I got f***ed for clearing my own tray in hawker

[selflick]

I always clear my own trays in hawker centres because I am disgusted by how we are first-world country, but have third-world eating habits. Every time I sit down, I am confronted with prawn shells and chicken bones on tables and dirty utensils and unsightly liquid all over the table. I decided that I don't want the subsequent diners to feel what I feel, so I clear my own trays like people in Japan/Taiwan/Korea. Little did I know that I would get f***ed for doing this....

One day, I had lunch with a sweet looking and quite busty female friend at a hawker centre. After we had finished lunch and were about to leave the table, I took her tray and mine and returned them to the tray return shelf. She stood there looking flabbergasted. Seeing her surprised look, I said I do this all the time and explained to her my reasons. Beside the above reasons, I also added that I feel disgusted seeing babes nicely dolled up, wearing expensive watches and carrying branded bags, working in high-level positions, yet eat like an uncivilised person and leaving all the prawn shells and bones on the table. She looked a bit sheepish and said she would improve on her image. She added that she was very impressed with me and I was the first person ever to do the right thing.

The next evening, we went for a drink. She got a bit tipsy after two beer and whispered into my ear that she actually got a bit turned on by what I did the day before. Although it wasn't a 'musculine' act like changing tyre or lifting heavy stuff, it was a very manly act to her. I just brushed it off and told her I have been doing this for years in fact. She said "Really? Hmm, pls don't turn me on any more, can? You are very sexy.."

I sent her to her doorstep. She turned around and frenched me. To cut the long story short, we ended up in her room cos her parents were overseas. After I got f***ed by her, I asked her whether she liked me because of me, or because of what I had done at the hawker centre. She said she got turned on by my considerate and civilised behaviour and mindset. She added that if I can even think like that, I will make a good bf or husband. I was half thinking "Nb, maybe she was hoping I will clean up all the dishes if we ever ended up married..." I told her, "Wah, by taking 5 extra seconds to clear my tray and yours, I get to suck your generous b-cup boobs and perky light-brown nipples and get an erotic blowjob...not bad a deal!" She smiled and pushed her boobs into my face and forcefully demanded that I give her nipples a good sucking again.

So the story is, if you clear your own trays in hawker 100 times, you may get lucky 3 times. You never know when the gals whom you lunch with will get impressed by such little actions. It's a win-win-win habit; diners get happy with clean tables and faster turnover, cleaning uncles and aunties get happy with less work, and your southern bro may get happy from time to time.

[ShaneLenny]

I consider this a waste of Server space.

[sammyboyfor]

I consider this a waste of Server space.

I did a quick search of your posts. When it comes to wasting server space, you're no better.

Only your FRs are useful. :D

[NABOgao]

I thought TS was scolded at hawker centre for clearing own tray :D

[leo_ng77]

I always clear my own trays in hawker centres because I am disgusted by how we are first-world country, but have third-world eating habits. Every time I sit down, I am confronted with prawn shells and chicken bones on tables and dirty utensils and unsightly liquid all over the table. I decided that I don't want the subsequent diners to feel what I feel, so I clear my own trays like people in Japan/Taiwan/Korea. Little did I know that I would get f***ed for doing this....

One day, I had lunch with a sweet looking and quite busty female friend at a hawker centre. After we had finished lunch and were about to leave the table, I took her tray and mine and returned them to the tray return shelf. She stood there looking flabbergasted. Seeing her surprised look, I said I do this all the time and explained to her my reasons. Beside the above reasons, I also added that I feel disgusted seeing babes nicely dolled up, wearing expensive watches and carrying branded bags, working in high-level positions, yet eat like an uncivilised person and leaving all the prawn shells and bones on the table. She looked a bit sheepish and said she would improve on her image. She added that she was very impressed with me and I was the first person ever to do the right thing.

The next evening, we went for a drink. She got a bit tipsy after two beer and whispered into my ear that she actually got a bit turned on by what I did the day before. Although it wasn't a 'musculine' act like changing tyre or lifting heavy stuff, it was a very manly act to her. I just brushed it off and told her I have been doing this for years in fact. She said "Really? Hmm, pls don't turn me on any more, can? You are very sexy.."

I sent her to her doorstep. She turned around and frenched me. To cut the long story short, we ended up in her room cos her parents were overseas. After I got f***ed by her, I asked her whether she liked me because of me, or because of what I had done at the hawker centre. She said she got turned on by my considerate and civilised behaviour and mindset. She added that if I can even think like that, I will make a good bf or husband. I was half thinking "Nb, maybe she was hoping I will clean up all the dishes if we ever ended up married..." I told her, "Wah, by taking 5 extra seconds to clear my tray and yours, I get to suck your generous b-cup boobs and perky light-brown nipples and get an erotic blowjob...not bad a deal!" She smiled and pushed her boobs into my face and forcefully demanded that I give her nipples a good sucking again.

So the story is, if you clear your own trays in hawker 100 times, you may get lucky 3 times. You never know when the gals whom you lunch with will get impressed by such little actions. It's a win-win-win habit; diners get happy with clean tables and faster turnover, cleaning uncles and aunties get happy with less work, and your southern bro may get happy from time to time.

Wow bro!!! I cleared my own tray for so many years but not such luck.

Guess you must be also yandao...LOL

[selflick]

Wow bro!!! I cleared my own tray for so many years but not such luck.

Guess you must be also yandao...LOL
Bro, do u often lunch with girls? U have to. When you clear, also clear theirs. Make them feel guilty. Sometimes such guilt can turn into arousal and intrigue.

When u clear, also make your actions look purposeful. Treat it like u r demonstrating the correct procedures to a big audience, and not just quickly return the trays. Slow and purposeful.

Because u and I are the odd ones out, girls from other tables will also take notice. It's a numbers game; the more u do, the higher your chances of getting lucky.

Sometimes I wonder if girls from other tables get wet from seeing me do what most people don't.

[002nabe]

I was half thinking "Nb, maybe she was hoping I will clean up all the dishes if we ever ended up married..." I told her, "Wah, by taking 5 extra seconds to clear my tray and yours, I get to suck your generous b-cup boobs and perky light-brown nipples and get an erotic blowjob...not bad a deal!"

This is funny hahahaha ... you really think too much and think too fast.
Anyway, good for ya. I gotta start clearing any chiobus tray from now. ;)

[ah rat]

Ts,any pixs of her neh neh to share :D

[selflick]

This is funny hahahaha ... you really think too much and think too fast.
Anyway, good for ya. I gotta start clearing any chiobus tray from now. ;)
Don't just clear chiobus trays. Clear guys' and non-chiobus' trays too because u never know where chiobus may lurk. Remember chiobus get wet not because of what good u do to them, it's what good they see u do to others.

Enjoy your new found habit.

[devilust]

no wonder never get laid, every time I ask the girl to clear for me.

[BMW69]

I thought the cleaning aunty gave you a fuck because you help her to clear trays.

[selflick]

no wonder never get laid, every time I ask the girl to clear for me.
Then u just reverse the roles and whispered into her ears that u r turned on by her act and that she is very sexy, followed by frenching her and inviting her to your room. Then shove your groin into her face and demand that she gives your bro a good suck.

[nilmar123]

Singapore kindness movement can use this story in their advertising campaigns next tine

[Yardstick]

Damn... I have been clearing up after my meals when dining at hawker centres, fast food restaurants and food courts for years. BUT, why no women come tell me i am manly??!?!? or taken them on?!?!?!

[selflick]

Damn... I have been clearing up after my meals when dining at hawker centres, fast food restaurants and food courts for years. BUT, why no women come tell me i am manly??!?!? or taken them on?!?!?!
Pls refer to my earlier advice.

It's a low success game. Even if you don't get lucky, I salute u for being so civilized and considerate. Maybe girls from other tables secretly got inpressed by u but u can't expect them to pick u up at hawker centres and for such a reason right?!

[IwantbustyKim]

Pls refer to my earlier advice.

It's a low success game. Even if you don't get lucky, I salute u for being so civilized and considerate. Maybe girls from other tables secretly got inpressed by u but u can't expect them to pick u up at hawker centres and for such a reason right?!

Nice sharing.... who says nice guys finish last....

[selflick]

Hi bros. Lunch time liao. Ready for your civilized act?

Not sure if your aim is to get lucky with a gal or to contribute to a better eating experience but just do it!

[selflick]

Just came across this article.
http://www.theonlinecitizen.com/2015/06/video-of-elderly-cleaner-at-food-court-raises-questions-again/
Poor aunties and uncles. There r some people who argue that these cleaners will be out of job if we all were to clean up after ourselves. My argument is this: If one day legislation were to allow people to poo legally on the roads, cleaning companies will be set up to clean poo. There will still be uncles and aunties who are willing to do this menial task for a wage. Therefore, the argument that civilized diners are taking away cleaning jobs is invalid. Why this phenomenon happens is more of a structural issue but I shall not address it here since this is not an economic forum. Anyway, do your part for them. If we can adopt the japan model in which people send their trays to a few main cleaning stations, which are automated and manned by one person each, thereby reducing the need for cleaning uncles and aunties and reallocating them to less menial tasks, it will be great for society.

Just had lunch at hawker. Saw a group of armpit-shaven sexy OLs leaving behind an impressive array of dirty plates, tissue papers, unidentified food stuff on their table. From 80 points become 0 (but of cos if they were to strip, it's back to 90 points).

Since it's mostly guys who read this forum, I assume it will be predominantly guys who will initiate tray clearing acts, thereby making Sporean men look more civilized than ladies. You guys have a head start! But I wonder why I am doing this when I want to differentiate myself from other guys. Hmm, on second thoughts, please don't clear trays!

[002nabe]

Don't just clear chiobus trays. Clear guys' and non-chiobus' trays too because u never know where chiobus may lurk. Remember chiobus get wet not because of what good u do to them, it's what good they see u do to others.

Enjoy your new found habit.

Cannot lah, I don't want any guys to aim me when I drop the soap:o

[laser434]

wah, i wanted to come in, find out what the fuck is going on and defend TS for his considerate actions....

after reading, i question why no babes praise me for clearing my trays :( hahahahaha

[(.)(.) lover]

B cup consider busty meh, to me is airport

[KonKam]

Cannot lah, I don't want any guys to aim me when I drop the soap:o

uppped you bak liao
+10

[selflick]

wah, i wanted to come in, find out what the fuck is going on and defend TS for his considerate actions....

after reading, i question why no babes praise me for clearing my trays :( hahahahaha
Bro, u want praise, don't just clear yours, clear theirs as well. Make your actions slow and purposeful. The one who appreciates and praises u, is for keeps!

I had lunch with a few gals, and when I cleared their trays, the babes in the group just took it for granted and made no comments. No feeling at all. However, the average looking gal in the group was noticeably impressed and praised me. This phenomenon happened a few times.

[BlueFinTuna]

I always clear my own trays in hawker centres because I am disgusted by how we are first-world country, but have third-world eating habits. Every time I sit down....


Is this a repeatable event? To me this is a fluke shot. A once in a blue moon thing. The stats are clear: you have more chances of being struck by lightings than being fucked again.

[Ttrforever]

Cannot lah, I don't want any guys to aim me when I drop the soap:o

Upped you back too bro.

+6

[BlueFinTuna]

Upped you back too bro.

+6

Why u never up me back also ?

[Joe Fox]

Cannot lah, I don't want any guys to aim me when I drop the soap:o

Nice.... upz my humble 8

[BK4ever]

Cannot lah, I don't want any guys to aim me when I drop the soap:o

Up you back.

[PPGirl]

I thot is a non related sex topic.. "fuxxed" i thot is get scolded.
End up ts get lucky lolz
Sometimes I clear my own tray n im a sis ;)

[selflick]

I thot is a non related sex topic.. "fuxxed" i thot is get scolded.
End up ts get lucky lolz
Sometimes I clear my own tray n im a sis ;)
So Sis, pls tell us, would u get wet from seeing a guy clear his tray? If not wet, at least impressed a bit?

Actually u can tell a person's upbringing from little things like this.

Some friends actually wanted to do it but they were afraid of going against the norm and being chided by fellow meal mates or being stared at by surrounding people. I asked them why be afraid of doing the right thing! People stare cos they are guilty and embarrassed!

[PPGirl]

So Sis, pls tell us, would u get wet from seeing a guy clear his tray? If not wet, at least impressed a bit?

Actually u can tell a person's upbringing from little things like this.

Some friends actually wanted to do it but they were afraid of going against the norm and being chided by fellow meal mates or being stared at by surrounding people. I asked them why be afraid of doing the right thing! People stare cos they are guilty and embarrassed!

Wont get wet la. Just that most angmohs clear their own trays at fast food restaurants.
Nowadays u can see more hawkers or kopitiams have tray return collection points but not many willing to walk a few steps to bring their trays/utensils to there.

[selflick]

Wont get wet la. Just that most angmohs clear their own trays at fast food restaurants.
Nowadays u can see more hawkers or kopitiams have tray return collection points but not many willing to walk a few steps to bring their trays/utensils to there.
I have never seen any gal clear own tray. Why is it so?

Which hawker do u hang out at? I wanna see u clear. Maybe I will get turned on by you and we will have happy ending.

[PPGirl]

I have never seen any gal clear own tray. Why is it so?

Which hawker do u hang out at? I wanna see u clear. Maybe I will get turned on by you and we will have happy ending.
I think gers are afraid that the gravy stain their clothes when bring d trays over.
Lolz how abt u clear d tray infront of my bf? Then he give u "happy" ending :D
My bf is in this forum as well ;)

[selflick]

I think gers are afraid that the gravy stain their clothes when bring d trays over.
Lolz how abt u clear d tray infront of my bf? Then he give u "happy" ending :D
My bf is in this forum as well ;)
Then why girls can bring tray from stall to table?

[PPGirl]

Then why girls can bring tray from stall to table?

Bobian lo hahaha
Unless got bf/hubby/male colleagues/stall owners help to bring d trays to their tables.
Most would think the clearing trays part is d cleaner job so dun bother.

[Johnbass]

I come in kaypo...
Clear tray thread also can have 3 pages?

Tiagong I can start new thread...
'I got f***ed for doing housework at home'
:D

[JiByeDog]

I come in kaypo...
Clear tray thread also can have 3 pages?

Tiagong I can start new thread...
'I got f***ed for doing housework at home'
:D

Tiagong you'll get fucked for keeping quiet too
:D

[PPGirl]

I come in kaypo...
Clear tray thread also can have 3 pages?

Tiagong I can start new thread...
'I got f***ed for doing housework at home'
:D
JB i miss u leh :p have a new pastor in orgy sub forum to replace u
faster start thread lo. :D

[Johnbass]

JB i miss u leh :p have a new pastor in orgy sub forum to replace u
faster start thread lo. :D

Miss u too leh!

FARKING serious...
The saga over there still not over ah?
Like that I also need to ask my zappers to apologize to me liao lor...
:D

[JiByeDog]

JB i miss u leh :p have a new pastor in orgy sub forum to replace u
faster start thread lo. :D

That one must be a Mother of God of JiBye
:D

[PPGirl]

Miss u too leh!

FARKING serious...
The saga over there still not over ah?
Like that I also need to ask my zappers to apologize to me liao lor...
:D
Haha internet become so serious nowadays :p

[bigmannow]

I need to clear my own tray liao...

[pleasurehobby]

I always clear my own trays in hawker centres because I am disgusted by how we are first-world country, but have third-world eating habits. Every time I sit down, I am confronted with prawn shells and chicken bones on tables and dirty utensils and unsightly liquid all over the table. I decided that I don't want the subsequent diners to feel what I feel, so I clear my own trays like people in Japan/Taiwan/Korea. Little did I know that I would get f***ed for doing this....

One day, I had lunch with a sweet looking and quite busty female friend at a hawker centre. After we had finished lunch and were about to leave the table, I took her tray and mine and returned them to the tray return shelf. She stood there looking flabbergasted. Seeing her surprised look, I said I do this all the time and explained to her my reasons. Beside the above reasons, I also added that I feel disgusted seeing babes nicely dolled up, wearing expensive watches and carrying branded bags, working in high-level positions, yet eat like an uncivilised person and leaving all the prawn shells and bones on the table. She looked a bit sheepish and said she would improve on her image. She added that she was very impressed with me and I was the first person ever to do the right thing.

The next evening, we went for a drink. She got a bit tipsy after two beer and whispered into my ear that she actually got a bit turned on by what I did the day before. Although it wasn't a 'musculine' act like changing tyre or lifting heavy stuff, it was a very manly act to her. I just brushed it off and told her I have been doing this for years in fact. She said "Really? Hmm, pls don't turn me on any more, can? You are very sexy.."

I sent her to her doorstep. She turned around and frenched me. To cut the long story short, we ended up in her room cos her parents were overseas. After I got f***ed by her, I asked her whether she liked me because of me, or because of what I had done at the hawker centre. She said she got turned on by my considerate and civilised behaviour and mindset. She added that if I can even think like that, I will make a good bf or husband. I was half thinking "Nb, maybe she was hoping I will clean up all the dishes if we ever ended up married..." I told her, "Wah, by taking 5 extra seconds to clear my tray and yours, I get to suck your generous b-cup boobs and perky light-brown nipples and get an erotic blowjob...not bad a deal!" She smiled and pushed her boobs into my face and forcefully demanded that I give her nipples a good sucking again.

So the story is, if you clear your own trays in hawker 100 times, you may get lucky 3 times. You never know when the gals whom you lunch with will get impressed by such little actions. It's a win-win-win habit; diners get happy with clean tables and faster turnover, cleaning uncles and aunties get happy with less work, and your southern bro may get happy from time to time.

I like this attitude.

We need more positive thinking like this.

[selflick]

I like this attitude.

We need more positive thinking like this.
Thanks. This is rightfully what we should do. I think it's not that we are lazy; it's that we are afraid of not conforming with the masses. I am sure there are some who want to do it but are afraid of being the odd one out.

Anyway, I just impressed another gal. To be fair, I had already gotten into her good books in other ways but the clearing tray part was the final killer act. The whole story repeats itself...explained to her why I do this and her subsequent reactions. Now waiting to see if I get rewarded. The cleaning aunty thanked me, and now I am waiting for my gal to 'thank' me.

[bigmannow]

not only my own tray but also the girls' tray ..

[teokaopeow]

??:confused:

[JiBye]

You mentioned that!

That one must be a Mother of God of JiBye
:D

[powerpuffboi]

If ever there needs to be an awareness or advertising campaign to convince people to clear their own trays, I doubt the best creative teams from advertising firms can beat your level of convincing-ness :D

[FartiPartner]

I come in kaypo...
Clear tray thread also can have 3 pages?

Tiagong I can start new thread...
'I got f***ed for doing housework at home'
:D

Your thread should be : I got f***ed ..period.