Short n Sweet

[Hokage]

Mom: If a boy touches your boobs, say “Don’t” and if he touches your pussy say “Stop”.

Girl: But mom, he touched both so I said “Don’t Stop”.

[Hokage]

Young girl: Do you believe in puppy love?
Boy: I tried it once, but their assholes are too small.

[fenwick]

Nice..............

[Hokage]

What is the difference between erotic and kinky?

Erotic is using a feather....kinky is using the whole chicken.