View Full Version : Looking for a female FB.. + Intro of myself (test)
flykite
04-12-2012, 11:36 PM
Hi everyone! I am new to SBF! Nice to meet you all:)
Have been reading stuffs on this forum for quite a while but didnt really create an account. I realize i hve been missing a lot of fun haha
btw if i have done or said anything wrong in this forum, bros/sis please kindly state out my mistake and i promise ill do a better one next time. :)
OK so im looking for a female FB....
Age: personally i prefer her to be below 27
Height and weight: Preferably petite size hahaha (its just a small fetish of mine :p
Body: Standard body shape.....
Race: Chinese
Looks: Average or/and above :)
Best if you don't smoke but im still fine with it if u do :P
flykite
04-12-2012, 11:37 PM
Here's a little bit info about me...
Age: 21
Height: 180cm
Weight: 70kg
Body: More towards the skinny type (and yes i know ppl will say why skinny when im like 70kg. I think its because my bones and muscles lol i really dun have much fat... how much fat can u have if u r just done with NS :D
Race: Chinese
Looks: Average :P
Im not a smoker nor a heavy drinker.
I enjoy traveling and computer drawing. If you are interested to know more PM me for my contact :)
Actually I also have a few fetish on some other stuffs ... :rolleyes:
Soooo yea..... why am i looking for a FB?
Free sex is one of the reason (lol), but mainly and most importantly,
i wanted companionship and a female partner who enjoys sex as much as i do. And someone who i can talk to openly about sex, and sharing sex experiences with me (or even life experiences).
I understands that being FBs we dont intrude into each other's personal life and i have highly respect of that.
flykite
04-12-2012, 11:38 PM
Tho i enjoy sex, im still quite a "junior" so please do guide me a bit haha :D
If you are looking for someone very mature and experienced, im sorry im not what you are looking for and i wont be able to satisfy you :( but i dun mind making a few friends here!
There's just so much things to learn here so Bros/Sis please bare with me if i have done or said smth wrong or stupid! :)
royalblood
05-12-2012, 07:08 AM
You're still young and you're tall. Go clubs and hit up some girls la. Explore yourself first. Sometimes the thrill of the hunt is more worthwhile than the act itself. High risk, high return.
acidicavex
05-12-2012, 07:13 AM
I emphasis on the term "computer drawing" don't understand u mean u draw cOmputet and not assemble them??? Hmmmm.
flykite
05-12-2012, 08:48 AM
You're still young and you're tall. Go clubs and hit up some girls la. Explore yourself first. Sometimes the thrill of the hunt is more worthwhile than the act itself. High risk, high return.
Bro royalblood thanks for ur reply! :)
I agree with you tat I shd explore more of myself since I'm still young. But personally I dun enjoy clubbing and KTV sessions. Been in there a few times, but I find tat I'm not good at hunting at all :p
The music is too loud and its too ex as well
I like ur quote High risk high reture haha, I dun expect to have a high 'return' here too
flykite
05-12-2012, 09:00 AM
I emphasis on the term "computer drawing" don't understand u mean u draw cOmputet and not assemble them??? Hmmmm.
Bro acidicavex i think my english needs more practise haha I get what u mean :)
What I meant was I liking drawing in com.
I'm a noob in fixing DIY coms. I usually ask my gd friend to help
DegenerationX
05-12-2012, 10:40 AM
TS, after u r bored with the gal, will u ask her to go fly kite, as your nick implies? :D
<<totally>>
05-12-2012, 10:51 AM
That's why I think the gals must fly TS's kite first.
simple2kee
05-12-2012, 10:57 AM
Looks: Average :P
average looking? pls step aside. :D
Cuntworth
05-12-2012, 11:03 AM
average looking? pls step aside. :D
Lol :D hahahaha
jasdude
05-12-2012, 11:32 AM
What a nick to start off with. Flykite sia.
Why must have a test thread when others don't? You just love people asking you to go fly a kite huh?
hcg_explorer
05-12-2012, 11:42 AM
TS, 1st of all... u hv to learn how to " communicate " in this forum.
Ha..
alan0338
05-12-2012, 12:32 PM
If you are looking for someone very mature and experienced, im sorry im not what you are looking for
haha u are so honest ... :D :D :D :D
cocobun
05-12-2012, 12:44 PM
sounds like got potential wor...........:)
flykite
05-12-2012, 01:09 PM
TS, 1st of all... u hv to learn how to " communicate " in this forum.
Ha..
Yeah I think I fail liao
Kena zap by so many seniors already :D
flykite
05-12-2012, 01:13 PM
What a nick to start off with. Flykite sia.
Why must have a test thread when others don't? You just love people asking you to go fly a kite huh?
Bro just FYI, my nickname is kite.
Dunnoe wat to put infront for a forum nick so I anyhow create one
As for why it has the word 'test' in topic, I purposely added it because I posted this in the newbie test forums last night to test out the posting and this morning it got moved into here.
I hope you r satisfy now :D
flykite
05-12-2012, 01:16 PM
average looking? pls step aside. :D
Sorry bro if I'm not ur cup of tea ;D
flykite
05-12-2012, 01:21 PM
TS, after u r bored with the gal, will u ask her to go fly kite, as your nick implies? :D
Hahaha my nickname is kite, but for my forum name is anyhow bomb one :D
DegenerationX
05-12-2012, 02:47 PM
Yeah I think I fail liao
Kena zap by so many seniors already :D
U kena zap meh? U still have 20 points. No one zap u yet. U wanna know how it looks like after being zap? :D
Cuntworth
05-12-2012, 02:53 PM
U kena zap meh? U still have 20 points. No one zap u yet. U wanna know how it looks like after being zap? :D
Lol.... Will u do it to show the newbies how it look like ??:D
DegenerationX
05-12-2012, 02:54 PM
Lol.... Will u do it to show the newbies how it look like ??:D
Have to wait till tomorrow. :D
cocobun
05-12-2012, 03:15 PM
Have to wait till tomorrow. :D
to show the difference between Zap and Chak......:D
I can do it now to demo gently, your power to high liao, very pain.....:D
DegenerationX
05-12-2012, 03:16 PM
to show the difference between Zap and Chak......:D
I can do it now to demo, your power to high liao, very pain.....:D
Ok. Then I'll leave the demo to you. Please remember to complete it with explanation. :D
Cuntworth
05-12-2012, 03:18 PM
Ok. Then I'll leave the demo to you. Please remember to complete it with explanation. :D
Best if can have some pic to explain :D
DegenerationX
05-12-2012, 03:18 PM
bro ccb, please do a good job! :D
flykite
05-12-2012, 03:20 PM
Ok. Then I'll leave the demo to you. Please remember to complete it with explanation. :D
Think I've mixed zap and chak lol
Feel free to demo, no pain no gain!
Thanks for explaining tho!
flowbow
05-12-2012, 03:23 PM
Good that you're honest in that you're looking for free sex. But too bad... Nowadays good things don't come free :p
cocobun
05-12-2012, 03:23 PM
Best if can have some pic to explain :D
bro ccb, please do a good job! :D
Hahaha, put pics meaning I have to spend time working for TS liao....:D
cocobun
05-12-2012, 03:27 PM
TS Kite, I just did a demo what is a zap. You can see now you have 19 points. As my power is only 2 points, the rule is I can add 2 points for up or deduct 1 point for zap......if you fall behind negative points, you will be in moderation mode.
Let's see if there's bros up you......good luck.....
flykite
05-12-2012, 03:31 PM
Ok. Then I'll leave the demo to you. Please remember to complete it with explanation. :D
bro ccb, please do a good job! :D
All the bros here are so 'helpful' :)
Shd feel 'honoured' being demostrated? hahaha
DegenerationX
05-12-2012, 03:34 PM
TS Kite, I just did a demo what is a zap. You can see now you have 19 points. As my power is only 2 points, the rule is I can add 2 points for up or deduct 1 point for zap......if you fall behind negative points, you will be in moderation mode.
Let's see if there's bros up you......good luck.....
wahahaha! :D
flykite
05-12-2012, 03:36 PM
TS Kite, I just did a demo what is a zap. You can see now you have 19 points. As my power is only 2 points, the rule is I can add 2 points for up or deduct 1 point for zap......if you fall behind negative points, you will be in moderation mode.
Let's see if there's bros up you......good luck.....
Bro cocobun thank you so much for the explainations.
I really didn't understand the difference between zap and chak lol :) guess I really need to do a good read up in the newbie sticky.
Ups I will have to earn it myself, thanks again!
flowbow
05-12-2012, 03:41 PM
TS Kite, I just did a demo what is a zap. You can see now you have 19 points. As my power is only 2 points, the rule is I can add 2 points for up or deduct 1 point for zap......if you fall behind negative points, you will be in moderation mode.
Let's see if there's bros up you......good luck.....
Bro CCB so fierce... :( really is ccb :D
DegenerationX
05-12-2012, 03:41 PM
Bro CCB so fierce... :( really is ccb :D
U wanna do a demo on what is up? :D
Ichigo_Kurosaki
05-12-2012, 03:43 PM
U wanna do a demo on what is up? :D
Let me do it :D
flykite
05-12-2012, 03:46 PM
Good that you're honest in that you're looking for free sex. But too bad... Nowadays good things don't come free :p
Agree with u bro.
Somethings you will need to work hard to earn it
Nothing is free, but the cost doesn't also have to be monetary all the time :p
DegenerationX
05-12-2012, 03:48 PM
post deleted
Ichigo_Kurosaki
05-12-2012, 03:49 PM
TS Kite, I just did a demo what is a zap. You can see now you have 19 points. As my power is only 2 points, the rule is I can add 2 points for up or deduct 1 point for zap......if you fall behind negative points, you will be in moderation mode.
Let's see if there's bros up you......good luck.....
TS, above is a -1 zap. From 20 to 19 ;)
Please acknowledge before we continue to next lesson: UP :D
Ichigo_Kurosaki
05-12-2012, 03:50 PM
Online tutorial is step by step one :D
DegenerationX
05-12-2012, 03:52 PM
Bro IK, I realised we can't reply each other's posting too fast as we tend to edit our posts quite frequently. :D
Ichigo_Kurosaki
05-12-2012, 03:57 PM
Bro IK, I realised we can't reply each other's posting too fast as we tend to edit our posts quite frequently.
This TS quite honest in his seek: Free Sex :D
Once there lived a poor woodcutter. He used to cut trees in the woods. One day he was cutting wood on the bank of a river. His axe fell down into the river. The river was deep. He could not take his axe out. He sat on the bank and began to weep.
Mercury, the god of water appeared. He asked the reason of his weeping. The woodcutter told the whole story. Mercury dived into the water and brought a golden axe. The woodcutter refused to take it. Mercury again dived and brought a silver axe. The woodcutter did not take it either. Then he brought an iron axe. The woodcutter took it gladly. Mercury was much pleased. He rewarded the woodcutter with the other two axes.
Moral: Honesty is the best policy. :D
If the woodcutter was rewarded with a golden and silver axes by Mercury then TS also mah. :D
DegenerationX
05-12-2012, 03:59 PM
This TS quite honest in his seek: Free Sex :D
Once there lived a poor woodcutter. He used to cut trees in the woods. One day he was cutting wood on the bank of a river. His axe fell down into the river. The river was deep. He could not take his axe out. He sat on the bank and began to weep.
Mercury, the god of water appeared. He asked the reason of his weeping. The woodcutter told the whole story. Mercury dived into the water and brought a golden axe. The woodcutter refused to take it. Mercury again dived and brought a silver axe. The woodcutter did not take it either. Then he brought an iron axe. The woodcutter took it gladly. Mercury was much pleased. He rewarded the woodcutter with the other two axes.
Moral: Honesty is the best policy. :D
If the woodcutter was rewarded with a golden and silver axes by Mercury then TS also mah. :D
It's been a while since you mentioned this story. :D
DegenerationX
05-12-2012, 04:01 PM
What I meant was I liking drawing in com.
Missed out on this earlier posting.
TS, just to check what software do use use to draw? AutoCAD, Pro E, Solidworks? :D
Ichigo_Kurosaki
05-12-2012, 04:02 PM
It's been a while since you mentioned this story. :D
Sometime..too honest also no good. Just like today, while mopping the floor, I saw a FEMALE EXECUTIVE dropped a pack of MALE condom, I retrieved it and went after her. I don't why she red-faced and said: NOT MINE! NOT MINE! NOT MINE!....And she quickly walked away with fast jogged...I scratching my head in great confusion :confused:
Also the other day, during lunch hour, I saw a damn chio (fxxking chio) SYT in red skirt walking in front of me...As I was admiring her behind (Spine area), I noticed there's a half A4 size wet patch near her butt area....(Must be the hot weather or wet seat)..I went up and alerted her but she told me: To mind my own business!!! ????? :confused: But she's really damn chio !!!
flykite
05-12-2012, 04:07 PM
TS, above is a -1 zap. From 20 to 19 ;)
Please acknowledge before we continue to next lesson: UP :D
As mush as I want to acknowledge asap, my posts r under moderation so it will take sometime for it to pop up :p
Bro thank you very much for explaining it
ah rat
05-12-2012, 04:09 PM
Bro Ichigo_Kurosaki, then u should put at the lost & found notice board :p :D
DegenerationX
05-12-2012, 04:10 PM
It seems like being a janitor is quite an entertaining job. :D
flykite
05-12-2012, 04:12 PM
Missed out on this earlier posting.
TS, just to check what software do use use to draw? AutoCAD, Pro E, Solidworks? :D
Bro DX I use Paint SAI :) still in the mist of learning photoshop but not for drawing :p
I'm a hobbist, not those computer graphic pro u guys hve in mind hahaha
Ichigo_Kurosaki
05-12-2012, 04:14 PM
Bro Ichigo_Kurosaki, then u should put at the lost & found notice board :p
Yes! I think I will pass it to the building's information counter :p
Attention: A lady in XXXXX color dress, you drop a pack of condom at Level XXX :D
It seems like being a janitor is quite an entertaining job.
Quite true also la. Though it's a low class job but it's a fun job :D
flykite
05-12-2012, 04:20 PM
Sometime..too honest also no good. Just like today, while mopping the floor, I saw a FEMALE EXECUTIVE dropped a pack of MALE condom, I retrieved it and went after her. I don't why she red-faced and said: NOT MINE! NOT MINE! NOT MINE!....And she quickly walked away with fast jogged...I scratching my head in great confusion :confused:
Also the other day, during lunch hour, I saw a damn chio (fxxking chio) SYT in red skirt walking in front of me...As I was admiring her behind (Spine area), I noticed there's a half A4 size wet patch near her butt area....(Must be the hot weather or wet seat)..I went up and alerted her but she told me: To mind my own business!!! ????? :confused: But she's really damn chio !!!
Maybe she has already been alerted by a lot of guys tats why she became so tempered :S
But base on ur description I really what to see who chio she is :p
cocobun
05-12-2012, 06:13 PM
Good that you're honest in that you're looking for free sex. But too bad... Nowadays good things don't come free :p
Agree with u bro.
Somethings you will need to work hard to earn it
Nothing is free, but the cost doesn't also have to be monetary all the time :p
you better start calling her sis before she zap you instead of up...LOL............:D
flykite
05-12-2012, 06:14 PM
Sorry sis flowbow! :(
acidicavex
05-12-2012, 06:40 PM
Bro acidicavex i think my english needs more practise haha I get what u mean :)
What I meant was I liking drawing in com.
I'm a noob in fixing DIY coms. I usually ask my gd friend to help
Me still no understand..... U use autocad?? Or ms draw?? Or what?? U drafter??
Yawns damn cold weather
SH149
05-12-2012, 06:41 PM
you better start calling her sis before she zap you instead of up...LOL............:D
Is up his pts not up he
So u must also say properly hor :D
flykite
05-12-2012, 07:05 PM
Me still no understand..... U use autocad?? Or ms draw?? Or what?? U drafter??
Yawns damn cold weather
Sorry was replying on my phone so a lot of typo :P
I use Paint SAI to draw
It was raining of course cold lah
im catching a flu already :(
cocobun
05-12-2012, 07:49 PM
Is up his pts not up he
So u must also say properly hor :D
Haha, I put up....... So it's up to the reader to add the last word. :D
cuntarow
05-12-2012, 08:20 PM
Tho i enjoy sex, im still quite a "junior" so please do guide me a bit haha :D
If you are looking for someone very mature and experienced, im sorry im not what you are looking for and i wont be able to satisfy you :( but i dun mind making a few friends here!
There's just so much things to learn here so Bros/Sis please bare with me if i have done or said smth wrong or stupid! :)
i admire your honesty and courage but i think like ur nick go flykite better lah.
flykite
05-12-2012, 08:35 PM
i admire your honesty and courage but i think like ur nick go flykite better lah.
thanks :)
I didnt know my nick will draw so much attention to the bros here :eek:
jasdude
05-12-2012, 10:59 PM
Bro just FYI, my nickname is kite.
Dunnoe wat to put infront for a forum nick so I anyhow create one
As for why it has the word 'test' in topic, I purposely added it because I posted this in the newbie test forums last night to test out the posting and this morning it got moved into here.
I hope you r satisfy now :D
Well, nice name and good ring to it then. Easier for people to tell you go FK then when you are not wanted. Happy flying :D
flowbow
05-12-2012, 11:18 PM
U wanna do a demo on what is up?
Up points ah? If up points, then yes... Any other up I don't want hor :D:p
Agree with u bro.
Somethings you will need to work hard to earn it
Nothing is free, but the cost doesn't also have to be monetary all the time
In this case, not monetary then what? Maybe if you help the girl vacuum the floor, mop the house and wash the toilet she MIGHT repay your kindness with free sex. Might only hor, not confirmed. For a start you can test water by helping me clean my room. My room very messy now, always got cockroaches one. Whether got free sex or not depends on my mood (and the mood of my ass) la. See whether my ass feels like being fucked anot. :D:cool:
flykite
06-12-2012, 07:05 AM
Your FB pay you for sex one?!
I see I see.... If like that not much difference between FL and FB already. Thanks for clearing my doubts! :D
Sorry I really dunnoe a lot of sis here likes monetary rewards for sex. Must really wake up my idea liao
I'm more of a chemistry than a monetary person but I guess ill hve to change in order to survive here hahaha
I apprieciate your invitation, but if the gal already too lazy to clean until always got cockroaches one, I think Ill just kindly reject her due to hygiene purposes :p
Thanks for your adivce sis!
flykite
06-12-2012, 07:37 AM
Well, nice name and good ring to it then. Easier for people to tell you go FK then when you are not wanted. Happy flying :D
Hahaha thanks bro! Happy flying too :D
EatPrayLove
06-12-2012, 07:43 AM
Your FB pay you for sex one?!
I see I see.... If like that not much difference between FL and FB already. Thanks for clearing my doubts! :D
Sorry I really dunnoe a lot of sis here likes monetary rewards for sex. Must really wake up my idea liao
I'm more of a chemistry than a monetary person but I guess ill hve to change in order to survive here hahaha
I apprieciate your invitation, but if the gal already too lazy to clean until always got cockroaches one, I think Ill just kindly reject her due to hygiene purposes :p
Thanks for your adivce sis!
I think what Flowbow is trying to say is, there is no free lunch in this world.
Before proceeding to be FB must 1st be friends right?
So when go out, do you think it's nice to go on Dutch on a date?
Once in awhile it's still ok.
How about hotel room and condom?
Do you expect the female to pay for it?
No right?
Because if you do, then ah boy, concentrate on your studies please. :cool:
flykite
06-12-2012, 08:16 AM
I think what Flowbow is trying to say is, there is no free lunch in this world.
Before proceeding to be FB must 1st be friends right?
So when go out, do you think it's nice to go on Dutch on a date?
Once in awhile it's still ok.
How about hotel room and condom?
Do you expect the female to pay for it?
No right?
Because if you do, then ah boy, concentrate on your studies please. :cool:
Haha of course I know, I not noob until tat level lah
I always pay for everything whenever I go out wif a gal.. I follow the gentleman rule :D
What I wanted to hint is that she made female FB sound like they wanna do it for money instead of fucking
But still, thank you for explaining :p
<<totally>>
06-12-2012, 09:13 AM
What I wanted to hint is that she made female FB sound like they wanna do it for money instead of fucking. FK, I know the time is kinda early, maybe your mind still a bit cloggy. However I did not see the reason why there is a need for you to associate a monetary payment to FB. You did not hinted but suggested instead with a pinch of defamation.
In this case, not monetary then what? Maybe if you help the girl vacuum the floor, mop the house and wash the toilet she MIGHT repay your kindness with free sex. Might only hor, not confirmed. For a start you can test water by helping me clean my room. My room very messy now, always got cockroaches one. Whether got free sex or not depends on my mood (and the mood of my ass) la. See whether my ass feels like being fucked anot.
My client flowbow's example of doing household chores and repayment in sex clearly did not mention anything that is as liquid as cash. In case you have problem deciphering what was in my client's post, I did a simple explanation.
My client is trying to bring across : Hypothetically speaking, by doing household chores will not guarantee an admission ticket to a fuck as there are other limiting factors. In her case, mood (emotional feeling) and not what you has suggested earlier on as in cash. :mad: :cool:
flykite
06-12-2012, 09:51 AM
FK, I know the time is kinda early, maybe your mind still a bit cloggy. However I did not see the reason why there is a need for you to associate a monetary payment to FB. You did not hinted but suggested instead with a pinch of defamation.
My client flowbow's example of doing household chores and repayment in sex clearly did not mention anything that is as liquid as cash. In case you have problem deciphering what was in my client's post, I did a simple explanation.
My client is trying to bring across : Hypothetically speaking, by doing household chores will not guarantee an admission ticket to a fuck as there are other limiting factors. In her case, mood (emotional feeling) and not what you has suggested earlier on as in cash. :mad: :cool:
I would like to apologise to you n your client for what I've said earlier :)
Thanks for pointing out my mistakes
I really hve lots to learn
DegenerationX
06-12-2012, 09:55 AM
In this case, not monetary then what? Maybe if you help the girl vacuum the floor, mop the house and wash the toilet she MIGHT repay your kindness with free sex. Might only hor, not confirmed. For a start you can test water by helping me clean my room. My room very messy now, always got cockroaches one. Whether got free sex or not depends on my mood (and the mood of my ass) la. See whether my ass feels like being fucked anot. :D:cool:
Like that also can ah? :eek:
flowbow
06-12-2012, 11:38 AM
Your FB pay you for sex one?!
I see I see.... If like that not much difference between FL and FB already. Thanks for clearing my doubts!
Sorry I really dunnoe a lot of sis here likes monetary rewards for sex. Must really wake up my idea liao
I'm more of a chemistry than a monetary person but I guess ill hve to change in order to survive here hahaha
I apprieciate your invitation, but if the gal already too lazy to clean until always got cockroaches one, I think Ill just kindly reject her due to hygiene purposes
Thanks for your adivce sis!
Nabei... Say until like that I offended already. Si ginna want free sex don't want pay money. I never chak you dip dip you should be happy already still say what reject me due to hygiene purposes. Knn say until so nice, more of chemistry rather than monetary person... At the end of the day your meaning also sama sama what, to put it in lame man's terms it means "I'm damn desperate but I only want free sex". Ccb....................
My client flowbow's example of doing household chores and repayment in sex clearly did not mention anything that is as liquid as cash. In case you have problem deciphering what was in my client's post, I did a simple explanation.
My client is trying to bring across : Hypothetically speaking, by doing household chores will not guarantee an admission ticket to a fuck as there are other limiting factors. In her case, mood (emotional feeling) and not what you has suggested earlier on as in cash.
Thanks lawyer, sorry I no money pay the lawyer fees... Can put on credit mai?
Like that also can ah? :eek:
Can... You wanna take up the offer? :D for you, I give you special discount... Don't need to wash toilet but still need to help me get rid of the cockroaches in my room :D
Happyguy801
06-12-2012, 11:43 AM
I can help u catch cockroaches... :D u want dead or alive de???:D:D
DegenerationX
06-12-2012, 11:45 AM
I can help u catch cockroaches... :D u want dead or alive de???:D:D
Thanks for volunteering. :D
Happyguy801
06-12-2012, 11:52 AM
Thanks for volunteering. :D
No problem.... just to lend a helping hand....:D
But just curious.... if cockroaches running in the room... the room could smell like a rubbish bin... sis FlowBow u need me to wash and clean yr room too?? extra service for u..:D:D
Ichigo_Kurosaki
06-12-2012, 11:57 AM
I can help u catch cockroaches... :D u want dead or alive de???:D
You are a brave man! :D
Unlike me, katsaridaphobia, especially those flying ones :D
flowbow
06-12-2012, 12:15 PM
No problem.... just to lend a helping hand....:D
But just curious.... if cockroaches running in the room... the room could smell like a rubbish bin... sis FlowBow u need me to wash and clean yr room too?? extra service for u..
So nice of you ah... But got any T&Cs anot? Like must give free sex? :(:D
acidicavex
06-12-2012, 12:55 PM
So nice of you ah... But got any T&Cs anot? Like must give free sex? :(:D
I do only T&C is let me see rubba of nehneh can Liao :p:D
flowbow
06-12-2012, 12:55 PM
I do only T&C is let me see rubba of nehneh can Liao :p:D
Like that I think I hire part time maid better... :(
acidicavex
06-12-2012, 01:05 PM
Like that I think I hire part time maid better... :(
Hi me lo no need $ term just free show :D:p
cocobun
06-12-2012, 01:06 PM
Nabei... Say until like that I offended already. Si ginna want free sex don't want pay money. I never chak you dip dip you should be happy already still say what reject me due to hygiene purposes. Knn say until so nice, more of chemistry rather than monetary person... At the end of the day your meaning also sama sama what, to put it in lame man's terms it means "I'm damn desperate but I only want free sex". Ccb....................
Yes, someone call me.............:D
I can help u catch cockroaches...u want dead or alive de??
Hahaha, can spray them green after you caught them??:D
I do only T&C is let me see rubba of nehneh can Liao
Like that I think I hire part time maid better... :(
Or how about the other round, flow rubba acid neh neh gently.........:D
acidicavex
06-12-2012, 01:18 PM
Or how about the other round, flow rubba acid neh neh gently.........:D
Er... Bro u link sala Lang Liao cannot rubba my nehneh...... Is rubba her companion that is going on a trip with her neh neh. :D :p
flowbow
06-12-2012, 01:29 PM
Hi me lo no need $ term just free show
Don't want la. My neh neh cannot let anybody see one. :(
Yes, someone call me.............:D
Or how about the other round, flow rubba acid neh neh gently.........:D
:eek: actually that's not a bad idea....................
cocobun
06-12-2012, 01:46 PM
Er... Bro u link sala Lang Liao cannot rubba my nehneh...... Is rubba her companion that is going on a trip with her neh neh.
Don't want la. My neh neh cannot let anybody see one.
:eek: actually that's not a bad idea....................
ok, let's wait for the companion to be selected......then we see who's neh neh to rubba..............:D
ah rat
06-12-2012, 01:49 PM
ok, let's wait for the companion to be selected......then we see who's neh neh to rubba..............:D
Got neh neh to rubba :p
<<totally>>
06-12-2012, 02:34 PM
Thanks lawyer, sorry I no money pay the lawyer fees... Can put on credit mai? We are friends tio bo? Money put one side, we talk about Kam Ching. Lolz!! ;)
On Credit sure. NP As long you remember to return can liao. :D
flowbow
06-12-2012, 02:46 PM
We are friends tio bo? Money put one side, we talk about Kam Ching. Lolz!! ;)
On Credit sure. NP As long you remember to return can liao. :D
Can return in kind mai? I help you sweep floor and mop floor... But don't ask me to help you get rid of pests hor. And don't ask me wash toilet, because guys toilet always very disgusting one. :(:D
<<totally>>
07-12-2012, 01:25 AM
I help you sweep floor and mop floor... Must I give you back your change? :rolleyes::D
flowbow
07-12-2012, 10:51 AM
Must I give you back your change? :rolleyes::D
So sarcastic................. :(
EatPrayLove
07-12-2012, 11:58 AM
So sarcastic................. :(
Simple.
Complain to PP can liao. :p:D
<<totally>>
07-12-2012, 02:36 PM
So sarcastic..........Did I?
Simple. Complain to PP can liao. You can try to see if it works. Keke. :D
vBulletin® v3.8.11, Copyright ©2000-2025, vBulletin Solutions Inc.