No joke. M Looking for free bonking!

[Bobby12BPopular]

Okay. I'm looking for any girl that want to bonk me.
About me, 30+ male, Bo Lui, skinny ugly sg man with 4". Sibei sad.
Looking for any girl that willing to meet. 1st meeting no bonking, petting only. Will bonk onli I somehow manage to charm u with my "charisma". Lol

What will happen:
We will meet dinner. Eat kopitiam (coz I Bo money de). But no worry. I treat. :D
Then go hotel happy happy.
If u find me too ugly n fear that ur body will rot if I touch u, u no need go hotel with me, just go find a car and ramp me if u want. But don't la, I treat u eat chicken rice then go home wash eyes, treat it as a nightmare, tml wake up a brand new day.

But if u okay with me. We go happy happy :p

My Expectation (ya, I got expectation de okay?)
1) 20 yo to 90yo (>20 seems too fresh.. And those <90yo abit difficult la, got to help u up to hotel room. I skinny no strength. But if u really interested, pls equip ur self with a wheelchair. So I can push u to room easily. Don't worry, all hotels are handicap friendly.)
2) no girls with dick (if ur dick bigger I inferior la) or 3 tits girls (nb, I only two hands)
3) no super horny girl. (This 1st meet up if to know each other more, no sex. If u rape me I call police!!)
4) no retarded girls ( if u plunk my nipple hair for fun how? I only left a few strands)
5) sincere n discreet only. (Say coming but fly kite, or bring ur bros n ssi eat dinner together. Be warned, I only can afford 1 plate of chicken rice. U bring then u have to share with them.)

Wat say u?

P.s. Bros n sis don't zap me. Even thou I dunno how this pts system.. I suppose u need pts to continue posting.

P.p.s.s good if u are gd at chatting. Me is a little humorous type, hope u are too. (And big breasts type.) (or chio bu) (or big breasts chio bu)

[prettymannequin]

I think this must be the most hilarious thread I've ever read on here.

Thanks for the laugh!

[acidicavex]

Stun nb u sibey dua kong...... :eek:

[nextview]

Okay. I'm looking for any girl that want to bonk me.
About me, 30+ male, Bo Lui, skinny ugly sg man with 4". Sibei sad.
Looking for any girl that willing to meet. 1st meeting no bonking, petting only. Will bonk onli I somehow manage to charm u with my "charisma". Lol

What will happen:
We will meet dinner. Eat kopitiam (coz I Bo money de). But no worry. I treat. :D
Then go hotel happy happy.
If u find me too ugly n fear that ur body will rot if I touch u, u no need go hotel with me, just go find a car and ramp me if u want. But don't la, I treat u eat chicken rice then go home wash eyes, treat it as a nightmare, tml wake up a brand new day.

But if u okay with me. We go happy happy :p

My Expectation (ya, I got expectation de okay?)
1) 20 yo to 90yo (>20 seems too fresh.. And those <90yo abit difficult la, got to help u up to hotel room. I skinny no strength. But if u really interested, pls equip ur self with a wheelchair. So I can push u to room easily. Don't worry, all hotels are handicap friendly.)
2) no girls with dick (if ur dick bigger I inferior la) or 3 tits girls (nb, I only two hands)
3) no super horny girl. (This 1st meet up if to know each other more, no sex. If u rape me I call police!!)
4) no retarded girls ( if u plunk my nipple hair for fun how? I only left a few strands)
5) sincere n discreet only. (Say coming but fly kite, or bring ur bros n ssi eat dinner together. Be warned, I only can afford 1 plate of chicken rice. U bring then u have to share with them.)

Wat say u?

P.s. Bros n sis don't zap me. Even thou I dunno how this pts system.. I suppose u need pts to continue posting.

P.p.s.s good if u are gd at chatting. Me is a little humorous type, hope u are too. (And big breasts type.) (or chio bu) (or big breasts chio bu)



Chicken rice at mandrian hotel?

The way you post confirm stand no chance, go register a new nick and try again.

[Meow^^]

At least, he dare to say he want F.F ......right?:D

[PPGirl]

Ts since u only can afford 1 plate chicken rice then go hotel u got money pay meh??

[nextview]

At least, he dare to say he want F.F ......right?:D

That why I nv chak him ask him register new nick and post nicely.

See I'm so angel today :D

[Meow^^]

That why I nv chak him ask him register new nick and post nicely.

See I'm so angel today :D

=.= yeah....now i am listening to West life de song call "angel"....kinda JIT hor..:D

[bigbrudder]

Okay. I'm looking for any girl that want to bonk me.
.....

Will bonk onli I somehow manage to charm u with my "charisma". Lol

....

My Expectation (ya, I got expectation de okay?)
...

3) no super horny girl. (This 1st meet up if to know each other more, no sex. If u rape me I call police!!)


Hi Bro,

Finally got someone more bor liao than me. Your "this cannot ... that can .... " got me a bit lost.

You look for girl to bonk you, and you only bonk if your charisma works. Assuming the ger still want to bonk you, then you call police? :confused::confused::confused:

[Hasan]

Funny,contradictory, honest n amusing.... All the best:p;):D

[nextview]

=.= yeah....now i am listening to West life de song call "angel"....kinda JIT hor..:D

Indeed very in time ;)

[michael_368]

Ts, I salute you for your bravery. :D

[Bobby12BPopular]

Thanks bro and sis for the feedback. Since I'm new to this forum thingy, please bear with me that I'm rather slow with the reply. But girls don't worry I can remove ur clothes faster than this. Rest a assured.

Chicken rice at mandrian hotel?

The way you post confirm stand no chance, go register a new nick and try again.
Thanks but I won't change my nick. I really want to be popular. Lol


Ts since u only can afford 1 plate chicken rice then go hotel u got money pay meh??
This "newbie posting need moderation" system is taking a long time. I think I will save up enough for a 3hr session by the time u guys see this... Plus a can of coke!! To go with ur chicken rice!!


Hi Bro,

Finally got someone more bor liao than me. Your "this cannot ... that can .... " got me a bit lost.

You look for girl to bonk you, and you only bonk if your charisma works. Assuming the ger still want to bonk you, then you call police?
Bigbrudder, call police is just a joke la. The most I go home complain to mummy. What I meant is let's no bonk the 1st time. I'm dragging the game. I'm not looking for just a bonk. I'm looking for a friend. That laugh together, eat together, strip together, sleep together. A friend that enjoy jokes and laugh at each other weak pts. Nb. Sound like I'm looking for a wife.

I'm not. Just looking for a gam gam Sibei he de lai fb. Come register now girls!! Pm b4 is flooded!! Currently it's still at empty!! :(:(Sibei sad....:(:(

[bigbrudder]

Hi Bro, you champion lah! Now your mum must also approve your bonk. :D

Good luck with the search ... Not sure if this is the best place. Since you write well, suggest you try Herafeen, who is looking for partner in crime provided you dun have wifi. She look for husband, you look for wife. ;)

This place must be an alternative to SDU. :D

[acidicavex]

Thanks but I won't change my nick. I really want to be popular. Lol


Regardless how hard u try is your don't have the "seh " u can never win AH wee.

Paging for Ah Wee!!!!!!!!:D

[Uptowndude]

Best thread I really ad in this section time haha. Thanks for the good laugh bro.

[Bobby12BPopular]

Nb. Think my thread interest more guys than girls.. Zzz

[jimmy106]

Wow, Nice try. You got any call? All the best :)

[leekwantew]

At least ts is honest and realistic lol

[justl00king]

Paging for Ah Wee!!!!!!!!:Dlol...PT bro probably still busy, out there spreading the seh. :p

Good luck TS! :)

[Bobby12BPopular]

six months and no single reply? LOL BUMPZZ!!

[siri]

LOL sibei power la bro. me like your humor. I help u bump. (:

[acidicavex]

six months and no single reply? LOL BUMPZZ!!

U are lucky consider some within one day blow away.:rolleyes:

[novelia]

this is one of the best thread i ever read.

All the best man TS!

Keep us updated!

[Steley]

Sarpork sarpork ....bump

[watever12]

This is a funnybthread. Thanks for the laugh

[Blurri]

Ts, I salute you for your bravery. :D

Wah..... micheal da ge... u oso here support support ah....

[acidicavex]

six months and no single reply? LOL BUMPZZ!!

U everything bo expect reply? Below your last post there are 2~3 ladies liao so try your luck lo.

[Meow^^]

U everything bo expect reply? Below your last post there are 2~3 ladies liao so try your luck lo.

You want to try? :D

[acidicavex]

You want to try? :D

Duhz i dont like to anyhow Q.

[pulchritudinous]

such a funny thread

[Bobby12BPopular]

One more day marks a year since I first posted.
Happy 1st anneeversary!

[seabass]

Happy Anniversary..check out what this dog have to say about free bonking?

If he meant what he said u are in deep shit:

Wah!
He got pay $$ a not?
If not, sexpose his details lah!
I cannot stand ppl who ask for free piaks one...
:eek:
:D

[Bobby12BPopular]

I don't know what happened to you two double bass..

But..
Any sis wanna free piak??
I throw in free sensational frenching, and free passionate fondling too..

[Fishy78]

Good Noon Bobby..

So how is your luck? any candidates PM you so far? :)

[Bobby12BPopular]

Good Noon Bobby..

So how is your luck? any candidates PM you so far? :)

Gd noon fishy.
Nope. Lady Luck still not here yet. Maybe due to mrt breakdown.
How bout u pm me then? Lol, keep it full. But....

Do u smell like a fish?

[BEdged]

Hahah nice thread by ts . =D

[Bobby12BPopular]

Holy cow. I'm one n a half month late for my 2nd anniversary bump.

Where are the peeps that replied to my threads? Still active?

[dyelook]

Holy cow. I'm one n a half month late for my 2nd anniversary bump.

Where are the peeps that replied to my threads? Still active?

now is 2017.. youre late for more than a year for your 2nd anniversary..:D

[fion.18]

Holy cow. I'm one n a half month late for my 2nd anniversary bump.

Where are the peeps that replied to my threads? Still active?

So after 2 years im curious, did you manage to find any free play? ;)

[caoputt]

Funny thread hahaha, I bump for you :D

[Speculator]

wow...meow...yummy...i like...:>

[LoveBoobies]

Okay. I'm looking for any girl that want to bonk me.
About me, 30+ male, Bo Lui, skinny ugly sg man with 4". Sibei sad.
Looking for any girl that willing to meet. 1st meeting no bonking, petting only. Will bonk onli I somehow manage to charm u with my "charisma". Lol

What will happen:
We will meet dinner. Eat kopitiam (coz I Bo money de). But no worry. I treat. :D
Then go hotel happy happy.
If u find me too ugly n fear that ur body will rot if I touch u, u no need go hotel with me, just go find a car and ramp me if u want. But don't la, I treat u eat chicken rice then go home wash eyes, treat it as a nightmare, tml wake up a brand new day.

But if u okay with me. We go happy happy :p

My Expectation (ya, I got expectation de okay?)
1) 20 yo to 90yo (>20 seems too fresh.. And those <90yo abit difficult la, got to help u up to hotel room. I skinny no strength. But if u really interested, pls equip ur self with a wheelchair. So I can push u to room easily. Don't worry, all hotels are handicap friendly.)
2) no girls with dick (if ur dick bigger I inferior la) or 3 tits girls (nb, I only two hands)
3) no super horny girl. (This 1st meet up if to know each other more, no sex. If u rape me I call police!!)
4) no retarded girls ( if u plunk my nipple hair for fun how? I only left a few strands)
5) sincere n discreet only. (Say coming but fly kite, or bring ur bros n ssi eat dinner together. Be warned, I only can afford 1 plate of chicken rice. U bring then u have to share with them.)

Wat say u?

P.s. Bros n sis don't zap me. Even thou I dunno how this pts system.. I suppose u need pts to continue posting.

P.p.s.s good if u are gd at chatting. Me is a little humorous type, hope u are too. (And big breasts type.) (or chio bu) (or big breasts chio bu)

Bro this is a very good hilarious post Ic had ever come across. I wish you all the best n hope to read more of your post. Got me laughing by the way after reading it. vgood work

[siam66]

So after 2 years im curious, did you manage to find any free play? ;)

:confused: ... Did you use a wrong nick to post ??? :p ... kekeke ... :D

[newyorker88]

Sounds like a clone trying to make everyone laugh here

[Bobby12BPopular]

So after 2 years im curious, did you manage to find any free play? ;)

Well, I got more sexciting encounters in real life than here sbf.. looks like too many yaodao korkor and rich 富二代s sharking this limited pool of cherries here..
btw, does anyone here Organise party for like minded, like Organising one night stay BBQing and playing games like 国王的游戏？

Sounds like a clone trying to make everyone laugh here
And no. I'm aint no clone. I Guess clone will Nvr be a yr late for his anniversary..

[cqueen]

Good morning Bobby12BPopular,

1. Thank you for bringing laughter to kickstart my brand new day on this bright beautiful Wednesday morning.

2. You SI BEH AI SAI.

[fion.18]

:confused: ... Did you use a wrong nick to post ??? :p ... kekeke ... :D

What other nick you think i have? Im not a clone la.. many senior korkor & jiejie have met me before ;)

Well, I got more sexciting encounters in real life than here sbf.. looks like too many yaodao korkor and rich 富二代s sharking this limited pool of cherries here..

Yeah, thats what i thought. So much easier to hunt in the real world.

Good luck!

[tsc2828]

Okay. I'm looking for any girl that want to bonk me.
About me, 30+ male, Bo Lui, skinny ugly sg man with 4". Sibei sad.
Looking for any girl that willing to meet. 1st meeting no bonking, petting only. Will bonk onli I somehow manage to charm u with my "charisma". Lol

What will happen:
We will meet dinner. Eat kopitiam (coz I Bo money de). But no worry. I treat. :D
Then go hotel happy happy.
If u find me too ugly n fear that ur body will rot if I touch u, u no need go hotel with me, just go find a car and ramp me if u want. But don't la, I treat u eat chicken rice then go home wash eyes, treat it as a nightmare, tml wake up a brand new day.

But if u okay with me. We go happy happy :p

My Expectation (ya, I got expectation de okay?)
1) 20 yo to 90yo (>20 seems too fresh.. And those <90yo abit difficult la, got to help u up to hotel room. I skinny no strength. But if u really interested, pls equip ur self with a wheelchair. So I can push u to room easily. Don't worry, all hotels are handicap friendly.)
2) no girls with dick (if ur dick bigger I inferior la) or 3 tits girls (nb, I only two hands)
3) no super horny girl. (This 1st meet up if to know each other more, no sex. If u rape me I call police!!)
4) no retarded girls ( if u plunk my nipple hair for fun how? I only left a few strands)
5) sincere n discreet only. (Say coming but fly kite, or bring ur bros n ssi eat dinner together. Be warned, I only can afford 1 plate of chicken rice. U bring then u have to share with them.)

Wat say u?

P.s. Bros n sis don't zap me. Even thou I dunno how this pts system.. I suppose u need pts to continue posting.

P.p.s.s good if u are gd at chatting. Me is a little humorous type, hope u are too. (And big breasts type.) (or chio bu) (or big breasts chio bu)

haha this is the best one

[xrage]

Hahaha... Thanks for this thread TS! This must be the funniest thread I have ever seen on SBF.

But in all seriousness, I give you the benefit of the doubt, that you are indeed serious, I salute you.

TS is honest enough to admit he is not good looking, willing to poke fun at himself and most importantly, going for what he wants - a free and consenting bonk. Many of us want that, but how many will openly do so?

Pls YS, really do come back and post when you do hook up with one of our sis here. Nevermind if it took more than 2 years. Results will prove the naysayers wrong.

bumping this thread for you.

Good luck bro!

[acidicavex]

What other nick you think i have? Im not a clone la.. many senior korkor & jiejie have met me before ;)




Ah that mean i not senior enough that why never met u :p:D

glad to see u back

[Olduser]

Okay. I'm looking for any girl that want to bonk me.
About me, 30+ male, Bo Lui, skinny ugly sg man with 4". Sibei sad.
Looking for any girl that willing to meet. 1st meeting no bonking, petting only. Will bonk onli I somehow manage to charm u with my "charisma". Lol

What will happen:
We will meet dinner. Eat kopitiam (coz I Bo money de). But no worry. I treat. :D
Then go hotel happy happy.
If u find me too ugly n fear that ur body will rot if I touch u, u no need go hotel with me, just go find a car and ramp me if u want. But don't la, I treat u eat chicken rice then go home wash eyes, treat it as a nightmare, tml wake up a brand new day.

But if u okay with me. We go happy happy :p

My Expectation (ya, I got expectation de okay?)
1) 20 yo to 90yo (>20 seems too fresh.. And those <90yo abit difficult la, got to help u up to hotel room. I skinny no strength. But if u really interested, pls equip ur self with a wheelchair. So I can push u to room easily. Don't worry, all hotels are handicap friendly.)
2) no girls with dick (if ur dick bigger I inferior la) or 3 tits girls (nb, I only two hands)
3) no super horny girl. (This 1st meet up if to know each other more, no sex. If u rape me I call police!!)
4) no retarded girls ( if u plunk my nipple hair for fun how? I only left a few strands)
5) sincere n discreet only. (Say coming but fly kite, or bring ur bros n ssi eat dinner together. Be warned, I only can afford 1 plate of chicken rice. U bring then u have to share with them.)

Wat say u?

P.s. Bros n sis don't zap me. Even thou I dunno how this pts system.. I suppose u need pts to continue posting.

P.p.s.s good if u are gd at chatting. Me is a little humorous type, hope u are too. (And big breasts type.) (or chio bu) (or big breasts chio bu)


The most hilarious thread I've ever read in Sammyboy :D

[live08]

Bump for this funhy thread

[Kurabawa]

LOL i cant believe this thread survived for so many years. Definately worth reading. Thumbs up.

Too bad i no power cannot upz u

[Sparta858]

Okay. I'm looking for any girl that want to bonk me.
About me, 30+ male, Bo Lui, skinny ugly sg man with 4". Sibei sad.
Looking for any girl that willing to meet. 1st meeting no bonking, petting only. Will bonk onli I somehow manage to charm u with my "charisma". Lol

So hw broz? Managed 2 charm any??? Any luck:D

[Sparta858]

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[fion.18]

Ah that mean i not senior enough that why never met u :p:D

glad to see u back

Acid!! Sorry i didnt see this earlier..

How have u been :)

[Bobby12BPopular]

LOL i cant believe this thread survived for so many years. Definately worth reading. Thumbs up.

Too bad i no power cannot upz u

I guess its still surviving well in this dead pool of juicer threads. need a few more bump thou.

AND its already 2018!! AND I STILL GOT NO PRV MSG??!! That chicken supposed to be in my chicken rice already grew old and now already a grand-cock to 3 little grand chicks.. it had a awfully romantic love story to that once pretty chicken beside him while waiting to be killed to be in my that plate of chicken rice.

He thought his days was numbered.. but he did accept the fate that if he had to lie motionless on that chicken rice, he is going to do it without any regrets, so that I can get my free bonk. He didn't want anything else, he Knew he was going to be in a plate at the end of the day. but he was not happy. He wanted to do something he never get to do before... to fall in love..

He didn't knew, that the chicken next to him, was someone who never wanna just to be a chicken in the plate, She wanted to be a chicken in the WORLD. A WORLD OF FREEDOM!!!

And what he didn't knew, IS the story ahead of him that changed his life.....

[lalalolo]

Bumpz come i add oil for you and your chicken Bobby

[Crayon321]

This is hilarious, bump for TS😂

[bbbome]

one of the best thread. amused.
if i am gal, i will definitely date ts. never ending fun.
A lively person who cherish life the most.
Solute!!!

[Bobby12BPopular]

I'm. Back.

[isleboy]

Another 6 years. That chicken probably dead by now. Any free bonk yet?

[Eclipse90]

TS just passed his 10 years anniversary for his hunt. BUMP! Hope you receive a PM soon. 🙏🙏

[asbt]

TS just passed his 10 years anniversary for his hunt. BUMP! Hope you receive a PM soon. 🙏🙏

How many 10 years do we have? :D

[Johnlost]

If u can gt Tammy Tay or dj Sakura to bonk me. Then I will pay ur free bonking of other FLs…