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chadlee
04-02-2007, 06:33 PM
Hi there,
Newbies here. I always have this fascination with air stewardess (MAS or airasia). Any of you know where to find one? Also i'm a sucker for pantyhose/ stockings. Appreciate if anyone can direct me to any ladies. Btw, I'm from KL.
Thanks.
KLKOOL
05-02-2007, 09:46 AM
Hi there,
Newbies here. I always have this fascination with air stewardess (MAS or airasia). Any of you know where to find one? Also i'm a sucker for pantyhose/ stockings. Appreciate if anyone can direct me to any ladies. Btw, I'm from KL.
Thanks.
Why not try flying MAS :rolleyes: ???
ProfessorOokami
05-02-2007, 09:56 AM
Why not try flying MAS :rolleyes: ???
MAS stewardesses will say: "Coffee, Tea or Me?" and AirAsia stewardesses will say: " Now everyone can TRY!" and Air New Zealand captain will always announce: We are landing shortly...please return your seat and the stewardess to their original upright positions!" (One ANZ stewardess had sex with a passenger during a flight from Austarlia to NZ) :p
jjmyarea
05-02-2007, 10:05 AM
Or u can hang around any airport of your choice. And guess what there even have a convenient schedule as to the timing of the arrival and departure of the stewardess involved.:D
And dun just let your fascination be limited to just MAS/Airasia. Go Global!:D
TD0620G
05-02-2007, 06:53 PM
Direct u to the ladies.. sure.. 1st turn left, then turn right, then go straight, then enter the tunnel, then explore, then reverse, then go forward, then reverse again, then go forward, then reverse, then change direction, then turn left, u-turn, go forward, reverse ... and you should be done by then.
Cheri_Popper
05-02-2007, 07:02 PM
Hi there,
Newbies here. I always have this fascination with air stewardess (MAS or airasia).
Simple! Get a FL/WL and get her to dress as a stewardess of your favourite airline. ;)
LSB_Fan
05-02-2007, 09:25 PM
Simple! Get a FL/WL and get her to dress as a stewardess of your favourite airline. ;)
LoL... u also here arr ... hehehehe... this one not SG leh... no cosplay... :p
shiok1968
06-02-2007, 07:26 AM
Simple! Get a FL/WL and get her to dress as a stewardess of your favourite airline. ;)You forgot about the pantyhose/stockings.:rolleyes:
jjmyarea
06-02-2007, 09:20 AM
You forgot about the pantyhose/stockings.:rolleyes:
If I dress in lacy corset with garter and pantyhose (after shaving me leg) and then wear a stewardess uniform. Can anyone introduce me to him huh? Dun know he accept or not?:D
Gorken
06-02-2007, 09:38 AM
If I dress in lacy corset with garter and pantyhose (after shaving me leg) and then wear a stewardess uniform. Can anyone introduce me to him huh? Dun know he accept or not?:D
So geli meh? Make sure u do brazilian wax too huh. I scared he lost in your "jungle".
jjmyarea
06-02-2007, 09:57 AM
So geli meh? Make sure u do brazilian wax too huh. I scared he lost in your "jungle".
It's all about fethish mah, so nothing to geli... mayb he like leh...
Dun worry bro, my "amazon jungle" got no river one, so no chance got piranha fish... so don't bite one. As for get lost ??? Bring compass!
Or shaver lor, if he like he can shave me!:D
shiok1968
06-02-2007, 10:00 AM
If I dress in lacy corset with garter and pantyhose (after shaving me leg) and then wear a stewardess uniform. Can anyone introduce me to him huh? Dun know he accept or not?:eek: You never know he might just PM you for your contact.
Btw you did not mention which "Cup" are you??:rolleyes:
jjmyarea
06-02-2007, 10:07 AM
Jokes n fun aside.......
I'm sorry Bro chadlee. Samster is all about fun and joy so a little leg pulling here and there, hope u dun mind. But bro, next time when u post pls be more specific and dun ask general question. Or we reply general answer. Also dun ask it by starting a new thread. pls go to thread abt newbie or abt general stuff.
BTW this is abt commercial sex lor. Stewardess that FL hard to find one. Stewardess can earn enuff liao beside they can also seduce pilot who also has lots of ching-ching. Unless u very lucky. I think some threads regarding S'pore FLs and stewardess exist in The singapore section.
But u in KL hor, NVM u can long last fly with MAS and go see SIA. Sweet bor?:D
shiok1968
06-02-2007, 10:10 AM
I'm sorry Bro chadlee. Samster is all about fun and joy so a little leg pulling here and there, hope u dun mind. But bro, next time when u post pls be more specific and dun ask general question. Or we reply general answer. Also dun ask it by starting a new thread. pls go to thread abt newbie or abt general stuff.Nice reply bro. Stand by cos 4 points on the way for you.:D
jjmyarea
06-02-2007, 10:15 AM
:eek: You never know he might just PM you for your contact.
Btw you did not mention which "Cup" are you??
Man, this is bad.... if the jokes continue.... but I just can't tahan to dig...
This is all abt aviation.....
So my cup size.. u should know bro shiok1968:
"airport"...... flat o very flat....:D
Dickinchic
06-02-2007, 01:12 PM
you guys are bad people, no good people. people have genuine affection for stewardess and you bad people make fun of him! this is not the correct way to treat newbies ok....
btw bro chadlee, if you happen to have any contact of stewardess can PM me ah? i prefer air-asia one becoz maybe cheaper a bit!! on lah...
ProfessorOokami
06-02-2007, 01:44 PM
Jokes n fun aside.......
.... fly with MAS and go see SIA. Sweet bor?:D
By "SIA" do you mean "Sexual Intercourse Available"???:rolleyes:
jjmyarea
06-02-2007, 01:44 PM
you guys are bad people, no good people. people have genuine affection for stewardess and you bad people make fun of him! this is not the correct way to treat newbies ok....
Aiyoh.... i also got my fethish mah.. i also like pantyhose, lingerie stuff leh, i also OL fethish. So i din slack him for that. But i dun ask general question like..
where do i find OL huh? Answer: Office lor. My office!:D
anyway, bro why dun u pm me, i wear costume, cosplay.. definitely cheaper than airasia! WANNA try me?;)
shiok1968
06-02-2007, 02:10 PM
you guys are bad people, no good people. people have genuine affection for stewardess and you bad people make fun of him! this is not the correct way to treat newbies ok....So how would you like us to treat newbies?? maybe you can let us know and we will try our best to accomodate you.:rolleyes:
Dickinchic
06-02-2007, 03:10 PM
bro JJ...you can wear whatever costume, MAS, SIA, Air-Asia, with stocking, pantyhose or g-string, but there is one thing you can never have underneath those costume, which happen to be a pussy, so i am not interested! LOL
bro SSH....you should treat newbies with tender loving care, proceed slowly, softly and gently, a lot of foreplay and sweet-talk is required, just like how you treat a virgin!! aiyah....old bird like yourself also need preaching meh? you should know better than me!!
KLKOOL
06-02-2007, 03:11 PM
So how would you like us to treat newbies?? maybe you can let us know and we will try our best to accomodate you.:rolleyes:
Yeah... some people just can't take a joke... if you ask stupid question, i give stupid answer... if you dun like then dun ask stupid question lorr ;)
Dickinchic
06-02-2007, 03:20 PM
you guys are bad people, no good people. people have genuine affection for stewardess and you bad people make fun of him! this is not the correct way to treat newbies ok....
btw bro chadlee, if you happen to have any contact of stewardess can PM me ah? i prefer air-asia one becoz maybe cheaper a bit!! on lah...
am i losing my sense of humour or you guys do not know how to appreciate my joke?? i am with you guys OK.....of coz i know our bro here are posting stupid questions....
jjmyarea
07-02-2007, 08:44 AM
am i losing my sense of humour or you guys do not know how to appreciate my joke?? i am with you guys OK.....of coz i know our bro here are posting stupid questions....
Bro dickinchic, i know u also get a dig of that poor guy with remarks.....
[B]i prefer air-asia [/COLOR]one becoz maybe cheaper a bit!! on lah...]
I am just answering your question y we treat him that a little tad "difference" to "emphasize" to him the whole point. This we call " yi chang yi he" mah. (one sing one follow)
So bro, dun worry u did not lose your humour lor but we may lose this chap from the forum woh... if he cannot "raise up to the ocassion":D
jjmyarea
07-02-2007, 08:51 AM
bro JJ...you can wear whatever costume but there is one thing you can never have underneath those costume, which happen to be a pussy, so i am not interested!
My "hiam" so much lar. Ok, ok, i throw in real deal.... i rugi a bit I go buy vibrating pussy which me tie to my hip. And i throw in some lub to lub that pussy.:D
Like that can huh? U drive a hard bargain leh.:D
stephan
07-02-2007, 09:46 AM
Hi there,
Newbies here. I always have this fascination with air stewardess (MAS or airasia). Any of you know where to find one? Also i'm a sucker for pantyhose/ stockings. Appreciate if anyone can direct me to any ladies. Btw, I'm from KL.
Thanks.
Only one problem! U got money?????? :cool:
JediMaster
07-02-2007, 01:09 PM
Bro,
You wanted a real stewardess or just anyone with the outfit?
If the first one, try picking up them lah. There are quite a bit of them at crew room as the owner of the pub is a steward. If you are very rich, pay for it lah.
If the other, search the forum and you should be able to find joint with costume. Request for it and see whether the boss will do it or not. I remember last time there are PRC with SIA outfit.
leftfooted
07-02-2007, 01:11 PM
he got anaconda...............
shiok1968
08-02-2007, 10:29 AM
bro SSH....you should treat newbies with tender loving care, proceed slowly, softly and gently, a lot of foreplay and sweet-talk is required, just like how you treat a virgin!! aiyah....old bird like yourself also need preaching meh? you should know better than me!!Aiyoh... long time never treat VIRGIN already. You know of any that needs my treatment.:rolleyes:
Gorken
08-02-2007, 04:30 PM
Aiyoh... long time never treat VIRGIN already. You know of any that needs my treatment.:rolleyes:
A lot around your office, i want to treat them too but scare "rottan"
serembanmen
08-02-2007, 04:44 PM
Hi there,
Newbies here. I always have this fascination with air stewardess (MAS or airasia). Any of you know where to find one? Also i'm a sucker for pantyhose/ stockings. Appreciate if anyone can direct me to any ladies. Btw, I'm from KL.
Thanks.
Hi bro, I fly everyweek from KUL-BKK then bkk-kul on same day at the end i get to know this air stewardess and now she become my "GIK". I spend about RM 300/week on flight, it took me 3 months to get together with her. Now she everytime visit me at malaysia, she will stay 1 day with me and we everytime drink at thaiclub.. :D EFFORT
KLKOOL
08-02-2007, 05:18 PM
Hi bro, I fly everyweek from KUL-BKK then bkk-kul on same day at the end i get to know this air stewardess and now she become my "GIK". I spend about RM 300/week on flight, it took me 3 months to get together with her. Now she everytime visit me at malaysia, she will stay 1 day with me and we everytime drink at thaiclub.. :D EFFORT
Wah... I am bery impressed... :D ... can teach me how arr .. kekeke
serembanmen
08-02-2007, 05:45 PM
Wah... I am bery impressed... :D ... can teach me how arr .. kekeke
1, buy airticket from airasia.com or malaysiaairline.com, spot a stewardees u want to "sian", smile, little talking, find out schedule she on board. Make that everytime she flight u on the plane. creat the faith muahahaha
2. u must have money as u need to fly everytime.
3. u can do what u want liao loh!!!!!!
only 3 simple step.....
shiok1968
09-02-2007, 02:01 PM
1, buy airticket from airasia.com or malaysiaairline.com, spot a stewardees u want to "sian", smile, little talking, find out schedule she on board. Make that everytime she flight u on the plane. creat the faith muahahaha
2. u must have money as u need to fly everytime.
3. u can do what u want liao loh!!!!!!
only 3 simple step.....Wah Sifu....like that must request from my boss weekly flights home. If not where got chance to try your 3 steps.:p
KLKOOL
09-02-2007, 09:26 PM
I wonder if can use frequent flier miles to redeem for dinner :p :rolleyes: ...
serembanmen
10-02-2007, 11:31 AM
I wonder if can use frequent flier miles to redeem for dinner rolleyes: ...
which airline u take to come back Malaysia! Enjoy it, talk to stewardess it 4 hour journey!!!! muahahahaha:D
KLKOOL
10-02-2007, 12:22 PM
which airline u take to come back Malaysia! Enjoy it, talk to stewardess it 4 hour journey!!!! muahahahaha:D
China Sourhern lah... but somehow... i have no mood to suan them cos always got people looking... sigh.. :p
TD0620G
10-02-2007, 02:12 PM
1, buy airticket from airasia.com or malaysiaairline.com, spot a stewardees u want to "sian", smile, little talking, find out schedule she on board. Make that everytime she flight u on the plane. creat the faith muahahaha
2. u must have money as u need to fly everytime.
3. u can do what u want liao loh!!!!!!
only 3 simple step.....
haiya.. u make until so difficult. Since u already know one of them, just ask her to into her friend la.. :D
KLKOOL
10-02-2007, 02:46 PM
haiya.. u make until so difficult. Since u already know one of them, just ask her to into her friend la.. :D
Bugger CBM... u always have the best suggestions horr :p
TD0620G
10-02-2007, 04:31 PM
sure beats taking plane flight every week lor kekeke
piratebooty
10-02-2007, 05:32 PM
goin abit off topic here but wasnt there like an amatuer video sextape of a an air steward which he released having sex with the air stewardess on the plane n in a hotel. it was MAS flight crew. hmm i think i have it lying around on cd sumwhere :D
KLKOOL
10-02-2007, 07:02 PM
goin abit off topic here but wasnt there like an amatuer video sextape of a an air steward which he released having sex with the air stewardess on the plane n in a hotel. it was MAS flight crew. hmm i think i have it lying around on cd sumwhere :D
This one old story liao ... U wanna make a sequel izzit ? and How is that going to help us get a Stewardress ??? :rolleyes:
shiok1968
11-02-2007, 08:20 AM
China Sourhern lah... but somehow... i have no mood to suan them cos always got people looking... sigh..Not no mood but China Southern not really much nice choice. :rolleyes:
You also have to sian them and not suan them.:rolleyes:
piratebooty
11-02-2007, 08:26 AM
This one old story liao ... U wanna make a sequel izzit ? and How is that going to help us get a Stewardress ??? :rolleyes:
it can give us an insight on what stewardesses like as well as analyse their behavioral patterns....dont u know, the past is the key to the future :rolleyes:
KLKOOL
11-02-2007, 10:25 AM
Not no mood but China Southern not really much nice choice. :rolleyes:
You also have to sian them and not suan them.
Got some sweet SYT leh... u dunno CS just had beauty competition in China to recruit Stewardress meh ... hehehe :D
KLKOOL
11-02-2007, 10:27 AM
it can give us an insight on what stewardesses like as well as analyse their behavioral patterns....dont u know, the past is the key to the future :rolleyes:
Hehehehe... I was just going to PM u to order Part II ... :p Looks like no liao muahahaha...
shiok1968
11-02-2007, 02:38 PM
Got some sweet SYT leh... u dunno CS just had beauty competition in China to recruit Stewardress meh ... hehehe :DAll I know is 2 years ago, I rather go and sian the passengers. If compare, passengers much better.:rolleyes:
parn_t
11-02-2007, 03:31 PM
All I know is 2 years ago, I rather go and sian the passengers. If compare, passengers much better.:rolleyes:
That true!
Nowaday, most airline stewardess including SQ are very ugly.
Cheri_Popper
11-02-2007, 03:54 PM
That true!
Nowaday, most airline stewardess including SQ are very ugly.
Wait until you take some European Airlines like Air Italia, Finnair, Swiss Air, etc.
Some of the stewardess are really MILFs into the 40's....! :D
KLKOOL
12-02-2007, 01:36 AM
All I know is 2 years ago, I rather go and sian the passengers. If compare, passengers much better.:rolleyes:
Hehehe... to me... can also... maybe out of 10, 2 can make it lorr.. hehe :p
parn_t
12-02-2007, 03:08 AM
Wait until you take some European Airlines like Air Italia, Finnair, Swiss Air, etc.
Some of the stewardess are really MILFs into the 40's....! :D
That true!
I think that the better one are still China South, Japan & Asiana.
I took emirates before, some are not bad, slim & european-looks.
piratebooty
12-02-2007, 06:14 AM
some of the girls on the intra euro flights r pretty good looking, shame they dont fly to this end of the world :(
Gorken
12-02-2007, 10:37 AM
some of the girls on the intra euro flights r pretty good looking, shame they dont fly to this end of the world :(
Try JAL, AV stars standard. Physical look vice, at least a 8/10!!
piratebooty
12-02-2007, 07:42 PM
I once fucked a MAS stewardess (back on 1997 or 1998). Boy she fucked a like wild gorilla. She is the best I have ever had.
did u do it during the flight? if u did that at least u can say ur a member of the mile high club :rolleyes:
Flyjacket
13-02-2007, 02:25 AM
I once fucked a MAS stewardess (back on 1997 or 1998). Boy she fucked a like wild gorilla. She is the best I have ever had.
LOL... I've read so many contributions @ sammyboyforum but IMHO... I think this is the best/funniest thread ever... why??? because I get to see you fellas fantasizing about something that I have been getting for more than 15good years... and I kid you not...
Being a senior flight attendant with MAS, I tell you... I get to score with FSSes and passengers - basically every now and then... but I must say, it's been a variable buffet :D but never EVER ... a gorilla *ROTFLMAO*!!!
So far, have had Melayus, Chinese (local, Singaporean & PRC), Jepun, Taiwanese, only one Punjabi (B.O. phuiiiyoh! can die - when they start sweating!!!, nowadays try to avoid!...) a couple of Indian girls too ( but somehow these Indian girls tend to get emotionally screwed when the fcuk was a damn good one... so this oso I tend not to score often with !) So nowadays I stick to Asian/Oriental SPML* (aircrew term = special pussy meal..)
I still think about the good times in hotels - in bathtubs, on partially opened balconies, in the swimming pool...(in Egypt!)..
Mebbe one day I will write about my sexcapades ... till then, eat your hearts out... Oh, by the way... if you're still young (and straight!) maybe you should try joining one of the airlines as a flight crew... and you will know what I mean...
Ps: Jonlittle: Do you remember the MAS FSS name... maybe she's still in the airline... or maybe (yunno!) you wanna get to see/talk to her again... lemme know, I can try to get her contact number for you again... just PM me la... Cheers brother.
CibLover
13-02-2007, 09:45 AM
... .best/funniest thread ever... why??? because I get to see you fellas fantasizing about something that I have been getting for more than 15good years... and I kid you not...
Being a senior flight attendant with MAS, I tell you... I get to score ...but never EVER ... a gorilla *ROTFLMAO*!!!
.. in the swimming pool...(in Egypt!)..
Mebbe one day I will write about my sexcapades ... till then, eat your hearts out... ....
Hmm... maybe flying too much liao. Blood doesn't flow to the brain. The nose also pointing upwards....
If you have lubangs...shoot. If you have FR, write..
Mai lai ya ya papaya.. (samster's term... not aircrew term) ;)
shiok1968
13-02-2007, 10:38 AM
Kekeke....you suan him, like that where got FR to read.:rolleyes:
Dun worry, Flyjacket, I believe you. I know you guys always screw like rabbits.:cool:
CibLover
13-02-2007, 10:49 AM
....you suan him, like that where got FR to read. ........
Aiyohh... not suan, lah. Reverse physcology leh..
Likedat say him, see whether he will write some steamy high-flying FRs for us to read and enjoy, mah.. If not just TC, we lan-lan lorr..... ;)
Gorken
13-02-2007, 05:40 PM
Flyjacket,
i believe in you, write us some FR, so that we can imagine. i am a pathetic coc that never screw air stewardess before. Please share your experience
:p
Flyjacket
14-02-2007, 12:46 AM
FR? whats that ?? :confused:
If you want me to write about my experiences - paisehlorr... I seriously would be the most boring writer on planet earth - sure put you all to sleep... but if you guys wanna invite me for your TT or hangout sessions... I can come and chit-chat about my experiences till the cows (or stewardesses) come home la... *grin*
In fact, it IS a known FACT that most of the pilots and male cabin crew would have had a few flings BEFORE AND AFTER they/we/us get married. Just that the wives (some also being ex-FSSes), tend to ignore the reality of it... just make sure the fuck-sessions stay out of base (KUL)
For me - I joined the airlines (by chance!) in 1988 and after the initial training, did a domestic routing to Kuching on my first flight. Then we were put up at the Holiday Inn... the seniors insisted that the juniors turn up for the drinking and disco session... hmmm, after the mabuk session, one of the Malay FSS helped me back to my room and well... she was the first mangsa(?) I won't mention her name cos' she's still flying and now married to a friend. But mind you, then - young and all, the thrill of banging a FSS in her sarung kebaya.... nostalgia now - thinking about it... *all smiles*
Mebbe I will try to write some more about my experiences - but hell, one peep about it being boring and I'll quit writing
Flyjacket
14-02-2007, 02:18 AM
Hmm... maybe flying too much liao. Blood doesn't flow to the brain. The nose also pointing upwards.... ;)
Nowadays nose where got pointing upwards... even for FSSes... ( err... maybe some FSSes still have that nose la.. but mostly all down to earth people... ) Petrol go up, toll go up, pay & allowance NO GO up... so ERECTION have to stay up lorr...
My most recent incident was in Narita... another Malay FSS.. her looks so-so only but she had one of the nicest ass I've seen in a long time...she's from Sarawak. Even the other seniors were trying for her, but fortunate for me - they were beating around the bush... I told her straight in the face, "with an ass like that, I know what I want to do with it tonight..." and suprise, suprise.. she smiled and said " lets see..." Liao! she responded. !!
On arrival at the hotel, we had a short debrief - then we headed towards our rooms. I immediately called her and she said what took me so long to call ! Aikss! At tha moment I wondered if I was the hunter or kena (cock)head hunted!! Took a kwik shower and went over to her room...
Knocked once and she opens the door... :eek: and she was wearing this silky teddy or camisole thing... can see her tits protruding ( hey! its still winter in Japan ok, still cold... ) I had a quick glimpse again then went and sat on the bed... and next thing you know, we were caressing each other. Dunno if it was chemistry or just plain lust but we hit off on all the right notes... Slowly I slipped off her night dress and started to caress that mocha-chocolate colored skin of hers... and when I got to her breasts, her nipples were like pencil erasers... *wow!* what else... sucked them like I needed to be breastfed... she squelled like a Japanese porn star and I went south... that made her even wilder... Now this is something I've always like about malay girls... they like to keep their pussies neatly trimmed and clean... not like some other races, that you need a chainsaw to access the "diamond star!"
I licked her pussy until she came... and came... and came... whilst my fingers were touching the inside walls, hopefully getting to her G'spots too... I must have... coz the way she was flipping out and yelling... I was worried that the other girls next door would have complained to the hotel security!
Finally she says... " your turn!" and pushed me away... I lie down and she straddles me and I can see her face beaming away... she was like stoned and lusted out... When she was about to sit on my dick - she says to remove the condom because she disliked the feel of rubber... I tell her simply "no life jacket no getting wet..." and she thought I was kidding. When I told her I would go back to my room - she was like shocked but slowly she pulled me back onto the bed and started to caress my dick again... when it was finally hard again, she slowly inserts my dick into her pussy and well, slowly starts to rock ... Still felt good after all this years... I mean, fucking a FSS. Later we did the doggy... then back to the missionary... and back to the horseback riding... Fuck me but I was really really shacked after that...(literally!)
Thankfully all our +++yo flight are only one-night.. haha.. come to think of it... this was really a Narita One Night Lay Over (my FSS) thing. Like I said, looks wise - she only an average.. 4-5 perhaps, but with a killer ass and an insatiable appetite like that, I am looking forward to bumping into her again... never know...
PS. I will not be introducing any of my "colleagues" to my brothers here cos (hell!). I still work with them... if you want - you have'ta try on your own la to sangkut one FSS... I heard Bangsar, Kia Peng, P.Ramlee HRCafe are the girls hangouts... ... BUT if any of you brothers wanna borrow a female uniform for cosplay/fantasies play... that I CAN ARRANGE...
Cheers
shiok1968
14-02-2007, 07:28 AM
FR? whats that ??
If you want me to write about my experiences - paisehlorr... I seriously would be the most boring writer on planet earth - sure put you all to sleep... but if you guys wanna invite me for your TT or hangout sessions... I can come and chit-chat about my experiences till the cows (or stewardesses) come home la... *grin*FR means "Field Report".
As for inviting you to our TCSS held regularly, maybe you could just make the effort to submit your nick for the next gathering. We would not know your schedule but our gatherings are stated for all to see. If you would like to know a bunch of fun loving guys in KL, then pop in to join us whenever you can.:cool:
Btw nice contribution. Points on the way.:cool:
CibLover
14-02-2007, 09:31 AM
See!!! Reverse physcology works!! Now we get to read FRs on bonking Stewardesses. Kekekee......... ;)
Nice FR. I think the threadstarter is using the FR to pcc liao.. hahaha.. Glad that you've taken the ribbing light-heartedly. Points on the way for your contribution. Cheers. :)
shiok1968
14-02-2007, 09:48 AM
Kekeke.....I know you always like the Reverse way.:p
Gorken
14-02-2007, 09:49 AM
Kekeke.....I know you always like the Reverse way.:p
KNS, where is the other "reverse" brother? :D
shiok1968
14-02-2007, 09:51 AM
KNS, where is the other "reverse" brother? :DWhy you want to know? Dun tell me you planning to go over to the "Dark Side" also?:p
surfer76
14-02-2007, 12:48 PM
Hi there,
Newbies here. I always have this fascination with air stewardess (MAS or airasia). Any of you know where to find one? Also i'm a sucker for pantyhose/ stockings. Appreciate if anyone can direct me to any ladies. Btw, I'm from KL.
Thanks.
try the airport?
Flyjacket
15-02-2007, 02:11 AM
See!!! Reverse physcology works!! Now we get to read FRs on bonking Stewardesses. Kekekee.........
So far... lets see...
Langkawi.
Penang.
Kuching.
Johor Bahru.*
Kota Kinabalu.
Kuantan.*
Miri.*
(*raba raba, ringan ringan sessions only! but still... stewardess mah...)
LHR, LAX, MUC*, NRT, OSA, TPE, MEL, PER, ADL*, CNS* , FRA, VIE, NYC, CAI, DXB, JNB, EZE*,
I remember this chinese girl in MUC (Munich, her name starts with letter "P") - she was a young and pretty lass, and I oso apa lagi... try la... Now this is one set of breasts you must see to believe! When I got her bra off... and when she laid on her back ... her breasts was like GUNUNG TAHAN... terra firma! never did flopped to the sides... I straight away attack her breasts like I never saw breasts in my life!
After arousing her getting her wet and making her cum - then she said the magic word! "virgin!" and that it was her first real orgasm... I was like "what the...", "for real or not!...",
So that was why, even a finger hurted like hell... I sat beside her and asked her if she really wanted to go thru this or what... She said that being a virgin; was not allowing her to free :confused: I was again speechless... and thinking to myself " should I?, shouldn't I?, should I?" In the end we just sat in bed and caressed each other to the max. Oh yess... while I did not get to kena a virgin, I did manage to TIT-FUCK her breasts... Oh, those were a pair of memorable mounds...
But let me put it this way, I did manage to teach her a whole lot more than a frenzied fuck would have taught her... the way she held my cock in her palm and into her mouth... aiyoohhhh! ama!! aiyooooh!! appa!!!.... and came inside her mouth, told her to anticipate the taste and smell and to suck and swallow as soon as I came, which she did... she never really tasted cum till the lasts drops which actually made her gagged and nauseated... the next day it snowed in MUC and we snuggled up, naked under the sheets except for lunchs and dinners.. btw, you can imagine what happened for desserts. *grin*
Suprisingly, although I did not get to fcuk this girl, I did managed to get a few (flight stewardess) assistted wanks, a couple of blow jobs and a TIT FUCK, and those TITS... can put Rose Chan to shame lorr...
Cheers bothers
ps. those cities without the *, well... those were fuck-stations.. *LOL* tell ya all later when/what/how... but no who... cannot la.
Gorken
15-02-2007, 09:45 AM
Why you want to know? Dun tell me you planning to go over to the "Dark Side" also?:p
Master, me no Anakin Skywalker, no worry, still practicing my jedi power!!
shiok1968
15-02-2007, 11:12 AM
Suprisingly, although I did not get to fcuk this girl, I did managed to get a few (flight stewardess) assistted wanks, a couple of blow jobs and a TIT FUCK, and those TITS... can put Rose Chan to shame lorr... Keep up the contributions bro. Just gave you a few points for encouragement.:cool:
ProfessorOokami
17-02-2007, 05:28 AM
How do you like these type of stewardesses???
On a Continental Flight with a very "senior" flight attendant crew, the pilot said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we've reached cruising altitude and will be turning down the cabin lights. This is for your comfort and to enhance the appearance of your flight attendants."
ATA 20 :rolleyes:
ProfessorOokami
17-02-2007, 05:36 AM
FR means "Field Report".
FR is our version of PIREP :D Wait till you get a NOTAM!
Flyjacket
22-02-2007, 11:23 AM
FR is our version of PIREP :D Wait till you get a NOTAM!
Hahaa... NOTAMs or No Notams... looks like professori is oso an aviation buff or a flying professori.... no? Lets stick to NOTOCs.
But talking about loadsheets, the one that brings back memories was this Malay girl I got to know on my trip to SYD. She was one of those sweet young things,... petite, chocolate brown skin, nice waist, cute button nose and nice perky tits and overall nice package. To be honest - I never planned this!
After we checked in, had our flight debrief... we striked up a short conversation. She said to come over to her room mebbe later... for some coffee and to chill out. I said ok... not knowing that this was gonna lead to something else.
I knocked on her door and she let me in. I looked at her and she goes like why you looking like that... "errr... you look so different out of uniform la" I replied. But then again, almost all girls look different out of their uniforms.
" ... nice or not nice? " she asks.
" ... different la..., nicer..." I smile.
We sit down watching the stupid Aussie TV channels, sipping coffee and starts surfing the TV when she gets to the adult channel... " .. opps! sorry.. "
she exclaims.
" why say sorry?, it ok what... all the hotels have these channels, so its normal isn't it"
" ya.... but after you say I naughty girl" she smiles...
Now I am thinking like "... is she hitting on me or what?" Ok-la - lets see...
I slide my hand over on her thighs and she responds :p
Ok... here goes... I start caressing her hands and back and she like suddenly becomes like a cat..!! the more I caressed her, the more manja she became.
When I finally got to the small of her back, she started to moan. I then started to kiss her neck and ears and behindher nape... that drove her nuts!
Soon we we naked, caressing and I exploring each other. I like the way when she arches her body and shoves her perky breast into the air. She sits on me while I'm on my back, facing her... the view... aiyooooh - I died that day.
Finally she takes my dick and positions it at her entrance. Next thing I know - she sits on my dick and slowly puts it into her... I must say that she was really gentle here... so much so that I was loosing control of the whole situation.
" you like? ... nice?... " she asks
" uhuh..."
".. J, why did you allow for this to happen..." I ask while she slowly goes down on my shaft again...
".. simply, ... err, ... don't talk, just enjoy it !" she smiles
She then doggy positions herself while I hold her waist and slowly enters her. Another sight to behold. I mean - her small waist,nice to grip - while her butt was.... auuwwww! What is it with me and nice butts?
Now while I am slowly enjoying this "in and out, in and out" ... her hp rings, she grabs the phone and starts chatting to her BF while I am STILL in her. ! I mean, here I am - with my dick sliding in and out of her, and she is on her elbows - nicely chatting with her BF! I felt bad but FUCK IT - it felt soooooo erotic as well...
She puts down her hp, turns around and tells me... " now we're even !" And I go like "... excuse me?"
"never mind,... lets fuck!" she says...
She then changes position and climbs on top of me and fucks the Australian sunlight out of my head! I change position back to doggy cos her ass view and the feeling of entering her from the doggy position was really intense. Next, I explode all over her butt cheeks... *sigh of relieve!*
Next thing I know its late in the evening. She smiles at me and I smile back, she then explains that her BF did the same thing to her.. with her housemate, so she wanted to know how it felt to fuck someone and talk to her BF at the same time! This was like her personal/private revenge on him....
Anyhow - I was just glad that she had chosen me to do this... I still see her occasionally. She's still as pretty as she was 5 + years ago... (memories!)
Footnote: Someone told me this once....
"a guy kangkang! - NOT all women want but, when a woman kangkang!! - ALMOST all men want!!!!" Go figure...
Flyjacket
22-02-2007, 11:28 AM
I will also story you about my experience with my colleague's EX-wife... as usual, another Melayu la ! Also a an ex-stewardess..
In the next episode ya... :p :D
sex crusader
23-02-2007, 12:13 AM
These were the most intresting FR that i've ever read. Points on the way . More please.:)
Flyjacket
23-02-2007, 02:46 AM
These were the most intresting FR that i've ever read. Points on the way . More please.:)
Thank you thank you... I am humbled by your compliment... :)
Flyjacket
23-02-2007, 03:37 AM
Well... this is with regards to my colleague's ex-wife whom was also a stewardess. He joined the airlines at about the same time with me and got to know this "jambu" slim Malay girl and got married to her almost immediately. Most of us guys were envious of him for snagging this girl for a wife.... but we NEVER tried to hit on her as it is an airline thingy NOT to hit on someone elses' girl... well, for most of us anyway!
Along the way, she and him parted ways. She had resigned from the airlines after she got pregnant. As she had children to support, she decided to come back flying on a contract basis where we bumped into each other again.
"Hey... you're back!" I exclaimed. "nice to have you on the same flight"
"Yup... on contract basis la" she replies " at least I'm getting paid something!"
"So how's everything la... "
"Like you don't know..." she questions me.
"Like what?"
"Me and ***** got divorced, he's going out with another stewardess" she says, disappointment in her voice.
I pretended not not know about their divorce as I didn't want to upset her even further.
When we arrived at our destination in Perth, I invited her out for breakfast and we talked and talked... and that was it. Nothing happened! Well, at least not on this trip. She thanked me for the makan and we went back to the hotel after that.
The very next flight I was scheduled and she was also on the flight... to Rome. She looks at me and I look at her and I could sense something different about her.
When our flight ended, we got into the bus and sat beside each other... and strangely this time I was really attracted to her... and I think she sensed it too. But I did not say anything in the bus.
It was later that night after sleeping off the tiredness, I called her and asked her if she had eaten anything or if she was hungry. She replied that she had eaten but her room was cold and the heater wasn't working. I asked her if I could come over and she said yes!
Sh!t... she said yes!! I didn't wait any longer - I literally bolted out of my room and zipped to her room which was one floor up. Knocked on her door, quietly and when she open the door, I slipped in so that none of the other crew had seen me.
I don't know what happened next but we kissed... long and hard. I was like speechless as I honestly did not expect this to happen. Next thing, I was taking her night t-shirt off her slim slender body and admiring her body. Now - for a woman that has had two children... she had the nicest body you can imagine. Her skin was that tanned toned color only a Malay girl has... and her breasts were still supple and firm. Just a handful and just nice... She then proceeded to undress me as well... and tells me that she had waited for this to happen for a long time... I was like... *thank you, God!*
We fucked each other like there was no tomorrow. Then again, tell me - when did anyone fucked like there IS a tomorrow. Seriously speaking, if not for this religion conversion thingy in Malaysia - I think most guys would end up with a Malay girl !!! They really know how to please a guy....
I am again lying on my back and she slowly sits on my dick. Now I don't want to sound like a broken record but man, she had two kids and still tight as ever. I am holding her waist while she slowing pumps my hard dick inside her pussy until I explode.
"Baby.... why you come so fast... " she says
"How not to... " I look at her, breathless...
I rush to the washroom and get rid of the condom and she follows me into the bath... where she takes my dick into her warm mouth and slowly rejuvenates it. I am like I am gonna die now...
Now that it has harden again, she lies down and I enter her warm moist pussy that clenches on my dick... wow! muscles at work. Not wanting to explode again - I take my dick out of her pussy and start to work my tongue on her erect clitoris... then I made her come and come and come... like they say, a dick may or may not promise an orgasm but the tongue sure can. Add a finger (or two!) and she will overflow like the Johor floods... *grin!*
After she came ( countless oredi! ) I slow enters her still throbbing pussy and slowly start to work my way up to another orgasm... when she suddenly squeezes her throbbing pussy on my dick, where we then have this simultaneous orgasm together.... I tell you... indescribably INTENSE habis!!!
The next few days in Rome was a repeat of the above. Thankfully, the WCs in European stations have this vending machines that sells condoms... *grin*
****
Returning back to KL, I managed to meet up with her at her apartment and guess what... I managed to fuck her again, twice - in fact. And that, my bros - is another cerita la...
Cheers all...
*Now please note... this are all true stories...* If I tipu you all, I hope that my dick will fall off/run away! for making up these stories... btw, I also hope that my style of writing don't bore you all... :(
Flyjacket
23-02-2007, 03:44 AM
Ps... for those that have access to private pics section... well, I am heading to Taiwan again this 5th of March. And guess I will be meeting up with my Taiwanese nurse again... so guaranteed more pics on the way.... :p Just hope I am not flying with one of my ex's or current 'mangsa' or 'projects'...
Can die - doing this code-sharing (fuck!) flights!!! :D
ProfessorOokami
23-02-2007, 05:06 AM
Hahaa... NOTAMs or No Notams... looks like professori is oso an aviation buff or a flying professori.... no? Lets stick to NOTOCs.
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Yeah....if one were not involved in aviation at all, one would definitely not knowing what the hell were PIREP's, NOTAM's, FAR's, CVR, ATA, FIR, ATC.....!! Pardon the use of abbreviations.
Before becoming an academician, I was in the aviation industry for umpteen years with that "sama-sama madhouse" airline [more airline specific abbreviations: MAF, TD, MRB, LM, EN...] but I had only flown in a simulator [not a stimulator!]...in terms of girls, well I would fancy those with RB211 engines [due to the constraints imposed by the width of the aisle and pitch of the seats and most important of all > to avoid inadvertently hitting pax heads...FSS with RB211 engines are normally not selected but those with CFM engines are most welcomed] and equate bonking as landing with landing gears fully extended, glide slope logged on, cabin lights dimmed, correct angle-of-attack, full flaps, touching down and screeching along a slippery runway, thrust reversers deployed.....but unfortunately, hydraulic leaks from the front landing gear, caused the body to collapse on those big engines! subsequently the burnt rubbers will be removed from the collapsed gears
How do you like this?
Cheers, happy bonking....dont spend too much time on bowling though:rolleyes: Write more exciting FR's...
Flyjacket
23-02-2007, 05:19 AM
Cheers, happy bonking....dont spend too much time on bowling though:rolleyes: Write more exciting FR's...
Dude.. you rock...
but bowling?? huh??? didn't get it la... btw, last bowling session was in 2004 in Sunway Pyramid...
ProfessorOokami
23-02-2007, 05:27 AM
Dude.. you rock...
but bowling?? huh??? didn't get it la... btw, last bowling session was in 2004 in Sunway Pyramid...
Sorry...I stereotyped: the sama-sama-madhouse airline flight crew had been champions in all bowling competitions organized by the airline! Why? they had nothing else to do but to bowl often in hotel bowling alleys...practice makes perfect mah...:rolleyes: We could have met along the lines of duty
Flyjacket
23-02-2007, 01:45 PM
LOL! Bowling kakis... true-la what you say 'bout them super seniors...mostly bowling kakis... but then again... after shelf life - they tend to become bowlers - probably to caress the bolas to reminiscing their hey-days caressing tho boobs of their stewardesses. And mind you, in those days - boobs were either "ori" or "subang airport-flat !!". No such things like Wonderbras, Vic Secrets, "gel-pads" or "stick ons" to enhance their assets... :p
I will write up more stories about my MISS-adventures soon. Please be patient y'all... and also hope for some feedback on my style of writing... asofar only one comment on it...
Thanks all...
shiok1968
23-02-2007, 01:58 PM
I will write up more stories about my MISS-adventures soon. Please be patient y'all... and also hope for some feedback on my style of writing... asofar only one comment on it...Hey dude...keep up the good work. I for one will be camping in this thread for more of your adventures.:D
ProfessorOokami
23-02-2007, 02:57 PM
....those days - boobs were either "ori" or "subang airport-flat !!". No such things like Wonderbras, Vic Secrets, "gel-pads" or "stick ons" to enhance their assets..
I will write up more stories about my MISS-adventures soon. Please be patient y'all... and also hope for some feedback on my style of writing... asofar only one comment on it...
Thanks all...
Yeah, those were the days in KULAP, we used to call them "Runway 33" and not 33A or 33B...simply cos the Subang airport runway is referenced as Runway 33 [compass bearing of that runway which is 330 degrees]
You wrote very well and had explicitly articulated the finer points of your sex-venture..very sex-citing..keep it up and maybe you could submit it as thesis for your doctorate :D
TD0620G
23-02-2007, 04:40 PM
Do you keep any black books? My friend used to keep one when he was a MAS pilot, the black book was for the no. of virgins he bonked. It came to almost 200 virgins during his few years of flight time :o Sigh.. things ppl do in MAS..kekeke
shaggerific
23-02-2007, 05:57 PM
Do you keep any black books? My friend used to keep one when he was a MAS pilot, the black book was for the no. of virgins he bonked. It came to almost 200 virgins during his few years of flight time :o Sigh.. things ppl do in MAS..kekeke
Too bad you and I wear glasses hor? Otherwise we also can be pilots... :p
Flyjacket
24-02-2007, 10:26 PM
Do you keep any black books? My friend used to keep one when he was a MAS pilot, the black book was for the no. of virgins he bonked. It came to almost 200 virgins during his few years of flight time :o Sigh.. things ppl do in MAS..kekeke
Hahaa... black book(s)... sounds more like the black boxes the aircrafts carry.. btw, remember the NRT Sarawakian Malay girl fly-by... I am in London tonite and she's flying in tonite too... and she's gonna drop in my room tonight... so if anything happens - I will give y'all a VR on it - ok.. otherwise I will write about another girl that brings back good pleasurable memories for me...
... btw, I DO have a small notebook with their names and where we got jiggy... *grin* :D
Flyjacket
27-02-2007, 04:49 PM
Hi guys... back in KL la...
Like I promised - a short VR on what happened in LHR.. ok? :p
Well... I arrived in the morning from the overnight flight from KUL and check-in, as per normal. Got to my room, showered and took a well needed rest as the flights were full. Heck - all London flight are usually full anyway! Eagerly awaited for her arrival in the evening which made sleep difficult to get.... but in the end I did doze off... (did manage to pop the earlier post before knocking out!)
When I woke up, it was already like 8:30pm - rushed down to the concierge to check her room number and yesss!!! she's here... oh, that gorgeous bum/arse, slim waist and chocolaty smooth skin... still have the images of the NRT session in my head as it was so recent... *grin*
I head to the house phone and buzz her room...
"hello..." she says, sleepily
"hi... remember me?" I answered...
"is that you... !?" she stirs from her sleep...
"yep..., you didn't check the names ka?" I ask
"no-la,... flight full... penat... check-in... mandi... terus pengsan... "
"dah makan ? " I asked
"belum...."
"ok-la - can I tapau something for you and come over... "
"ok but please can you come soon coz I betul betul tak tahan... "
I zipped over to the inhouse restaurant, ordered some food and went straight to her room...
"mana makan?" she says...
"ni... me... " I smile "ok... I've ordered some food and when its ready I will go pick it up. Just wanted to get here before you knock out... "
"Ya right...?! " she says " I tau why and what you want... "
I look at her and remember what she felt like in NRT and and proceeded to caress her arms and kiss her neck. My arms started to wander around her waist and up her....
"sayang... I penat-la.." she says, "later, can or not... "
"sorry... " I reply - looking rather disappointed
Phone rings, get the confirmation that the food is ready - rush down to pick it up and head back to her room... which she then proceeds to whack the seafood fried rice and fried popia... damn - she's hungry. We later had a cup of coffee, snuggled in and watched TV and dozed off...
Next thing I know I thought I was dreaming that I was getting a blow job... as it felt sooooo good. My eyes opened and true enough, she was at my thighs and smiling, giving me a wake up call....
" wake up sleepy head..." she says... " this for being nice, bagi I chance to sleep and recover..."
" Mmmmmmmm...." I moan in delight... her short hair brushing against my thighs whenever she goes down on my dick... while I am holding her head steady. Man, can she give a blow job.
" Please don't come in my mouth ok... I don't like the taste yunno..." she says...
" Ok " half heartedly reply from me.. I was enjoying myself getting this kinda wake up call....
I then get up and proceeded to return the favor to her... she grabs my head and basically rubs her pussy in my face... grunting and groaning like hell.
"ahhhh!!! please, fuck me... sayang...now sayang, fuck me, please!!"
Apa lagi... I take the condom out of my jeans and she helps slip it on - I position myself at her pussy and with one gentle thrust, slipped slowly into her pussy which makes her go wild with more groans and moans...
I slowly pump my way in and out of her, fearing that after all the blowing that she gave me earlier - would make me blow my top sooner instead of later...
"aaahhh.... sayang... sssseeedappp...nnnnice... " she kept repeating herself.
As I thrusted into her warm pussy, I sucked on her long brown nipples and amade her squeel like a kitten. She kept biting on her lower lip and fiddled with her other breast as I continued to pump her delightful pussy. Seriously, this was again in Melayu heaven... I withdraw for a second and head down to give her another tongue lashing which makes her explode in total ecstasy...
"ohhhhh.... I'm coming nowww..." she exclaims " put it in - deep, sayang...."
"please sayang... now...."
I didn't have to be told three times... I thrust into her throbbing pussy and pumped like nobody's business... and I could feel her pussy pulsating like mad. She was moaning and scratching my back and pulling at my butt to stuff her pussy and next thing... I lie crumpled on top of her, my dick continuosly spurting into the condom that I thankfully, had worn....
We rolled over, rested for a while... smiling...more like grinning at the thought of what had just happened.
Later we got cleaned up and showered together and later went out for big lunch.... and basically got back to bonking our heads out till the next day.... when I had to get ready for the flight back to KUL. Another one notched in my black book with a 5 ***** rating...
I had to literally crawled back to KL man, the flight was FULL !!! *sigh!!!!*
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cheers brothers
KLKOOL
27-02-2007, 09:22 PM
Flyjacket ... nice stuff... keep it up horr... up your points for your efforts :D
Flyjacket
27-02-2007, 10:23 PM
Bro KLKOOL... thanks for the compliments...
I will try my damnest darnest to keep up to keeping to your sexpectations about my delicious colleagues... and I tell you somethin, next time I score with another stewardess - I will try to get her to pose for some nice shots :p to freak you bros out...
Until then - I will do my best to remember as much as possible about my old "TnG"s and write about them...
Like I said earlier - don't wanna be bluffing you guys here... nanti malu la...
ProfessorOokami
28-02-2007, 08:22 AM
I will try my damnest darnest to keep up to keeping to your sexpectations about my delicious colleagues... and I tell you somethin, next time I score with another stewardess - I will try to get her to pose for some nice shots :p to freak you bros out...
Until then - I will do my best to remember as much as possible about my old "TnG"s and write about them...
Like I said earlier - don't wanna be bluffing you guys here... nanti malu la...
Hey, Bro Flyjacket:
Have you ever tried bonking FSS on the crew bunkers in flight? I mean that cosy confines located at the tail end of the B747-400 leh :D
Flyjacket
28-02-2007, 10:23 AM
Hey, Bro Flyjacket:
Have you ever tried bonking FSS on the crew bunkers in flight? I mean that cosy confines located at the tail end of the B747-400 leh :D
Prof... as much as I would like to, I tak berani lorr... :p In the first place, the bloody door to the bunks cannot be locked and imagine coming down from the bunks with the JUST GOT FUCKED look on the face... the other crew would know one.... then again I oso hate rushing!!!
I have heard of a ex-colleague of mine that have bonked the Virgin Atlantic crew that used to work with us up there and oso a few passengers la... but that fella is a legend. Eurasian fella... but was forced tor resign some time back - because of alleged pilferaging... *sad case la*
As for "ringan-ringan"... that one, got la... on the long haul flights, when half the crew gone for their rest - me and my "partner" would do the YELLOW PAGES thing... (Let the fingers do the walking...) in the dark.. hehee! Once I got "breast fed" in the FC B777 fwd washroom... but that thing happened so fast - I never even got the chance to get a hard on... *LOL* ( t'was a "I dare you" thing... )
Cheers...
LSB_Fan
28-02-2007, 01:00 PM
This thread now is very interesting... so is it actully possible to bonk in the airplane toilet... :D (this would interest small potato for sure... kekekeke) :D
Flyjacket
01-03-2007, 12:09 AM
This thread now is very interesting... so is it actully possible to bonk in the airplane toilet... :D (this would interest small potato for sure... kekekeke) :D
Can bonk one.... even the toilets in EY Class oso can... but why would you wanna do that ? Ralph Fiennes allegedly ( the actor!) just scored with a QANTAS stewardess in mid-air... then continued in his room in Mumbai... poor stewardess got sacked after getting the shag... kesian kan...
Oi... so many samsters here,.. and none got FR/VR story experiences with stewardesses to share ka... *LOL*
LSB_Fan
01-03-2007, 02:23 AM
Can bonk one.... even the toilets in EY Class oso can... but why would you wanna do that ?
So better to suan the stewardress on the plane and follow up on the ground ??? :D
shiok1968
01-03-2007, 07:07 AM
Ralph Fiennes allegedly ( the actor!) just scored with a QANTAS stewardess in mid-air... then continued in his room in Mumbai... poor stewardess got sacked after getting the shag... kesian kan...Not really kesian lah. Apparently she sold her story to one of the news tabloids for quite a good amount of money. She even admitted that when she first saw him board the plane, she already wanted to bonk him. Looks like it's a "Bonk at first sight" situation.:p
Dickinchic
01-03-2007, 07:59 AM
Bro Flyjacket...i think no matter having stewardess fetish or nor, every bro here love reading your FR. it is like reading porn...got sound effect somemore! no wonder this seemingly stupid threat now become one of the hottest!
but honestly bro, i dont know about the other bro, but i feel sad for myself after reading your FR, most of us paid good money to bonk aunty and below average gals sometimes, but you get all the free ride with some of the most exciting young chick, ok i rephrase, STEWARDESS!! you lucky bastard!
i always fly SIA....one of the reason becoz i'm in JB so i depart from Changi. the other reason is, i love meal time in SIA flight. when the stewardess bend down to take the meal tray from the troley...boy...i get to see the full blossom peaks as their kebaya colar is so wide and low! but that's all....unlike you....screwing those hot stewardess one after another, no wonder all male flight attendance are so skinny and pale and look like drug addicts...hahaha....no offence bro...take it as a compliment!!
just one question from me bro...have you ever bonk any stewardess that is already married, i mean, still married during the time you bonk her?
good FR allright!
XuJiaHui
01-03-2007, 10:14 AM
Bro Flyjacket,
U are really amazing lal.. Should teach us how to sian those Stewardess and we also have chance mah.. Any stewardess FL u know or not and what is the going rate?
jjmyarea
01-03-2007, 01:05 PM
Oi... so many samsters here,.. and none got FR/VR story experiences with stewardesses to share ka...
Where got so lucky like u... if wanna share story sure sad one...
Like me recently on trip to Beijing with CA. Normally no give a damn too much with the stewardess but with tis thread hotting up, my brain kena program to scan them automatically lor. Brain keep giving signal whether tis one or that one can bonk ka? Only c only imagine very cham one u know.:(
Bro flyjacket, if this goes on i would hv to change nick to "straightjacket", kee xiao liao.:D
LSB_Fan
01-03-2007, 02:25 PM
Bro Flyjacket,
U are really amazing lal.. Should teach us how to sian those Stewardess and we also have chance mah.. Any stewardess FL u know or not and what is the going rate?
Just sit back and enjoy the experiences shared... y everytime also must ask for lobang one :cool: :confused:
Buchikong
01-03-2007, 02:26 PM
[QUOTE=Dickinchic;1878206]
i always fly SIA....one of the reason becoz i'm in JB so i depart from Changi. the other reason is, i love meal time in SIA flight. when the stewardess bend down to take the meal tray from the troley...boy...i get to see the full blossom peaks as their kebaya colar is so wide and low! but that's all....
I try this trick whenever I see a chio stewardess with a pen stuck in her V cut kebaya. When she comes around distributing the visa forms, I would asked to borrow her pen. I would savour the perfume on the pen and imagine
my face borrowing into her bossom. It is just a cheap thrill, but cannot reach that level to PCC in the toilet yet. Will I return the pen? NO lah :D
LSB_Fan
01-03-2007, 02:57 PM
I try this trick whenever I see a chio stewardess with a pen stuck in her V cut kebaya. When she comes around distributing the visa forms, I would asked to borrow her pen. I would savour the perfume on the pen and imagine
my face borrowing into her bossom. It is just a cheap thrill, but cannot reach that level to PCC in the toilet yet. Will I return the pen? NO lah
Hmmm... and if like most people, she insert the pen in her nose... dig her ear... it will be a bonus to you :p ... I see you are from Klang... why am I not surprised ??? :rolleyes:
Buchikong
01-03-2007, 03:11 PM
[QUOTE=LSB_Fan;1878940]Hmmm... and if like most people, she insert the pen in her nose... dig her ear... it will be a bonus to you :p ... I see you are from Klang... why am I not surprised ??? QUOTE]
Are you against Klangites? Hope not! Be nice to us as there are plenty of lobangs in Klang.... RM130 Mei Mei (Fire and Ice BBBJ etc), private flat Thai massage with specials. FL China student, Indo and VN factory girls. China student to keep as mistress. The list is endless...:D
shiok1968
01-03-2007, 03:18 PM
Are you against Klangites? Hope not! Be nice to us as there are plenty of lobangs in Klang.... RM130 Mei Mei (Fire and Ice BBBJ etc), private flat Thai massage with specials. FL China student, Indo and VN factory girls. China student to keep as mistress. The list is endless...:D
No one is against anyone here but since you mention Klang got so many lobangs, why dun you intro the lobangs around. After all, we also got our own Klang lobangs and maybe we can exchange info or even verify if the info is correct or not.:rolleyes:
jjmyarea
01-03-2007, 03:25 PM
Are you against Klangites? Hope not! Be nice to us as there are plenty of lobangs in Klang.... RM130 Mei Mei (Fire and Ice BBBJ etc), private flat Thai massage with specials. FL China student, Indo and VN factory girls. China student to keep as mistress. The list is endless...
Wah bro buchikong, like that arr... u the OKT of all OKT in Klang lar?:D If like that must treat u nicely lor coz never know...when after session of BKT (yum yum) at Klang, didi oso want to "momp momp":D
Flyjacket
01-03-2007, 03:32 PM
....screwing those hot stewardess one after another, no wonder all male flight attendance are so skinny and pale and look like drug addicts...hahaha....no offence bro...take it as a compliment!!
just one question from me bro...have you ever bonk any stewardess that is already married, i mean, still married during the time you bonk her?
good FR allright!
To your first quote: I must say - I am NOT skinny NOR am I pale.... I am tanned and built like a brick... and a flag pole, equipped! *grin* So I guess you've never met me... *LoL*
As to your second quote: To tell you the truth, I try (key word, TRY) to stay clear of married women... it's an airline thingy - but sometimes you never know, they don't declare or wear their wedding ring - they pretend to be single. Then they blurt out that "you" are better than their husband in bed *WTF!* Aiyoooo.... karma... "what goes around, comes around.... " That is why I had only bonked my buddy's ex-wife after they got divorced and when the chance came... But then again, back to your quote - *embarassed* yes! I have... but found out only after the fuck-session!!!
My experiences also include other airline stewardess.... I think the most memorable was a Chinese stewardess with Royal Brunei... it happened on Christmas night in Brisbane.... Told me that her hometown was Ipoh... Story you about that rendevous in my next post... :p
LSB_Fan
01-03-2007, 03:35 PM
[QUOTE=Buchikong;1878967]
Yawnnnnzzz... nothing new...
Nothing against Klangites... but apart from the MIA KlangKia... basically, no contributions at all on the Klang threads, at one stage... it was the KL guys cheonging in Klang that provided the updates... since then (i guess all also sian liao with the Hotel Room and Apartment Polka... lolz)...
I think Klangites always scared KL and outstation people spoil their market and always soooo secretive...
... but pay peanuts get monkeys lorr.. Y not you check out the old klang thread and update it...
shiok1968
01-03-2007, 03:38 PM
Aiyah... u think we all never try before meh ... :p .... There got quantity only... Quality overall I would rate between 4 - 6 only lah... We have gone until sian liao... pay toll, park, call walk from room to room, apartment to apartment, hotel to hotel, so many girls CMI and with attitude some more... want to get our number delisted also cannot.. still always get missed call from them... sianz...
No one against Klangites... but pay peanuts get monkeys lorr.. Y not you check out the old klang thread and update it... Kekeke...those were the good old days.
Cheap dun mean Good and Good confirm not Cheap.:rolleyes:
KLKOOL
01-03-2007, 04:05 PM
Kekeke...those were the good old days.
Include touching ass arre :p
sjb1994
01-03-2007, 05:42 PM
After reading this tread, I think tomorrow I should not drive up to KL, but fly, who knows....... :rolleyes:
KLKOOL
01-03-2007, 05:43 PM
After reading this tread, I think tomorrow I should not drive up to KL, but fly, who knows....... :rolleyes:
Then SJB1994 is ur flight number arr :p
sjb1994
01-03-2007, 05:49 PM
Then SJB1994 is ur flight number arr :p
sjb1994 not my flight number too... :D
XuJiaHui
01-03-2007, 09:14 PM
[QUOTE=Dickinchic;1878206]
I try this trick whenever I see a chio stewardess with a pen stuck in her V cut kebaya. When she comes around distributing the visa forms, I would asked to borrow her pen. I would savour the perfume on the pen and imagine
my face borrowing into her bossom. It is just a cheap thrill, but cannot reach that level to PCC in the toilet yet. Will I return the pen? NO lah :D
Always borrow pen from SQ gal........ they do not have any place to put their pen except the in their bossom... SQ greatest advantage.
too bad this is the only things we can do . no chance to touch woh
Flyjacket
02-03-2007, 01:20 AM
My experience with the RBA stewardess @ the Carlton Hotel Brisbane was purely a lucky/chance encounter... (please bear with me - it was like 10 years ago... I don't even remember her name... much less what she said, but I do remember the way we fucked our brains out that night!!)
T'was Christmas eve, 24th Dec 1997, and we ( my two other junior flt stewards) decided to go out and call home from the pay-phone... anyone staying in hotels as often as us would know that hotel phones cost a hell lot more with their surcharges and premium rates...
When we got to the phone booth, next thing we realised there's this 3 girls behind us, also waiting for the phone... and the being gentlemen - we LET the girls have the phone booth first.... BEST thing that we did... coz girls CAN TALK... so while one girl chatted on the phone, we striked up a conversation with the other 2 girls that was also waiting for the phone... After about an hour or so... we all got so comfortable with each other, knowing each other's facts (fiction!?) that I manage to invite them to join us on the Southbanks... to have some fun at the Christmas Funfair...
Later on we adjourned to the MAS crewroom where we had a bit of drinks - and later said goodnight to each other. Once I got to my room, I immediately called her room. She said she was glad that I called.... I was like, wow... GOT CHANCE!!! She said she was a bit shy to openly show her intentions as RBA is a small airlines and everyone would talk if she was too open...
I didn't wait long in my room... She came over, knocked lightly on my door and I let her in... gazing at her smooth skin, ample breasts and slender waist.
We started kissing and caressing each other like we knew each other. I lifted her t-shirt over and unhooked the bra... mmmm, nice peachy pink nipples and soft supple breasts... Before we knew it, our clothes were scattered on the carpet and we were on the bed - kissing and tonguing each other like there was no tomorrow. I carry her higher up on the bed, slowly spreading her legs exposing her well trimmed pussy between her fair legs... I started to give her a tongue lashing that just made her go nuts...
She then rolled over and started to stroke my cock - before slowing taking it into her warm wet mouth... I remember her slowly sucking on it and stroking it, at the same time. I would say that she gave me one of the best blowjobs I have ever had... heck - I remember it till today!
Somehow she gets to position herself to being on top of me, where she slowly turn and gets her pussy hovering over my cock.... I go wide-eyed in eager anticipation. She takes my cock in her hand, again stroking it while at the same time guiding it toward her warm anticipating pussy... slowing meeting it and where she gently guides my cock into her pussy.... Aaaahhh! It felt so good - man, I tell you... ( heck, I am having a damn hard on NOW... remembering that night with her, 10 year ago... !!) Now instead of going up and down like normal, she instead rocks her body forward and back with my cock gliding in and out of her... I look at her, feel her hair, her body, her breasts... her scent, her sweat... and when she arches her body backwards... her firm breasts jutting out... I think my erection got even harden and longer... in which she started rocking even more forward and backwards...
Everything after that was much of a blurr... but I honestly remember coming inside her warm pussy - which freaked the hell out of me ! She told me to relax and that she was on birth control pills and had used spermicide as well... (damn, first time I heard the word spermicide too *grin*!!) We cleaned ourselves up, ordered some supper and well - fucked again, in the shower... and in the bathtub.... and in bed again.
Sadly, I wished I could remember her name... as it really had happened so fast, I can only recall calling her "baby!" "honey!" "darling!" every time I plunged my cock inside her pussy....
Next morning, when I woke up.... I saw a note on the bedside...
"... have to leave you in your sleep, my flt pickup in 2 hrs... merry christmas... xxx " Arrrrgh... that was like 3 hours ago, I called her room but some other guest has taken her room... I rush down to the front desk and ask for her name (I had her room number!), but they refuse to tell me....
Now bros,... although I have had a few other airline crew - till today, I still think of that night with that RBA chinese stewardess, and can still have a bloody hard-on even when I only vaguely remember her face...
Flyjacket
02-03-2007, 01:28 AM
Btw, remember my two junior stewards - they too, got lucky that night. One of the girls was Indonesian - and her name was Mira !!! Now how the fuck can I remember that Indonesian stewardess name and I cannot remember that chinese stewardess's name that I fucked like gila... :rolleyes:
Another thing - guys, stewardesses hates cheap charlies... the least you can do is take her for makan... before you start thinking of her as the "main" course... :p
Flyjacket
02-03-2007, 03:15 AM
Guys & Bros... found this torrent link... Hard Core Porn about airlines and the asian stewardess ... rest is up to you la... ps. soap is in the bathroom.. :p
http://www.puretna.com/download.php?&i=115534
eeemen
02-03-2007, 11:46 AM
Always borrow pen from SQ gal........ they do not have any place to put their pen except the in their bossom... SQ greatest advantage. too bad this is the only things we can do . no chance to touch woh
Bro, sorry to dissapoint you, but FYI, the SQ kebayas have slots for pens, so the pens are not in any physical contact with their bossoms. Just say that m a pps solitaire pax , and wanted to participate in sharing, :D Pls dun flame me.
Bro flyjacket, enjoyed all ur FR posts. Brings back lots of memories, hmmmm;) Thanks for sharing, cheers.......
LSB_Fan
02-03-2007, 12:40 PM
Bro, sorry to dissapoint you, but FYI, the SQ kebayas have slots for pens, so the pens are not in any physical contact with their bossoms.......
Hahaha... thought about busting the fantasy .... this is news to me...
ProfessorOokami
02-03-2007, 02:22 PM
Bro, sorry to dissapoint you, but FYI, the SQ kebayas have slots for pens, so the pens are not in any physical contact with their bossoms. Just say that m a pps solitaire pax , and wanted to participate in sharing, Pls dun flame me.
Bro flyjacket, enjoyed all ur FR posts. Brings back lots of memories, hmmmm;) Thanks for sharing, cheers.......
Somewhere down the kepaya is a V-slot where one lucky penis [typo error: should be "pen is"] inserted:D
After getting the pen from the SQ FSS, the penis now yours and she will remark: "Sir, your PENIS leaking!"
LSB_Fan
02-03-2007, 04:50 PM
After getting the pen from the SQ FSS, the penis now yours and she will remark: "Sir, your PENIS leaking!"
As long as as you dun tell the passenger next to you... sir, my penis not working... can i use yours... :D
Flyjacket
03-03-2007, 03:31 PM
Bro, sorry to dissapoint you, but FYI, the SQ kebayas have slots for pens, so the pens are not in any physical contact with their bossoms. Just say that m a pps solitaire pax , and wanted to participate in sharing, :D Pls dun flame me.
Bro flyjacket, enjoyed all ur FR posts. Brings back lots of memories, hmmmm;) Thanks for sharing, cheers.......
MH kebayas oso got slot... In the sarong oso got slot! One is for pen, the other is for the other pen(is) *ROTFLMBO!*
Memories... you bet'cha last condom... *kekekeke!*
ps... for those that lack the imagination of being the pen in http://img92.imageshack.us/img92/1407/image038kl8.jpg and http://img377.imageshack.us/img377/1781/image048uy7.jpg
... pics taken today after work.... nice or not !! *GRIN!*
goneraz
04-03-2007, 01:01 AM
hahaha.. the favourite thing i like bout them kebaya is the slit. goes all the way up to the crocth. i use to bong a gal with her kebaya on, had some pic on my phone but was afraid that my current GF might find out so deleted. Will share my experience next time. Cheers
Flyjacket
04-03-2007, 02:21 AM
Guys... dunno about you, but I feel like doing my own blog... how like this name "chiefstewardsexploits.blogspot.com" :p
amacam... boleh jual ka... macam kueh chang???
Flyjacket
05-03-2007, 01:17 AM
Everything after that was much of a blurr... but I honestly remember coming inside her warm pussy.... We cleaned ourselves up, ordered some supper and well - fucked again, in the shower... and in the bathtub.... and in bed again...
For those that don't know.. the bathtub was in the same hotel as that was featured in that infamous MAS steward's video... :D LOL!
Flyjacket
07-03-2007, 12:26 PM
Brothers in arms...
Just out of curiosity - would you guys be interested if I start a thread on Stewardess Cleaveges... WITH pictures....
Then you can rate them valleys ??? :p OK ka?
LSB_Fan
07-03-2007, 12:36 PM
Brothers in arms...
Just out of curiosity - would you guys be interested if I start a thread on Stewardess Cleaveges... WITH pictures....
Then you can rate them valleys ??? :p OK ka?
Err... i scared u start another down blouse craze, then i see anyone in aeroplane taking photo i know your influence liao... :D
eeemen
07-03-2007, 01:15 PM
Brothers in arms...
Just out of curiosity - would you guys be interested if I start a thread on Stewardess Cleaveges... WITH pictures....
Then you can rate them valleys ??? :p OK ka?
Bro, why not? At least when we get on board, we have better basis for comparative analysis? Would love it,:D thanks and cheers........
Boy_Play
07-03-2007, 03:39 PM
very interesting thread... anyway, since there is a "stewardess" thread, i was just wondering whether any of the brothers here are interested in a "secretaries" thread. :cool:
I do have some experiences to share but it would be no point to start a thread and there will be no interest... otherwise i just hijacked this thread instead...
have a nice day!!:)
chong_ds
08-03-2007, 10:17 AM
very interesting thread... anyway, since there is a "stewardess" thread, i was just wondering whether any of the brothers here are interested in a "secretaries" thread. :cool:
I do have some experiences to share but it would be no point to start a thread and there will be no interest... otherwise i just hijacked this thread instead...
have a nice day!!:)
Yeah Bro - I oso had few 'home runs' with 2 different secretaries. Pls start your story first and I'll join in. Cheers.
LSB_Fan
08-03-2007, 04:56 PM
Please be advised that if you have sex stories to share, best to start the thread under Adult Discussion. Cheers :cool:
H3||nine
08-03-2007, 06:34 PM
Flyjacket, really nice FR i've ever read man, you make me think of my few ex-gf stewedess. As you write early on "don't have you guys every boink FSS?"
Ex-gf FSS can ar? I got few hehehe... :D
ps: "sigh" wat a waste i didnt join SIN or MAS. :( Regret Regret!!!!
eeemen
21-03-2007, 09:20 AM
Been away for a while and could not get logged in. Surprise this thread is dead now? Not much happening here bros?? :o
DRYDUST
21-03-2007, 09:46 AM
fren, u think evryday is sunday meh...
shiok1968
21-03-2007, 09:49 AM
Been away for a while and could not get logged in. Surprise this thread is dead now? Not much happening here bros?? :oWell, the main contributor for this thread was Bro Flyjacket and he seems to be MIA at the moment. Most of us where got such good lobangs as being able to bonk FS.:p
secs4hrs
21-03-2007, 10:41 AM
Well, the main contributor for this thread was Bro Flyjacket and he seems to be MIA at the moment. Most of us where got such good lobangs as being able to bonk FS.:p
FB can? or ex-FS cum FB now :p
Cheers,
secs.
shiok1968
21-03-2007, 11:45 AM
FB can? or ex-FS cum FB now :p I guess if you get to bonk your FB 20,000 feet above ground, your FR would be very welcum.:p
Ash Lim
21-03-2007, 03:43 PM
Hahaha Bonk in the air... Cheersssssss:D
Flyjacket
18-10-2007, 02:46 AM
Holy sh!t... since march... no postings!! I actually forgot about this thread!
Been away for a while and could not get logged in. Surprise this thread is dead now? Not much happening here bros??
Not dead... just been busy as hell, with work, business, and sorts... the freaking airlines don't pay as good as they used to - so nowadays have to become entrepreneur/enterprising ... even running a car dealership in the city !!!
Have updated my contribution in the Private Section too, with my FB from Taiwan ... so anyone got access - you know where to head... :p
My recent case was in Brisbane, actually in Gold Coast - to be exact... Scheduled to do the stupid triangular run from KL -Sydney - Brisbane and back to KL. and lo behold... I have Black Beauty on my team... now guys, this FSS is built. And indian too... Yunno my taste is mostly Malays and Oriental but this girl was an exception...
I kinda met her on a layover in Penang some time back - it was like a 4 hrs layover in Penang and she having her period only allowed me to enjoy some good old hand job... and that was it.
Now some months later, I get scheduled for this flight and seeing her on the set gives me this enormous hard on in the preflight briefing room... and she notices it !!
"... somebody awake?" she smiles...
"... err, uhuh!..." I answer, stupid written all over my face...
"... later, later... " she says...
now how the fark am I gonna concentrate on flight duties for the next 8 hours to Syd.... ".. die... die... " I muttered...
In flight we were teasing each other and were occasionally caressing without the other crew noticing. Even managed to lean against her solid butt with my hard on right between her butt cheeks...only the damn sarong separated me from heaven on that flight...
When we got into SYD... it was like clockwork...everyone said their peace and when to their rooms. I RAN TO MY ROOM, showered, changed and then.... called her room. She said one word... "...cum over" [err... two word!] Didn't have to be told twice... I bolted.
Knock, knock.... "shusssssh!... not so loud... "
I stepped into her room and.... omg! she's standing in this lacy wired bra with lacy black g-string... My hands started to roam those mounds of breast meat and buns of ass... She starts to moan, and I slowly get to remove that G-string off her ass... Now let me tell you this... Indian girls have the firmest roundest bums in town.. I am caressing her and when she whispers... " Wait till Gold Coast..."
".... ? eh? Gold Coast??? ".... "Fark it, I am gonna do you tonite here in Sydney..."
She slides down to my legs and hold my cock in her hands, while I am looking at her skin... its ebony black. Heck, It is really really that black... and i have never had a girl that dark a skin... Her eyes - looking up to me, contrasted on her skin that it looked like in the movies... catlike and sensual as hell.
... then she slowly pouts her mouth and sucks my cock into her warm moist mouth... man, I almost came there and then! she licks it slowly and around the shaft and then under the balls... and the she heads back up the shaft and on the cock head... aiyooooo... [I still can close my eyes and imagine her mouth shafting my cock... it was THAT good!] Anyway... while she sucked me nicely, I started to finger her cunt as well... and she started to wiggle that ass of hers... And before long, you could hear her groan as she get close to her orgasms... apa lagi, I disengage and start to flick my tongue on her magic button and soon - she starts to shudder... from her orgasms...
She grabs my cock and deep throats it a couple of times when I start to get the urge to splatter her instead... Now I tell her... " uhhh...uhhhh...I am coming... now..." and she says "shoooot..." ... so I shooooot la..... she sucks.. and I shoot... and she sucks...
man, say what you want la... NO FUCK beats a genuine full suck blowjob... and when she sucks you when you come... its mind-blowing....
With my cock dead tired from the sucking and working - we decided to snuggle up in bed and catch a movie and dinner in bed....
... and i am left to wonder ... " wait til Gold Coast... !!" ???
KLKOOL
18-10-2007, 09:36 AM
Welcome back bro Flyjacket :D
DeKuip
18-10-2007, 09:38 AM
Welcome back bro Flyjacket :D
NPKL.. i wonder where u are?? Coz here talking abt Go Dim... :D
shiok1968
18-10-2007, 09:41 AM
Bro, good to know that you are back.:)
Okie guys..show starting again cos bro flyjacket is back.Me setting up campfire again and selling popcorns, koropok, kauci, beer, soft drinks.:p
DeKuip
18-10-2007, 09:43 AM
Bro, good to know that you are back.:)
Okie guys..show starting again cos bro flyjacket is back.Me setting up campfire again and selling popcorns, koropok, kauci, beer, soft drinks.
why dont sell kuaci? :confused:
shiok1968
18-10-2007, 09:45 AM
why dont sell kuaci? :confused:Have lah. Just spell wrongly only mah!!
Now you always go PW so how can dun sell your favourite titbit.:rolleyes:
Himerus
18-10-2007, 09:50 AM
very solid, bro Flyjacket
will wait for your FR on GC liao :D
ProfessorOokami
18-10-2007, 09:57 AM
why dont sell kuaci?
I thought Bor Shiok was trying to sell "kauci" ["dumpling" in Cantonese] ;)
The PW code used by PRC's sounded like this: "kuaci or kauci or kauci-pet??" :D
ProfessorOokami
18-10-2007, 09:59 AM
Welcome back bro Flyjacket :D
Hopefully Air Asia stewardesses will one day use this slogan: "NOW EVER GUY CAN TRY" and pay extra RM 10 for "express boarding" ;)
DeKuip
18-10-2007, 10:01 AM
I thought Bor Shiok was trying to sell "kauci" ["dumpling" in Cantonese]
The PW code used by PRC's sounded like this: "kuaci or kauci or kauci-pet??" :D
ya loh... kauci is cibai CibLover and KLKOOL keh favorite food.. sked later KL top 2 farker turn up in PW.. :D
Ahh Fatt
18-10-2007, 10:04 AM
Wow, it been a while......
Since my dear bro shiok is selling refreshments, I will sell tents here.....
for those who waits to join the campfire.....:D
KLKOOL
18-10-2007, 10:05 AM
ya loh... kauci is cibai CibLover and KLKOOL keh favorite food.. sked later KL top 2 farker turn up in PW.. :D
Diu.. I got say I like PW meh ??? I go KL I have a NO PRC requirement
DeKuip
18-10-2007, 10:05 AM
Wow, it been a while......
Since my dear bro shiok is selling refreshments, I will sell tents here.....
for those who waits to join the campfire.....:D
now also need to buy chicken wings liao hahaha..
shiok1968
18-10-2007, 10:12 AM
Diu.. I got say I like PW meh ??? I go KL I have a NO PRC requirementMy dear TSH...you must forgive DeKuip.
His mind nowadays always full of PRCs esp those above 45 MILFs. It's amazing how people's taste can just change overnite.:p
Futaba
18-10-2007, 04:27 PM
Me camping here oso...later I go tesco buy some tidbits to stock up
Flyjacket
18-10-2007, 08:32 PM
wahhhh... lu lang ho eh... :p one FR ( field report issit?) and campfire started again... wa caya lu lang...
anyway, talking about stewardesses... anyone else got story to share or not??
dun shy shy... share lorr... mebbe we have shared the same lobang too.. only diffen timings... :D
Flyjacket
19-10-2007, 01:24 AM
... and i am left to wonder ... " wait til Gold Coast... !!" ???
Ok - I am back tonite...
Wanna story you about the continuation of flight to Brisbane... yes, MH flies to Brisbane but thanks to the stupid company's planning - the crew puts up in the Holiday Inn Gold Coast... and mind you, the freaking journey from Brisbane airport to the Gold Coast is like a good bloody 1 hr 15 minutes... thankfully it is like midnite when we get into Brisbane and the highway trip has no traffic...
Now how the fark am I suppose to keep still/quiet when I am getting all this traffic in the form of her hands on my lap....
WE board the crew shuttle and I go right to the back of the bus... everyone is like tired and tries to catch 40 winks before reaching the hotel.... and here she is, sitting beside me - slowly stroking my dick (through the pants material!) What else la... my dick wakes up and wanna be grasped by her long fingers... I am left biting my lips, trying not to moan and let out the secret...
Now she slowly reaches for my zipper and slowly tugs it down... my eyes frantic with disbelief, 'cos heck... there are 16 other crewmembers in front of my seat... the single seat beside me is not occupied because of a cooler bin and some bags... My eyes are looking into hers... telling her to stop, but it seems that she was not going to... and... out comes my dick - like a freaking sausage in the dark... she slowly starts stroking it further and makes it rock hard... and all this while, I am going mad - clamping down on my lips, not to scream in extacy... next she leans over and starts to lick the head and sides before engulfing it with her warm moist mouth... slowly going up and down.. and I am like .... arrrrrrrrrggh!.... until the stupid malay steward grins at me from the seat infront of me ...
I was like.. shocked !! embarrased...!! and didn't know what to do... how now... when my Indian girl looks up and smiles and says... " tonite, we 3 are gonna rock ok? " ..." Huh...?" does the steward know... I ask myself...
Anyway... we get to the hotel and check in and take our bags to the rooms ... damn, all on the same floor... how la... and what she said earlier still playing in my head...
I get undress and before long my phone rings... " ...., you coming over or I come over to your room..." she says.
"Err... come over la... "
"Okay ... on the way..." and she puts down the phone...
When I open the door, I get this huge shock - the Melayu steward... he oso tagged along... and I was saying to myself, what the fark is going on la....
We gather by the balcony and look out... damn nice view too... facing the amusement centre, and some other apartments... The wind was breezy and I realise that her nipples were showing .... huh? no bra ?? I excuse myself to make the drinks and when I turn back I see this melayu steward nuzzling her neck and hands under her blouse... I was like jealous as hell... like what the fark is going on la, when she says ... " please forget the damn drinks and come over here, you twit... "
"Errrr... you mean... like me... you and Sha*** "
"Yes... , you ok with this... or... not..."
Hell - my first 3-some... :D , for real... "...heck yes... " I grin and join in...
So this is what she had planned....
Slowly she pulls her blouse over and we start licking her dark Cadbury nipples... her charcoal black skin warming up to our caresses... I climb over her torso and put my dick between her solid breasts and soon she is licking my dick's head as I slide my dick between her breasts... when she suddenly arches and moans like ... I turn around and see my steward chewing on her bush and licking away... whoa! no wonder...
My steward now stands up and walks over to her face and she grabs his dick and starts stroking it... slowly bringing it closer to her mouth and lips.. while I am still sliding mine up and down her breasts.. Guys I tell you - for and Indian girl ... she has an ample set of handfulls and firm black globes...
Ok... enough of seeing this fella dick, I tell her if it is ok to get the condoms out... she says ok and well... I waited no more la... I put the condom on, slappped some warming Durex lubricant and slowly start poking her pussy... damn... she's tight!! I get nervous like - is she a virgin or what ... last two encounters, she never let me poke her ... now ...
"Girl... you a virgin?... or.... " I asked as I positioned myself beside her and while she is sucking my steward's dick...
"Nooo......eehhmmm ... no....ahhhh.... just ... put ... it.... in.... "
"Ok.... " I said, and slowly parted her legs and push....
"Aaaaahhhhh......yesss..."
"ahhhhh..... deeper....yes....." she says. while stroking and sucking the poor steward's dick...
I am like, omg, seriously.... this is like, really happening... !!!
After changing positions, I now start pumping her missionary while the steward straddles her chest, fucking her breast..... and she is like going bananas... until I explode.... she takes me out and brings me to her face and starts sucking everything out of my rapidly deflating dick... while my steward takes his condom, wears it and starts to jam her pussy... which in turn makes her horny again and starts to suck on my dick so hard that it starts to WAKE up again... in hardly 5 minutes !!!
We banged like till 5 am on the bed, on the edge of the balcony, in the bathroom and again on the bed... the only thing that she did not allow was getting anally sandwiched... well, she did allow everything else...
Guys... I am not fibbing you... Nowadays when I see her, I grin and she smiles and apparently I got to know from the steward that she likes to have 2 guys (she fancies) screwing her at the same time because she susah to orgasm with one dick ... I am like, ok... I ain't complaining here...
The next day... we were like, shacked so bad, that we had eyebags bigger than our check-in bags.... went out for lunch and came back to the hotel to sleep... and sleep...
Next thing I know - it was call-time, to get ready for work.... we got ready in our respective rooms... and boarded the bus when it was time to go... and I had to sit in the last row again...
Well... put it this way... I didn't sleep all the way to the airport... *GRINNN*
Flyjacket
19-10-2007, 01:39 AM
Before becoming an academician, I was in the aviation industry for umpteen years with that "sama-sama madhouse" airline [more airline specific abbreviations: MAF, TD, MRB, LM, EN...] but I had only flown in a simulator [not a stimulator!]...in terms of girls, well I would fancy those with RB211 engines [due to the constraints imposed by the width of the aisle and pitch of the seats and most important of all > to avoid inadvertently hitting pax heads...FSS with RB211 engines are normally not selected but those with CFM engines are most welcomed] and equate bonking as landing with landing gears fully extended, glide slope logged on, cabin lights dimmed, correct angle-of-attack, full flaps, touching down and screeching along a slippery runway, thrust reversers deployed.....but unfortunately, hydraulic leaks from the front landing gear, caused the body to collapse on those big engines! subsequently the burnt rubbers will be removed from the collapsed gears
How do you like this?
Cheers, happy bonking....dont spend too much time on bowling though:rolleyes: Write more exciting FR's...
Are you staying in USJ ? and are you a Malay fella that "togok" and "plays poker" like no tomorrow... Heck, are you M... ???
And by the way... when is the next TT session, you guys gonna meet... lemme know... thanks
ProfessorOokami
19-10-2007, 02:25 AM
Are you staying in USJ ? and are you a Malay fella that "togok" and "plays poker" like no tomorrow... Heck, are you M... ???
And by the way... when is the next TT session, you guys gonna meet... lemme know... thanks
Bro Flyjacket,
Dun worry mate...I am not a Malay and I don't fancy playing poker [poking..maybe:D] ...perhaps we can meet at the next TCSS and I wonder whether we had even met before at ASU??, Cabin services?? Flight Ops?? MCC??
I am not staying in USJ too :p
Anyway, welcome back with your juicy experience. Since I had not been a flight crew, I don't have any experience in bonking FSS. [Maybe I was a very good boy then...]
DeKuip
19-10-2007, 07:56 AM
Are you staying in USJ ? and are you a Malay fella that "togok" and "plays poker" like no tomorrow... Heck, are you M... ???
Prof stay most of the time in Imperial... Prof is thai mix with viet... Prof like to play strip poker. :p
ProfessorOokami
19-10-2007, 11:00 AM
Prof stay most of the time in Imperial... Prof is thai mix with viet... Prof like to play strip poker.
NIAPOHGEHMUKGUA...[a new term that I just learned in our agricultural science module]
Must correct some misconceptions: (1) Prof stays most of the term (45 minutes) in the Imperial Hotel HC room. (2) Prof is not of mixed ethnicity, but his blood [Chinese misconception about sperm derived from blood] has been mixed in many Thai and Viet bodies (3) Prof plays strip and poke game not strictly strip poker where one has to show hands:D
DeKuip
19-10-2007, 11:42 AM
NIAPOHGEHMUKGUA...[a new term that I just learned in our agricultural science module]
Must correct some misconceptions: (1) Prof stays most of the term (45 minutes) in the Imperial Hotel HC room. (2) Prof is not of mixed ethnicity, but his blood [Chinese misconception about sperm derived from blood] has been mixed in many Thai and Viet bodies (3) Prof plays strip and poke game not strictly strip poker where one has to show hands:D
hehehe.. exactly what i wanna say. :p
ArachnophobiA
20-10-2007, 06:22 PM
Bro Flyjacket. Nice of you to share your experiences with us. Will add you when I recharge.
mr_uglybanana
22-10-2007, 12:25 PM
Bro Flyjecket,
5 tumbs up for you.
To all bro, i got n experience too but truelly speaking the taste is same...:D
Flyjacket
21-11-2007, 09:47 PM
Hi all..
I know I've been bad - for not posting for sooooo long but have been almighty busy with work and all. But rest assured, things still happen and I am still happily flying around. Anyone remember the wifey that my collegue had divorced. Well, I met up with her the other day at her place...
To put things in perspective, she kinda knew that I was there to bonk her but she had her maid and 2 kids in the house... so we had to be a wee bit quiet... how la, when this is the same woman that can scream her lungs out.
Anyway, we sat in the living room, chatting like two old friends but soon my hands started to auto-roam...
"... yang, my kids..."
'shhhhh...." I smile...
"mmmm.... I miss you la...miss your touch " she says, smiling back at me..
"same here... " I whispered...
Slowly I get to unhook her bra and start to lick that big brown nipples. She starts to moan - which makes my heart skip... hell, I know she can groan really loud...
"shhhhh !"
" sedapppp... " she bites her lips and starts to grind her hips into the sofa... where now I start to hike up the short skirt that she was wearing. Now with the tshirt up to her neck, fully exposing her lovely breasts and the skirt hiked up... I am wondering, shud I or shudn't I... when I realised that she was wearing .... a g-string! Apa lagi... I straight away flip the g-string to one side and start flicking my tongue on her magic button... that sends her into a frenzy...
"mmmmmm....oooooooohhh..... mmmmmm.... yess...." she whimpers
"nice...? "
"yes.... there... right there..."
funny how a woman describes her magic spot... eh, I think to myself.. while continuing the tongue-job on her...
Slowly, I realised that her thighs were tensing up and before you know it... she lets out this grunt and clamps her thighs and ... seeing her toes curled up and the flush on the face... I grin... and she smiles... "oh... so-soo... gooood... so long..... I needed that.... ahhhhhh!"
"really... that good huh..." I feign stupidity... :p
"your turn..."
"huh... how... here? ...." I ask ....
"yeah..."
she unzips my shorts and now grasps my dick in her hands and next thing you know... she takes all of it in her mouth...
"ahhhhhhh.... oh boy...." my turn to whimper...
slowly she sucks my dick, swirling it with her tongue and combined with the suctions... I could feel my dick slowly swell even bigger... she looks up at me with that big brown eyes, while she slowly goes down again on my swollen dick...
"oh man... you're good.... " I whisper...
"uhuh..." she moans...
"how if I cum...."
"its ok... don't worry" she says... then continues to suck and lick and suck my ever engorged dick...
"... girl, I think... I am gonna.... cum.... " I stammer, while feeling this intense itch building at the base of my dick.... "... oh yes... I am... cumminng"
she goes wide-eyed and starts to gulp the hot semen that explodes from my balls into her mouth. she continue to swallow as my dick still pulsates ... gawd, so much semen....
"oh gawd...." I exclaimed...
"my gawd..., so much... " she grins...
"yalorr... long time never...."
" see... no wonder"...she smiles while stroking my slowly deflating dick in the palm of her hand...
we sat down for a while chatted, then nodded off... only woke up about 2 hours later...
Realising that daybreak was around the corner, I kissed her on her forehead and then let myself out of her house before her kids and maid wakes up...
Called her later that day and told her that I enjoyed myself and hoped that she did too... which she says, hopefully will get to come again soon... I smile ...
Well... hope you like listening this event too...
Will post if and when things happen... ok
KLKOOL
22-11-2007, 10:19 AM
Glad to see you back. Hop to hear more. :D
kapoh39
22-11-2007, 10:30 AM
Just finish reading the previous pages.
Camping here for more.;)
LowProfiler
22-11-2007, 02:52 PM
wahh.... damn blarddy good post... can't wait for more... *thumbs up*
Flyjacket
25-11-2007, 04:54 PM
Yunno the funny thing ... is to know that so many people fantasize about stewardesses... they ALL get this impression that ALL stewardesses are hot, horny bitches that are dying to be bonked before they craash and burn... then again, maybe it is true in some ways. But I assure you all - the BIG majority of them are regular gals that just wanna have fun, with the RIGHT guy or mebbe Mr. Right.
A small minority of them, on the other hand - are born to fuck YOUR senses away....
I gotta know this girl sometime in 1999, and mind you... she was a hot pussy from the word "GET GO"... She is now a Leading on the 737s and who knows, some of you might have even met her on your domestic/regional flights.
It was a time in my life when I was by myself and wasn't really looking for anything or anyone. I had just signed in for the flight when I realised this chinese girl standing beside me... "hey, why so far away...." she says, like she was reading my mind....
"huh....oh, just dreaming..... " I stammered.
"thinking of something, issit... or thinking of somebody?" she ask inquisitively.
"no...larr..." I answer...
Then she signs-in and proceeds off to enjoy a smoke.... while I gaze at her firm short tight ass in that kebaya....
"Oh... no... " I tell myself.... " now thats an ass...!" grinning...
"Hey...! what you staring at...."
I look up and see this almond brown eyes staring back at me... smiling.
"Oh... sorwee..." embarassement written all over my face...
" It's ok la... people like my butt... no...."
I just nod in agreement...smiling too...
When time was up, we proceeded to the brief before proceeding for the flight. During the flight, she ask if I had any plans in Adelaide...
"Actually, no... " I say...
"Then we go out for a drink, ok... I seem to like you... " she says...
"Errr... ok"
When we got to Adelaide, we got our keys and proceeded to our rooms and basically dropped everything and proceeded to shower and freshen up when someone presses the door-bell...
" Who's it?"
" Me..."
" Who? "
" Me -la "
I peep into the peephole but cannot see a thing because someone had a finger over the peephole, so I open the door.... and there she was... standing at my door.
"Hey... why aren't you ready yet..." she says
"You got mandi or not... " I replied, knowing that it was like only 15 minutes since we got into our rooms.
"No..." she says... " but like... hey, nice ass..." she grins...
"Don't you go there.... " I quickly corrected her...
"No, seriously - you got nice ass-la... "
"I am gonna take a shower... if you wanna join me, say so - otherwise go make yourself a drink while I mandi..."
"Ok..." she says...
I walk into the bathroom and started the shower when I hear the bathroom door open....
"what the..."
"like you said... join you..." she grins... without a stitch on her....
Oh my gawd.. what a nice set of globes... I grin... reaching out to touch her breast.
"Gently please...."
"uhuh,... nice....they're so round, firm..." my eyes glazed staring at this two peachy pink nipples staring back at me...
Gently I take liquid soap and start to soap her svelte body and then start soaping that firm ass of hers while she arches her back into mine. I get this enormous hard-on that now starts to poke at her pussy...
"ahhhh.... I can feel it there..." she says,
"can I like..... enter...."
"uhuh...."
Not wanting her to change her mind, I slowly push upwards into her warm wet pussy while soaping that two solid mounds in front of me...
"ahhhhh.... it feels soooo good....ahh ahhh ohhhh so good..." she says, half breathless...
"uhuh... yess... " I muttered something similiar, thrusting upwards in a standing motion.... while holding her in the shower-stall.
Now in this bathroom which is all glass, I suddenly see myself in the mirror, holding this petite chinese girl with a helluva an ass, spooning her, mounding her against my body in the showerstall while having my dick up in her pussy from the back, thrusting in and out of her while she is moaning and groaning... when my dick starts to pulsate....
"oh gawd... almost came..." I cried out, quickly pulling it out of her pussy....
"don't shoot it in.... please..." she too says... startled...
"no....ok... I won't..." I promised...
She then turns around and starts to kneel while holding my dick in her hands and starts to stroke it... up and down...
"Nice...?"
"No... I prefer it inside you...better...."
"no.. cannot la... after you shoot inside... " she says...
"no... baby... turn around..." which she does...
I slowly part that beautiful solid cheeks of hers and slowly start to enter her pussy again... this time with both of us on our knees in the showerstall....
I slowly then start to thrust in and out of her while then makes her squeel in delight and agony at the same time....
"ahhhh.....ohh... my.... gawd... its feels good....ohhhh" she squeels in delight..
"yess... you like it..." I say, thrusting even deeper into her pussy...
"ahhhh yess... yess..."
"no.... ohh... I'm cumminnggg,.... she suddenly squirms, knees going wonkers.
I hasten the thrusting and soon feel the urge of coming too....
"me too...." I exclaim.... and pull out the very moment the urge to ejaculate hits....
"ahhhhhh......yess...." I grunt... while she grabs my dick and starts to stroke it while it pulsates in her palms and fingers...
We showered up after that and then headed downstairs with that JUST GOT FUCKED look on our faces where the rest of the crew was waiting for us...
Well... needless to say, that 3 days in Adelaide was basically just that... makan, fuck, makan, fuck....
Just bumped into her yesterday - and mind you, Adelaide is still fresh on my mind. I bet she remembers too... every moment we spent together...
:D
Footnote:
apologies for intermittent FRs - working really hard nowadays la... busy like hell...
but will post...when I can...
Flyjacket, the way you write, you can publish your experience under the title...'Confessions of a Steward'......looking forward to more adventures from you.
Flyjacket
26-11-2007, 02:09 AM
Join Date: Jul 2006
Posts: 198
My Reputation:Points: 60 / Power: 2
Wow!.. Who upped me... thanks ya :bows deeply:
:thank you: :thank you:
honestly, I write as it is... neat and simple... as how it happened and how I remember it happen... in fact, come to think of it... a lot of it happened in Taipei and in London... :p
Flyjacket
26-11-2007, 02:18 AM
Err... guys... like I said... how to share their tel numbers ~ after give, sure kena tiau, kaw-kaw... for sharing "their" stories here...
for crying out loud... how are you gonna intro yourself....??
"errr... I errr, got your number from a friend (your friend too) that you bonked a few years ago in Adelaide.... "
Now I am pretty sure she would come to my place and farke the daylights out of my ass... for sharing here......
well... I will check with the some of them if they are willing/looking for new mangsa.,...
handsome18
29-11-2007, 04:01 AM
Err... guys... like I said... how to share their tel numbers ~ after give, sure kena tiau, kaw-kaw... for sharing "their" stories here...
for crying out loud... how are you gonna intro yourself....??
"errr... I errr, got your number from a friend (your friend too) that you bonked a few years ago in Adelaide.... "
Now I am pretty sure she would come to my place and farke the daylights out of my ass... for sharing here......
well... I will check with the some of them if they are willing/looking for new mangsa.,...
hi bro many tks for sharing yr great wealth of experience with cabin crew.
just wondering where these ladies hang out in JB? trying to pancing some...
Flyjacket
03-12-2007, 11:52 AM
hi..
just wondering where these ladies hang out in JB? trying to pancing some...
Fyi... I am on the widebody fleet and not on the narrowbody fleet (domestic) so I dunno where them gals hang out anymore... when I was on the domestic fleet (in 1995) the MAS crew stayed at the Sofitel and well, hang out at the Sofitel pub ...
Heard that AirAsia crew oso now has a layover in JB and the AA girls oso quite happening.... Next time u fly with the airlines [domestic], just ask them where they hang out la... they won't bite... and if you good looking(and rich looking?), they might just give you their ctc number as well... *grin*
Anyway, gimme some time to recollect some of my past experiences with these girls and I will post 'em for your reading pleasures... like I said earlier - things has been pretty hectic lately... *sigh!*
wonderfultriple
04-12-2007, 11:10 AM
when I was on the domestic fleet (in 1995) the MAS crew stayed at the Sofitel and well, hang out at the Sofitel pub ...
Brother Flyjacket, How about KL, Where they usually hang out ah?
Heard that AirAsia crew oso now has a layover in JB and the AA girls oso quite happening.... Next time u fly with the airlines [domestic], just ask them where they hang out la... they won't bite... and if you good looking(and rich looking?), they might just give you their ctc number as well... *grin*
I hv 3 stewardess friends fr SI, MH; to 'my knowledge', they are decent type (who knows), brother FlyJacket, can share some tips how to get contacts fr my friends, pretty sure they know among themselves who are 'happening'. :D
Anyway, gimme some time to recollect some of my past experiences with these girls and I will post 'em for your reading pleasures... like I said earlier - things has been pretty hectic lately... *sigh!*
Good good~!
Cytan7
04-12-2007, 11:57 AM
Nice story! Bro Flyjacket. Always fantasize bonking a stewardess. :D
Flyjacket
05-12-2007, 02:43 AM
Hi all... me again...
Today lemme story you about a trip I did to Dubai many moons ago... t'was an Airbus flight... 12 cabincrew operation. As usual the initial meet-up with the team (those days didn't use computers to sign in...) was the traditional "hai..." "oh.. hai..." "hello..." and the customary shake-hands that all junior crew extends to the seniors... [some of you fellas may have seen this happen when crew meet crew at airports... courtesy konon! :p]
Anyway... there was this one particular Malay girl that caught my eye... although a bit on the skinny side... but she had a heck of a smile.. well, her eyes met mine and she smiled to me and I... well, smile back too la... Got the briefs and headed for the aircraft... and flight took off, everything pretty routine.
When we checked into the hotel (... remember it being a sister hotel to Holiday Villa!, called Mayfair.) collected keys, headed to our rooms and unpacked, shower and rest. Dubai is known to crew as a shopping paradise - so we needed all the rest we could soak in before the next day... anyway, fell asleep ALONE. [yup... alone!]
Sometime after midnight, woke up terribly hungry and tried to call room service... but was told by hotel operator that "no room service" after midnite... so I innocently called the crew next to my room...
"...errr.. you asleep?.." I asked
".. no.. why?..."
".. hungry-la... and this blardy hotel got no room service after midnite... err.. you got maggi mee or not... " I asked
".. got.. but you kena datang get it yourself... I oredi changed... to baju tidur..." she said interlacing between English and Malay...
".. ok... " I thanked her and headed to her room...
She opens her door just as I was about to knock...
".. come in la... jangan segan pulak!... apalah you ni... " she says when she sees that I am staring at her baju tidur... it was one of those shiny camisole types that pretty much leaves much less to be imagined...
".. I... err... ok..." and head into her room...
".. hungry la.. sorry kacau you so late..." I say while my eyes are still glued to that brown mounds that is peeking out from the tops of the camisole....
".. eleh... cakap hungry... tapi mata kat lain... " she smiles...
" huh...?" I play stupid...
".. jangan nak explain.... I saw your eyes on the flight, looking at me.. "
".. eh.. no la.. I was just... "
".. just staring... you like my bum issit...? "
".. err... yes... I mean, arrrgh... no.. please la, no more questions.." I reply, getting caught.
".. I like your butt too... nice... round ! ..."
Huh? Honestly NEVER expected this to happen with her but when she started to hit on me - what does a hot blooded guy do... I did la.. Soon we were frenching on her bed, my hand went auto roaming and soon I got to feel that warm brown palm sized breast of hers... Started tweaking those nipples of hers under that camisole which drives her nuts...
"ahhhhh!!! nice... sedappp..." she mumbles..
"nice... yes..." I counter, feeling up and down through her camisole when I felt a huge long scar on her abdomen... " whats that...? where did you get it...?" I asked...
"car accident..." she replies... "... uh.. bang uh.. nice... don't stop... feel me..aaaahhh! "
Apa lagi... I forget the scar and continue to nibble and lick her ears and her nape and behind her back which sends her wild... When I try to lift the camisole off her, she protests and says that the scar is ugly... so I switch off the lights, only then took off the baju tidur... slowly caressing her body and her breasts and her back...
"baby... you ok with this..." I ask
"uhuh... yes... "
"ok..." I reply, slowly kissing her brown nipples and then going south to her bush...
"nice... trimmed..." I say... and then plunging my tongue into her pussy...which immediately sends shockwaves after shockwaves of pleasure rippling thru her arching body, nice brown nipples protruding out from her breasts...
"aaaahhhhhh... aahhhh... nice.... " she exclaimed... " soooooo...strong...." she reiterates...
I keep plunging my tongue in and out this nicely trimmed pussy and soon noticed her body begin to stiffen and then she lets out his low long moan...
"mmmmmmmm...... aahhhhhhhh!......I'm cummmmmmming..... ahhhhh! ohhhhhh!... put it in... in... put it in.... now.... please...."
Didn't need to be told twice...I kwikly wear a condom then straddle this small framed, skinny malay girl... smiling at me. Slowly I push in... and she hold my dick, guides me in... all the while thinking that I am gonna rip her apart... and suprise, suprise!... she's so wet... sliding in was... I tell you, the feeling was so damn good and warm, and tight ... next thing, I was up to the hilt.
Slowly I start to pump in and out of this tight pussy, holding that small waist of hers and watch her squeel with delight... and the moan... and the grunt everytime I hit the end of her love tunnel...
I turn her over and start to doggy her.. which drives her totally nuts again...
"aaaaaahhhhoooouuuuuuu...." she moans.... "nice... nice...ahhhhooooouuuu"
"ya... yes... so tight..." I reply, looking down at this small tight ass, watching my dick slide in and out off her.... "nice..... ssssedap... nice.... " grinning...
She pulls away, turns around and pushes me to lie down. She then climbs on top and slowly guides my dick into her still warm pulsating pussy....
"ahhhhhhh...... ohhhhh..." I cry out... watching her take my whole length while she sits on my dick.... "ohhh Gawd.....ahhhh"
She slowly then starts to pump my dick instead.. as she straddle me...up and down... and I am thinking, how can this skinny girl take it... the whole thing. Looking at her, I see her eyes are closed and she is enjoying every moment of it... slowly moving her pussy up and down on my throbbling dick! Slowly as she comes down, she grinds herself once or twice before pulling herself up again before coming down slowly on my dick.... ahhhhh.... heaven....
Then I realise she starting to stiffen again... which in turn starts to make my dick start to throb even faster... Gawd...
"Ooooooohhh... bang....abang.... I'm cummmm -mming... again... sooooo strong...." she cries out...
"Uhhuhh... me too.... I... I... am... cummm...miinngg" I reply, my voice starting to tremble as well...
"Ahhhhh.....ohh.... ahh....mmmmmmm" she exclaims, clamping down on my throbbling dick with her pulsating pussy. Gawd... did that condom break! I wondered, with her wild humping and grinding....
She slowly rest herself on my chest, murmmuring something... I didn't understand. I hug her small body and start to caress her back and her hair... and whisper to her that she was really good... she smiles at the compliment. "You too..." she whispers... rolling off me and snuggling up to my body.
Then I realised... shit, I am even more hungry now! before falling asleep beside her....
Next morning when we awoke... I took her down for breakfast. I tell you... I never wolfed down sooo much breakfast like I did that day. Then she starts to giggle.... and giggle..."Huh... why?" I asked...
She points to the hotel menu...and at the bottom of it, printed... their tagline...."LET US "MANJA" YOU!"... which makes the both of us grin.
Needless to say, that week was another fuck week for me - from that day in Dubai.. to Istanbul and back to Dubai before heading back to KL...
Gawd... how I miss those long trips....
ps: have y'all noticed that Malay pussies are almost always, neatly trimmed and clean... haiyo... geram... nye...
Flyjacket
05-12-2007, 03:09 AM
fark! been so busy with work and business past few months that - I've lost my access to the Private Section...... :o
must post new pics of my FB from Taipei... :p
jdi813
05-12-2007, 08:10 AM
finally setting up camp here ... camping :D
CibLover
05-12-2007, 01:37 PM
......When we checked into the hotel (... remember it being a sister hotel to Holiday Villa!, called Mayfair.) collected keys, headed to our rooms and unpacked, shower and rest. Dubai is known to crew as a shopping paradise .....
.....She points to the hotel menu...and at the bottom of it, printed... their tagline...."LET US "MANJA" YOU!"... which makes the both of us grin....
Hmmm.... Mayfair. Brings back good memories. :p
I think they changed management 3 or 4 years back. The GM is a Captain (R) who was transferred to Khartoum. Used to be the only hotel in Dubai that serves Roti Chanai, Nasi Lemak, laksa and most Malaysian food.
Yes, saw most stewardess staying there and hanging out in the 2nd floor pool hall. Nearly caught one but that's another story. :D
Do continue, bro. Nice write-up.
Flyjacket
05-12-2007, 02:33 PM
Hmmm.... Mayfair. Brings back good memories. :p
Do continue, bro. Nice write-up.
You've been there... !! Well, do you know your feedback vindicates some PM that I have received about my experiences... said I, not a crew and I only angan-angan dengan fss...
Well... I let them say what they wanna say...
Earlier I was doing a write up about another Sarawakian girl I bonked back when I was the supervisor on the domestic runs.. but my stupid Norton had to update itself and restart... LOST the post !!!! Cibai luck... :p
Will re-write... welcome feedback and points ( pretty please...) does feel good when people up points and appreciate a good write [does past experience/memories count as FR?]
CibLover
05-12-2007, 03:04 PM
... vindicates some PM that I have received about my experiences... said I, not a crew and I only angan-angan dengan fss...
Will re-write... welcome feedback and points ( pretty please...) ...
Yes, used to stay there whenever I visit Dubai due to the availability of our local food. Sadly, it's no longer there.
Well, this is cyberworld. You can be the steward, the pilot, the aircraft cleaner or even just a good writer with great imagination, it doesn't matter. A good, steamy write-up is always welcomed here for the brothers to drool. And maybe help us in our berangan-angan time!! :p
My take : Don't like, don't read. No vindication required as this is really a Sex Forum with people using nicks.
If I've not added your points before, 3 is forthcoming. no need to request, just continue your stories. :D
Ahh Fatt
05-12-2007, 05:57 PM
well well, i can start by giving u 2.....:D
Sry, added u B4..
Flyjacket
05-12-2007, 06:13 PM
Earlier I was doing a write up about another Sarawakian girl I bonked back when I was the supervisor on the domestic runs..
Ok... where was I... :p
Oh... was writing about this Sarawakian Malay girl that I had the good fortune of bonking when I was a supervisor on the domestic runs... anyway - t'was like this... she's one of those girls that you'd hardly take notice of... except when you realised she has one of those killer asses... [ ok - I admit, I am a sucker for girls with pretty asses...!] now super enhanced by the damn kebaya! She's also one of those with the chubby [baby-fat] face but with the slender but berisi body too... something like Siti Norhaliza! [kihkihkih!]
knock..knock... "yes, siapa?" she shouts...
"me..."
"me? tu siapa..." she says, opening her room door... " oh...boss..."
"hai-ya... don't call me boss la... " I remarked, then realising that she was actually wrapped in her towel...
"errr... you ok ka.. I come in..." I queried...
"ok je what... macam tak biasa... " she smiles...
"huh... no la... nanti you complain.. I kena demoted - die-la "
Then she sits on the edge of the bed, towelling her hair and smiling at me... I was like thinking to myself... should I, or shouldn't I, or should I... when she leans over to pick up the smaller towel on the chair....
Omigawd... what an ass.. and omigawd... her skin... that chocolate brown color that can drive anyone nuts. My face got flustered and when she turns around to look at me, she realised my discomfort... or rather, hard-on! She smiles and plops herself beside me and starts to kiss me. I respond and soon we were caressing each other... next thing you know, she was lying on the bed and me slowly unwrapping the towel from her body... exposing a pair of nice brown breasts, pointed dark brown nipples and yes... a well trimmed mound! Ahh... I am going to enjoy this... I suck on her nipples, flicking her hardening nipples with my tongue and back to slow tender sucklings... that drove her wild... she starts moaning and groaning like no tomorrow...
My fingers head south and soon finds her clit which I start rubbing up and down... slowly she spreads her legs wide open and I insert one finger, then two fingers into her pussy... while still suckling on her warm handful-sized breasts...
" uhhhh... ahhhh.... yessss.... there..... yesss.... oh.... yesss... " she moans as my fingers work her magic button and her pussy... "ohhh brother!" she mutters
" you like....? " I grinned....
" yessss.... ohhh.... yess... "
She grabs me closer and grips my wrist so hard I thought the blood was cut off... She closes her eyes and moans ever so softly, her eyes tightly shut... I continue stroking her pussy and my mouth was working her breasts... when I feel her body stiffen... and the convulse through an orgasm.... I could feel her pussy grip my fingers everytime I try another stroke....
"aaaahhhhhh..yess,. yess..... I'm cummming!... I'm cumming.... " she exclaims, body jerking and shuddering with every wave of her orgasms! Now this is with fingers, mind you! Then she bends over and shoves her butt up in the air... Omigawd... :eek: My favorite position....
[to be continued, wifey need me do some work!.. ]
Flyjacket
05-12-2007, 11:41 PM
[back... again... :p]
"aaaahhhhhh..yess,. yess..... I'm cummming!... I'm cumming.... " she exclaims, body jerking and shuddering with every wave of her orgasms! Now this is with fingers, mind you! Then she bends over and shoves her butt up in the air... Omigawd... My favorite position....
What should a guy do when he is presented with a view like that... I immediately drop to my knees and started to plunge my tongue into her wet pussy... which makes her shudder and moan ever so loudly... Grabbing her thighs and shoving my face in between her bum cheeks, my tongue works up and down that slit and drives her literally nuts... My hands wander forward, feeling, caressing her ample hanging breasts, squeezing them occasionally which make her thrust her butt back into my face... heaven....
"ohhhhhh... yesss... thats it... yess...." she mumbles through the pillow...
"ohh... again... yess.... there.... yess...." she squeels...
My tongue continue to stroke up and down that pussy and her juices were just overflowing as hell. I poke a finger into her crack and immediately get that familiar throbbing spasms in her pussy....
Man, this girl can really enjoy herself.... I thought to myself... I fumble with my belt buckle and take my pants off... revealing a freed and happily anticipating dick... With my face in her butt, my tongue flicking in and out and one finger in her pussy, I held my dick in my hand... when she reaches down and grabs it instead!! ...
She strokes it for a bit and then turns around and start to lick my dick instead. Slowly she grabs it by the shaft and starts to blow me away... taking my entire shaft in her mouth... her tongue rimming the head and the sides...
"ohhhh yesss... feels sooooo good...." I stammer...
"uhuh...." her eyes looking up to meet mine...
"yess...mmmmmmm " I smile, holding her head steady on my dick....
I remember she shafting my dick in her mouth for a good length of time and suprisingly I did not cum yet, but I did have a helluva hard on... which was kinda unsettling for her... Looking tired (for blowing for so long!) she suddenly decides to straddle my waist, slowly guiding my dick into her pussy... which made me jump!
"Not yet... " I cried out... " lemme put on a condom.... first..."
"Its ok... I am on the pill " she explained...
"No matter... still, I wanna use a condom...first"
"ok...." she replies, taking the condom out of the silver wrapper and helping me don it on my stiffen and wet dick..
"ohhhhhh yessss..... nnnnnnnghhhh... yess..." I try to speak as she straddles me again, slowly putting my aching dick up into her warm throbbing pussy... Gawd... it felt good...
I get to fondle her breasts as she sits on my dick, facing me... and I tell you, those were some nice pair of Sarawakian pineapples... I prop myself up and reach for her nipples with my mouth, slowly suckling them as she hugs on to my body... moaning and groaning away...
Heck ! t'was only like an hour ago when I walked into her room, finding her all fresh from a shower, wrapped in a towel and now... I am bonking her and making her sweat and sticky... but her scent, oh her scent... and her bush. Gawd... they're trimmed so neat and short that you could literally get to see you dick entering her pussy in all its glory...
She continues to pump me while being on top... another of my favorite positions as I get to hold back as long as I like... which in turn gives her the damnest pleasures of her life.... Soon she starts to moan again.. and I get to feel her pussy start to throb, gripping my dick from the inside... So nice....
"Yang... nicccceeee... sssssshhhh..... I... I... I.... I'm cummmmmmmming ! she cries out, grinding her pussy into my groin as she shivers, toes curled up...
I grab her by the waist and turn her around. With her legs again spread - I start to hammer away... everytime making her squeel with every inward thrust...
Not long after that it was my turn to start having this feeling... the itchiness starts to build around the head going back to the base and to the balls... My heart raced as I hammered her pussy, "Gawd!..." it was good....
"thats its... I uh... am... uh... cumming too... " I say to her.
"... yes,yes.. come baby... come..." she replies to me...
"I'm cummmmming..... " burying that warm dick in her moist wet pussy...
"aaahhhhoooooyess.... sedappp bang.... sedapnya...." she cries out....
"yes... sedap..." I say, smiling at her...
**********
Yes... she still flies. And yes.. I still see her now and then... but what happened, happened a long time ago too.. but we remember that helluva fuck... sometimes I wonder if she'd do it again...
And yes... a Malay fuck is still one of the best... :p and to top that, she being a stewardess, as well.... fuiiiyoh...
Flyjacket
05-12-2007, 11:52 PM
ps: whoever upped me - thanks...points, now nice number too !! :D
does feel good to know some appreciates my posts and writings... *humbled*
lewis13
06-12-2007, 09:31 AM
Shits man bro Flyjacket.
I should not have read your latest 2 posts so early this morning. Now got to look for release but WTF only 9 plus. Must tahan until 5 plus then can kao tim. Damn siong lah!!:(:p
CibLover
07-12-2007, 01:02 PM
ps: whoever upped me - thanks...
There's a function on your top left hand corner called "USER CP".
If those that have added or zapped your points and left a message, you will be able to read.
....Now got to look for release but WTF only 9 plus. Must tahan until 5 plus then can kao tim. .....
Gotta wait till 5pm, meh?? :rolleyes:
You in KL or outstation now? I heard you went outstation?? ;)
Clit_LickeR
07-12-2007, 01:13 PM
You in KL or outstation now? I heard you went outstation??
Didnt you know that besides Air, Food & Water,
you can find SEX in All Nations? (if you are 'hardworking' enough) kekeke. :D:p
Flyjacket
07-12-2007, 11:09 PM
Shits man bro Flyjacket.
I should not have read your latest 2 posts so early this morning. Now got to look for release but WTF only 9 plus. Must tahan until 5 plus then can kao tim. Damn siong lah!!:(:p
hhaahaha... never knew that my memoirs got that kinda effect! LOL !!!
am in Shanghai today... tried to 'project' this malay girl [again malay!] but she did not wanna play along coz' getting married soon... but manja like hell.... *sigh!* mebbe have'ta TFK ownself... :(
mebbe try again later... :p
jerrystockton
07-12-2007, 11:24 PM
bro flyjacket, what a nice detailed fr..good one
Flyjacket
09-12-2007, 02:00 AM
There's a function on your top left hand corner called "USER CP".
If those that have added or zapped your points and left a message, you will be able to read. ;)
Thanks bro CibLover for this tip... today I checked my "User CP" and guess what - found out some KNNCCB! had zapped me and another left a stinking bloody message...Quote 1." dun come and bullshit with your fantasies loser....u gotto be kidding kids!!!hahahaha " Quote 2. "Stop fantasizing and create your own stories, stop copying!"
Let me reiterate here :
1. I don't farking fantasize!...
2. I don't farking copy other people's literary works!...
And [no] thanks to people like these two clowns that left these messages... ask them to fantasize and copy-paste their stories/experience instead...
coz.. I quit.. writing !!
thank you...
http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/4366/08122007002cb7.jpg
link: i almost scored with this one... [however got to nicely raba her assets!] to the idiots above, imagine what it was under that uniform...
Balthas
09-12-2007, 06:14 AM
Hey bro Flyjacket, sorry you wanna quit writing. Well as usual with forums, there are always a bunch of troublemakers around. I hope you don't take those people to heart and reconsider your stance. However, if you don't, well we can always fap to your old stories buahahahaha.
Flyjacket
09-12-2007, 11:27 AM
, there are always a bunch of troublemakers around....
Yalorrr... gimme some time to cool down... ;)
Like what another senior said - enjoy what brothers share/contribute but if GOT NOTHING NICE TO SAY, MIGHT AS WELL SHADDUP! So to my detractors.. don't like my 'fantasies' go read someone elses... :rolleyes:
Dickinchic
09-12-2007, 11:43 AM
Yalorrr... gimme some time to cool down... ;)
Like what another senior said - enjoy what brothers share/contribute but if GOT NOTHING NICE TO SAY, MIGHT AS WELL SHADDUP! So to my detractors.. don't like my 'fantasies' go read someone elses... :rolleyes:
bro Flyjacket...your FR is one of my favorites in this forum, i'm sure many other bros will agree with me on that too!
i think some guys are just being jealous of your endless encounters with hot stewardess and some are just being plain idiot. Period.
pls don't quit....many of us here are counting on your story for inspiration!:D
on a second thought, you should double your production, waiting for your FR is a pains taking process!:p
sb song
09-12-2007, 02:48 PM
Yalorrr... gimme some time to cool down... ;)
Like what another senior said - enjoy what brothers share/contribute but if GOT NOTHING NICE TO SAY, MIGHT AS WELL SHADDUP! So to my detractors.. don't like my 'fantasies' go read someone elses... :rolleyes:
Bro Flyjacket don't border those jealous samster,you have every right to write what so ever you fantasies,kena zap is nothing,i kena zap until negative before so what they were lot of samsters who appreciated the fr you contributed,
Flyjacket
10-12-2007, 12:28 AM
brothers... thanks for cheering me up and the support... :)
guess i will continue writing soon enough... just be patient ya...
need to recollect on my list of conquest... [now where the fuck is my blackbook!]:p
Bro Flyjacket,
Dont be disheartened. For every asshole, there are a hundred behind you. Keep on writing and forget about some narrow minded fellas here.
Keep the flag flying.
Flyjacket
11-12-2007, 04:50 AM
:)
Seriously, I never expected writing about my past experiences would have such an effect on me too... and also for my buddies here.
To tell you the truth, mebbe the ability to share my experiences anonymously helps unload the burden of keeping the memories pent up inside.. I am pretty darn sure some of you guys have the same feelings of having done something naughty with someone but cannot tell the world about it... now this forum gives me the opportunity to share it without compromising the girls I have been with... if you get the picture.
Having said this, I must also say - that in my experiences, some did get a wee bit emotionally complicated... but so far, I have managed to wriggle out of it like a true flight crew. I have also bonked other mens' girlfriends and wives... :( something I am not proud off - but that feeling usually only comes after I cum.. pardon the pun!:p
Another thing I realised, Malay girls tend to be the best in BED... they give all without reservations... especially if they like you. And if you can service them kaw-kaw... man, they will return the service ten-folds.
Flyjacket
11-12-2007, 06:07 AM
I remember this one Malay girl by the initial S. Did a flight with her and ended up in Vienna. We were put up by the company in this hotel called Pyramide. The thing about this hotel was, it was run by Club Med and was like a pool resort in a freaking Pyramid!
The flight patterns were uniquely done in such a way that we would spend up to a week there, doing a Vienna to Zagreb shuttle in between. Anyway, to cut the story short ~ when we arrive at the hotel, we plan to lepak out in the pool every day while staying in the hotel... and this girl forgets her swimming suit... so she get to borrows one from her friend that is heading back to KL.
I swear - this was NOT a planned thing with her... [not complaining either.] While we [the guys] were soaking our balls in this chlorinated pool... our dear colleague backstrokes past us... not realising that her borrowed swimsuit is like one size toooo big, pleasantly exposing her big 'floating' breasts as she swims by... leaving ALL of us gawking at the sights! Yours truly becomes the hero and swims out to cover her... errr modesty.
"really..." she moans, embarassed by the fact !
"yup...sorry to tell you... but all the guys saw..."
"oh no..." she buries her face in the towel...
"dun worry la.." I reassure her... "they'll forget..."
I gently lead her back to her room, while she's shaking her head in disbelief, that she had accidentally exposed herself in the pool without even realising it. Once she got into the room, she dashes to the bathroom and cries her heart out... and leaves me scratching my head on how to comfort her.
"hey.... why you crying, ah..."
"they nampak me.. all of me" she says sobbing...
"its ok la... they can't do anything right?" I tell her " don't worry la..."
"tapi..."
"tapi what...like they gonna broadcast to everyone in the airlines, issit"
She's now out of the bathroom and in my comforting arms, sobbing ever so softly... which is so suddenly stimulating. I mean, I am still in my swimming shorts and she in the bathrobe... my dick slowly does the NEGARAKU... and when she realises my hard-on pressing on her thigh... she looks up and me and gives me this 'suprise' look... man, I'm embarrased now!
"... sorry..." I try to explain...
"... but, but,... how come... why..." bewildered, she looks for an explaination too.
"... its just ... you, just now.. in the pool... and now you, me cuddling..." I feebly try to explain...
"... oh..now you oso making me feel pelik la... " she smiles..
"... like I want to la..." I look at her, flushed in the face..
She slowly pulls me towards her and we start to look into each others' eyes and you could tell the chemistry was hitting off just right. She then slowly undoes the robe and lets it drop to the floor, exposing her lovely[omigawd!] brown breasts. I am like not believing my eyes... l press against her skin, feeling my hot hard-on press against her body and slowly turn her around to hug her from behind... I am now cupping her brown breasts with one hand and caressing the rest of her body with the other... my heartbeat racing loudly - through my ears. She reaches back and puts her hand in my swimshorts and slowly squeezes my hard-on...making it throb in her grip.
"hard..." she smiles...
"yes... you're torturing me..." I stammer...
"I know... tapi you suka... kan!" she says, bashfully...
"uhuh..." I nodded... "sedap..." not believing that this was actually happening, in Vienna... in the middle of winter!
"oh.. macam berdenyutla... this fella" she exclaims, feeling it throb everytime she lightly squeeze my dick, making me lose my senses...
"aaaahhh... of course la... " I reply, stupidly but enjoying every squeeze and stroke that her hands were giving my poor hard-on...
Then she bend over and licks the tip of my dickhead which sends me to Mars!
She licks again... and again... which drives me nuts.
"sayang... suck it..." I plead...
"tak reti la... nanti I tercekik...choke... how..!"
"you mean, you not use to this..." I look at her
"no... before you, I had only one experience...that was like in school..."
"oh wow... really !"
"... really!...macam tak percaya...kan..." she smiles...
I smile to her and then lead her to the edge of the bed, where she kneels between my legs and I show her how to suck and give a man a proper blowjob. She quickly learns to take my dick in her mouth and to suck on it with slight pressure and to use her tongue around the base and around the head... which gave me enormous waves of pleasures...
I take her hands and then make her lie down on the bed and slowly spread her legs instead. Slowly, I start kissing her calves, back of her knees and her thighs when I finally reach her pussy. Using my tongue, I flick in and out of her warm, sweet, moist pussy... which slowly drives her nuts
"arrrrrrghhh....sedap....nnice... " she moans...
"uhuh...I know..." continuing to stroke her clitoris with my tongue
"arhhhhh...yess... there... ahahhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"
I look up and see her eyes shut tightly, fingers clenched on the edges of the bed and her legs trembling, occasionally clamping my head ever so tightly. I continue my assault on her pussy like there was no tomorrow... which soon enough, brought her to climax all over my face... her fingers gripping my hair and trying to pull my head away from her quivering pussy.
"oh my gawd... oh my gawd... stop... please ...." she begs
"nice..." I ask, my face and tongue - still half buried in her pussy
"tooooo nice.. cannot... tahan..." she whimpers...
"tooo bad la..." I reply....
"no...more... please....pleasee... uuuuugghhhhnnnnnn...again, cummmming....again...." she says, voice breaking up...
"oh... no... my... gawd....sooooo nice..." she says... now voice and legs shivering.... which obviously makes me grin from ear to you...
I now spread her legs and put my dick between her pussy lips... and you can see the anticipating look in her eyes... I slowly rub my dick in and out of her pussy lips to wet it before plunging it into her awfully tight pussy...
"aaaahhhh.... ohhhhhh.... so ti... tight..." I moan, as I shove my dick into her...
She doesn't say a word, but has this glazed malay look in her eyes... which I am totally fucked with! :D I slowly start to what the Malays would say... mendayung, or row the boat....in and out, in and out... which brings her to feeble start moaning... hands again gripping the edges of the bed... :p Heaven...
I continue to pump in and out of her and totally drive her insane with pleasures. I know because she was whimpering and moaning and groaning with every stroke... with the occasional shudderings... and then the whimpering again.
Before long, I too started to feel my balls start to itch and wanting to unload my load. Thankfully I have my condom, as on every occasion... so i continue to pump this poor girl under me... until I too... start to quicken my pace and.....
"ohhhhhhh yessss.... mmmmmmm....." I groan, unloading my balls in her hot throbbing pussy.... hugging her and rolling over...
"yess.... hug me... hug...me... " she says, grabbing me hard...
"ohhh yesss...." I moan. hugging her back... stroking her arms and lightly scratching her back.... now which she slowly sits on my groin, with my still pulsating dick up her pussy... again exposing her brown breasts with now pinkish brown puffy erected nipples.... the effects of being turned on as hell.
*******
This is one Malay girl that I will always remember... becos in a way, it was not the sex that I remembered but the manner she made me feel... it was the after-sex effect that she had... that doe eyed gaze she would give, snuggling up, caressing.... something the most of the chinese girls should learn from their Malay counterpart. aka... GFE :)
peace!
Flyjacket
11-12-2007, 06:47 AM
Just did a recap, and so far have written about
Narita [melayu], Munich [china], Sydney[melayu], Rome[melayu], London[melayu], Adelaide[china], Brisbane(RBA-china),Sydney-Brisbane[indian], Bkt Jalil...[melayu], Dubai [melayu], Kinabalu [sarawakian], Vienna [melayu]
damn..! still got so many more to write...
you guys really want me to be honest, well - to tell you the truth.. a lot more fucks happened but not as memorable as the ones above... so have to go dig up old files and to remember details before I write it... please bear with me WHILE I go korek the pics and other items that can bring back memories... :)
To Chadlee... originator of this thread, My apologies for hijacking your thread... don't ask me how this happened! :p
sb song
11-12-2007, 11:15 AM
Yahoo well writen fr bro reading it also can get a hardon,can wait for more,PLEASE bro MORE,MORE..................
tungking75
11-12-2007, 12:26 PM
gREAT STORY fLYJACKET.
I'm sure everyone will agree that you keep us coming back into this tread. Without you this tread is dead. Glad to hear you're continuing on for the rest of us. There's always somebody jealous out there man....just so the can't get it, they have to ruin it for everyone.
Loved your story on RBA bro, its a small knit community they have there and once you pop one, every female crew knows you're fuckable. Hahahahaha, i'm not a crew but pretty close to smell each one of them. I'm lucky enough to have friends who are in the flight crew and join their parties. We got invited to Brunei last month to attend a crew party, let me tell you, there's a lot of crazy ones out on RBA Hahahaha.
Anyway, soilder on FlyJacket. Looking forward to your adventures.
Flyjacket
11-12-2007, 02:57 PM
Lets see... was going through my black book and walla... I must tell you about this girl from *****. She's chinese and one helluva fucking maniac. She's one of our chinese/mandarin crew and does mostly the chinese routes.
I met her on one of our Taipei flight and instantly hit off... she had this great CFM [come fuck me] look with an equally great smile... and I was damn sure the other guys were upset that she CHOOSE me to hang out with. Fact is, we flew on few other flights but never got close as this particular flight.
As usual, after a flight - we would all gather to go out for a meal out of the hotel as eating in the hotel is rather expensive, plus the food isn't that great. After dinner, one of the guys said "hey all... lets hang out at the crew lounge... watch DVDs..." Everybody agreed but never expected the DVD was a HK Cat III soft-porn one that he picked up from the night market.
"wow... sex movie" one of the guys exclaimed
"yup... so anyone don't want to watch or what..." says the guy that was fiddling with the remote...
"ok..". "i'm ok..." "ya...same here " echos a couple of the guys... but silence from the girls...
While watching this movie with a few drinks already down the hatch, I realise that this girl sitting beside me started to get fidgetty...
"why la... ants in the pants... issit? " I grinned...
"no-larrr... just horny... " she whispers
"huh....excuse me" myself being startled... staring at her...
"yes-la... come cabut from here... go to my room..." she says..
I was like 'you don't need to say twice', watch her get up and leave the crew lounge and head back to her room ... I soon excused myself, with a big fat grin on my face...
[to be continued... torture you fellas a bit! :p ]
LowProfiler
11-12-2007, 06:32 PM
basketttttt....:p
[to be continued... torture you fellas a bit! :p ]
Good to note you are back to your cheerful self. Keep the sotries cumming. You are the lifeline of this thread.
Agree that NLs are the best in bed among local chicks. Had a few, keep one for 6 mths. She got sticky and had to let her off. Ah... those were the days.
best123
11-12-2007, 07:12 PM
wow!!! waitng for the story to continue!!!!
Flyjacket
11-12-2007, 10:04 PM
tiu... nia... seng... :mad:
write nice long FR about this mandarin speaking crew and when submit... the freaking post/page expired...
even this post oso kena ... fedup!
servers getting clogged or what!!!
from now on... gonna write in MsWord first, then paste the darn story... at least if the stupid post/page expires, my entire 30 minutes of recollection is not wasted!!!
Flyjacket
11-12-2007, 11:23 PM
Anyway, will write again about this girl I met while on one of my flights to Taipei. Like I said, she’s one of those mandarin speaking crew that generally does the orient/chinese routes but on occasion will fly to other destinations…
****
After she left the crew lounge, I waited for a while so as not to arouse any suspicion. Then I quickly cabut back to my room to collect the condoms before eagerly heading to her room. I press the door bell and she opens it, smiling at me…
“what took you so long, thought you’d never come…” she says…
“errr… didn’t want the crew to talk la..” I said.
“oh…” while leading me into her room…
Next thing I know, she spins around, and starts fumbling with my belt buckle, undoing it and dropping my pants to the floor. I go speechless when she then slips her hands into my underwear and starts to fondle my cock, slowly stroking it up and down…
“I knew it was big…” she smiles…
“I err… you… why you so wild…” I look into her eyes..
“Because I like…” she retorts, smiling even more lovingly…
Aiyoh… her smile, her hair, her skin color… I am frazzled and enjoying her caressing my cock when she suddenly bends over and starts to suck on my cock. She slowly take it into her warm moist mouth and with the upwards and downwards motion, my throbbling cock get achingly harder. Her fingers stroking the shaft, her nails gently raking my balls – I thought I was gonna explode in her face there and then!
She then pushes my underwear to the floor and slowly continues to suck on my cock, this time while sitting on the edge of the bed. She holds my butt cheeks and squeezes it and then pulls my body towards her while she continues to suck and slurp on my throbbing cock… I try to remove her clothes but she refuses, instead concentrating on my throbbing overheated cock in her salivalating mouth... Soon I get this familiar tingling sensation from my balls indicating that I was going to cum..
“err ohhh… baby… I cummmming… baby… I… I…” warning her about it.
“shoot into my mouth…” she says.. “I want to taste you…”
“oohhh yess… yess… I …oh gawd” my voice trembling as I shoot my load into her mouth.
She gulps down the hot sperm as though it was honey, which I find amazingly, a bloody turn on…. She continues to slurp at my cock as it slowly pulsates and throbs in her mouth.
“I like to taste sperm…” she says… grinning.
She slowly climbs into the bed that she was sitting on, slowly pulling me with her mouth, still sucking on my cock… All I can do is follow her and…
“baby… roll over..” I whisper at her… slowly pulling at her tshirt, exposing a beautiful set of breast the size of a handful. She was braless after all. Then I go for her silk boxer shorts
“uhuh…” she nods…helping me undress her…
“oh… man…” I exclaim, smiling at the sight of her… her long slender legs… her almost hairless pussy and her perky breasts and her hair on the pillow but next thing I know, she is gets up, pushing me back into bed…and stuffing my cock in her mouth.
“hell… yes..” I mumble… “you like this… no…”
“I like to make a man beg…” she grins.. “ this way helps…”
“yeah… yes… oh… yess…” I nod, approvingly.
“baby… come here… to my side…” I motion to her…
She gets the message and slowly straddles my face, giving me a full erotic view of her pussy… “Oh my… ohhhh ahhhh” I cry out when she plunges my cock in deeper in her warm moist mouth…
I return the favor by pulling her closer and thrusting my tongue into her wet pussy.
“ohhhhhhhh **** yess… there yess… “ she moans, still with my cock in her mouth..
“ohh gawd…” she cries out as I flick my tongue across her pussy lips and on her clit.
I continue this while she continues her works on my cock. I could feel her breasts and nipples poking at my lower abdomen every time she wriggles on my body… so tantalizing sweet… when she starts to slowly grind her pussy into my face and mouth…
“ohhhh yess… I’m cumming… yess… “ she moans loudly, grinding her very wet pussy harder into my face.. slowly collapsing and hugging my thighs, shivering and moaning in her orgasm.
I roll out from under her and soon position myself between her legs and knees, trying to put on the bloody condom. She take it from my hand and then gently helps me put it on my cock. Damn erotic man… an woman putting on a condom on the cock… I gaze at her eyes while she does this… she smiles and nodded…
Next thing, I am thrusting in and out of her wet pussy and she groaning and moaning with every thrust. My hands are on her breasts, alternating between stroking and balancing at the same time. Her eyes glazed and rolled over with obvious bliss…
And because of her earlier blow-job, I get to continue this thrusting in and out of her for a good length of time, driving her insane with pleasure. I keep looking at her in full glory as I pump into her sparsely hairy pussy…. gripping her waist as thrust deeper into her.
“ohhhh gawd… again…” she moans “I’m cummming again… ohhh” her eyes rolling in extascy..
“me too…” I reply… smiling at her, feeling the same intense sensations grow..
Now its my turn to collapse on her… breathing heavily, kissing her ears and her neck..
She smiles and then grin….
We fucked again, before the flight back to Kuala Lumpur. That my friends – is another story but I can say this… fucking a stewardess with her baju kebaya unzipped opened and her sarong around the waist…. aiyoh… and with my cock deep in her pussy.
Man… what a fuck. Thanks to a video session in the crew room.
Flyjacket
12-12-2007, 06:41 AM
Loved your story on RBA bro, its a small knit community they have there and once you pop one, every female crew knows you're fuckable. Hahahahaha,.....
Dude, my experience with the RBA crew at Carlton Brisbane was a pure chance thingy... 3 guys meeting 3 girls at a stupid phone booth outside the hotel... and to find out that this chinese girl is attracted to me !
Bumped into one of the Malay girls from the 3 of them a few weeks ago at KLIA and she was renewing her airport ID... got to know her name [Salina] and that she's with AirAsia and stays in Klang... managed to talk to her and inquire about the chinese girl,... now I know the chinese girl's name and that she's from Ipoh... :) wondering if she's with AirAsia too...
Anyway, thanks for the feedback...
Guys... love to hear from you all too!
Flyjacket
13-12-2007, 02:14 AM
why is the forum so unstable? issit the forum or issit the stupid streamyx connection... or worst... issit because I upgraded to IExplorer7 ????
hey bro flyjacket - keep the juice coming! Doing great!
Great job bro flyjacket! Keep the juice coming!
Flyjacket
13-12-2007, 06:29 PM
Andy... or issit n.dee :p
thanks for the support...
actually ndee to mean andy... but i guess can sound like n.dee...
:eek: :( :o
jedycity
14-12-2007, 07:55 AM
why is the forum so unstable? issit the forum or issit the stupid streamyx connection... or worst... issit because I upgraded to IExplorer7 ????
Bro Flyjacket,
No sure what happen, the forum unstable condition is also happen to us.
Dickinchic
14-12-2007, 09:12 AM
Bro Flyjacket,
No sure what happen, the forum unstable condition is also happen to us.
you know why Bro Jedy....this website contain too much testosterone...that is why it was unstable sometime!:D
tungking75
14-12-2007, 09:15 AM
Dude, my experience with the RBA crew at Carlton Brisbane was a pure chance thingy... 3 guys meeting 3 girls at a stupid phone booth outside the hotel... and to find out that this chinese girl is attracted to me !
Bumped into one of the Malay girls from the 3 of them a few weeks ago at KLIA and she was renewing her airport ID... got to know her name [Salina] and that she's with AirAsia and stays in Klang... managed to talk to her and inquire about the chinese girl,... now I know the chinese girl's name and that she's from Ipoh... :) wondering if she's with AirAsia too...
Anyway, thanks for the feedback...
Guys... love to hear from you all too!
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Chinese girl from ipoh......sounds familiar. She doesn't work as a stewardess anymore does she? There's this other girl who stop RBA and became a model. We call her the cameltoe lady. She used to where this short shorts and tight.
jedycity
14-12-2007, 09:19 AM
you know why Bro Jedy....this website contain too much testosterone...that is why it was unstable sometime!:D
Bro Dickinchic,
So early log in kar....hehehe:p
Fyi
testosterone = A potent androgenic hormone produced chiefly by the testes; responsible for the development of male secondary sex characteristics
Dickinchic
14-12-2007, 10:39 AM
Bro Dickinchic,
So early log in kar....hehehe:p
Fyi
testosterone = A potent androgenic hormone produced chiefly by the testes; responsible for the development of male secondary sex characteristics
have to be early lar....early cock catches the pussy mah!!:D kekeke
Friday mood lah...what to do...
btw, if testosterone is responsible for the secondary sex characteristic, what is then responsible for the primary one? hehehe...layman term hor pls...don't get too technical...hehehe:p
ProfessorOokami
14-12-2007, 03:55 PM
what is then responsible for the primary one? hehehe...layman term hor pls...don't get too technical...hehehe
The genes (XX or XY sex chromosomes) are responsible for the prmary sex characteristics. Long time ago, in China, a male can officially blamed his wife or wives that they were responsble for not giving birth to a son [a very important KPI] and males could start marrying more wives to achieve that KPI :D With the advancement of science, it is now clear that the male (contributor of X or Y chromosomes) are the ones responsible to produce a male (XY), so we retain 1 wife marriage everafter. Sometimes I get to hate science:mad:
By the way...marrying many times [or remains married to many] is POLYGAMY, what is being married once? married twice? Anyone can enlighten me?
ProfessorOokami
14-12-2007, 04:02 PM
Bro Flyjacket,
No sure what happen, the forum unstable condition is also happen to us.
I noticed that the page gets "switched off" after the stickies have been fully displayed, so I realized that I had to refresh the page and the stickies show up again and after a few refreshing then only the page could be openned fully for reading. In this way, the advertisements on MagicX and Terak and some PRC girl pics seems to catch my maximum attention....like that very effective loh and comply with Angehrn's ICDT model concept in web design leh
Flyjacket
14-12-2007, 07:31 PM
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Chinese girl from ipoh......sounds familiar. She doesn't work as a stewardess anymore does she? There's this other girl who stop RBA and became a model. .
Hey... you know her? have you seen her... where ??
Glamorous
15-12-2007, 04:24 AM
its always been a fantasy to bonk a air-stewardess!!!
there was once, when i was on my flight to PARIS, i make eyes contact with a very pretty air-stewardess!!! she sent me electric signals, and even poured me water, by bending down, showig her cleavage, just to make me erect! she saw the bulge, and whispered to me, "see you at the back" . within seconds, i unbuckled, and walk swiftly to the toilet.I pulled her into the toilet, lock the door, frenched her and get her into orgasm as we fuck high up in the skies!!! Heee! :p
but in the end..... when i reach my destination, i just woke up....
and it was all a fantasy.........as i leave the plane, with the air-stewardess, with wishing me sweetly,
"Thank you, have a nice day, see you again"
Haizz...... thats F-A-N-T-A-S-Y
jedycity
15-12-2007, 08:48 AM
btw, if testosterone is responsible for the secondary sex characteristic, what is then responsible for the primary one? hehehe...layman term hor pls...don't get too technical...hehehe:p
The genes (XX or XY sex chromosomes) are responsible for the prmary sex characteristics
I thot testosterone's primary responsible is obtain balancing when we conduct all kind of positions. hahaha:p
63licks
16-12-2007, 11:39 PM
I noticed that the page gets "switched off" after the stickies have been fully displayed, so I realized that I had to refresh the page and the stickies show up again and after a few refreshing then only the page could be openned fully for reading. In this way, the advertisements on MagicX and Terak and some PRC girl pics seems to catch my maximum attention....like that very effective loh and comply with Angehrn's ICDT model concept in web design leh
Me also experiencing this on and off of the wesite. seemsonly happen recently about begin of December. I hav to log off and log on again.:confused:
ProfessorOokami
17-12-2007, 09:22 AM
Me also experiencing this on and off of the wesite. seemsonly happen recently about begin of December. I hav to log off and log on again.:confused:
Yaloh, SBF announced its migration to another srever mah, and the tweaking process will cause a lot of instability...whether you like it or not;)
Flyjacket
18-12-2007, 12:25 AM
its always been a fantasy to bonk a air-stewardess!!!
there was once, when i was on my flight to PARIS, i make eyes contact with a very pretty air-stewardess!!! she sent me electric signals, and even poured me water, by bending down, showig her cleavage, just to make me erect! she saw the bulge...
Haizz...... thats F-A-N-T-A-S-Y
Hahaa... soundz like a MAS Captain that I know...married but ALWAYS FANTA-SIZING!!, the day his fantasy turned to reality - he kena tangkap by his wife... stupid dope sms'ed the wrong number... :p
Nowadays -wife holding the strings to the purse... he no MONEY to wayang outside... :(
ProfessorOokami
18-12-2007, 12:57 AM
This instability of SBF server is driving me up the wall....:mad:
So fed up with constant refreshing...and it takes me 10 times of refreshing to read a page:eek: Dammed it ..wasting my time...just watching "terak"
Thus, I have decided to log out and set a 6 month period to revisit this SBF...blah...
Resident Evil
18-12-2007, 12:59 AM
This instability of SBF server is driving me up the wall....:mad:
So fed up with constant refreshing...and it takes me 10 times of refreshing to read a page:eek: Dammed it ..wasting my time...just watching "terak"
Thus, I have decided to log out and set a 6 month period to revisit this SBF...blah...
Aisay taikor brother. Have to be patient le. Log on at this time is better. ;)
jedycity
18-12-2007, 07:30 AM
This instability of SBF server is driving me up the wall....:mad:
So fed up with constant refreshing...and it takes me 10 times of refreshing to read a page:eek: Dammed it ..wasting my time...just watching "terak"
Thus, I have decided to log out and set a 6 month period to revisit this SBF...blah...
For me, nowadays...have no problem leh...:p
tungking75
19-12-2007, 11:46 AM
Hey... you know her? have you seen her... where ??
I use to know her when she was in Brunei. Apparently now she's back in KL, and i did saw her ad last year. Where she was modelling for a chinese ad. Now i can't remember her name.....i didn't get to try her out but she's willing. I hope we're talking about the same person man. Hahahahaha but i know for sure the girl is from ipoh with RBA.
Flyjacket
21-12-2007, 11:09 PM
I use to know her when she was in Brunei. Apparently now she's back in KL, and i did saw her ad last year. .
Haiya... bikin kancheong only... thot you bumped [bonk!?] into her here in KL... :p
Flyjacket
22-12-2007, 12:23 AM
Anyway... it Christmas and I will not be flying till next year... so hang on to your flight tickets for the next installments of my PFE [past flying FB experiences]..
promise y'all -
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year...
DaveC65
23-12-2007, 05:03 AM
Best thread I've read this year!!
Flyjacket
28-12-2007, 03:12 AM
will be back... real soon.. :)
calcom21
28-12-2007, 08:51 AM
Just to share some info with you all... My friends work in MAS and he told me that you can easily get ONS with other stewardess if you are travelling overseas. Obviously not all... But most of them esp NL. Can't say it's 100% true cos i have not experience before but heard from my friend. :D
jerrystockton
28-12-2007, 05:36 PM
Just to share some info with you all... My friends work in MAS and he told me that you can easily get ONS with other stewardess if you are travelling overseas. Obviously not all... But most of them esp NL. Can't say it's 100% true cos i have not experience before but heard from my friend. :D
Easily to get ONS with other stewardess ?? I dun think it's that easy lar...
Flyjacket
29-12-2007, 01:56 PM
Easily to get ONS with other stewardess ?? I dun think it's that easy lar...
On the contrary... ONS with FSS can happen... here's free advice on how to start.
1. Dun be STUPID and try to impress the FSS with small talk and show-off with material stuff. Instead just BE YOURSELF and start a friendly conversation with her ON THE FLIGHT... tell her about yourself, what you like and dislikes; NOT what you earn and what you have...
2...then ask if if she would like to have dinner/lunch/tea with you.. chances are if you are decent enough [first impression counts!] - you'd get a date [at your overseas nightstop], after that, pandai-pandai la jual saham... if she like you & your company, she'll invite you back to her hotel - then she'll probably fuck your brains out...
3... furthermore, no chances in KL becos - the FSSes are already attached back in KL and they tend to be VERY discreet with who they go out with in KL [or in SINGAPORE (SQcrew) ]
4... lastly, it is easier for you to try your luck/chances with a NL [melayu-la] than a Chinese girl if you are interested in a ONS as NL are known to go a bit gila when out of the watchful eyes of their fellow Malay/Muslim brethens!!
Seriously - [no offence intended] if not for 1SL4M1C rules in Malaysia, the MALAY women here would be even hotter than their Thai counterparts!!! :p
*let us know, who gets lucky - ok !
jerrystockton
29-12-2007, 02:11 PM
Dun be STUPID and try to impress the FSS with small talk and show-off with material stuff. Instead just BE YOURSELF and start a friendly conversation with her ON THE FLIGHT... tell her about yourself, what you like and dislikes; NOT what you earn and what you have...
No wonder I hv never successfully sian a cabin crew b4 cause i always be myself ie a genuine ham sap guy with ham sap face...:p
Besides, i always tell them what i like ie big boobs and itchy girl and what i dislike ie aeroplane a small boobs....
calcom21
29-12-2007, 02:43 PM
No wonder I hv never successfully sian a cabin crew b4 cause i always be myself ie a genuine ham sap guy with ham sap face...:p
Besides, i always tell them what i like ie big boobs and itchy girl and what i dislike ie aeroplane a small boobs....
I agreed with Bro Flyjacket,
Actually i met a NL airstewardess when i travel oversea 3 yrs ago. We had a good chat and meet up for dinner that evening before she flew back to m'sia the next day. I didn't expect anything special and nothing cross my mind either as i'm an innocent guy at that time.. hahaha~ But she's slim NL, above average look.
Flyjacket
29-12-2007, 11:54 PM
On the contrary... ONS with FSS can happen... here's free advice on how to start.
1. Dun be STUPID and try to impress the FSS with small talk and show-off with material stuff. Instead just BE YOURSELF and start a friendly conversation with her ON THE FLIGHT... tell her about yourself, what you like and dislikes; NOT what you earn and what you have...
2...then ask if if she would like to have dinner/lunch/tea with you.. chances are if you are decent enough [first impression counts!] - you'd get a date [at your overseas nightstop], after that, pandai-pandai la jual saham... if she like you & your company, she'll invite you back to her hotel - then she'll probably fuck your brains out...
3... furthermore, no chances in KL becos - the FSSes are already attached back in KL and they tend to be VERY discreet with who they go out with in KL [or in SINGAPORE (SQcrew) ]
4... lastly, it is easier for you to try your luck/chances with a NL [melayu-la] than a Chinese girl if you are interested in a ONS as NL are known to go a bit gila when out of the watchful eyes of their fellow Malay/Muslim brethens!!
Seriously - [no offence intended] if not for 1SL4M1C rules in Malaysia, the MALAY women here would be even hotter than their Thai counterparts!!! :p
*let us know, who gets lucky - ok !
This is FREE advice on how to score a stewardess you meet on the flight... if don't understand... go find a bar of soap and forget the hassles... :p
Dickinchic
30-12-2007, 01:42 AM
On the contrary... ONS with FSS can happen... here's free advice on how to start.
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3.....
4.....
*let us know, who gets lucky - ok !
Bro Flyjacket....you sure make it sounds like as easy as buying a pack of condom in 7-11:o. it is just like Bill Gate tells us how easy for him to make "another few more millions":D
i am sure it is not that easy lah.....you are speaking as an expert, for most of us here, it would be lucky enough to get a glimp of the cleavage from the SQ/MAS girls when they bend down to take the tray from the troley...kekeke....
flirting with flight stewardess and sian-ing them into ONS seems like harder than striking 4D!!!
but nonetheless...it is still an encouraging tips for all of us here...at least after MU losing to WHU just now, this is something that bring some smiles to my face:p
as i will be flying soon with SQ next week....i will surely memorize your tips and keep playing them in mind! but i highly doubt that anything will happen though!:o
calcom21
30-12-2007, 09:49 AM
Bro Flyjacket....you sure make it sounds like as easy as buying a pack of condom in 7-11:o. it is just like Bill Gate tells us how easy for him to make "another few more millions":D
Yo bro,
Just to let you know there is always ppl think it's easy to bonk stewardess and there's ppl find it hard. Ppl with confident and always get to have ONS with stewardess will find it easy. It's just simply saying a person earning high income will think that it's easy to bonk a girl in a HC and those earn less will find it hard to bonk. Hahaha~ that's just my thought... :D
Dickinchic
30-12-2007, 11:10 AM
Yo bro,
It's just simply saying a person earning high income will think that it's easy to bonk a girl in a HC and those earn less will find it hard to bonk. Hahaha~ that's just my thought... :D
i think that's the most ridiculous, ignorant and laughable comment i have heard all year boy!!:cool:
why is it bonking a HC gal got anything to do with how much we earn??:confused:
i really appreciate you being so active and post in almost every threads in this forum and with such high frequency......but.....what for?
sorry no offend intended here....i guess i'm just in bad mood today.
Flyjacket
30-12-2007, 11:23 AM
Yo bro,
It's just simply saying a person earning high income will think that it's easy to bonk a girl in a HC and those earn less will find it hard to bonk. Hahaha~ that's just my thought... :D
hahaa... actually u have a valid point there... money oso talks. if u have the "disposable income" to spend/belanja ~ then chances are, u get to impress the FSS when u take her out... *simple*
the difference is how u flaunt ur wealth... some find it a turn on, but most will find it a turn-off, so to play safe - try to be a simple regular fella [and naturally friendly too]... that way, u will also know if the FSS is a gold-digger or not !! :p
One thing though - FSS hates going out with cheapskates too... so its a fine line between being a show-off and an el cheapo...:D
Bottom line... be yourself and GOOD LUCK
jerrystockton
30-12-2007, 11:31 AM
Bro Calcom,
It always took me a while to digest your short postings, either my english level damn low or u never think when u write your posting.
Flyjacket
30-12-2007, 01:32 PM
Bro Calcom,
It always took me a while to digest your short postings,....
Bro. JerryS.
Give the bugger a break la... :p perhaps he got no more "chien$$$" to cheong...@ HC or with flying sarongs.... :D
psss: will be writing again soon... so like I said earlier, hold on to your flight tickets... will tell you about one by the name of Osriati !!! *grin* [can mention name cos she no more flying no more! ]
calcom21
30-12-2007, 02:26 PM
Yo all bro!
Hmm.... i just thought of sharing what i thought in mind. And ya know what.. i had been zap 3 times today..... 2 of them said i talk meaningless.. not that i demand info or whatsoever. I just tried to be friendly and like taking and sharing.. that's all this forum is right? and if this forum get too serious, it's not fun at all.. Not that i didn't share... Well, guess i talk too much... Just some bro's bad mood perhaps lead me to kena zapp.... :mad: My unlucky day...
chadlee
30-12-2007, 06:29 PM
Good advice bro flyjacket.
Hahahaha..agree with you, those that score, please post FR :)
Flyjacket
31-12-2007, 02:04 AM
NL = Nasi Lemak = Melayu la...
Dickinchic
31-12-2007, 07:16 AM
Yo all bro!
Hmm.... i just thought of sharing what i thought in mind. And ya know what.. i had been zap 3 times today..... 2 of them said i talk meaningless.. not that i demand info or whatsoever. I just tried to be friendly and like taking and sharing.. that's all this forum is right? and if this forum get too serious, it's not fun at all.. Not that i didn't share... Well, guess i talk too much... Just some bro's bad mood perhaps lead me to kena zapp.... :mad: My unlucky day...
not that i owe you any explanation, but i just thought you should know i do not believe in deducting anyone's point and i have never done that and probably never will!
nothing wrong with sharing and expressing your view, this is public forum after all. but when you stated something stupid, be prepare to accept other's view too, hey this is public forum remember?
if you can't take it, pipe down!
Flyjacket
01-01-2008, 04:13 AM
so like I said earlier, hold on to your flight tickets... will tell you about one by the name of Osriati !!! *grin* [can mention name cos she no more flying no more! ]
Okay - I'm back for my next flight story. It was when I was a supervisor on the 737s, then oso known as the domestic fleet. One of the crew that was assigned to my team was this girl by the name of Osriati... We were doing a domestic flight that took us on a 5 day trip starting with a KUL/BKI/TWU/BKI sector where at the end of the flight we spend the 1st night in Kota Kinabalu.
This girl that I mentioned - she may have been a skinny woman but she had the loveliest brown eyes that you can just look into. But being the supervisor
[and being new...] I had to keep my distance and cool.
[conversation is partly based from my blackbook]
"Why you so garang... ?" she asked.
"What? Me? Garang ka?" I replied
"See... even talk, so garang one... !"
"Hey, I can help it la... its just me - serious, but that doesn't mean I am garang. ok"
"Ok la... if you say so..." she replies.
"How can you say I garang when you don't know me..."
"Nevermind la... now so defensive pula..." she
Anyway, after the flight - we had our usual flight debrief and that was when she said she would like to come lepak in my room... so-called study... :p I was like "ah? oh? ok!"
[fuck... wifey calling... ]
DaveC65
01-01-2008, 04:59 AM
[fuck... wifey calling... ]
:D Damn! Bro Flyjacket, almost pissed myself laughing here. Create the mood and setting for yet another awesome story, slowly raising the expectations of your avid readers then......."fuck.... wifey calling!" Bang! end of episode! You can almost hear the hiss of all the hard-ons deflating!! :D
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