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Interesting to read but also bit funny. "Cac" could means "dick" and it should be "cai" not "cac" here :D

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cam on nhieu nhieu, bro lament. :)

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well u must understand that vietnamese have many tones ..."cac gi" means watever it is .....

so dun mistake it as "cock" ....dun jus learn it literally ....

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bro lament,

could you help to translate the following? thanks in advance!

thaojoliesse (6/20/2006 10:49:53 AM): Hai vợ chồng ngồi nói chuyện. Điện thoại reo, anh chồng (Giám đốc một Cty) bắt máy. Bên kia giọng bồ nhí:”Anh đó hả”. Anh chồng bối rối một chút, rồi nảy ra sáng kiến, liền trả lời: - Alo. Ai đó? À, danh sách khen thưởng nhân viên cty hả? hoangtrungdung_vip: - (Anh giỡn hoài, có thương em nữa không nè?) - Thứ nhất: NGUYỄN HOÀI THƯƠNG ! - (Chừ em đến với anh nghen) - Thứ hai: LÊ VĂN KẸT - (Hay là …. Anh qua đây với em đi!) - Thứ ba: ĐỖ VĂN BẬN - (Thế khi nào anh mới đến được?) - Thứ tư: MAI VĂN TỚI - (Lúc mấy giờ hả anh?) - Cuối cùng: NGUYỄN VĂN MƯỜI HAI - Ông giám đốc tắt máy, quay sang vợ: “Hừ, văn phòng làm ăn bê bối quá. Danh sách khen thưởng mà cũng quên!”

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bro u wanna be funny with me or what ......

i am kind enuff to help u and if u think my translation is no good then dun use it but dun just post any shit message and ask for a translation,.........

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bro u wanna be funny with me or what ......

i am kind enuff to help u and if u think my translation is no good then dun use it but dun just post any shit message and ask for a translation,.........

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Wow u asking for too much leh... :cool: The whole paragraph... might as well ask Lament to translate the whole book...:D No wonder Tom Cruise angry...

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think he anyhow join those viet chat then got these spam messages huh :p

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bro lament,

I am very sorry abt the translation as in fact, i am helping out for 1 of my bro on the translation. truely sorry abt this and thanks for your help in the past for helping me. :o

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Hi, i am new to this site & been reading this thread with great interest cos i am recently learning viet language. Wonder why u guys stop posting especially bro lament? I guess it's fastest to learn viet by some conversational translation so this thread really helps me alot! Anyone can help by showing me web sites that are good for learning viet will be most welcomed! Thanks!

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read thru the thread and u get find....

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Hey thanks:) I often see sentences ending with ha, nha & ne. What exactly do they mean?

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ha = denotes a question in a joking manner....

nhe = ok

nha = colloquial expression just to beautify the sentence.....

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i stopped posting cos i am now married ....haizzzzzz

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Big Bro lament, I also heard abt your marriage thru' some brothers. Dun haizzzzzz lah, anyway a big congrats hor! ;)

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hv read this thread alot of times .. just hoping to pick up more tips :)

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Why ....haizzzzzz leh ? Not happy meh? ;)

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Hi bro lament thanks & good to see u back!
Congratulations to your marriage & out of curiousity, is your wife vietnamese:D . Life will never be the same but i believe a lot of bros here are happily married & still happily continue to cheong! So keep it up & don't stop!

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yes, my wife is a vietnamese and this makes me wanna pen the pitfalls of cheonging and being married.

seems like sock value of a married man drop when one is married. having problems those gers that i once can nail with no problems hitting at. nowadays i have to settle for slight above my favourite age and few of them comes with kids in tow .....


sad sia ......

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Vietnamisationfor a married man

With marriage come a new stage in the so call Vietnamisation Pogram especially so if your wife happen to be one of them and is known by the fellow viets in the zone.

A reprise that the viets are here for money, passport and definitely not love. As usual the poor me can only talk love cos ain't got the dough to do so but then without the ability to give them a passport, I seem to lose that so call love which i use to have.

Guess this prove that my theory is right, if u got the money give it to me, if you ain't got it then give me the means to stay here and I will surely love you.

My wife's return coincide with a dry period in getting a girl. Almost no luck cos only got to brew the kopi but never get to drink it.

But then the ride is still fun only that the target have change

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Vietnamisation for a Married Man Reprise

from where I left off last time. I went down Blue the night before her departure. This ger name is "Ai". met her at 28 and whenever she touch that place, she only sat wit me and never work. One bad habit was she enjoy working back home so imagine high liao andhave to walk her back from gl 28 to city plaza. anyway never got to bonk her cos she refuse too.

the stated night while waiting for her, a ger drop by and ask me to sit with her friend and i said no but wouldn't mind her. i ended asking for her number which she had none. i gave her mine instead.

the very next day she called which is not expected as it seldom happen. that night went down blue again and she spent the night with me. somehow being a few days younger than my wife in absolute age. they are like an image. somehow i find myself drawn to her that i discarded the other kopi.

i really think of jumping my new experiment which is to bring my two halves under one roof......

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Bro,

I am glad that you realise that most gals from the viet zone are in with Singapore man for the money and the possibility of getting a Singapore Passport. Its when marriage ties both sides and they start to know more of each other. Arguements about money happens daily and PR application fails every 6 months. With no more hope, the gal will leave the guy to explore other possibility.

Other gals try hard to stay on by giving birth to a child. Hoping that ICA will take pity on them and give them the PR. Forget it, this child trick doesn't work anymore. ICA hopes to see financial stability of the husband. A permanent job and stable income with income that deems suitable will ensure the PR.

Just a wake up call to others who have just jumped into the Viet wagon at Joo Chiat.. open your eyes and SEE, don't be led by your dick. The Viets are much higher intelligence than you think :D

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U born yesterday n still wearing diaper?? Tiu.

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its not as if that they are stupid but then guys have nack of falling for dumb girls ....most just add so but the hidden agenda comes with a wallop .....


how u know ...cos i still believe in love ......

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Bro,

I can understand what you mean. When the gals shower you with love, care and sex, which man can resist? :P But before falling off the clif, its either u continue to enjoy the so called `love' or u wake up and save yourself from the deadly love.

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Why u so messy one !!! They are well informed of your status too. :D
They need a fatherly figure to take care of them :rolleyes:

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Think a few days ago TNP wrote these Vietnamse brides will go to country to country until they find a husband.

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After being married to a vietnamese lady for the past few years, i will have these little observations to share and share:

(1) Vietnamese man are useless
Very much often, the vietnamese man are useless fellows. (i mean those in the village) They are brought up with the idea that either the elder or younger sister will be feeding the family and all they need to do is to stay home to wait for money. They gamble, drink and womanise with the income brought back home by their female siblings

(2) Useless parents
Actually vietnamese parents in the village are pretty much useless too. They don't work and depend solely on their daughters. They so call `retire' at age 45 or even younger. often they will fake illness. They love to have daughters as these daughters prove to be `Income' to them. Basically, they make use of their daughters to bring in income to the family.

(3) Filial Daughter
The vietnamese daughter is often pitiful. They are not given education , or just little education, when they are young. When they reach the age of 11 or 12, they are sent to saigon to work as domestic maids. Their parents will continue to pressure them to bring every cent they earn home to feed the rest. When these ladies reach 16 and above, they will be so pressured by the family's financial woes that they will choose to work in bars in saigon. To have sex with different man every night is nothing new. Even with this, most of their income goes back to their family in the village.

If any of these ladies are lucky enough, they will be able to meet a nice foreigner man that loves them. They will get married. Things doesn't change even when they get married. Their family continue to pressure them for money as they think that we foreigners are rich and can feed their whole family easily. Don't be surprised that your vietnamese wife ask you to give S$500 to their family monthly. This is not the end. They will come up with different reasons to ask for more money. If you cannot support them, the vietnamese wife will resort to divorce and go back to her old trade.


These are just some observations i had with the few years in Vietnam and coming in contact with the numerous singapore man who have vietnamese wife.

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Blame it on the govt n not others. We are lucky, we are born in this country. If SG is like Vietnam then it also be the same.... :cool:

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Chao Cac Anh Cac Chi, Chuc Cac Anh Cac Chi Mung Giang Sinh Va Chuc Mung Nam Moi :o