Mari Kita question.

[merlinlion3]

Hi senior bros

I recently met this chio WL and have cheong her 3 times this week, but today, even though I find her sibei chio, but the little bro just beh mari kita leh.

My whole body is like beh tahan liao, even though my mind and heart says fuck her fuck her deep deep. But kkj still sleeping.

Is there any food I can eat to improve? I am not keen to take western medicine like viagra or cialis de.

Or am I overdoing it by trying to fuck 3 times a week? :confused:

[spidey7]

Normal 3x a wk range. Reason u can't stand tt dy was probably u were dead tired.

[Bebeque]

If you are above 35 and your didi is reluctant to be woken up after three times a week it is all right. You just need some more time to recuperate from your exertions.

If you are below 35 go seek some medical advice, especially if this issue never arises before. :D

[merlinlion3]

Tks bro Beneque. I will cut down to once a week next week and see how. :)

[toot7]

try getting a new wl . u sian of her already.
bonking a new wl u will feel more excited and you will mari kita easily :cool:

[owl888]

ask her HJ for u while u watch XXX clip :confused:

[Big Sexy]

isnt that easy to solve.
just watch this video...
learn this song..
and sing to your bird..
guarantee to help you stand up

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaUM4PXyA2Y



Hi senior bros

I recently met this chio WL and have cheong her 3 times this week, but today, even though I find her sibei chio, but the little bro just beh mari kita leh.

[eternally]

isnt that easy to solve.
just watch this video...
learn this song..
and sing to your bird..
guarantee to help you stand up



u made my day! nice video :cool:

[merlinlion3]

@bro BigSexy

The rooms should have speakers machiam like classrooms to help bros get hard faster tio boh. Like your idea, very funny. kekeke

@bro toot7

No lah, I don't think I sian leh, even now feel like flying down to bonk her, only don't want to close door and find my kkj sleeping again. haiz

@ bro owl888

Thatis a novel idea. I have heard of WL who have AV videos to enhance session before, but haven't try yet. But I really hate HJ de. Want to PCC, might as well engage sister palm and her 4 sistas for a free session. kekeke

[SammyNewbie]

Alot of things can cause ED. Sometimes it's due to performance anxiety, cause got 'chio bu' or unfamiliar partner, not used to it and want to satisfy her, or feel cannot come too fast.

Contrary to what you think, man also need foreplay to get in the mood, even with pretty lady. Sometimes up to about 5-10 minutes, and I dun mean being fast fapped.

I mean being sensually given a cat bath in your nipples down to your dick, and given a BBBJ with the boobs, with a massage down your balls and some licking there, and I think you get the point.

If you can wake up and still get an erection in the morning and get horny thoughts and get erect, it means that it's likely to be a psychological problem causing the ED.

Oysters from eating Oyster omelette will help with sperm production cause it is rich in zinc. More sperm = more need to release, but oysters have to be consumed within eight hours of being caught. If not they become toxic, so if u get a bad batch of the omelettes, it's likely you will have diarrhoea without any of the benefits.

[merlinlion3]

@bro SammyNewbie

Wake up in morning no problem mari kita, in fact have to aim carefully or urine all over toilet bowl. :)

Sounds like a psycho problem. Maybe the WL is too chio for me. :(

Will try makaning oyster omelette before looking for her. :D

[Big Sexy]

source (http://goaskalice.columbia.edu/whats-morning-erections)
Contrary to what many believe, waking up with your flag at full mast is not caused by urine buildup in the bladder. Morning erections are technically nighttime erections (or Nocturnal Penile Tumescence) which happen three to five times per night. They usually pop up (pun intended) during periods of Rapid Eye Movement (REM) sleep (when most dreaming occurs) and last around 30 minutes each. Unrelated to dream content, they are both common and completely normal and men older than sixty years may even have them during non-REM sleep.

Likely a combination of testosterone levels and bedtime brain activity, these spontaneous woodies in the wee hours are caused by specific neuroreflexes that are stimulated during REM sleep. Scientists believe that the nerves in the penis release nitrous oxide which dilates nearby blood vessels, increasing blood flow and leading to an erection. Though you may find it surprising, this phenomenon occurs in other mammals. Women experience similar yet less visually noticeable REM-related engorgement of the clitoris and vagina as well.

Thought to be the body's natural attempt to properly oxygenate the penile tissue, most guys will have nocturnal erections throughout their lifetime, and their frequency, along with one's awareness of them, may vary. The penis may stay erect for up to two hours nightly, and not all men who have erections during the night wake up with one in the morning. So despite the name, the common experience of "morning wood" has nothing to do with time of day, but rather the flag raiser's stage of sleep.



Wake up in morning no problem mari kita, in fact have to aim carefully or urine all over toilet bowl. :)

Sounds like a psycho problem. Maybe the WL is too chio for me. :(

[merlinlion3]

@bro Big Sexy

read yr post up and down, left and right so in the end are u saying it is a psycho or physical thing? How to fix?

I just want to service my didi to mari kita kuat kuat when I bonk my fave WL only leh. :D

[shiokpleasure]

Alot of things can cause ED. Sometimes it's due to performance anxiety, cause got 'chio bu' or unfamiliar partner, not used to it and want to satisfy her, or feel cannot come too fast.

Contrary to what you think, man also need foreplay to get in the mood, even with pretty lady. Sometimes up to about 5-10 minutes, and I dun mean being fast fapped.

I mean being sensually given a cat bath in your nipples down to your dick, and given a BBBJ with the boobs, with a massage down your balls and some licking there, and I think you get the point.

If you can wake up and still get an erection in the morning and get horny thoughts and get erect, it means that it's likely to be a psychological problem causing the ED.

Oysters from eating Oyster omelette will help with sperm production cause it is rich in zinc. More sperm = more need to release, but oysters have to be consumed within eight hours of being caught. If not they become toxic, so if u get a bad batch of the omelettes, it's likely you will have diarrhoea without any of the benefits.


huh? where to get so fresh oysters? maybe those seafood restaurants where they got aquariums.

i don't think hawkers got such fresh oysters le. so meaning to say all oyster omelettes are toxic?

[Big Sexy]

like i said...you should sing mari kita to your bird.
it works with 99% of singaporean..
if it doesnt . report the bird to the relevant authorities
the bird isnt paying enough respect to the national anthem.:D


I just want to service my didi to mari kita kuat kuat when I bonk my fave WL only leh. :D

[SammyNewbie]

Hahaha... Big Sexy is very very funny sia.

Oh yes... Avoid beer too before the bonk if you are using it to last longer. Spoken from experience ^.^

[SammyNeubie]

Brudduh you fuck too march let your kukujiao take a one week break next week fuck her die!

[GodOfGamblers]

Brudduh you fuck too march let your kukujiao take a one week break next week fuck her die!

hahaha :D :D

[Putin]

Brudduh you fuck too march let your
kukujiao take a one week break next week fuck her die!

Really lol :D