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standson 14-10-2015 08:26 PM

Re: What do you learn from watching porn?
 
LOL! nice one ts!! :cool:
keep goinggg!

BeverlyCrusher 14-10-2015 08:51 PM

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I like those hang in the air type.

BMW69 14-10-2015 09:15 PM

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#13 Schoolgirls go to school in stilettos.

LionMessi 15-10-2015 12:17 AM

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#14 Schoolgirls all have damn big boobies

TashaYar 15-10-2015 12:49 AM

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I learn how to give n recieve... And pretend to moan and make surround sounds. Meow!

JiByeSlut 15-10-2015 12:49 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by LionMessi (Post 13704562)
#14 Schoolgirls all have damn big boobies

hahaha very true :)

ansonsohna 15-10-2015 12:51 AM

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Originally Posted by passiontea (Post 13703750)
I learnt in porn that it is all fake and real experience is by doing the deed.

dam it, I know that WWE is fake but the orgasmic moans of porn star when a smelly repugnant old dude nuts on her face is fake too????? :eek:

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Originally Posted by standson (Post 13703859)
LOL! nice one ts!! :cool:
keep goinggg!

Yes .. porn keeps us cuming ... so we go for more.

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Originally Posted by BMW69 (Post 13704050)
#13 Schoolgirls go to school in stilettos.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ... School of Whore?

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Originally Posted by LionMessi (Post 13704562)
#14 Schoolgirls all have damn big boobies

... and that detention class almost always involve group shagging!

Spectacle69 15-10-2015 12:53 AM

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Very good observations :D

ansonsohna 15-10-2015 12:54 AM

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#15 that the gynaecological "kiap kiap" thing that is used to spread the cunt and torch shined inside to see the walls of vagina is apparently a sex toy!

sadfa 15-10-2015 12:55 AM

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.... that you're watching too much porn

ansonsohna 15-10-2015 12:57 AM

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#16 that spit is more effective as a lubricant than KY jelly!

ansonsohna 15-10-2015 01:01 AM

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Originally Posted by ansonsohna (Post 13704672)
#16 that spit is more effective as a lubricant than KY jelly!

This one me got real life anecdote .. my ex Fuck Buddy don't mind me coming on her face ... but one day, I press, korek, rub did not arouse her, so I do like what porn teach me to do .. I "ptui!" at her chee bye!!

But me wowo king .. some spit miss the lobang and ended up in her face! The bitch kee siao leow .. cuss me and close her legs tight tight and ended the intimacy session right there and then.

I was like: "cui nua (saliva) more terok than male jism meh?"

JiByeHen 15-10-2015 01:07 AM

Re: What do you learn from watching porn?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by ansonsohna (Post 13704683)
This one me got real life anecdote .. my ex Fuck Buddy don't mind me coming on her face ... but one day, I press, korek, rub did not arouse her, so I do like what porn teach me to do .. I "ptui!" at her chee bye!!

But me wowo king .. some spit miss the lobang and ended up in her face! The bitch kee siao leow .. cuss me and close her legs tight tight and ended the intimacy session right there and then.

I was like: "cui nua (saliva) more terok than male jism meh?"

You can post this in the SibueyJialat thread :D

stellaz 15-10-2015 01:12 AM

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#17 If a girl gets molested on a bus. At the end she will be on floor orgasming..

ansonsohna 15-10-2015 01:57 AM

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#18 .. that peeping toms and voyeurs when caught will not only not be reported to the police, but instead invited to join in the action!


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