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noungoil
29-11-2007, 02:51 PM
Hi, i and my friends want to work in KL for massage, any man can introduce for me?

aczeta76
29-11-2007, 02:53 PM
This is interesting...

Maybe u want to post more info on your age, looks, figure, services provided etc as well as how much u charge>?

Itto
29-11-2007, 02:59 PM
Please forward your resume with recent passport photo and sexperience and expected charges to our Dekuip. He would scan and certify whether you are acceptable. If acceptable, i'm sure you would be bery busy lah.

noungoil
29-11-2007, 03:04 PM
Hi mr, I said i want to working as massage only, why must see my look?

i am 27 year, 55kg, 163cm, darkskin, big eye. Last time my boyfriend said i am very pretty but now i don't know.

DeKuip
29-11-2007, 03:13 PM
Please forward your resume with recent passport photo and sexperience and expected charges to our Dekuip. He would scan and certify whether you are acceptable. If acceptable, i'm sure you would be bery busy lah.

U very free arr?? tot today i very nice to u coz i am pending on 1 very chun contact for u.. only for u and not for Super Itchy. U too slow compare to him.. that's why only pass to u.

Like that talk abt me.. boh tiu liao.

DeKuip
29-11-2007, 03:14 PM
Hi, i and my friends want to work in KL for massage, any man can introduce for me?

dont worry.. u post this way sure A OKT will make his move very fast. :rolleyes:

noungoil
29-11-2007, 03:19 PM
dont worry.. u post this way sure A OKT will make his move very fast. :rolleyes:

MR I don't want agent! I only can stay in Malaysia for 2 week, then i go back to singapore to work as massage.

thailuck
29-11-2007, 03:25 PM
MR I don't want agent! I only can stay in Malaysia for 2 week, then i go back to singapore to work as massage.

read you pm (private message) call me ok! i can speak thai!!!:D

DeKuip
29-11-2007, 03:35 PM
MR I don't want agent! I only can stay in Malaysia for 2 week, then i go back to singapore to work as massage.

Me not agent, i was telling a real okt will make his move soon. :rolleyes:

jedycity
29-11-2007, 04:19 PM
Got warm feeling here. KL bro is so friendly & helpful….hehehe:p

dc8888
29-11-2007, 04:22 PM
how about spending a day or two in ipoh and later two days in penang.. only if qc done and certified by our cheif engineer d cup.:D

sober
29-11-2007, 04:24 PM
Me not agent, i was telling a real okt will make his move soon. :rolleyes:

Irregardless lar.... u faster than OKT lar... faster faster get us a review... :p

Arowana Police
29-11-2007, 09:53 PM
Hi, i and my friends want to work in KL for massage, any man can introduce for me?

Huh ? Like that also can ah ? R u char bos ? And any man intro by us here, sure will want some kind of "special" from you one. So be prepared.

master1521
30-11-2007, 03:52 AM
this is very interesting... pm me your contact i am able to make your stay longer than 2 weeks.... AP papers is with me :D

serembanmen
30-11-2007, 10:20 AM
Hi mr, I said i want to working as massage only, why must see my look?

i am 27 year, 55kg, 163cm, darkskin, big eye. Last time my boyfriend said i am very pretty but now i don't know.

Give me ur number! come to seremban, only massage for me ok! muahahahaha

solid_snake
30-11-2007, 10:25 AM
wow, very interesting, what is the charges? :D
where u based in? so i can pay a visit to get myself massage

woodringman
30-11-2007, 10:35 AM
Wah!! So many bros so interested.

Hopefully noungoil will reply to some of the bros here.

Come to think of it, school holidays just started hor!!:rolleyes:

kelk
30-11-2007, 01:15 PM
im interested too...how abt the charges and location?:)

Dicku12cn8
30-11-2007, 02:26 PM
Hi, i and my friends want to work in KL for massage, any man can introduce for me?

Nong, ti nai tonni? Mi faen , ki kun?

noungoil
30-11-2007, 05:58 PM
Nong, ti nai tonni? Mi faen , ki kun?:mad:

PI, noung mi faen liao ka!

noungoil
30-11-2007, 05:59 PM
Thank you to Mr S help me! I am now at tropicana golf club.

al-pharqkiu
01-12-2007, 12:44 PM
What ppl say is true la. School holidays got a lot of weird and stupid staff.

DeKuip
01-12-2007, 01:26 PM
Thank you to Mr S help me! I am now at tropicana golf club.

U are most welcome.. hur hur hur

master1521
01-12-2007, 01:37 PM
i wanna go..... mr. s help me oso ah...

sober
01-12-2007, 04:30 PM
I also wanna go mr. S help me too....

ProfessorOokami
01-12-2007, 07:01 PM
PI, noung mi faen liao ka!

Jangwat nong yoo ti nai khrap? Tammai ma tini tham ngan reu bprau?

serembanmen
03-12-2007, 11:06 AM
Jangwat nong yoo ti nai khrap? Tammai ma tini tham ngan reu bprau?

Now u write thai like thai people leh! :eek: muahahahaha

ProfessorOokami
03-12-2007, 11:44 AM
Now u write thai like thai people leh! :eek: muahahahaha

Walaueh, my Thai sifu teasing me leh :D Poor me, I dont have a permanent sleeping Thai dictionary to refer whenever I need to know more. Perhasp that Danuk "green dictionary" can help, hurhurhur:p

DeKuip
03-12-2007, 11:48 AM
Now u write thai like thai people leh! :eek: muahahahaha

coz Prof recently screwed too many thai gers lah... hur hu hur..

Ah ban kor, yest i was ready to rescue u.. me standby for ur call, if needed i will sure go.

oh, how come u write like prc keh? :p

serembanmen
03-12-2007, 02:43 PM
coz Prof recently screwed too many thai gers lah... hur hu hur..

Ah ban kor, yest i was ready to rescue u.. me standby for ur call, if needed i will sure go.

oh, how come u write like prc keh? :p

U know or not, she sit my car, my car enginge go hair wire, after send her off my car is back to normal. Don't know Y??????

Darknites
03-12-2007, 04:26 PM
Thank you to Mr S help me! I am now at tropicana golf club.

how come you guys get so worked up with her... she only said she is interested in doing massage...

plus... dun mind me being direct... 27 year, 55kg, 163cm... does not spell a slim gal...

anyway, Mr S... she stay so close to us ar? keke.. I'll be dropping by KL this Wed.. not sure will cheong or not... will give you a buzz when I'm in KL. Cheers!

DeKuip
03-12-2007, 06:34 PM
anyway, Mr S... she stay so close to us ar? keke.. I'll be dropping by KL this Wed.. not sure will cheong or not... will give you a buzz when I'm in KL. Cheers!

not say close lah.. but oso not that far. :p

i think it's a typo lah.. u mean not sure how many time u will cheong is it? :p

ok ok.. wed afternoon np, but evening i wont be free... if free oso very late.. after 11:30pm.

can boh?

ProfessorOokami
03-12-2007, 07:24 PM
U know or not, she sit my car, my car enginge go hair wire, after send her off my car is back to normal. Don't know Y??????

Bro Serembanman,

Let me explain a bit on this piece of engineering phenomenon: There are normally 2 types of generated electrical current plus a natural current [which is known as static discharge], which are named AC [prounounced as Eh-Sy] and DC [Dee-Sy]. Well, cars use DC and of course the high-tension part where you obtain your ignition is on AC.

Many do not understand why the car behaved differently whenever a SYT or even MILF were to in the car. Not only the driver's resistance [calculated in Ohm, sometimes when it went hare-wire...it si Ohm-Ohm-Ohm, something like hur..hur..hur..] is affected but the car's overall electrical field is affected too.

I did a serious study on this phenomenon and eureka, I discovered that it was the influence of a very strong electrical current that generates a a powerful electro-magnetic field:eek:

This fantastic current has been named: PU-C [pronounced as Pussy] and this derived from "Penile-Uterus Current". Please take caution when comming into contact with this PU-C current [Pussy current] It will definitely induced vomitting via your drain hose, and in some cases, it could cause an electrical shock that is so severe that your heart may stop! At times when the surrounding areas have been rubbed, a high static PU-C [Pussy] electrical discharge will occur causing severe burns to the face of the offender, if the face happens to be at a close range. Please note that painting the surrounding areas and the discharge pitot, may not guarantee an effective insulation from the PU-C [Pussy]current, as rigourous rubbing may have aggravated the outflow of a highly conductive liquid lubricant, commonly known as PU-C juice or CUM for short. A good rubber insulation is required [ I strongly recommend those Tiger-series with static discharge studs designed into the body of the insulation]

FYI, my thesis had gained world-wide recognition and a PhD in Electrical Engineering, but due to cultural sensitivity, it was not even nominated for the Nobel Prize award.

So, Bro Serembanman, please take heed and avoid such interference from PU-C [Pussy current] on your car. Just do it elsewhere.

sb song
03-12-2007, 07:49 PM
Wau well and detail scientific,enginearing sexiology explaination by our forum professor
cheers

CibLover
05-12-2007, 11:40 AM
.....Let me explain a bit on this piece of engineering phenomenon: ....

FYI, my thesis had gained world-wide recognition and a PhD in Electrical Engineering, but due to cultural sensitivity, it was not even nominated for the Nobel Prize award. ......

My learned Prof,

Never cease to amaze me with the work put into your "thesis". ;)
Must be a dull day for the puyings. :p