the crowd will depend on how many btls u have to open the first section sofas are free for anyone to seat, however if its crowded they will reserve the tables for ppl who wana open btls.

Most impt factor to get tables, how much u wana spend, how crowded the place is and who u know in the club. Last time I was there I was very lucky to have met a girl from soi eric who knew the owner of hollywood on a personal level, just going with her would ensure us a table at vip. Hahaha I was lucky I guess, need to find her again when I'm back in march

[invasion]

Vip sofa to seat u have to open bottle. The size of the crowd will depend on how many btls u have to open the first section sofas are free for anyone to seat, however if its crowded they will reserve the tables for ppl who wana open btls.

Most impt factor to get tables, how much u wana spend, how crowded the place is and who u know in the club. Last time I was there I was very lucky to have met a girl from soi eric who knew the owner of hollywood on a personal level, just going with her would ensure us a table at vip. Hahaha I was lucky I guess, need to find her again when I'm back in march

Bro. seems like ur the guru of hollywood. maybe we can organise a trip n all of us can travel together?

[deepscythe]

hi guys we me and my fiance are going to phuket this mid march and we wanted to try swinging or mmf any suggestions?

[durden007]

Hey dudes!

I'm going to phuket for my second trip on end of March (first one was two weeks ago).
Any People from the forum will be there ? let's have a drink all together !!!

[insiderivan]

Bro invasion, u can also be the commando. Try to befriend some people there and make sure they rem u. Next time u return sure got lobang.

[pincywincy]

Oh nonono please I'm no guru of hollywwoood. It was just that for my last trip, hollywood was always my last checkpoint before I retire back to room. And I went with people who knew the routine and proocedures over there, you can say I was lucky to be enlightened. Hahaha hopefully whatever I've shared is useful to bros heading out there.

[natto3]

i'l b there 1march to 9 march with 2 mongo. planning a fishing trip at least once. anyone interested to share cost of BOAT.:D

[invasion]

Bro invasion, u can also be the commando. Try to befriend some people there and make sure they rem u. Next time u return sure got lobang.

bro. my this trip i know alot of ppl because i pull off a super big stunt right outside of hollywood. i super drunk super high then i fell on the floor with half a bottle of chivas and smash it then i cut my whole of right hand! wow sey the ppl from the 2 side bar all come help me sia. hahahahaha. muchiam LKY fall down n everyone chiong over. hahahahaha. my arm n nose bleed profusely! there was this auntie stand there sell cigarette wan! she is the most helpful. when i was bleeding i took off my shirt to wrap my arm then she took a bottle of water n clean my wound up for me! no charge. the bar waitress all came over took tissue paper here clean there clean. n epic! i fell together with the FP dancer. hahahahah. luckily i wasnt there alone. my buddy chiong go pharmacy buy emergency kit. n damn tok-kong! i think i over-intoxicated with the alcohol already! after they clean me up wrap my arm up and stop my nose from bleeding! i continue go back inside hollywood and chiong! thats y now im a pop figure in hollywood. cause the bouncer came to help also. hahahaha. now i know the bouncer the waitress/waiter the bartender the chief bouncer!

because of what happen then i really ganna the gong tau deep deep! In singapore if u fall n there is a friend beside. nobody will care because everyone bo chap! when i fell that time my buddy only think about the half bottle chivas! then he turn back talk to his girl! he only kan chiong when he hear ppl saying " r u ok? a lot of blood!" i was first bleeding completely on my right arm then he chiong over that time wow really like lie huo zhan che like that my nose bleed like tap. just bleed out n it was bleeding profusely! hahahahaha. epic! then everyone from the both bar take things to help me! some take tissue la some take water la some take this some take that. my girl n my buddy girl super kan chiong keep asking if i m ok! hahahahahaha. then i took off my shirt n wrap my arm! i cant wrap properly then there is this angmoh from nowhere came up n just grab my shirt n wrap my wound!

the auntie really gimme a very good impression cause she can speak hokkien. ( my friend n i speak hokkien like the place belong to us la. the auntie use hokkien to tell me to sit down when my buddy went to buy E kit! i was drunk and i was bleeding, half naked n walking round. auntie came n pull me to sit!

because of how friendly and helpful they r! i went back to them the next day , i bought cigar from auntie started smoking then wanted to go in hollywood but was stop because cigarette can go in but cigar cannot! then smoke 10 puff n dump away! went into hollywood! best! everyone come n c my wrap wound n ask u ok na? so paisei! then subsequent night all stay at hollywood! every night 1 btl! sit on the couch. tip them pretty fair well because of all of their help n service.

n when i started tipping the svc change to another level! got personal bouncer sia. hahahaha. got personal waitress! go stage dance got ppl stand n help protect! go toilet got ppl stand outside c! ask for ice n ice chop chop come! wanted to thank them. in the end my svc level went up! im really touched la cause when they help they help with compassion! even when they have to come out with their own money!

they know me till when i go in hollywood i dun need to conduct body search n automatic table got reserved. hahahahaha. every night same table. in directly girl also many! i can even play laser war game with the bouncer. take their laser pen shoot here shoot there!

Haiz. so much so for the fun. comparatively , my pocket hole also become big sia but i m happy la cause the svc rendered was way more than what i have paid for - IMO.

anyway! im planning for may trip! anybody wan go?

[invasion]

i miss phuket! i miss hollywood! siao liao la. my spell still cant subside! haiz. cham.

[insiderivan]

Hahaha...bro your encounter with them show how helpful and service oriented they are right and when comparing to Sg people, you just Sigh..

The spell will not subside so fast, it took me 1 week to adjust back to the Sg life. LOL
Anyway i am planning to go back july.

[invasion]

Hahaha...bro your encounter with them show how helpful and service oriented they are right and when comparing to Sg people, you just Sigh..

The spell will not subside so fast, it took me 1 week to adjust back to the Sg life. LOL
Anyway i am planning to go back july.
bro. dun go in july. i book aug 1st to 5th aug already. this time round im going with another 3 friends so if u can make it there will be 5 of us in total. save cost. hahahahha. ai mai? ai mai? go together? then we jio bro natto and bro treeself and not forgetting bro pincywincy. wow sey its going to be asian bang bros. hahahahahahha.

[pincywincy]

Wah bro invasion, looks like hollywoood is up to u to settle if we ever go aye. The sincerity of thais are just unbeatable, the warm kindess cannot win la.

Sadly to say aug will be difficult to join u guys. One trip next month and one more in june. Bo leave liao laaaaaa. Bo lui liao laaaaa

[insiderivan]

Bro invasion i have to ask my friend if he can take leave anot. Haha.. have to wait

[rapier1978]

Bros, u all make me miss phuket...miss hollywood.

Hollywood has 1 of the best service in Patong among all clubs. i always tips the waitress, bouncer everytime i am there.. tips along can go up to 1k Baht.
after that wow u are like a VIP guest, got personal waitress, waitress that help to keep a lookout for gals for u, bouncer help to ensure no other guys came to your table... there was once i was totally drunk and fall to the ground.. and i over turn another table of drinks... the waitress and bouncer took such good care of me.. get drinks for free for the next table and ensure those indian dun touch me..

I love Hollywood those waitress do remember me everytime i go back. on and off can steal abit of hug and raba raba from the waitress

[treeself]

HAHAH, wa damn tok gong ah you guys lol. Im going back in march last week, 23rd, bookin soon! LOL

[natto3]

I arrived back yesterday for 3 weeks. After cleaning house straight to Kim massage. Heaven!:D

[insiderivan]

Wah bro natto, i envy u.

[invasion]

imagine all of us chiong together? wa. happening sia! we will be the VIP group for sure! all happening! all dare to play! i think we confirm VIP of the VIPs sia. 55555

[hosayboh]

For those still interested or yet to find out Bro Natto's recommendation of Angel massage :D

http://www.mookandaplace.com/Mook%20Anda%20Place_map.gif

Find this hotel and you find Angels and Le-residence

[dustzee]

Hi bros, I'm a newbie here. Am currently in Phuket but not familiar with this place at all. It is so different from Bangkok. I'm staying near ban tao and taxis here cost 500 - 1000thb for short trips to patong or Phuket town. The price doesn't justify at all cos I can get a trip to phi phi at the same price

Anyway, I will be here for 2 months and I have been trying to get a good oil massage with happy ending. I don't know if it's me or what but the Masseuse in Patong look quite old and ugly to me so I stayed away from those ...:confused: The ones in laguna look much better so I tried the massage there. I went to one with girls sitting outside and a SYT walked up to me. I learned that the first person who talks to you will usually be your masseuse. The SYT gave me a sensual oil massage and she was very fun as well. During the massage she would tickle me or pull my earlobe. I was thinking that she was probably trying to build up the atmosphere for things to come but then she asked me to sit up, pat on my back a few times and then exclaimed "finished!" :(

So I went back very unsatisfied but I'm pretty determined to find a SYT of this calibre to give me a sensual oil massage WITH a happy ending. I always go crazy over these kinda massages cos the girls would use their skills to tempt you into "massage here?" I love the cock tease. If I do find one in Phuket, I will share with the brothers here :) 2 more months to go.

Just to sidetrack, the beaches are filled with Farangs, so different from what I saw many years ago. And when I say filled, it means it is almost 100%. I don't feel comfortable bumming at the beach anymore cos the service seems to cater towards their appetite. The only good thing is that some farang girls are really good looking and they wear skimpy bikini or bare it on top. I probably would visit Phuket Town to see if anything happening goes on there. Might not hang out at pubs though cos I'm alone and it's so sian to Cheong alone.

My Thai female friend in Bkk says she want come visit ( which means pay for her trip) and I am contemplating that, but what the hell.... Not like there's no girls on this island. Feel like approaching some Farangs...:D

[treeself]

Hey guys, i know that there are some of you guys who are damn daring. Have you all had any encounters with the american ladies over there? I mean tourists? To be honest since its gonna be my 3rd time there come 27th of this mth, i was thinking of getting smashed up in the room first with some DFS alcohol with my friends and then maybe head to seduction or a newly opened club called " the factory kitchen" or smth or the rooftop club in junceylon and maybe try my luck with the ang moh ladies there? I mean they're tourists afterall, nth ventured nth gain, any bros who've got got vibes off them or encounters with them before? Cheers!

[hosayboh]

Hey guys, i know that there are some of you guys who are damn daring. Have you all had any encounters with the american ladies over there? I mean tourists? To be honest since its gonna be my 3rd time there come 27th of this mth, i was thinking of getting smashed up in the room first with some DFS alcohol with my friends and then maybe head to seduction or a newly opened club called " the factory kitchen" or smth or the rooftop club in junceylon and maybe try my luck with the ang moh ladies there? I mean they're tourists afterall, nth ventured nth gain, any bros who've got got vibes off them or encounters with them before? Cheers!

No have, the nearest "encounters" I've got are the Russians from Moulin Rouge :p

Why American ladies anyway, btw, Famous says that US Sailors are in town this weekend........lol

[pincywincy]

Oh yes the us sailors will be docking at phuket this saturday. To some it may be a good thing but to me oh no bad bad bad. Being couped up on the ship for months, they're spending power is high and their sexual appetite would be large. Expect them to be out and about eating everything they see, from food to girls hahahaha. However some of the more senior officers and specialists are nice people to talk to with interesting stories to share. Just hope the 'new bird' sailors behave themselves, if they do turn rowdy and start creating trouble the only advice I have is to RUN.

Anyways on a side note, will in patong next tuesday the 15th of march. Less than a week away, can't wait. Any bros gona be there?

[invasion]

bros going to chiong phuket! heres some tips! actually other than money the thais dun prefer farangs! especially angmoh! because according to some of them they dun pay the next day n they will tell the girls that they wanted to follow them back on their own accord. but based on them cause usually farang stays longer compared to us as we ususally stay max 1 week. they tap angmoh cause they stay long then they dun have to face different dick if they r ugly. on another hand once they can stay long with the farang they will ask the farang tp buy them this buy them that which is what they can achieve. for us when we go shopping with them they will say they like this they like that but eventually we r going to be like orh! but good thing with us is even if we dun discuss price at all we will also pay them at least 1000baht which is very nice of all of us.

the pick up tip! step into hollywood need status then the girl will come to u. even when the whole place is packed with farang. girls there hate to club with farang because they r really stingy n they r no fun. go in n open a bottle of liquor even when its 2 person ( thats what my buddy n i did every night ) then let loose! have fun. dance play n look at girls! ya not forgetting sit nearby girls who r chio or maybe share the table with them. then once u start playing then usually u will get eye contact. once she get ur eye contact n she smile n viola! hit on. farangs if u observe them they r always with 1 drink n they will sit shaking. n those that usually dance r like dancing line dance. hahahahaha. so funny. know ur dance step a bit n it will definately attract. to be very honest with all of u guys. im not very yandao n im fat but i still get girls every night. not only that, the girls i get are all pretty chio ( n my last trip i met all the girls pussy hairless ) - IMO. girls there just wanna have fun. have fun with them n im sure they will make u fun n they will wanna hang out with u. because we are fun to hang out with.


My 2 cents of suggestion!

Bros with power. please kindy up me if u do like this. i have been here for sometime n me point muchiam old man sperm like that. a lot of liquid but 75% r inactive worms! hahahahahha.

[hosayboh]

Oh yes the us sailors will be docking at phuket this saturday. To some it may be a good thing but to me oh no bad bad bad. Being couped up on the ship for months, they're spending power is high and their sexual appetite would be large. Expect them to be out and about eating everything they see, from food to girls hahahaha. However some of the more senior officers and specialists are nice people to talk to with interesting stories to share. Just hope the 'new bird' sailors behave themselves, if they do turn rowdy and start creating trouble the only advice I have is to RUN.

Anyways on a side note, will in patong next tuesday the 15th of march. Less than a week away, can't wait. Any bros gona be there?

Agree, gonna stay away from patong this weekend...will be hiding in phuket town cos i heard they mostly don't venture that far out....:D

Did you say saturday?.......hmmm.......maybe friday can go for a spin in Bangla first.....:)

[washabi]

I just came back from phuket a week or 2 back. Let me update my field report, but before I do that, I like to thanks the bros here for the many valuable infos, advise and suggestion.

It might seem a bit long, dun mind ok.
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Day 1
Take Jetstar, lucky no delay. Reach there about 9 plus in the morning, took a cab down to hotel at Patong Beach.

Hotel is Swiss Palm Beach;
It’s a 2 storey “suite” which looks more like a downtown east chalet. The hotel seem lots of ang mo with family.

The hotel was near to Patong Food Centre where we went to Briley Chicken Rice Store for lunch. I rate a 7/10 for it and somemore have pig trotter rice.

Walk round Patong Beach and landed in Christine. Decided not to go in and tried out those opposite. My masseur was a bit plump but not too bad looking, got an instance hard on after she started to massage me. Was thinking of giving my first out burst when I heard my friend from the other room (divided by a very thin partition) asking to change masseur because his masseur was a lady boy. In my heart, I laughed over my friend’s encounter until my masseur asked me whether I want to change cos she also a lady boy. I looked at “her” hard and poked her breast a bit, she doesn’t look like any lady boy to me but my didi was already demoralize and I decided not to take a chance of fucking her but let her continue ONLY the massage.

Came out sian ji phua though the massage was good. Went find a pub, drinking, talk cock then find a cab to the famous Jungceylon shopping center. Suppose to do some shopping for family, but seriously, DON’T WASTE your time there. Exp and nothing much to shop. End up nothing being bought.

Proceed to the famous Parlai Seafood for dinner. I give a 9/10, was expecting at 5k baht but only costs 3k baht. Then go to Phuket town; wanted to go to cheong nite spot, but my friends decided to just tabao and headed back. Cab driver brought us Fantasea, they quote us 5k for a tabao. Then go pinklady, gals not as good as Fantasea but still ok, each tabao one gal for 4k.

When back hotel, not knowing whether the gals need to pay for the stay in the hotel or will get rejected as the hotel occupied by ang mo familes. The hotel security guard was over friendly, open cab door for us, shake hands with us, greet us and then stop us when he saw the gals alight.

Thinking, “Hong gan liao”, then he asked the gals in thai some questions and the gals took out a card and handed over to him. The guard then tell us, it’s for our own good as I think that card is their IC or something and in case anything happened to us, he can tracked them. Sound logical, so tip him abit.

Back room, we gather at HQ suite and play card games and loser drinks. The gals at first don’t want played but in the end they see so fun, decided to join in. Drink until everybody high liao (even got neighbor sent guard to complain we make too much noise), then go back room.

My gal go bath without me, then hide under the blanket with only her bra and panty. Lay on top of her, kiss a bit, she asked me go bath. Fair enough, go bath came back, thought she would have slept cos she drank a lot, but she wasn’t. After fuck her a long time, maybe drank too much, abit hard to shoot, so end up breast fuck her. :p

Next morning wake up when she went bath, I check my watch, 6am. It’s time for her to go off liao. Thought she bath and prepare to leave, but she laid beside me with her bra and panty again and hugged me. We kissed abit then proceed my 2nd round. Poor gal, after that go bath again. Gave her a 500 baht and send her out.

Later got to know from all my friends, their gals actually wake them up for second round, so I guessed it’s the norm.

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I go for lunch and buy toto first, later continue day 2 and 3.

[washabi]

Day 2

Breakfast, then go sea sport then sat around and drank again. Saw one ang mo lady around 40s or 50s walked around with top naked on the beach so nei nei exposed. Her nipples remind me of red dates. Admired how the ang mo don’t matter to parade their bodies. 50s, 60s year old ang mo, still wear bikinis and swimming trunks.

Go back hotel, some go hotel massage, some go tanned in hotel pool. Then bath, go patong food centre eat thai food. Sori bro, I can’t recall the name, but there is only 2 thai food shop in the stretch of road and it is the one nearer to the Brailey Chicken. Not too bad, I rated a 6/10. Then go out play Go-Kart, paint ball. Short sessions but time mostly on journey. Came back Patong Beach, walk abit, shop a bit for family, sit around drink again.

Dinner at some high class Austrian restaurant which sucks. Then proceed to walk around Bangla Road. Wanted to find Hollywood, but cos never do homework enough, don’t know where, so end up go in Tiger. I think I have better luck than my friends. First gal, buy lady drink for her, got chance to raba her body when she sat on my lap and when I say body, I meant the whole body. Then she got to go “open room” with someone (I guessed), said she will come back in 2 hours time. Saw another chio waitress beside the bar we sitting, smile at her a few times and she came over talked to me. I asked her she from another bar can come over talked to me; she smiled and then asked me go over to her bar. Hong liao, so I left my friends to go over. Buy lady drink and get to raba and kiss her. Think I am the most happening down there coz all the ang mo like good boys, drink and play board games with the waitress while I am the only one played raba games. The second waitress quote me 3k baht for overnight, but I saw my friends no action, decided not to go for it. One for all, all for one mah. 2 am plus, go back hotel drink again.


Day 3

Next day, eat, drink then travel to Wat Chamlong pray, go to phuket town since on the way back. The cab driver bring us to a ulu place for fuck gals, The gals was ok. Booked her for 2 hrs. After first round, rest in bed with her cuddling beside me. Felt asleep and have nightmare, I jumped up and scared my gal. Then, one of my friend called me and we went over to his room with my gal and played strip poker. My poor friend and the two gals got strip till naked, sigh, no chance to show my 6 becomes 1 pec body. Then about go off, the gal asked us want second time, we say no and went off to pick our luggage at hotel and off to airport liao.

Was having a thunder storm after we reached airport. The airport lights went flickering and the monitors goes resetting, can see the boot up. Jetstar delayed 40 mins and reached Singapore safe and sound.

Looking forward again to the relaxing life back there. Must find a place like that for retirement. The Beach, the Bitch and the Beer.

[Glock]

Looking forward again to the relaxing life back there. Must find a place like that for retirement. The Beach, the Bitch and the Beer.

"the 3 Bs" :D

but i think one mistake there , should be "Beach , Bitches and Beer"

[hunterhi]

Wa, long time no come in still so happening... :D another month to Songkran... Quick Quick... :p

[natto3]

There's a dancer in fantasia called mojy. Most jumbo I have seen. Gone back to Chiangmai tonite for short trip. Can married!:eek:

[natto3]

There's a dancer in fantasia called mojy. Most jumbo I have seen. Gone back to Chiangmai tonite for short trip. Can married!:eek:
Btw20 hrs old only. Have a sis there too.

[insiderivan]

Heard phuket raining everyday. Have minor flood too.

[michael.tam]

Oh yes the us sailors will be docking at phuket this saturday.

So when are they leaving? Or they have left?

[pincywincy]

ok reporting live from patong beach. weather has been super good, very sunny past three days, many angmoh chai on the beach. i saw a group of topless college aussies today, european bombshells here and there, all with boobs hanging out omg.

looks like the marines arent here yet, read that a fwe ships have been called to japan to help, maybe the ship that was supposed to dock here was called to help as well since its relatively nearby? however, its still insanely crowded here, considering it being march alr. hordes of angmohs this time around, not as many asian tourists, eye candy if u like em 'golden', heh. hit suzy wongs and devils playground last night, suzy wongs still does it for me, they were even pantyless when i arrieved. first time seeing them without bottoms on. devils playground was crap though, expected it to be the leading stable of the suzy wong group, however most of the girls there look like rejects from other places, they're either fat or face cmi. hollywood and tiger packed to the max, freelancers have improved though. seeing many well dressed good looking girls on the streets, when in the past freelancers of phuket were old cannot make it village people. haha anyways out for round two again tonight, wish me luck!

[dustzee]

The 2 girls were very happy to see us, even more excited to learn that we had brought malibu, apparantly it was sasa's fav drink. This is where the cool part begins, both sasa and oi had bikes, so i decided to be the pillion with sasa as the rider and zach decided to ride while oi became his pillion, i was very excited because this was a first, without helmet somemore!

Haha... You've got quite an adventure here bro. The motorbike ride must be a very good experience. I was a pillion on someone's bike a few days ago with the helmets and it felt great. High speed, strong wind and the hair of a pretty lady hitting you face all the time. I miss that feeling :D

Anyway where's the place u got your Hj? I have been looking for one here and I must have lived in a hole or something. All my massage I went iin the past 2 weeks didn't offer me a Hj or didn't have pretty girls :(

[treeself]

Bro Dustzee, isit? Im not sure man, cos all the massage shops look similar, what i know is, its like a 5 min walk down form No.6 Restaurent. They seem the change the colour of their skirts on a daily basis, so i really dont have a clue as to which shop it is lol, good life man! Im heading back come 27th sunday next week.

Oh ya, fellow bros who have pm-ed me asking to chiong together, sorry ah, dont think thats possible cos i have a new friend to show around, so doubt that'll be possible, we feel abit awkward la, sorry man, hope you guys understand, if you guys spot 3 tanned and tall guys, give us a wink! Hahaha, cheers guys, hope to see more reports on this paradise!

[dustzee]

Bro Dustzee, isit? Im not sure man, cos all the massage shops look similar, what i know is, its like a 5 min walk down form No.6 Restaurent. They seem the change the colour of their skirts on a daily basis, so i really dont have a clue as to which shop it is lol, good life man! Im heading back come 27th sunday next week.

Oh ya, fellow bros who have pm-ed me asking to chiong together, sorry ah, dont think thats possible cos i have a new friend to show around, so doubt that'll be possible, we feel abit awkward la, sorry man, hope you guys understand, if you guys spot 3 tanned and tall guys, give us a wink! Hahaha, cheers guys, hope to see more reports on this paradise!

Thanks bro! I'll look out for it.

Hahaha... wouldn't it be weird if you see many people winking at you?

[alanthung]

Hi all bro,now in Phuket ,anyone know any nice club to go.

[Chobak]

Sup all,

Noobie here. But going to Patong/Phuket during September 2011. Ticket and hotel already booked. Just wondering if any bros here wanna chiong with me. Going with a colleague who brought along his fiance. I will mostly be roaming Phuket town and Bangla Street solo cos my colleague pussy whipped by his fiance. Kakaka.

Basically looking for kakis to have fun and boom boom around Phuket cos i am first time there. Need assist!

[durden007]

Hello Bros,

Anybody in Patong at the end of this week ?
I'll be there on the 26th for a few days. If some bros want to meet for having some drink and get girls, contact me !!!

[Jackboy]

Sup all,

Noobie here. But going to Patong/Phuket during September 2011. Ticket and hotel already booked.

Wow kudos to you...now it's only March and you already booked yr tickets for Sept.

[Chobak]

Wow kudos to you...now it's only March and you already booked yr tickets for Sept.

End of April/Beginning of May going to Bangkok!!!! Now discussing with "Friends" to book ticket and hotel. Haha shiok.

[77887788]

wiil be there on 1 to 3 apr 2011... alone.

[FL_FL88]

Full of ang moh there hardly see any asia pple.

[Ikanbilis188]

I am going phuket 22nd to 25th apr.
Any bros know where can get Nuru Massage in Phuket?


Thanks:)

[STUD100]

I am going phuket 22nd to 25th apr.
Any bros know where can get Nuru Massage in Phuket?


Thanks:)

bumpzz, looking for answer as well.

[STUD100]

Going for a sight seeing phuket patong 5d4n trip.

Besides clubbing at Hollywood at night and drinking the whole time, is there any social escort type or aquarium stype type of Thai girls i can find around patong area?

Is there any nuru massage or what?

Any help would be greatly appreciated :)

[sentinel21]

Nuru massage so far in Patong is only at Christin.. The Big Pink Buidling down Junceylon.. but its getting worse by the day.. Avg looking abt 2.8K and thats the best liao.. Others all CMI..

Dun need social escort man.. If U want some action or companionship during the day time, just go to the row of massage shops opposite Christin, U will get some really pretty girls over there.. Of cos, let her massage U and have some fun inside first, then decide if you want to bring her out.. but then not recommended la.. Just have some fun in the massage, then byebye and have some dinner then drinks then go to HLW or Tiger to take yr pick again..

[77887788]

Nuru massage so far in Patong is only at Christin.. The Big Pink Buidling down Junceylon.. but its getting worse by the day.. Avg looking abt 2.8K and thats the best liao.. Others all CMI..

Dun need social escort man.. If U want some action or companionship during the day time, just go to the row of massage shops opposite Christin, U will get some really pretty girls over there.. Of cos, let her massage U and have some fun inside first, then decide if you want to bring her out.. but then not recommended la.. Just have some fun in the massage, then byebye and have some dinner then drinks then go to HLW or Tiger to take yr pick again..

What is the rate to tabao the massage gal and the gal at bar.

[Ikanbilis188]

Nuru massage so far in Patong is only at Christin.. The Big Pink Buidling down Junceylon.. but its getting worse by the day.. Avg looking abt 2.8K and thats the best liao.. Others all CMI..

Dun need social escort man.. If U want some action or companionship during the day time, just go to the row of massage shops opposite Christin, U will get some really pretty girls over there.. Of cos, let her massage U and have some fun inside first, then decide if you want to bring her out.. but then not recommended la.. Just have some fun in the massage, then byebye and have some dinner then drinks then go to HLW or Tiger to take yr pick again..

Hi bro, what's CMI? And why is it not recommended to bring out the massage girls? As compared to the ladies in HLW and etc?

Just trying to understand more and avoid getting slaughtered .

Thanks

[ben.now]

Christin Massage a very dissapointing place to visit... One look at the fish tank you would turn back and go off... Like one of the bro mentioned above, getting girls from opposite street massage parlour will be much better... Their service is much better compared to Christin's. Was at HLW last week for 4nights... U might get lucky to pick up girls from BKK (the claim to come phuket for holiday, now sch holiday) white and fair chicks.. :D

[ben.now]

Damage for pickup in HLW is around 1500baht - 2000baht for long time ( what I was quoted ). Usually I don't go for short time haha.. And IF they like you u might just bonk for freeee... Depends on chemistry.. Good luck to u bro.. Cheers

[ben.now]

bumpzz, looking for answer as well.


I've heard that there's a ANGELS MASSAGE located at phuket town area.. Have yet to explore.. Will check it out during my next trip there in jun.

[STUD100]

I've heard that there's a ANGELS MASSAGE located at phuket town area.. Have yet to explore.. Will check it out during my next trip there in jun.

Any idea Phuket which area mah bro?
Im staying at Patong area :)

[ben.now]

Any idea Phuket which area mah bro?
Im staying at Patong area :)

Phuket town ... it's about 30mins drive down from patong...

it's right beside katerine massage.. oso not bad.. at least better dan christin massage.. i seriously hate that place...
http://www.katherine-escort.com/ so once u find katerine u can see angels massage..

[natto3]

I've heard that there's a ANGELS MASSAGE located at phuket town area.. Have yet to explore.. Will check it out during my next trip there in jun.
It's in pun pon.residences is better. Sometimes uni ger go make some money if u lucky. Tonite got 1, she working for $$$ to go uni. Teen angels is very nearby but I think the girl r mostly from north, they older too. Came up last week for fishing Kenna mini typhoon whole week rain. Going back tomorrow. Come back after songkran.

[hosayboh]

The One not bad also, got good review from my kaki. Especially for those not wanting the full job, body to body massage plus hj, 1400baht. Some more ask him how many hj he want....:D

btw, FC Phuket sitting top of division 1 after a 2-0 win over the weekend..... :D

[Full_Sound]

Will be going to Phuket on Friday.
Heard the some flooding in southern Thai. What is the rain situation there?
Does the ferry service still going to Phi Phi island?

Thanks

[hunterhi]

Countdown... in 10 day... :p:D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-ImCpNqbJw

[sentsggirls]

wheres is my bro hunterhi & bro hosayboh ? keke, miss u guys.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sy_c_1rXkYk

[sentinel21]

This video is still the best that sums up all of Phuket nightlife!

http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvH1ZHRY-oU

[sentsggirls]

This video is still the best that sums up all of Phuket nightlife!

http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvH1ZHRY-oU
agreed, watched over many times and love the music used in the background and i went to download the songs used.

[hosayboh]

This video is still the best that sums up all of Phuket nightlife!

http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvH1ZHRY-oU

Kinda miss the lady selling burger at 00:57 in the vid. Its our favourite PATONG BURGER!!!:D
Sums up Patong nightlife or rather Bangla nightlife.......there's more to what's in the vid in Phuket but not necessarily as havoc thou.

[hosayboh]

Countdown... in 10 day... :p:D


Bro, by any chance Saturday midday flight? :D

[benster1973]

Kinda miss the lady selling burger at 00:57 in the vid. Its our favourite PATONG BURGER!!!:D
Sums up Patong nightlife or rather Bangla nightlife.......there's more to what's in the vid in Phuket but not necessarily as havoc thou.

will be at there on 13.04.11
hope to hav a wonderful stay

[hunterhi]

Sorries, to busy to come in to said Hi, ByE,

Yes, u lOOking for me... :p Sorries na, I dun like GuYs I LoVe LaDy with (.)(.) ... What video is that can PM to my inbox, CuP KuN CuP... ;)

wheres is my bro hunterhi & bro hosayboh ? keke, miss u guys.

Bro, I budget type cheap ne ne, :D I book the early flight... Maybe we can meet for late Lunch... See u then... 8 more night...

Hope everyone will enjoy their stay in The Land Of Smiles... Not all just for the BoNkInG...

Bro, by any chance Saturday midday flight? :D

[sentsggirls]

Sorries, to busy to come in to said Hi, ByE,

Yes, u lOOking for me... :p Sorries na, I dun like GuYs I LoVe LaDy with (.)(.) ... What video is that can PM to my inbox, CuP KuN CuP... ;)



Sabai Dee Mai Bro hunterhi ?Busy poking puying issit? The video is just MTV of a nice song for you to listen. PM you the link.

[treeself]

Just touched down last night, stayed for 5D4N, my 3rd trip in 5 mths. This time really jialat, really kenna gong tao deep deep, met a girl while playing pool at chang club. Very tall, 1.79, golden tan, long soft hair, flawless complexion and altogether, very very beautiful, without an inch of make up, just lip gloss, oh and shes 24. I really like her, dont know what i should do about it, sigh.... Will write up a report on my trip soon. Oh and it has been raining every single day of my trip, a real downer.

[Sing@Tel]

Just touched down last night, stayed for 5D4N, my 3rd trip in 5 mths. This time really jialat, really kenna gong tao deep deep, met a girl while playing pool at chang club. Very tall, 1.79, golden tan, long soft hair, flawless complexion and altogether, very very beautiful, without an inch of make up, just lip gloss, oh and shes 24. I really like her, dont know what i should do about it, sigh.... Will write up a report on my trip soon. Oh and it has been raining every single day of my trip, a real downer.

So it raining all the way, so stay with her & enjoy yr unlimited shots.

[hunterhi]

Thanks, Bro, as i was reading from my phone so cannot see it... I very long no poke PuYing lioa... as busy with work... i think izzt time to R&R...n we post almost the same time just my is AM n ur is PM... :p

Sabai Dee Mai Bro hunterhi ?Busy poking puying issit? The video is just MTV of a nice song for you to listen. PM you the link.

Bro, u enjoy... :D

Just touched down last night, stayed for 5D4N, my 3rd trip in 5 mths. This time really jialat, really kenna gong tao deep deep, met a girl while playing pool at chang club. Very tall, 1.79, golden tan, long soft hair, flawless complexion and altogether, very very beautiful, without an inch of make up, just lip gloss, oh and shes 24. I really like her, dont know what i should do about it, sigh.... Will write up a report on my trip soon. Oh and it has been raining every single day of my trip, a real downer.

[hosayboh]

Very tall, 1.79, golden tan, long soft hair, flawless complexion and altogether, very very beautiful, without an inch of make up, just lip gloss

hmmmm........puying puchai? :D:D

[hunterhi]

yo... Sun, Sand Sea... here i come... :D:p

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcJ-wNmazHQ

[hunterhi]

Nice Thai Folk song... :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhbnPN1AzxU&feature=player_embedded#at=48

[hunterhi]

Nice Hot n Sunny here... :cool::D;)

[Wetdevil]

Hihi to all bro,

Been a quiet 2010 for me since I last head to phuket @ Mar 2010. Nice to see bro are still attracted to Phuket. Miss my time there. :D

Just touched down last night, stayed for 5D4N, my 3rd trip in 5 mths. This time really jialat, really kenna gong tao deep deep, met a girl while playing pool at chang club. Very tall, 1.79, golden tan, long soft hair, flawless complexion and altogether, very very beautiful, without an inch of make up, just lip gloss, oh and shes 24. I really like her, dont know what i should do about it, sigh.... Will write up a report on my trip soon. Oh and it has been raining every single day of my trip, a real downer.

wow thats good. Well waiting to read yr report. :D

[donut88]

Hi guys

I'm going to stay at karon beach. Any good massage I can get from there?

Im looking for both kind of massage; clean proper Thai and hanky panky

Thanks!

[burner]

bro. my this trip i know alot of ppl because i pull off a super big stunt right outside of hollywood. i super drunk super high then i fell on the floor with half a bottle of chivas and smash it then i cut my whole of right hand! wow sey the ppl from the 2 side bar all come help me sia. hahahahaha. muchiam LKY fall down n everyone chiong over. hahahahaha. my arm n nose bleed profusely! there was this auntie stand there sell cigarette wan! she is the most helpful. when i was bleeding i took off my shirt to wrap my arm then she took a bottle of water n clean my wound up for me! no charge. the bar waitress all came over took tissue paper here clean there clean. n epic! i fell together with the FP dancer. hahahahah. luckily i wasnt there alone. my buddy chiong go pharmacy buy emergency kit. n damn tok-kong! i think i over-intoxicated with the alcohol already! after they clean me up wrap my arm up and stop my nose from bleeding! i continue go back inside hollywood and chiong! thats y now im a pop figure in hollywood. cause the bouncer came to help also. hahahaha. now i know the bouncer the waitress/waiter the bartender the chief bouncer!

because of what happen then i really ganna the gong tau deep deep! In singapore if u fall n there is a friend beside. nobody will care because everyone bo chap! when i fell that time my buddy only think about the half bottle chivas! then he turn back talk to his girl! he only kan chiong when he hear ppl saying " r u ok? a lot of blood!" i was first bleeding completely on my right arm then he chiong over that time wow really like lie huo zhan che like that my nose bleed like tap. just bleed out n it was bleeding profusely! hahahahaha. epic! then everyone from the both bar take things to help me! some take tissue la some take water la some take this some take that. my girl n my buddy girl super kan chiong keep asking if i m ok! hahahahahaha. then i took off my shirt n wrap my arm! i cant wrap properly then there is this angmoh from nowhere came up n just grab my shirt n wrap my wound!

the auntie really gimme a very good impression cause she can speak hokkien. ( my friend n i speak hokkien like the place belong to us la. the auntie use hokkien to tell me to sit down when my buddy went to buy E kit! i was drunk and i was bleeding, half naked n walking round. auntie came n pull me to sit!

because of how friendly and helpful they r! i went back to them the next day , i bought cigar from auntie started smoking then wanted to go in hollywood but was stop because cigarette can go in but cigar cannot! then smoke 10 puff n dump away! went into hollywood! best! everyone come n c my wrap wound n ask u ok na? so paisei! then subsequent night all stay at hollywood! every night 1 btl! sit on the couch. tip them pretty fair well because of all of their help n service.

n when i started tipping the svc change to another level! got personal bouncer sia. hahahaha. got personal waitress! go stage dance got ppl stand n help protect! go toilet got ppl stand outside c! ask for ice n ice chop chop come! wanted to thank them. in the end my svc level went up! im really touched la cause when they help they help with compassion! even when they have to come out with their own money!

they know me till when i go in hollywood i dun need to conduct body search n automatic table got reserved. hahahahaha. every night same table. in directly girl also many! i can even play laser war game with the bouncer. take their laser pen shoot here shoot there!

Haiz. so much so for the fun. comparatively , my pocket hole also become big sia but i m happy la cause the svc rendered was way more than what i have paid for - IMO.

anyway! im planning for may trip! anybody wan go?

i'll be headin over in may with a couple of frens ... for a bachelor party....

[treeself]

Hey guys, sorry for the long wait, have been super busy with work. Anyways here goes.

Day 1
Touched down in Phuket at 1330hrs with two good buddies, Zach and J. Emailed Mr Mark for Airport Transfer a few days back, however we waited and waited and no sign of him or his staff so negotiated with a private cab driver and managed to get a good rate, 1000THB two ways, off we went. Reached Bel Aire patong at about 1415, booked our room via agoda so check in was fast and easy, counter recap recognised me as i stayed there last Oct, awesome! The 3 of us chilled out abit, took a shower, had some malibu with pineapple juice(yeah we started it a little earlier than normal) hahaha, left shortly. Main purpose of this trip was to show J around as this is his first time, i brought zach with me in Feb alr. Walked around, settled for lunch at No.6, as it was raining, we all had pad thai and a nice large bowl of tom yum soup clear, SUPER SOLID! Continued walking around after lunch, as the rain was getting heavier, we all decided to get a good massage, which was where we met a friendly massage lady by the name of Bibi, hahah dont they all have ridiculously funny nicknames? Finished our massaged and bibi was such a loudmouth, asking the 3 of us while we were smoking our names and all. Zach invited her to party at hollywood with us. Off we left, it was about 6pm now so we decided to head back to freshen up yet again as we were all wet la!

Had a hot bath, shiok shiok alr, the 3 of us had another round of malibu with pineapple juice, rolled around on the bed, talking, smoking, laughing. Zach asked if we wanted pizza and we agreed, since it was raining and all. I dont know how he knew the number, but yeah, he did the ordering. an hour later, the pizza dude came, totally drenched, hahahah, felt bad, tipped him. Wow guys, can you believe it?! Two large pizzas, Hawaiian and ocean delight plus a box of 9 drumlets cost us only 300THB?! Cheap! The rain ah, spoiled everything, made us all sleepy, so before we knew it, we were all sleeping til i was rudely awakened by my second handphone(i placed the thai sim card in this phone), it was bibi, asking us where we were. So i told her we were still in our hotel room sleeping, she wanted to come over, so i said yeah okay. Her massage shop was pretty near our hotel along Sainamyen Road. Sat up and checked the time, HOLY MOTHER!?!?!! It was 1230am alr! Hahaha, woke the the other up and all had a shower before bibi arrived. When she came we all had a few more round of drinks and BOOM, we were ready to party!

Lucky for us the rain had subsided into a light drizzle so it made walking to hollywood pretty easy. Saw the same bouncer who took care of me there the last time round when i was drunk, greeted him and all and we went up. It was mad packed as usual, had good vibes alr with the thumping music and tourists smoking inside, ahhhh such nostalgia! Asked for a table and was directed to the L-Shaped sofa seats at the outer cloister(Bros who chiong hollywood should know this area as this is the only sofa seat at the outer cloister), there were two farangs there alr with their ladies for the night, were crazy wild with them, making out all! Hahaha, so the 3 of us, Zach, J and me ordered a btl of vodka to get things started. Zach being the usual CB, always forced the two of us to skull our drinks, neat, with as little mixer possible, all sorts of ways to fuck yourself up, hahaha. Suddenly our fav song played " J.Lo ft Pitbull - On The Floor", wow i tell you, we went mad, we were all dancing, jumping around! Suddenly one fist came out of nowhere, saw the farang asking me to rock it, hahaha so punched his fist and smiled! He and his friend, later became our party kakis for the entire trip! Introduced ourselves, his name was sulltan and his cousin's name was burim, asked us to call them Sully and Bully for short, hahaha, they were from Zurich, Switzerland! So while Sully and i were talking, Zach passed Sully a glass of our drink and that was when magic happened, Sully, Bully, Bibi, J, Zach and i raised our glasses and vowed to go crazzzzzzzzzzzzzzy! Hhahahah.

Next thing i knew Zach ordered another btl, i face-palmed myself, but aiya whatever la its a holiday, just enjoy and dont think so much. all of us danced some more, with sully and bully showing us their moves, hahaha, crazy fellas i tell you. After awhile, J told me Zach was down, i turned back, and saw Zach in his usual drunk stance, Arms folder, head down and sitted upright, hahaha, that was when we bid goodbye to our Swiss friends and told em we will be at the same sofa tmr at the same time, all agreed. J and Me helped Zach outta the club and back to our hotel, THE BOY WAS A DEADWEIGHT! Bibi was nice enough to get water from the family mart for Zach. Reached our room, got Zach naked, hahaha bo pian, brothers mah, showered an toweled him dry before getting him a fresh pair of boxers and laid him to rest on the bed. Bibi asked if it was okay for her to sleep with all of us, i told i dont mind as long as shes okay to be sandwiched between J and i. We had a kingsized bed and a twin bed, so since Zach was on the twin bed, the 3 of us (bibi, J and me) slept on the larger bed, nth happened guys, just 3 friends sleeping together. Felt bad la, it was 5am alr and might be abit dangerous for bibi to go back, though i know theres no danger lol, but just felt bad la.

This pretty much sums up my first day there, will continue sharing no worries guys!

[treeself]

How's the weather there like now anyways huh? It was pouring like mad on all 5 days i was there, on the last day when we were packing up, the SUN suddenly came out! Cant belive our luck man! Anyways Day 2 in Progress!

Day 2

*RingRingRngRingRingRing", switched my hand phone's alarm clock off. Saw the time, it was 1200hrs, looked around, bibi left alr, hahaha whatever. Without brushing my teeth and doing anything else, immediately lit up a cancer stick, hahahahaha, only in holidays i can do this, walked to the bathroom window to pull the curtains aside a little bit, secretly hoping it wasn't gonna be raining, but i knew it was, and voila, the sky was dark and rain was still coming down, sighhhhhh! Decided to switch on the telly, was on the MTV channel. Soon the boys arose from their slumber, Zach was the funniest, gave a typical morning fuckface and asked " eh, cb, last night i drunk ah?" Hahahahaha, J and i laughed and told him what happened. We spent quite a good amt of time joking and re-enacting the activities of last night. All had a good smoke before heading into the shower for a solid a warm bath, nth like a good warm bath after a crazy night of partying with the rainy weather outside! By the time we left the hotel it was 1400hrs alr. Went to the bike shop just further down at the entrance of the road leading into our hotel. Zach has a class 2 license in sg, J and i have only class 3, lol, so Zach asked if we all wanted to rent a bike, it was only 150THB a day, i was hesitant at first as im not really comfortable riding a bike by my own, plus it was raining and the fact the Zach and i got into a motorbike accident 2 years back, buttttt, since we were all there several thousand miles away from home, we all thought, " ahhh! Why the fuck not, lets just adventure abit but safety also la! haha", picked out our 3 bikes, all Yamaha Nuovo. The dude said he needed a deposit of 3000THB and an ID, so Zach and J looked at me, cb, ha, so i gave him my 11B lor, cos im the only one who ord liao, Zach(Air Force) and J(SPF) still have several more mths to go. Each gave 1000THB for the deposit and off we went! Wow, it was quite an adventure man, riding through the rain with a poncho, very very fun indeed!

Rode to No.6 yet again, Zach ordered his fav, American Fried Rice, i had a Shrimp Fried Rice and J had a Beef Fried Rice, we asked for a bowl of Tom Yam Seafood Clear Soup as usual. Makan and chit chat about last night's events in hollywood, laughed as well haah. Finished our makan and rode off, was freeeeezing! Rode to one of the nearby tour booths and asked them their prices for the ATV+WhiteWater Rafting+Elephant Trekking package, was quoted 4000THB, lol, i seriously dont know why they bother to set such retarded prices when they know full well that everyone would bargain lol, managed to get it down to 1800THB per person, but the ATV ride was 30mins, and Mr Mark's package which was similar but a 100THB more, had the ATV ride running in for an hour, told the lady we shall consider, surprisingly she was friendly and said, if we want, can just come to her again, no problem.

We looked at our watches, wa only 4pm nia, decided to head vroom vroom to Chang Club, its this pool club pretty close to Bangle Boxing Stadium. We told the waitress we would like 10 games = 200THB, one game 20THB, cheap! We all ordered a hot drink, Cappuccino, Latte and Milk-tea, having fun! Attempting to do retarded trick shots and all. Suddenly Spotted this damn tall girl wearing a nice white shawl, denim shorts and a nice spag, very gorgeous! Light hazelnuttish tan, miles and miles of legs that go on forever, smooth baby skin, perfect smile, white teeth with retainers on the top portion, best of all, some freckles on her face, WA, i tell you, i immediately melted into a puddle of mustard! Hahahah, she was damn nice! Told Zach and J about it. They told me approach her, but HOW?! I didn't have any alcohol in me now, and it was only 5pm. Zach kept pushing me saying :eh bro, fuck this is overseas man, just fucking do it, dont worry so much, tio bo?" For all of you samsters laughing at me, lol, i am shy la, give chance can? Haha. Finally mustered up enough shit in me to walk over to her and talk. Managed to seal the deal!



YESSS! I did it, hahaha. Exchanged numbers and went back very smiley, little did i know i was in for a major disappointment in the days to come. Ended our game and it was 630 now, we rode over to Jungceylon and parked our bikes at the basement carpark. J was surprised that Patong had such a nice Shopping Center. All went to carrefour to look around. Zach wanted to get tidbits and some honey back from his family. J and i bought some snacks to makan back in our hotel room. Paid up and left, walked around in Junceylong a little more, showed J the cinema and laser shooting range before leaving. All rode down to Zach and my fav cafe, The Black Canyon Cafe, it was beside a VERY GORGEOUS HOTEL(ANY BROS KNOW?), since the alfresco area was sheltered, we sat outside and all had some coffee and ciggs to go along with, discussed our plan for the night, had good laughs, talked about how in sg life could never possibly be so stress and worry free. Since there were a few flies bugging Zach, he asked one of the waitress if they had the electric mini tennis racquet to kill flies, lol, she really brought it out! Let us play for awhile, im fucking terrified of that thing man! After fooling around a little bit more, we decided to return it back to her. Paid up, tipped her and left. Vroom vroom back to our hotel.

Reached back a little wet again, hung up our ponchos and all had a nice warm rejuvenating shower! Had our usual chill out sessions in the room once more. We were all suddenly feeling very famished! But at the same time, none of us wanted to get out into the rain again lol. So i suggested walking just a little bit outside our hotel, where there's this stall that sells amazing braised pork rice/noodle, both Zach and J were up for it. Headed down, got two braised pork rice with lor neng braised spiced egg and one braised pork noodle soup, asked them for an extra packet of soup as well. All went up, and whack the food, damn SOLIDDDD!

Reached and found the L-shaped occupied by some other dudes, found my bouncer friend and ask him if it was possible to ask those fellas to move away, they only had a few beers with them but we were gonna open btls again mah. After he successfully moved them away i gave him 300THB, that was to ensure he would be awesome always! Hahah. Got ourselves a btl of black label this time, warmed up abit and before we knew it, we heard the all too familiar voice of Sully and Bully, " HEY GUYS, LETS PARDY AGAIN!" I took this opportunity to tell Sully " Hey sully, tell you what, since the 5 of us are gonna party here every night, why dont we share the costs of the btl, all 5 of us? and he was like " yeah yeah, of course, no problems man", we ere drinking and all, and suddenly, i noticed these 3 exotic looking girls, blonde and effing hot! Told Sully about it cos i know he likes tourists more than thai girls, he was so funny. I thought these guys would dare to walk up to anyone to ask them to join us, but i was wrong. Sully was shy, LOL! But i saw other farangs aiming them as well, that was when i said " FUCK IT", i downed my glass and walked straight up to them. Had the usual small talks, found out they were from Sweden and would be here for 10 days, their names were Heidi, Muse and Ju, asked them over to join us, Muse was the wildest looking one, with a hot hot ass, crazy hot body and tongue stud, i knew we were all in for a good time. They agreed and i introduced them to Zach, J, Sully and Bully. We all had a good time dancing. Sully went insane, ordered 8 Sambuca shots and FLAMED IT! HAHAHAHA, god it was insane, "Stereo Love" played and all of us went crazzzzzzzy. To repay their kindness, Zach ordered 8 shots of tequila, which was horrible by the way, hahaha, everyone downed it! I was really lucky, managed to get close to heidi, who was smokin hot as well, shoulder length hair, gorgeous tan, round firm ass and full plump lips that would create the perfect vacuum seal around a hard throbbing COCK! HAHAH! We danced and danced dirty alright, she was swaying her lips left left and right right, i followed her momentum, she smelled awesome. Earlier on she told me she has a bf back in Sweden, so i said okay, but she said we could still dance, HORNY GAL, after a few shots and drinks, we started making out and were really getting into it! Rounded up everyone and talked, all of us sat down to finish up our drinks 2btls of black label from our side, 1 btl of vodka from Sully and Bully's side. I asked heidi if she wanted to spend the night with me, SHE AGREED! DO YOU KNOW HOW MAD EGGGGCITED I WAS?! Fuck, she was pornstar material i swear! Muse was getting very into Sully as well. Bully Zach and J were dancing with thai girls, lol. Butt, failed. Heidi's friend, whose name i cant rmb, was puking, she and muse said they had to bring her back. Heidi apologized and told me, she had to look after her friend, i was like, alrightttt, we offered our help but heidi and muse said they could take care of it, so they left. It was left with the 5 of us, obviously very tired alr, so we all decided to call it a night and be back again to conquer the sofa area tmr! J and Zach and me headed back, but i was stopped halfway by a damn awesome smell of char siew rice! Saw a small stall REALLY selling char siew rice! Asked them to give me one packet of char siew plus roast chicken and egg, asked them for extra rice and soup and gravy as well. Wa lau, sibei tok gong, 50THB NIA! Haha, we all went back, had another shower and the three of us shared the meal, SHIOK SHIOK! Went to sleep, it was around 5am alr.

[insiderivan]

Awesome bro. Angmo

[natto3]

Went to a place called dutz last night. Awesome more syts than I ever seen. When I left there were more syt than men n y
The place still full. It works this way. U getnthere girl come sit withnu. If u want privacy there r two partiotioned tables. For 1000bht take out bra all night. 2000 but no panties, mine had shaved. Got to go a few times can get fuck. No faring. It's on korang road near Merlin. Have fun.;)

[Ikanbilis188]

Went to a place called dutz last night. Awesome more syts than I ever seen. When I left there were more syt than men n y
The place still full. It works this way. U getnthere girl come sit withnu. If u want privacy there r two partiotioned tables. For 1000bht take out bra all night. 2000 but no panties, mine had shaved. Got to go a few times can get fuck. No faring. It's on korang road near Merlin. Have fun.;)

Bro, meaning they don;t provide tah pau services ?
why have to go a few times?

TIA

[werwet2]

seem tat they are enjoying very much in phuket , have fun dude. stress free unlike spore ...

[natto3]

Anyone wants to go dutz tonite pm me for my hp no.:D

[hunterhi]

Bro... Envy u la... Enjoy n Party Hard... SOFA... Wait for me ... :p:D


Anyone wants to go dutz tonite pm me for my hp no.:D

[werwet2]

Bro... Envy u la... Enjoy n Party Hard... SOFA... Wait for me ... :p:D


sofa wait for me also. hunter , when i want go i let u noe, den we go chiong togehter...

[hunterhi]

ok.. Sure... but must wait for Sifu to bring us there... i m newbies in Phuket Town Krup... :p i going in first week of June... :D

sofa wait for me also. hunter , when i want go i let u noe, den we go chiong togehter...

[natto3]

Bro... Envy u la... Enjoy n Party Hard... SOFA... Wait for me ... :p:D
back in sin for elections:rolleyes:

[maverick88]

Anyone know any good guide for land tour ? ie elephant ride, phi phi island, fantasea show?

[hunterhi]

izzt so Bro... :D i back going backin June again... :p for a few days... so want to meet?


back in sin for elections:rolleyes:

[rapier1978]

izzt so Bro... :D i back going backin June again... :p for a few days... so want to meet?

Bro when in june.. i am planning to go in 22 to 27 June

[hunterhi]

Bro, too bad not beable to meet as i m going on 02-07th June... :o u enjoy Bro...


Bro when in june.. i am planning to go in 22 to 27 June

[rapier1978]

Bro, too bad not beable to meet as i m going on 02-07th June... :o u enjoy Bro...

Always dun have the chance to meet up with you at phuket

[pincywincy]

Oh no and im going 13-17 june

[natto3]

izzt so Bro... :D i back going backin June again... :p for a few days... so want to meet?
going to jarkarta on 13th weekend the see how things go.:D

[solobid]

Just spent two weeks in Patong - (for the third time). The action here is fantastic. Most days I had an oil massage at several of the numerous massage places and always ended with at least a happy ending. Cost 400 baht and happy ending 500 -800 baht extra. Also had 2 blow jobs with cum in mouth and 2 full service - had to be quiet as the rooms are not completely enclosed. Went daytimes when it was no so busy. Also picked up (or they picked me up) bar girls in the morning on their way home and went back to their place for full service and extras, including anal.
Will be back again later in the year for some more fun.

[hunterhi]

Bro, no worry, there willl be a day... :D

Always dun have the chance to meet up with you at phuket

Bro, seem like all of us are going on all different day... ;)

Oh no and im going 13-17 june

Well, wait for u good new... u take care...

going to jarkarta on 13th weekend the see how things go.:D

Hope all Samster will enjoy there stay in Phuket ... :p

Some of the place is no long there...
http://www.mapjack.com/

[coolmagnifico]

any of the bros here been to krabi? heard that krabi ao nang is quite happening

[hosayboh]

The beer bars? Never see any clubs in ao nang. You can visit romm 69 in krabi town thou + the muen mai restaurant opposite is cheap n good.:)

[coolmagnifico]

hows the beer bars bro? are there local gals there to pick up from the bars?

[radiometal]

Hi bros,

where would you recommend to go if i plan to go either Phuket or Bangkok?

As I have an indication to cheong, I'm a noobie so i'm not sure of thailand yet. So i wonder if seniors here can offer me help about whether it's better to cheong at phuket or bangkok.

Any tips and advices would be greatly appreciated!

[edkoh2000]

Hi bros,

where would you recommend to go if i plan to go either Phuket or Bangkok?

As I have an indication to cheong, I'm a noobie so i'm not sure of thailand yet. So i wonder if seniors here can offer me help about whether it's better to cheong at phuket or bangkok.

Any tips and advices would be greatly appreciated!

When I first decided to go thailand I also asked the same q as you. Its seems so hard to decide after I heard so much good things about bangkok.

Then fate as it, my company sent me to Phuket and was my first trip to LOS. I found a wonderful website written by an angmo swiss I think. His website no longer exist and got every single details I need.

My Phuket experience was my first ever in LOS and I always have a soft spot for this place and now many years since then, been to phuket more than 10 times and I had cheong Bangkok a few times too, I found myself still missing Phuket, not so for bangkok.

My personal preference still Phuket. It is then followed closely by Hatyai. Bangkok would infact be my 3rd choice.

Phuket has a more holiday feel to it for essentially it is a holiday resort destination. There is sun, sand, sea and ofcourse babes ! Great Seafood too !! And wonderful Cheap SPA!!

Bangkok is Traffic JAM , air pollution and it is basically a city just like Singapore. I don't feel so "holiday" when I am in Bangkok.

Ofcourse some brudders here would disagree. Bangkok has more types of variety of fun though. You can go to a BJ bar (though to me most are ugly girls) and have "legal" 3some at Eden. Phuket does not have all these.

When I first arrived in Phuket about more than a decade ago, there was still some fun shows, those also closed down in the later years.

But still Phuket has has many PYT. I had my first CIM there with a 19 yr old girl. I also book quite a few girls to accompany me whole day to go sightseeing.

In bangkok, it seems more business like and less fun. Infact I got lost a few times there and was even stopped by policeman to ID check before:mad:

So if you have never tried LOS before, I would suggest Phuket first. Beside bargirls, massage, drinks and disco, you can also enjoy beach, fresh air and some sight seeing.

Leave Bangkok for you next few trips and try it later.

My 2 cents worth !

[hosayboh]

hows the beer bars bro? are there local gals there to pick up from the bars?

Im not an expert on Krabi but to me its a place to go with gf/wife/fb etc.....not to pick girls up.

[donut88]

I'm going to karon beach. From airport, what's the best and cheapest way to go?

I dont wan to be a carrot head.

[jur9]

I'm going to karon beach. From airport, what's the best and cheapest way to go?

I dont wan to be a carrot head.

Go out the airport, turn right. Walk all the way to the taxi booth and get a cab from there. Or cheapest is take the mini bus. But it will go round and round ... might not be as great an experience. So best is take a cab.

[donut88]

Thanks. Are the cabs metered or I have to bargain?

[donut88]

Where can I find the mini bus?

[zhu star]

I am dam stupid and blind, I went to Phuket without reading this thread:o Wasted all my time there:eek:

[donut88]

Why wasted your time? What did u miss? Haha

[Yoonachio]

To bros here,

I have just come back from Phuket, now i am very tired cos i only slept 2.5 hrs last night~haha...I would like to share some experiences here...pls pardon me as I am also first timer in Phuket.

The massage shop is everywhere and very cheap, 200 baht for thai massage and 300 for oil massage, there are others like tissue tendon massage which is stronger, foot, sport massage etc...rate 1:24 and it is less than SGD 10, all are at least 1 hr...

I could hardly find dirty massage as I hang around Patong, but I think you should only look for older auntie massage shifu as it is a MUST TRY and your tiredness for whole day will be wiped off!!! I personally prefer THAI massage package after tried oil massage also.

The most happening place in the night is Bang La Road in Patong. Bar & Poll dancing gals are everywhere!! They all wear so sexy and hot dancing on the bar table!!! SHIOK till u drop...

Just choose a bar and sit there, 100-120 Baht for beer, can ask any gal to come accompany you and chat, no need give tip, but the gals there will ask you to buy them a drink and one drink is fixed at 200. Can hug, light kiss, hanky panky but pls dun force...if you already hugging a gal and saw another sexy gal, just open ur mouth and frankly tell her u prefer the next gal, they are easy-going one, but dun select other bar's gal lar unless is under same boss. IF you prefer another bar's gal juz pay the bill and you are free to move everywhere and hunt next gal~~

I think most of the bar girl or dancer there are bonkable, they will take the initiative and ask you want to make love or not. Here comes the price for the bros here for reference...

Usually the gal will bring you to a nearby hotel which is only just beside the bar!!!
Pay the bar boss to take gal out for bonk: 500
transit hotel for 2 hrs: 600-1000
gal price: 2000 above, see how u negotiate, can TARMA and 4P (a little bit more expensive), and play wif ur frens also can...see how strong is ur heart~~lol!!!!!!!!

My personal experience is not so good. At first the gal told me 1500 baht all-including but ended up I paid 2000 baht + SGD 80 for a MC gal WTF~~~Blow job provided only WTF~~~~500 for boss and 1000 for hotel, how can it be 1500 ALL IN WTF????

I went there for 2 nights and on 2nd night there, I dun dare to bring gal already, so i only sit there untill 3am, drink beer, play jackpot game, listening music and see gals, although the gals keep asking me to bonk her WTF~~

Maybe bro edkoh2000 is correct, some gals say they from chiang mai & Bangkok, not all are phuket local gal, that is why the quality is quite high there. Their salary is 8000 (heard from one gal) per month, Bonk one time 2000-3000 received, walao eh~~~

Note 1: Tuk tuk car or taxi all can bargain one
Note 2: can rent a car for 1000-1200 whole day long & return full tank
Note 3: airport to my hotel is 800 baht for we 5 persons
Note 4: Patong is more happening than Karon in the night time

Thanks for reading & Happy bonking~

[Yoonachio]

Let ur dreams come true

Sand, sea, blue sky, pretty gals~~

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbnI4FgpFDQ

[hosayboh]

I'm going to karon beach. From airport, what's the best and cheapest way to go?

I dont wan to be a carrot head.

Cheapest - Minibus 180baht
best way - dunno

Do try Malai dim sum at Patak road....;)

[hosayboh]

Thanks. Are the cabs metered or I have to bargain?

Cabs are metered. That's why they are called taxi-meter.....the big question is they on the meter or not......:D

Do take note there is an airport surcharge of 100 baht of them.

[DieCorkStand]

Hi bros, I'm a newbie here. Am currently in Phuket but not familiar with this place at all. It is so different from Bangkok. I'm staying near ban tao and taxis here cost 500 - 1000thb for short trips to patong or Phuket town. The price doesn't justify at all cos I can get a trip to phi phi at the same price

Anyway, I will be here for 2 months and I have been trying to get a good oil massage with happy ending. I don't know if it's me or what but the Masseuse in Patong look quite old and ugly to me so I stayed away from those ...:confused: The ones in laguna look much better so I tried the massage there. I went to one with girls sitting outside and a SYT walked up to me. I learned that the first person who talks to you will usually be your masseuse. The SYT gave me a sensual oil massage and she was very fun as well. During the massage she would tickle me or pull my earlobe. I was thinking that she was probably trying to build up the atmosphere for things to come but then she asked me to sit up, pat on my back a few times and then exclaimed "finished!" :(

So I went back very unsatisfied but I'm pretty determined to find a SYT of this calibre to give me a sensual oil massage WITH a happy ending. I always go crazy over these kinda massages cos the girls would use their skills to tempt you into "massage here?" I love the cock tease. If I do find one in Phuket, I will share with the brothers here :) 2 more months to go.

Just to sidetrack, the beaches are filled with Farangs, so different from what I saw many years ago. And when I say filled, it means it is almost 100%. I don't feel comfortable bumming at the beach anymore cos the service seems to cater towards their appetite. The only good thing is that some farang girls are really good looking and they wear skimpy bikini or bare it on top. I probably would visit Phuket Town to see if anything happening goes on there. Might not hang out at pubs though cos I'm alone and it's so sian to Cheong alone.

My Thai female friend in Bkk says she want come visit ( which means pay for her trip) and I am contemplating that, but what the hell.... Not like there's no girls on this island. Feel like approaching some Farangs...:D

Hi Bro I tot I am only one liek that os I ma not alone ...
I love the teaaig part during oil or sensual massage.
So have you had any recommendation for such sensual massage in Puhuket as I am coming next month ....

[roadrunerboi]

Imagine you are walking along Soi Bangla towards the beach, when you come to the T-junction, turn right... about 50m on the right side of the road, you will find the kind of massage you are looking for. They will be standing in front in lingerie... doubt you can miss it.

For Phuketown, go to Timberhut... its life band... and chio bu central, especially Fri and Sat... but usually...every night also packed...
Crowd consist of working and non-working girls... so watch yourself... if you have basic thai... even better...

[edkoh2000]

To bros here,

I have just come back from Phuket, now i am very tired cos i only slept 2.5 hrs last night~haha...I would like to share some experiences here...pls pardon me as I am also first timer in Phuket.

The massage shop is everywhere and very cheap, 200 baht for thai massage and 300 for oil massage, there are others like tissue tendon massage which is stronger, foot, sport massage etc...rate 1:24 and it is less than SGD 10, all are at least 1 hr...

I could hardly find dirty massage as I hang around Patong, but I think you should only look for older auntie massage shifu as it is a MUST TRY and your tiredness for whole day will be wiped off!!! I personally prefer THAI massage package after tried oil massage also.

The most happening place in the night is Bang La Road in Patong. Bar & Poll dancing gals are everywhere!! They all wear so sexy and hot dancing on the bar table!!! SHIOK till u drop...

Just choose a bar and sit there, 100-120 Baht for beer, can ask any gal to come accompany you and chat, no need give tip, but the gals there will ask you to buy them a drink and one drink is fixed at 200. Can hug, light kiss, hanky panky but pls dun force...if you already hugging a gal and saw another sexy gal, just open ur mouth and frankly tell her u prefer the next gal, they are easy-going one, but dun select other bar's gal lar unless is under same boss. IF you prefer another bar's gal juz pay the bill and you are free to move everywhere and hunt next gal~~

I think most of the bar girl or dancer there are bonkable, they will take the initiative and ask you want to make love or not. Here comes the price for the bros here for reference...

Usually the gal will bring you to a nearby hotel which is only just beside the bar!!!
Pay the bar boss to take gal out for bonk: 500
transit hotel for 2 hrs: 600-1000
gal price: 2000 above, see how u negotiate, can TARMA and 4P (a little bit more expensive), and play wif ur frens also can...see how strong is ur heart~~lol!!!!!!!!

My personal experience is not so good. At first the gal told me 1500 baht all-including but ended up I paid 2000 baht + SGD 80 for a MC gal WTF~~~Blow job provided only WTF~~~~500 for boss and 1000 for hotel, how can it be 1500 ALL IN WTF????

I went there for 2 nights and on 2nd night there, I dun dare to bring gal already, so i only sit there untill 3am, drink beer, play jackpot game, listening music and see gals, although the gals keep asking me to bonk her WTF~~

Maybe bro edkoh2000 is correct, some gals say they from chiang mai & Bangkok, not all are phuket local gal, that is why the quality is quite high there. Their salary is 8000 (heard from one gal) per month, Bonk one time 2000-3000 received, walao eh~~~

Note 1: Tuk tuk car or taxi all can bargain one
Note 2: can rent a car for 1000-1200 whole day long & return full tank
Note 3: airport to my hotel is 800 baht for we 5 persons
Note 4: Patong is more happening than Karon in the night time

Thanks for reading & Happy bonking~

In my time girls were cheaper 1500 baht exclude tips can bring hotel overnight, I even got a 19 yr old before. My last trip 2 CNY ago more ex...girls start to quote at 2k...and stock lesser quality.

To brother dustzee

You want sensual oil massage with happy ending, go to the lane beside banana disco near to bangla road. Take motorbike (like taxi) for short distance cheaper and they will bring you to banana disco. From there find the small lane beside it. End of the lane is a beach resort hotel. There are many small massage shops there with SYT but 19yr old lar...20 ++ . Be careful of ladyboys though. Usually I will first ask for a foot massage (I enjoyed too) then I can sit there and slowly look see for the 1 or 2 SYT. Usually each shop at least 1 or 2.

BTW...how come u can go there for 2 months ?? For work ? or you are rich kid no need to work...:-)

I so wish I can fly there and join u guys tomorrow. Sigh...but these days semi retired and got family with young kids...very difficult !!

[ahbengsony]

A side track question for old birdies here. bringing family to phuket june holiday. Does apec card works at the airport ? am i allow to bring my family ( kids & wife ) to clear together the customs and is it pack like bkk airport ?

[hosayboh]

A side track question for old birdies here. bringing family to phuket june holiday. Does apec card works at the airport ? am i allow to bring my family ( kids & wife ) to clear together the customs and is it pack like bkk airport ?

Apec card - dunno
Clear together - sure
Pack like bkk - depends on luck, i've only Q-ed 20mins max.

[zhu star]

Why wasted your time? What did u miss? Haha

I din do my homework, book my hotel in the town area so sort of miss out all the action at the beach.

Btw, while trying to get a cab at the airport to my hotel, I was approached by a LB who mentioned that the company that she was working for is most willing to pay for my cab fare to the hotel, the condition is that I have to attend a 1 hour sales talk in their so call newly build hotel resort. After attending the talk the mgt will give me a choice of attending a show or a dinner. She kept on telling me that there will not be any hard selling and I am free to go back to my hotel after the sales talk using their personal transport. She also told me that the resort is owned by foriegner.

Did not take up their offer cos don't know what will happened after the talk. Any bros got such experience?

[Linnie]

Hi bros, is it ok to wear slippers into hollywood? Will i be barred?

Haha coz dun feel like bringing extra luggage for e shoes.

[edkoh2000]

I din do my homework, book my hotel in the town area so sort of miss out all the action at the beach.

Btw, while trying to get a cab at the airport to my hotel, I was approached by a LB who mentioned that the company that she was working for is most willing to pay for my cab fare to the hotel, the condition is that I have to attend a 1 hour sales talk in their so call newly build hotel resort. After attending the talk the mgt will give me a choice of attending a show or a dinner. She kept on telling me that there will not be any hard selling and I am free to go back to my hotel after the sales talk using their personal transport. She also told me that the resort is owned by foriegner.

Did not take up their offer cos don't know what will happened after the talk. Any bros got such experience?

This days many "Vacation Club" (version 2.0 of timeshare) is working out of Phuket as Singapore already saturated.

Many will offer you a discounted rate so they can "present" to you. First time I hear they are even offering at the airport.

Concept same as what they used to do in Orchard Road.

Some reputable hotels like Marriott I guess its ok to attend if you want the freebie. Some others you must able to "tahan" their selling. Depends on what company is "selling" to you.

[Xerus]

To bros here,

I have just come back from Phuket, now i am very tired cos i only slept 2.5 hrs last night~haha...I would like to share some experiences here...pls pardon me as I am also first timer in Phuket.

The massage shop is everywhere and very cheap, 200 baht for thai massage and 300 for oil massage, there are others like tissue tendon massage which is stronger, foot, sport massage etc...rate 1:24 and it is less than SGD 10, all are at least 1 hr...

I could hardly find dirty massage as I hang around Patong, but I think you should only look for older auntie massage shifu as it is a MUST TRY and your tiredness for whole day will be wiped off!!! I personally prefer THAI massage package after tried oil massage also.

The most happening place in the night is Bang La Road in Patong. Bar & Poll dancing gals are everywhere!! They all wear so sexy and hot dancing on the bar table!!! SHIOK till u drop...

Just choose a bar and sit there, 100-120 Baht for beer, can ask any gal to come accompany you and chat, no need give tip, but the gals there will ask you to buy them a drink and one drink is fixed at 200. Can hug, light kiss, hanky panky but pls dun force...if you already hugging a gal and saw another sexy gal, just open ur mouth and frankly tell her u prefer the next gal, they are easy-going one, but dun select other bar's gal lar unless is under same boss. IF you prefer another bar's gal juz pay the bill and you are free to move everywhere and hunt next gal~~

I think most of the bar girl or dancer there are bonkable, they will take the initiative and ask you want to make love or not. Here comes the price for the bros here for reference...

Usually the gal will bring you to a nearby hotel which is only just beside the bar!!!
Pay the bar boss to take gal out for bonk: 500
transit hotel for 2 hrs: 600-1000
gal price: 2000 above, see how u negotiate, can TARMA and 4P (a little bit more expensive), and play wif ur frens also can...see how strong is ur heart~~lol!!!!!!!!

My personal experience is not so good. At first the gal told me 1500 baht all-including but ended up I paid 2000 baht + SGD 80 for a MC gal WTF~~~Blow job provided only WTF~~~~500 for boss and 1000 for hotel, how can it be 1500 ALL IN WTF????

I went there for 2 nights and on 2nd night there, I dun dare to bring gal already, so i only sit there untill 3am, drink beer, play jackpot game, listening music and see gals, although the gals keep asking me to bonk her WTF~~

Maybe bro edkoh2000 is correct, some gals say they from chiang mai & Bangkok, not all are phuket local gal, that is why the quality is quite high there. Their salary is 8000 (heard from one gal) per month, Bonk one time 2000-3000 received, walao eh~~~

Note 1: Tuk tuk car or taxi all can bargain one
Note 2: can rent a car for 1000-1200 whole day long & return full tank
Note 3: airport to my hotel is 800 baht for we 5 persons
Note 4: Patong is more happening than Karon in the night time

Thanks for reading & Happy bonking~

Bros,

please enlighten me for rental car , either international driving license OR home legal driving license can be accepted in Phuket ? Thanks .

[roadrunerboi]

Bros,

please enlighten me for rental car , either international driving license OR home legal driving license can be accepted in Phuket ? Thanks .

Yo dude!
Why would you want to rent a car? Parking is a bitch man! Unless you have family, then maybe that is different!

It is really troublesome... plus if you are visiting this site, you must be a chiongster... and you are going to drink and drive?
E.g. the road from Phuket town to Patong brings you up this really steep mountain... in the rain, if you dont know what you are doing, its not cool man!

IF you need transportation, I can give you some taxi driver names... those that I use when I am there. Price is negotiable... just like what the other bro said...

[Xerus]

Yo dude!
Why would you want to rent a car? Parking is a bitch man! Unless you have family, then maybe that is different!

It is really troublesome... plus if you are visiting this site, you must be a chiongster... and you are going to drink and drive?
E.g. the road from Phuket town to Patong brings you up this really steep mountain... in the rain, if you dont know what you are doing, its not cool man!

IF you need transportation, I can give you some taxi driver names... those that I use when I am there. Price is negotiable... just like what the other bro said...

Thanks bro .


Actually a friend will be getting married in Phuket and need to move a round for a few days . Taxi maybe pricey when you are not sure where you would like to go , hence having the luxury of time is at my disposal . Hence , driving may be a preferred choice . THanks .. bro .

[roadrunerboi]

Thanks bro .


Actually a friend will be getting married in Phuket and need to move a round for a few days . Taxi maybe pricey when you are not sure where you would like to go , hence having the luxury of time is at my disposal . Hence , driving may be a preferred choice . THanks .. bro .

Asia Car Rental... mention that you used to work for International Federation of Red Cross (tsunami recovery program) and you are back in Phuket for visit.
You will get a discount. If they want reference, say the admin person was Khun Kris (female).

Am not kidding!

Good luck and watch out for the #&_(^%# farangs on the rented motorcys... they ARE the most dangerous!

[Xerus]

Asia Car Rental... mention that you used to work for International Federation of Red Cross (tsunami recovery program) and you are back in Phuket for visit.
You will get a discount. If they want reference, say the admin person was Khun Kris (female).

Am not kidding!

Good luck and watch out for the #&_(^%# farangs on the rented motorcys... they ARE the most dangerous!

Br, thanks for the info . BTW , can Asean country driving license holder drive in Phuket ?

[eternity]

Massage w happy ending? Wil all the parlour ladies provide such services? Normally how much will it cost? Me currently nw at Phuket, wife giving me a few hours out for drinks alone. Looking to hv fun w Thai.

[yinyang]

can Asean country driving license holder drive in Phuket ?
Yes, been there and done it before last Aug. Don't need IDL, if yours is Sg one. Plenty local car rental joints (outside the usual Hertz, Avis) presumably with more competitive rates and service to boot. Pick you and return car at airport.

Did FR here last Aug, with details and my experience driving around island. If you moving about, good option. Not difficult to navigate (didn't have to rely or pay wee bit extra for GPRS), just use the free map. Just be careful with night driving around (no real street lights to speak of), especially wet and winding (hilly) stretches. Day driving's a cinch, as you are mobile (given your plans). Driver is convenient, but don't think you need a chauffeur. Taxis and tuk tuks don't come cheap either.:p

[hosayboh]

Br, thanks for the info . BTW , can Asean country driving license holder drive in Phuket ?

Thailand recognises Singapore and Malaysia driving licences. And of course Thai Licence. :D Folks from any other countries need to have the Intl Driving Licence to be recognised, otherwise can be considered as driving/riding illegally.

Well, that's what i read from somewhere.....could be the government webby but cant remember....

[hosayboh]

Apec card - dunno
Clear together - sure
Pack like bkk - depends on luck, i've only Q-ed 20mins max.

Just an update if ahbengsony still interested......now is low season leow, breezed through the phuket custom this morning. Same as last week.....:)

[hosayboh]

Yo dude!
Why would you want to rent a car? Parking is a bitch man! Unless you have family, then maybe that is different!

It is really troublesome... plus if you are visiting this site, you must be a chiongster... and you are going to drink and drive?
E.g. the road from Phuket town to Patong brings you up this really steep mountain... in the rain, if you dont know what you are doing, its not cool man!

IF you need transportation, I can give you some taxi driver names... those that I use when I am there. Price is negotiable... just like what the other bro said...
Parking is a bitch only at soi Bangla and the area nearby. Actually you can park at Jungceylon and walk over.

I agree driving back home or wherever after drinking is real dangerous due to the winding up and down slopes. Don't end up taking the short-cut down the sides because you missed a turn.....rental cars ain't built for that. For the matter most cars....:D

[hosayboh]

I din do my homework, book my hotel in the town area so sort of miss out all the action at the beach.


Phuket town not any less fun than Patong. You didn't book wrong place, just didn't do H _ _ _ _ _ _ K. :p

[hosayboh]

Asia Car Rental... mention that you used to work for International Federation of Red Cross (tsunami recovery program) and you are back in Phuket for visit.
You will get a discount. If they want reference, say the admin person was Khun Kris (female).

Am not kidding!

Good luck and watch out for the #&_(^%# farangs on the rented motorcys... they ARE the most dangerous!

Or you can use ninecarrent. Cheap n good. pick up and drop off at airport. Recomended previously by a bro in this thread.....yet to thank him for that! :o

For everyone's benefit, here's the link again http://www.ninecarrent.com/

Oh, and ask for 10% discount off the list price. Sure get, even for first timers. Insurance is max pay 10,000 baht for total lost. Not the least but mai hiam lah...

[hunterhi]

Bro, u so fast go back lioa... WAIT FOR ME... KRUP... :D u enjoy there...


Just an update if ahbengsony still interested......now is low season leow, breezed through the phuket custom this morning. Same as last week.....:)

Bro, u can try this not bad too... as when i rent the car from nationalcar they just ask for my Singapore driving licences if u have intnernational is better but u have to bring ur Credit Card as they swipe it n will return to u whenu return the car for these car rental, for those private all they need is ur $$ n Passport... :o

https://www.nationalcar.com/
http://www.budget.com/budgetWeb/home/home.ex
http://www.thairentacar.com/
http://www.hertz.com/

Or you can use ninecarrent. Cheap n good. pick up and drop off at airport. Recomended previously by a bro in this thread.....yet to thank him for that! :o

For everyone's benefit, here's the link again http://www.ninecarrent.com/

Oh, and ask for 10% discount off the list price. Sure get, even for first timers. Insurance is max pay 10,000 baht for total lost. Not the least but mai hiam lah...

[natto3]

coming up tomorrow, back on monday. anyone wantto meet pm me.:D

[hosayboh]

coming up tomorrow, back on monday. anyone wantto meet pm me.:D

Duzz, Saturday, ok mai? :D

[hosayboh]

Bro Hunterhi, your next trip early June? Maybe can arrange...cheers.

[natto3]

Duzz, Saturday, ok mai? :Dwe can rom the town. u have a car? i hope u live in town n not patong. pm me your no.:D

[hosayboh]

No worries, i stay Samkong. Near hospital and near tourist police station :D:D

[hunterhi]

03-09th june... if can maybe we can meet... :D


Bro Hunterhi, your next trip early June? Maybe can arrange...cheers.

[roadrunerboi]

3 years of my life, I had to go to Phuket (and Ranong, Trang, Krabi, Phangnga, Satun) every month... sometimes 2 times a month...

It has everything and anything you want... stay there long enough.. you will be so sick of Soi Bangla and hang in Phuket town instead... at Timberhut and other small quiet joints...

Even at Timberhut, you will be fished...

Phuket... the fish catch the fisherman... not the other way around...

If you are a Patong-kind... stay at Rico Hotel... low season THB800... and after drinks at Bangla, you can literally crawl home... if not crawling alone... also can.

Soi Bangla is pretty self explanatory... whether it is the open air go-gos, Hollywood disco, Banana disco, walking on the street (every street)... you will be fished... and supply will always be more than demand... and it does not matter if you are in work shirt or bermudas and t-shirt... Its fking Phuket... I cant figure out how pple trawl in work attire... am always in shorts and t-shirt but SHOES (no slippers).

If you stay in Phuket Town... Royal City Phuket hotel... you can walk to Fantasia... WOW...

Fantasia - come out of Royal City, turn left...keep walking past the smaller joints with Japanese girl billboards infront (the girls inside dont look like that, keep walking)

Go to Fantasia... mami will take care of you... you will see about maybe 30-40 girls sitting behind the bar... take your time... get a drink, sit down... watch the show... its pretty good actually. When you feel the time is right, pick a chick...

Its quite intimidating as an average of 35 pairs of eyes staring and smiling at you... I would say 50% is above average... 20% you just want to take home straight away.

TIP - whatever you tell the mami, say you only here ONE day, leaving tomorrow. The chick that goes with you... assuming you manage to convince her to stay longer (over a few days)... IF she does not report to work tomorrow, the mami sure know it is you and will make the girl ask you to pay the THB3K fine... EVEN IF YOU DONT SHOW UP AT Fantasia the next day. If you are "leaving" the next day and the girl does not show up for work even tho she is with you... no bar fine. Get it?

You might be tempted to go to Blue (club) at Merlin Hotel... its a ah-beng place so unless you are in a group...watch yourself. This place has tendency for some local chick to fancy you and come over to you... but the issue is that her "boyfriend" is there too. Some girls... Siow cha bor!

TIP - some like to change underwear everyday... but I find that if you find a gem... stick with her. Communication is easier... no "morning after feeling"... sex is more adventurous...etc. But that is my 2 cents worth hor...

So bottomline....

1. Get a local SIM if you are staying longer than a few days... the intl sms will kill you man!
2. Trust your instincts... if you dont think something is wrong, no matter how cute she is... walk away!
3. Always fking bargain! Price drops as you get closer to the morning time... Four AM, you should get 2 for the price of 1 - YES!
4. The lady boys will haunt you!
5. Lock everything in the safe! Watch your wallet!
6. Dont get drugged... dont buy drugs! (You will see them sold rampantly in Soi Bangla)
7. Dont pick the first one you see, the sea is huge and fish are aplenty
8. Get your CDs early...be a boy scout...always be prepared (you will be surprise that 7-11 in Bangla sold out at 4am)
9. Dont fight with the locals no matter how small they are...
10. Get panadol/advil/tylenol...you will have headaches the next morning (you will drink tequila, whether you like it or not)
13. Get Poccari/Gatorade and stock your fridge when you check in... you will need hydration.
14. Smile alot...its kinda difficult not to smile in that kind of environment anyway...
15. Initiating the conversation is half the battle won… no one knows you anyway… who the f cares, right?
16. Prepared to get shut down…sometimes. As long as you don’t get shut down everytime, who cares? If you do, change your game!

KNN… meeting time… good luck guys! Wish I was there... ahhhh... the memories...

[zhu star]

Phuket town not any less fun than Patong. You didn't book wrong place, just didn't do H _ _ _ _ _ _ K. :p

I fully agrees with you. Next time check before you leave sg.:)

[rapier1978]

Cant wait to go back to Patong... June 12 here i come

[hosayboh]

Seeya, cheers. ;)

[natto3]

No worries, i stay Samkong. Near hospital and near tourist police station :D:D
Just got out of the bangkok Phuket hospital broken fiinger. Lucky not that one.:D

[ahtecklim]

I used to cheong Phuket but its getting too expensve since the tsunami recovery and Junkcelyon was built. Now I frequent Pattaya even though its 2hrs away from the airport. I still think Phuket is beautiful but the prices are crazy ; most expensive in thailand.

Re - massages with happy ending. I used to go to Soi Krapsub. Its the Soi Honey of Phuket :D . From Junkcelyon , walk towards Christine but keep walking till Soi Krapsub is seen on a small signboard and turn in.

This was about 3 years ago , correct me if they are not there anymore.

[hosayboh]

I used to cheong Phuket but its getting too expensve since the tsunami recovery and Junkcelyon was built. Now I frequent Pattaya even though its 2hrs away from the airport. I still think Phuket is beautiful but the prices are crazy ; most expensive in thailand.

Re - massages with happy ending. I used to go to Soi Krapsub. Its the Soi Honey of Phuket :D . From Junkcelyon , walk towards Christine but keep walking till Soi Krapsub is seen on a small signboard and turn in.

This was about 3 years ago , correct me if they are not there anymore.

Still there...

[hosayboh]

Just got out of the bangkok Phuket hospital broken fiinger. Lucky not that one.:D

Wah, still can cheong tml? :D
I also have their photo membership card....lol.

[chickalan]

When going for massage, can bros here help me know how much to pay for extras like HJ, BJ or FJ ? Not sure whats the market price there lah. Thxs.

[PaulVanDyk]

Any bros keen for a meetup n fish ? I m alone in phuket. Pte msg me.

[opiuchus]

hey anyone knows which MP opposite cristin massage gives happy ending like BJ, HJ, or even FJ? would want to know as i am in phuket! thanks a lot!

[tepes]

Hi Bros,

Going to club med area soon... any good lobang/insights? Tried searching club med but all kinds of club pop up just no club med hehe... Going with family so cant have too much alone time... so actually hoping to go some nearby massage joint and hopefully got some special... can also let me know approx pricing system so I dont kenna chop... 1st time going to karon side so pls help...

Cheers bros.

[coolmagnifico]

all the mp around christin provide special..all u need is to ask the gals..the details of the prices are as follows : -

hj - 1000baht
bbbj - 1500baht
fj - 2000baht

cannot bargain.juz got back from one

[hosayboh]

all the mp around christin provide special..all u need is to ask the gals..the details of the prices are as follows : -

hj - 1000baht
bbbj - 1500baht
fj - 2000baht

cannot bargain.juz got back from one

Ridiculous pricing only found in patong

[pincywincy]

all the mp around christin provide special..all u need is to ask the gals..the details of the prices are as follows : -

hj - 1000baht
bbbj - 1500baht
fj - 2000baht

cannot bargain.juz got back from one

Omg bro, you just got cheated man hahahahahahahahahaha what cannot bargain? Siao!!!! The right prices should be hj 500, bbbj 800, fj 1000

[chickalan]

Omg bro, you just got cheated man hahahahahahahahahaha what cannot bargain? Siao!!!! The right prices should be hj 500, bbbj 800, fj 1000


Wah .... thxs bro. Lucky u clarify. I tot the 1st quote was rather steep ...like SinCity price .... Goin there end June lah so your info is vely much appreciated.

[ilovef]

When going for massage, can bros here help me know how much to pay for extras like HJ, BJ or FJ ? Not sure whats the market price there lah. Thxs.
HJ is about SGD20..others not sure

[hosayboh]

Wah .... thxs bro. Lucky u clarify. I tot the 1st quote was rather steep ...like SinCity price .... Goin there end June lah so your info is vely much appreciated.

SinCity=BKK? BKK cheaper than patong loh, considering apple to apple....:p

[hosayboh]

Hi Bros,

Going to club med area soon... any good lobang/insights? Tried searching club med but all kinds of club pop up just no club med hehe... Going with family so cant have too much alone time... so actually hoping to go some nearby massage joint and hopefully got some special... can also let me know approx pricing system so I dont kenna chop... 1st time going to karon side so pls help...

Cheers bros.

Sorry my friend. I'm helpless in Kata/karon.....can recommend you dim sum but not massage. :p

Pricing wise should not be any different from Patong. There are many rows of shop houses opp club med, perhaps not directly, you can try your luck.

The cluster of pubs/bar near to Kata beach center seems quite ok as well, worth a visit should you find the time at night.

Enjoy...

[Holymannn2]

Hi bros,

A non Cheong related question. I want to go phi phi island with my gal. May I know where to get speed boat service to phi phi island?

P/S: was searching last 20 pages and couldn't find any info. Thanks

[hunterhi]

if u want to book for the whole speed boat is about $20 000B if i m not wrong for whole day, or u can go to those Tour Agent Booth which is all around in Patong as they will charge u $1200B per pax for Speed Boat n $800B for the BiG slow Booat... u enjoy there Bro... :p

Hi bros,

A non Cheong related question. I want to go phi phi island with my gal. May I know where to get speed boat service to phi phi island?

P/S: was searching last 20 pages and couldn't find any info. Thanks

[yinyang]

to go phi phi island with my gal. May I know where to get speed boat service to phi phi island?
Wah, speedy gonzalez (as not to lose quality time) with your squeeze?:p

Many travel booths (dotted all around in Patong) shd be able to fix you. Most ppl goes to Phi2. PS: How do get you get away with your tan back home?;):D

[Holymannn2]

Thanks my taikor.... Haha.... How about team building at sentosa island? Should be very tan right? Haha

Wah, speedy gonzalez (as not to lose quality time) with your squeeze?:p

Many travel booths (dotted all around in Patong) shd be able to fix you. Most ppl goes to Phi2. PS: How do get you get away with your tan back home?;):D

[yinyang]

How about team building at sentosa island? Should be very tan right? Haha
Keep your passport close to your chest and shred all give away receipts (ticket, credit card statements online), mate. Liked your mobile "airport transit", brilliant. And ohh.. your Danok escape now looks so faaaaar away laew:o

[kbs88888]

hi all bro here,

i am making my move to Phuket on end of this year. Has been surfing around to get some info. So there's only 2 places to provide massage parlour in Phuket? The Christin Massage and the one at The Grand Plaza Hotel?


Saw on youtube about farang got in fight with local thais in Tiger. Is Tiger Club really that aggressive? According to some bro in another forum, thais are aggressive and sometimes ambush others without reason.

By the way, i am going alone.

[Linnie]

Just come back from phuket trip yesterday. Really awesome trip. So here is the FR.

Night 1: First, got pulled by some girl into a pub in Bangla area. Played jenga, straight 4 and nail hammering. Entertaining but bored coz girls there cmi so wandered to the other sois.

Finally end up in soi tiger. I think soi tiger have the most girls that suit our asian taste. Other sois have too many dark girls that suit the white men. I walked into soi tiger and was greeted by a fair, tall and leggy girl. She coaxed me into her bar. Then chat, sit on my lap, play jackpot and chill. After a while settled for long time.

Total damage is 3000thb (LT) + 500thb (bar fine) + 200thb (lady's drink) = 3700thb or SGD154. 12am to 10am, 10hrs, 3 shots. Most probably kena carrot but to me worth it.

Experience with this girl is totally awesome. At first she a bit shy, want to shower alone. After she showered, I was shocked she is so beautiful without make-up and her body just looks flawlessly fair and slim. OMG :eek:

Looks: 9.5 -- Very very good looking. After remove makeup, looks even better.
Body: 10 -- Tall, slim and nice shoulders. No fat.
Boobs: 7 -- Cute B cup type
Frenching: 10 -- She is the only girl that can make me moan when frenching.
BBBJ: 9 -- Very skillful. Use tongue to attack head. Me first time moan when having BBBJ
FJ: 9 -- Soft moans. Very active when cow girl.
HJ: 8 -- Hardworking. Had this on the second shot. Cum on breast.
GFE: 10 -- We slept together like lovers in each other's embrace. We had a long pillow talk after the first shot and her hand kept teasing my dick till I bth have to go for second shot.

Next early morning had sex again, wash up then had breakfast together.

Later I will continue with night 2, 3, 4 and 5.

[Linnie]

hi all bro here,

i am making my move to Phuket on end of this year. Has been surfing around to get some info. So there's only 2 places to provide massage parlour in Phuket? The Christin Massage and the one at The Grand Plaza Hotel?


Saw on youtube about farang got in fight with local thais in Tiger. Is Tiger Club really that aggressive? According to some bro in another forum, thais are aggressive and sometimes ambush others without reason.

By the way, i am going alone.

Forget about christine massage. Most forumers rated it badly. There are many massage parlours nearby Christine. To me, those girls in the parlours are too dark and their make-up makes them look horrifying. Definitely my poison but other men's meat.

Actually going to the bangla area alone is the best coz you can move around very quickly and conveniently, see all the girls then settle for the one you like to accompany you.
Regarding fights, they happen everywhere in the world as long as there is alcohol. :rolleyes:

[Linnie]

So just let me continue with the other nights

Night 2: Nothing happened except got a good night sms from the girl from previous night.

Night 3: After come back from a tour, got a call from same girl. Chat with me on phone so I asked her out for dinner. She is resting and not working that night so she wants to spend whole night with me. GFE now super strong. Took her back to my hotel room and spend cozy time with her on the couch. Drink a little wine, lots of cuddling then shower then sex.

Damage: F-O-C, 2 shots, 8pm to 7am, 11 hours. :)

Night 4: Had dinner with her again. After that, spend time with her in my room. No sex just chilling, cuddling, kissing and watching TV over some snacks. Then send her off to work.

Damage: F-O-C, 0 shots, 7pm to 10pm, 3 hours of GFE. :)

Night 5: Decided on having long time with her. This night is her work night so better if pay her usual long time charge. After dinner, chill in my room again then shower and sex. This time sexperience even better coz ice fully broken machiam like bfgf. She used her full skills on me this time. Fantastic!
Next day, go shopping and watch movie together. Damn super nice GFE times.
Lastly, say byebye to her, long hugs and kisses and off I go to airport. :(

Damage: 3000thb or 125SGD, 3 shots, 8pm to 4pm, 20 hours. :)


Conclusion: Kena gong tau too strong liao. Will go back soon.

My 2 cents worth:
1) Before booking hotel, make sure hotel does not charge for visitors. My hotel did not charge me. Heard that the usual is 1000thb.
2) IMHO, it is better to just go early like maybe 12am. Walk pass those girls promoting their bars. Find a really good one, drink one beer then settle for long time. More worth and less effort. Spend more time fking and having GFE.
3) Long time is very good for building GFE. If the girl likes you, you can have f-o-c long times with her. Or standard long time charge but without all the additional bar fine and lady's drink.
4) Thai girls seem to feel good and proud when they have BFE (boyfriend experience). They will bring you to their workplace to "display" you to their colleagues so it will be great if you just go along and let them feel proud.

[natto3]

hi all bro here,

i am making my move to Phuket on end of this year. Has been surfing around to get some info. So there's only 2 places to provide massage parlour in Phuket? The Christin Massage and the one at The Grand Plaza Hotel?


Saw on youtube about farang got in fight with local thais in Tiger. Is Tiger Club really that aggressive? According to some bro in another forum, thais are aggressive and sometimes ambush others without reason.

By the way, i am going alone.
if youn want old aunties pearl. there are lots of new places in pun pon. the best two are teen angle if you want naru naru and residences. the are a lot of others around, fish tank type massage parlours etc. fantasia has reopened in it's original place in pun pon. i think that place is going to be a big redlight district. going to check with my thai fren if it's zoned for that purpose.:D

[Holymannn2]

I am at Phuket now.... Hehe.. Later will go walk walk at bangla road... :)

[tepes]

Sorry my friend. I'm helpless in Kata/karon.....can recommend you dim sum but not massage. :p

Pricing wise should not be any different from Patong. There are many rows of shop houses opp club med, perhaps not directly, you can try your luck.

The cluster of pubs/bar near to Kata beach center seems quite ok as well, worth a visit should you find the time at night.

Enjoy...

Haha thanks for the reply bro! Yah I heard from a buddy that opp club med got some massage joints but he suspects they are clean-ish... :) will check it out when I am there and if there's any action will FR here.

Any other bros got experience in Karon near club med please share a little :) Thanks in advance.

Cheers

[Linnie]

Thanks whoever that upped my points. :cool:
Anyway to know who did that?

[edkoh2000]

Just come back from phuket trip yesterday. Really awesome trip. So here is the FR.

Night 1: First, got pulled by some girl into a pub in Bangla area. Played jenga, straight 4 and nail hammering. Entertaining but bored coz girls there cmi so wandered to the other sois.

Finally end up in soi tiger. I think soi tiger have the most girls that suit our asian taste. Other sois have too many dark girls that suit the white men. I walked into soi tiger and was greeted by a fair, tall and leggy girl. She coaxed me into her bar. Then chat, sit on my lap, play jackpot and chill. After a while settled for long time.

Total damage is 3000thb (LT) + 500thb (bar fine) + 200thb (lady's drink) = 3700thb or SGD154. 12am to 10am, 10hrs, 3 shots. Most probably kena carrot but to me worth it.

Experience with this girl is totally awesome. At first she a bit shy, want to shower alone. After she showered, I was shocked she is so beautiful without make-up and her body just looks flawlessly fair and slim. OMG :eek:

Looks: 9.5 -- Very very good looking. After remove makeup, looks even better.
Body: 10 -- Tall, slim and nice shoulders. No fat.
Boobs: 7 -- Cute B cup type
Frenching: 10 -- She is the only girl that can make me moan when frenching.
BBBJ: 9 -- Very skillful. Use tongue to attack head. Me first time moan when having BBBJ
FJ: 9 -- Soft moans. Very active when cow girl.
HJ: 8 -- Hardworking. Had this on the second shot. Cum on breast.
GFE: 10 -- We slept together like lovers in each other's embrace. We had a long pillow talk after the first shot and her hand kept teasing my dick till I bth have to go for second shot.

Next early morning had sex again, wash up then had breakfast together.

Later I will continue with night 2, 3, 4 and 5.

Actually 3k for LT plus another 500 for barfine is probably on the high side and I think probably you gave her tips as well the morning after. However if she is as good as you describe...all above 9 in every department then it is worth it. You could have gotten some girl at 2k but probably not so high standard.

Not so easy to find a gem that is hardworking, pretty and got GFE.

[Linnie]

Actually 3k for LT plus another 500 for barfine is probably on the high side and I think probably you gave her tips as well the morning after. However if she is as good as you describe...all above 9 in every department then it is worth it. You could have gotten some girl at 2k but probably not so high standard.

Not so easy to find a gem that is hardworking, pretty and got GFE.

:D Yeah man, to me 3k is totally worth it for her standard. It is better to catch a gem than to gei gao over some petty cash.

[insiderivan]

Bro linnie u got yourself a good deal 3k for 2 night. And to top it off she can communicate with u.

[ahbengsony]

dear phuket oldbirds,

are theree couple massage for me and my wife ? will they go into happy endings like those porn film ??? kekekek . :D

[Linnie]

Bro linnie u got yourself a good deal 3k for 2 night. And to top it off she can communicate with u.

Yeah, I think I was lucky. I think long time is worth it. 3 shots and gfe till next morning. Also got chance to kc each other. Haha, if you kc your girl zai, maybe can get free fuck the next time also.

Btw thank whoever that just upped my points. :)

[kbs88888]

if youn want old aunties pearl. there are lots of new places in pun pon. the best two are teen angle if you want naru naru and residences. the are a lot of others around, fish tank type massage parlours etc. fantasia has reopened in it's original place in pun pon. i think that place is going to be a big redlight district. going to check with my thai fren if it's zoned for that purpose.:D

bro, i am newb here. May i know what is naru naru? Pun pon is near to where?

[kbs88888]

Actually going to the bangla area alone is the best coz you can move around very quickly and conveniently, see all the girls then settle for the one you like to accompany you.
Regarding fights, they happen everywhere in the world as long as there is alcohol. :rolleyes:

bro, how about Soi Seadragon? I found it quite interesting, from what i see on internet lah.

[Linnie]

There are several sois in the bangla area. It wont take long to walk finish all the sois. I think soi seadragon is the one with many agogos inside and is also where I first sit down and have a drink at a bar.

Actually you plan so much also no use, you have to be there to experience and make last minute decisions. There are just too many girls there already. When you see one you like, just grab her a drink. ;)

[airbkk]

Hi Bro, thanks for the FR n tips. This helps when I visit Phuket 2 weeks later. Cheers.
So just let me continue with the other nights

Night 2: Nothing happened except got a good night sms from the girl from previous night.

Night 3: After come back from a tour, got a call from same girl. Chat with me on phone so I asked her out for dinner. She is resting and not working that night so she wants to spend whole night with me. GFE now super strong. Took her back to my hotel room and spend cozy time with her on the couch. Drink a little wine, lots of cuddling then shower then sex.

Damage: F-O-C, 2 shots, 8pm to 7am, 11 hours. :)

Night 4: Had dinner with her again. After that, spend time with her in my room. No sex just chilling, cuddling, kissing and watching TV over some snacks. Then send her off to work.

Damage: F-O-C, 0 shots, 7pm to 10pm, 3 hours of GFE. :)

Night 5: Decided on having long time with her. This night is her work night so better if pay her usual long time charge. After dinner, chill in my room again then shower and sex. This time sexperience even better coz ice fully broken machiam like bfgf. She used her full skills on me this time. Fantastic!
Next day, go shopping and watch movie together. Damn super nice GFE times.
Lastly, say byebye to her, long hugs and kisses and off I go to airport. :(

Damage: 3000thb or 125SGD, 3 shots, 8pm to 4pm, 20 hours. :)


Conclusion: Kena gong tau too strong liao. Will go back soon.

My 2 cents worth:
1) Before booking hotel, make sure hotel does not charge for visitors. My hotel did not charge me. Heard that the usual is 1000thb.
2) IMHO, it is better to just go early like maybe 12am. Walk pass those girls promoting their bars. Find a really good one, drink one beer then settle for long time. More worth and less effort. Spend more time fking and having GFE.
3) Long time is very good for building GFE. If the girl likes you, you can have f-o-c long times with her. Or standard long time charge but without all the additional bar fine and lady's drink.
4) Thai girls seem to feel good and proud when they have BFE (boyfriend experience). They will bring you to their workplace to "display" you to their colleagues so it will be great if you just go along and let them feel proud.

[Lizardman]

Will be there in 2 weeks too. Still wondering where to stay... not sure which hotels are girl-friendly. Gotta read up more.

[steelfish69]

hi bros,

any reliable social escort in phuket to recommend.

thanks

[rapier1978]

Will be there in 2 weeks too. Still wondering where to stay... not sure which hotels are girl-friendly. Gotta read up more.

U can stay in Kelly Hotel it is at Nanai Road... Girl friendly and near Bangla street..

I will be in phuket on 12 to 19 June 2011. If you want we can meet up to club together...

PM me if you want to.

[airbkk]

Hi Bro, I will be there during that week. Can join to club if u dun mind.
U can stay in Kelly Hotel it is at Nanai Road... Girl friendly and near Bangla street..

I will be in phuket on 12 to 19 June 2011. If you want we can meet up to club together...

PM me if you want to.

[jac6868]

Hi brothers,

Anyone can recommend phuket hotels located at patong..I will be going back in end of July 2011..I had stayed in Patong Pearl Resortel for my last two trips..I would like to try other guest friendly hotels in patong...pls recommend, thank you.

[hunterhi]

i go first na... :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3JWFklREK8

[Bangkia]

Hi...any bros in phuket now ??:)

Travelling alone this trip.Would be nice if got kaki to club together.Staying at

saladee gallery.Its 5 mins walk to bangla street just opposite christine

massage.Nice and clean boutique hotel.Gal friendly too.:D


Cheers !!!

[rapier1978]

Hi Bro, I will be there during that week. Can join to club if u dun mind.

Haha why not. let meet at Hollywood night club.

PM Me your number if you want to meet to club

[junkie2807]

Dear Bros,

I will be in Patong on 9th Jun 2011 till 13th Jun 2011, staying at C&N hotel. Even though this is my first solo mission for me, i would greatly appreciate company, if there's any during this period of time. Maybe we can have dinner & then go to Bangla for some drinks.

Anybody in Patong during this period & wouldn't mind meeting up, please PM me so we can contact each other while in Phuket.

Been there a few times but open to discovering more places for makan or drinking, etc.

Ja neh!!!

[ben.now]

Hi to all the phuket chiongsters,

How is patong area compared to phuket town? I've been staying in patong all the while when I'm at phuket. During july will be going again but will wan to explore more of this island. How's life in phuket town? Night life as good as bangla? Please advice.

[edkoh2000]

Dear Bros,

I will be in Patong on 9th Jun 2011 till 13th Jun 2011, staying at C&N hotel. Even though this is my first solo mission for me, i would greatly appreciate company, if there's any during this period of time. Maybe we can have dinner & then go to Bangla for some drinks.

Anybody in Patong during this period & wouldn't mind meeting up, please PM me so we can contact each other while in Phuket.

Been there a few times but open to discovering more places for makan or drinking, etc.

Ja neh!!!

C&N used to be my favourite hotel. I couldnt get a room the last time I went so never visited since they renovate. I highly recommend you to try the C&N SPA. They have free transport to take you there.

Its a clean joint but you can have the jacuzzi, steam all to yourself. Its big and private ! You could also bring a girl there and both of u can share. Shiok!

[edkoh2000]

Hi brothers,

Anyone can recommend phuket hotels located at patong..I will be going back in end of July 2011..I had stayed in Patong Pearl Resortel for my last two trips..I would like to try other guest friendly hotels in patong...pls recommend, thank you.

WHITE PATONG

Open my a young thai chinese. Clean, comfy cheap rooms . Downside is no elevator @!

That was 2 years ago so dont know if it is still there.

There is also C&N which is nice too.

[hunterhi]

Hi, it ok to chiong alone... Where u can go any where... :D

Hi...any bros in phuket now ??:)

Travelling alone this trip.Would be nice if got kaki to club together.Staying at

saladee gallery.Its 5 mins walk to bangla street just opposite christine

massage.Nice and clean boutique hotel.Gal friendly too.:D

Cheers !!!

Bro, I go back u CuM... Next time Ba...

White Patong is still open, as I just pass there 2day ago for noodle... :p

Hope every samster enjoy ur stay in the land of smile...

Dear Bros,

I will be in Patong on 9th Jun 2011 till 13th Jun 2011, staying at C&N hotel. Even though this is my first solo mission for me, i would greatly appreciate company, if there's any during this period of time. Maybe we can have dinner & then go to Bangla for some drinks.

Anybody in Patong during this period & wouldn't mind meeting up, please PM me so we can contact each other while in Phuket.

Been there a few times but open to discovering more places for makan or drinking, etc.

Ja neh!!!

WHITE PATONG

Open my a young thai chinese. Clean, comfy cheap rooms . Downside is no elevator @!

That was 2 years ago so dont know if it is still there.

There is also C&N which is nice too.

[hunterhi]

Bro, maybe u can PM Bro Hosay as he is the 长客

Hi to all the phuket chiongsters,

How is patong area compared to phuket town? I've been staying in patong all the while when I'm at phuket. During july will be going again but will wan to explore more of this island. How's life in phuket town? Night life as good as bangla? Please advice.

[slaughter]

Hi bros, i am trying to plan a trip to either HKT or BKK for this coming 27th with my buddies.. as it is very near the upcoming thai election i heard from my friends it is usually not recommended to travel there during this period due to bombings and protests..

is it really that bad? appreciate if any bros can enlighten us.

[yeehaa]

hello bros! im in phuket now! karon area. Who wanna meet up? Text me or call me at +668 8631 2594!!

[junkie2807]

...I highly recommend you to try the C&N SPA. They have free transport to take you there...

Bro, the spa is not at C&N Hotel is it? At the resort?

[edkoh2000]

Bro, the spa is not at C&N Hotel is it? At the resort?

Its at C&N spa resort - sister hotel more upscale than the C&N hotel at bangla road.

Write me a FR on your experience after you try.

Dont be afraid to ask the recept for a younger therapist. Usually they are cute though I dont think they can be brought home but its shiok to be massage by SYT right ?

[hosayboh]

Hi to all the phuket chiongsters,

How is patong area compared to phuket town? I've been staying in patong all the while when I'm at phuket. During july will be going again but will wan to explore more of this island. How's life in phuket town? Night life as good as bangla? Please advice.

Experience for yourself, you just need a few pointers on which clubs in town to go that's all.

I have some friends who like phuket town so much that that they regretted asking me to book some nights in patong, cos they still make their way to chiong in phuket town.......:confused::p

[hosayboh]

C&N used to be my favourite hotel. I couldnt get a room the last time I went so never visited since they renovate. I highly recommend you to try the C&N SPA. They have free transport to take you there.

Its a clean joint but you can have the jacuzzi, steam all to yourself. Its big and private ! You could also bring a girl there and both of u can share. Shiok!

gotta KIV and try sometime. Thanks for the tip!;)

[hosayboh]

WHITE PATONG

Open my a young thai chinese. Clean, comfy cheap rooms . Downside is no elevator @!

That was 2 years ago so dont know if it is still there.

There is also C&N which is nice too.

Its @white patong located at soi sansabai, there's 1 and 2 now. The deluxe rooms are so huge that you can party inside.

[hosayboh]

Bro, maybe u can PM Bro Hosay as he is the 长客

Bro Natto3 is the master supremo, i'm only 小角色......:D

[hosayboh]

Hi bros, i am trying to plan a trip to either HKT or BKK for this coming 27th with my buddies.. as it is very near the upcoming thai election i heard from my friends it is usually not recommended to travel there during this period due to bombings and protests..

is it really that bad? appreciate if any bros can enlighten us.

I read on some other forums that alcohol ban is on 24-26 june plus some other dates, not to mention 2nd and 3rd july, so you better check it out first.

So far i believe phuket is spared from bombings and protests, even for bkk, the yellow shirt protest wasn't so bad just that you cant go home. Those folks with travel insurance huat ah!! The red shirt protest saw much more violence and death. Random bombings cant be predicted so........its up to u :D