What do you learn from watching porn?

[ansonsohna]

Yes, I learn a lot from porn that is applicable to real life:

1) That if I use my lady's g-string to floss her labia, its consider foreplay .. and she will be literally begging me to screw her and make her 'itai' afterward.

2) That if I marry an a-no-nei (Jap lady), I better work from home. Least I be cuckold by my own dad!

[ansonsohna]

I learn that mother's and mum-in-laws can be so considerate and caring ... they ensure that their daughters and in-laws would have a certain degree of sexual competency ... if not being a complete slut!

[ansonsohna]

okay I think I shall number my lessons.

Here goes:

#4: In Singapore, our taxi have cameras facing the front, in porn the cameras face the passenger and can be detached for home made porn.

[ansonsohna]

#5 That a guy's ball juice is a multi purpose liquid:

Protein shake, lubricant and SK2 (facial) ... and taste magnificent!

[ansonsohna]

#6 that if you work as a delivery boy, you will stumble into a lesbian session mid-way and get invited to make it a threesome instead ....

fuck! this makes me want to give my CB boss the finger ... and become delivery man instead

[ansonsohna]

#7 Babysitters and teachers are the most promiscuous professions ever ...

[ansonsohna]

#8 that sex education in Japan also has practical lessons and not only theory

[ansonsohna]

#9 that slippers (nor barefoot) are not worn at the bedroom. Instead its stilettos .... and that licking stilettos taste better than ice cream potong!

[ZeDiktator]

What do you learn from watching porn?

That I have a small one

LOL

Joseph T.

[DeannaTroi]

I learn that women do porn too.

[LtData]

I love porn n I only knew how to lick from porn. And those impossible positions.

[ansonsohna]

What do you learn from watching porn?

That I have a small one

LOL

Joseph T.

High Five Bro Joe ... me too!!!

Bladdy wife with suan me that she can use mine as toothpick!

[ansonsohna]

#10 Does not matter how old you are, or that the number of candles in your birthday cake sets off the sprinkler .. as long as you are in pig tails, you are considered a "teen"!

[ansonsohna]

#11 that China mei mei now mostly shave off their arm pit hair!!!!

[passiontea]

I learnt in porn that it is all fake and real experience is by doing the deed.

[standson]

LOL! nice one ts!! :cool:
keep goinggg!

[BeverlyCrusher]

I like those hang in the air type.

[BMW69]

#13 Schoolgirls go to school in stilettos.

[LionMessi]

#14 Schoolgirls all have damn big boobies

[TashaYar]

I learn how to give n recieve... And pretend to moan and make surround sounds. Meow!

[JiByeSlut]

#14 Schoolgirls all have damn big boobies

hahaha very true :)

[ansonsohna]

I learnt in porn that it is all fake and real experience is by doing the deed.

dam it, I know that WWE is fake but the orgasmic moans of porn star when a smelly repugnant old dude nuts on her face is fake too????? :eek:

LOL! nice one ts!! :cool:
keep goinggg!

Yes .. porn keeps us cuming ... so we go for more.

#13 Schoolgirls go to school in stilettos.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ... School of Whore?

#14 Schoolgirls all have damn big boobies

... and that detention class almost always involve group shagging!

[Spectacle69]

Very good observations :D

[ansonsohna]

#15 that the gynaecological "kiap kiap" thing that is used to spread the cunt and torch shined inside to see the walls of vagina is apparently a sex toy!

[sadfa]

.... that you're watching too much porn

[ansonsohna]

#16 that spit is more effective as a lubricant than KY jelly!

[ansonsohna]

#16 that spit is more effective as a lubricant than KY jelly!

This one me got real life anecdote .. my ex Fuck Buddy don't mind me coming on her face ... but one day, I press, korek, rub did not arouse her, so I do like what porn teach me to do .. I "ptui!" at her chee bye!!

But me wowo king .. some spit miss the lobang and ended up in her face! The bitch kee siao leow .. cuss me and close her legs tight tight and ended the intimacy session right there and then.

I was like: "cui nua (saliva) more terok than male jism meh?"

[JiByeHen]

This one me got real life anecdote .. my ex Fuck Buddy don't mind me coming on her face ... but one day, I press, korek, rub did not arouse her, so I do like what porn teach me to do .. I "ptui!" at her chee bye!!

But me wowo king .. some spit miss the lobang and ended up in her face! The bitch kee siao leow .. cuss me and close her legs tight tight and ended the intimacy session right there and then.

I was like: "cui nua (saliva) more terok than male jism meh?"

You can post this in the SibueyJialat thread :D

[stellaz]

#17 If a girl gets molested on a bus. At the end she will be on floor orgasming..

[ansonsohna]

#18 .. that peeping toms and voyeurs when caught will not only not be reported to the police, but instead invited to join in the action!

[ansonsohna]

#19 ... that the chee bye no matter how much pounding, abuse and gang bang it gets, will always be considered "tight" ... even if lorry can go in, make three point turn and come out!

[ansonsohna]

You can post this in the SibueyJialat thread :D

ha ha ha ha ... if I post all my jialat moments, sure to become top contributor!!

#17 If a girl gets molested on a bus. At the end she will be on floor orgasming..

Got commuter spirit .. once girl kena seduce and on high, other commuters also get to join in the reverie .... and down here, even priority seats also got people "cheng", rush and grab!

[ansonsohna]

#20 .. that PE and gym sessions will include fucking as part of the exercise and training regime!

[JamesBulger]

I learnt time management :D

[HornyKingKong]

French porn best. Beautiful ladies in lingeries, crotchless panties and stockings. Got foreplay, romance and seduction. Very seductive and sensational. Sure made you Horny.

[Moderator88]

This is a much better forum than the wetnam one! :)

[newyorker88]

I learnt in porn that it is all fake and real experience is by doing the deed.

Hahahaha, good answer. What shown in porn is fake. And not all woman n men have same endownment, such as big tits, or big dicks. Neither do they fuck continuously non stop for an hour. All are cut n paste.

lastly, if you go to a pros and they moan like a porn star, u know they are faking too.:p

[DoctorGood]

#19 ... that the chee bye no matter how much pounding, abuse and gang bang it gets, will always be considered "tight" ... even if lorry can go in, make three point turn and come out!

Very good point.

[BMW69]

#22 you can randomly pick girls up on the street and fuck them in front of a camera crew without having to pay them.

[makeITbark]

#22 you can randomly pick girls up on the street and fuck them in front of a camera crew without having to pay them.

hahaha good one :D

[fieryguy80]

#23 when having sex outdoor, you need no worry about other people peeping on you. The whole place belongs to you and girl only.

[fieryguy80]

#24 All service related jobs come with free sex services

[Wooded]

#24 All service related jobs come with free sex services

Oh how i hope this is true :o

[oldslywolf]

25 I learnt 1 new Japanese word " Kimochi " :p

[fieryguy80]

#26 Your female neighbour(s) like to come to you for sex. They will start by offer free meals, free house keeping to enter your house..
Sometimes even mother & daughter combo...

[fieryguy80]

#27 When a girl is forced to have sex, she only resist for a second, then the guy can have his way..to the extend she beg for more...

[MacDD]

#28 never buy expensive sexy lingerie for ur fb . Will end up tearing it in the heat of the moment as a sex animal.

#29 Fuck the living shit out of any woman. For own satisfaction.

[LoveBoobies]

I learnt how to pcc after i first started to watch porn. As i grew older, i learnt how to get my exs to bj or make love after we watch together.

[newswing]

Makes me want more and more..
Try new things... Like anal sex.

Satisfy our lust..

Get addicted...to porn.. Sometimes animal porn is a real turn on when a girl is having sex with an animal..

Nothing is out of bounds..like family or friends. Cause the Devil says it's nothing wrong. Miley Cyrus anyone?

If ur are a heterosexual and when the desire is too much to bear, u might want to suck Lucifer's Dick

A slave to sex...

[Wooded]

#29 Fuck the living shit out of any woman. For own satisfaction.

Very well said for this bro :D

[beefnoodle]

#27 When a girl is forced to have sex, she only resist for a second, then the guy can have his way..to the extend she beg for more...

Haha true :D

[ansonsohna]

#31 that a model's best photo shoot location is a hotel room :D

[ansonsohna]

#32 ... that is a hospital setting, its the male patient who injects the nurse with his cock rather than vice versa

[ansonsohna]

#33 ... that when you walk in accidentally when the girl is masturbating, its ho sei leow ... you will be invited to participate in hot raunchy sex!

[BMW69]

#31 that a model's best photo shoot location is a hotel room :D

This is true.


#33 ... that when you walk in accidentally when the girl is masturbating, its ho sei leow ... you will be invited to participate in hot raunchy sex!

And this is definitely true. If she's horny enough to masturbate with the door partially open, she's horny enough to fuck anything.

[sun814]

Learn that having a small dick can also become porno actor

[Wooded]

#33 ... that when you walk in accidentally when the girl is masturbating, its ho sei leow ... you will be invited to participate in hot raunchy sex!

lol how i wish for this everyday :o

[MyCousinVinny]

#31 that a model's best photo shoot location is a hotel room :D

Very true :p

[SilentReader888]

I am a silent reader but found topic very interesting.:D

[ansonsohna]

25 I learnt 1 new Japanese word " Kimochi " :p

hi bro oldslywolf, what is "kimochi"??? ... the Japanese word I learn it "I-Tai" (which means "painful", I think) ha ha ha ha ha :D

[ansonsohna]

Learn that having a small dick can also become porno actor

#34 .. and no matter how small the dick is in Japanese porn, the ladies scream as if the worm is an anaconda!!

I am a silent reader but found topic very interesting.

#35 ..... and in Japanese porn, the ladies cow pei cow bu as if in pain, whereas in Ang Mo porn, they scream with delight!!

[ansonsohna]

# 36 .. and that maid's uniform is NOT big faded T-shirts like we see here, instead its a frilly and short black number with white frills (with a feather duster as an optional fashion accessory)

# 37.... and that the maid does not go "good mourning sur, good mourning mum", instead she will just quietly go about her house task in her short short maid's uniform while wriggling her butt!!!

[ansonsohna]

# 38 ... that some women only work with one co-star, who is probably her boyfriend or pimp


#39 ..... I learn from Japanese porn that one vibrator is not enough, instead its the more the merrier .... and all these vibrators should be applied to all over the Chee Bye region and not only the clitoris!

[LivinKevin]

What I learn in porn is that you cum first before the pornstars, never gets old. Tried keeping cum after them but too impossible.

[LifeIsBetter]

What I learn in porn is that you cum first before the pornstars, never gets old

Well said bro

[LivinKevin]

Well said bro

Like the porn industry always say and quote " In porn Customers always cums first"

[orgasmicmike]

What I learn from porn is that Japanese porn has the weirdest shit possible. Example bukkake in the streets of tokyo where there are thousands of people crossing the street including elders and children. They are so fucked up. :D

[orgasmicmike]

That no matter the size of the peniz, the pussy can take it, Some pussy take 2 arge penises at the same time, plus 1 in the anus. Plus 1 in mouth . Can it get more weirder?

[TigerGeneral]

# 40 I learnt that if you touch the girl at the right spot she will be horny.

# 41 I learnt that there other interesting places you can make love to her other than the bed.

[62353535]

Very observant everyone :D

[ansonsohna]

#42 That Japanese porn starlets increasingly now has fake tits ... but got to say that the plastic surgeon is way better than ang mo ones

[ansonsohna]

#43 That some porn starts work exclusively with their significant others. For example Emily Grey. One or two scenes okay .. but all scenes same couple is boring ...

At least Japanese porn does not have such things .... it's more democratic!

[someguy]

Lol...if go hot springs in japan, dunno whether to look forward to the action going to take place there or worry about the actions that have already taken place there...with all the screwing going on, dunno how clean the water is...

[slayerstrikebac]

This thread is indeed an eye opener . :D

[ansonsohna]

Lol...if go hot springs in japan, dunno whether to look forward to the action going to take place there or worry about the actions that have already taken place there...with all the screwing going on, dunno how clean the water is...

hmmm ... maybe I should tell my wife that SK2 uses the water taken from such a cum filled spa!

Who knows? Maybe she will let me cum on face ..... :D

[ansonsohna]

This thread is indeed an eye opener . :D

If only this can also be a leg opener! :)

[ansonsohna]

#45 American women likes silicon breast ... whereas the East European girls less so!

[ansonsohna]

#46 That there are so many different types of lan cheow, one bengkok left, one bengkok right. Some curve downwards while others upwards .. there's also one star who prick is vitiligo (white pigmentation) ... I also learn that why the hell am I looking at men's dick to even make this observation.

[ansonsohna]

#47 That man juice never really run dry or can be emptied. Peter North (Mr. Copious cum) every time he ejaculates can fill up one 1.5 l of mineral water bottle .. and he has been doing it since the eighties!!

[ansonsohna]

#48 that in incest themed porn, ang mo will take pains to "explain" that the two fuckers are STEP brothers and sister or STEP dad ... ah no neh porn simply bo chap about this!

[FiakPartner]

#47 That man juice never really run dry or can be emptied. Peter North (Mr. Copious cum) every time he ejaculates can fill up one 1.5 l of mineral water bottle .. and he has been doing it since the eighties!!

hahhaa good one :D