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sarpork! +1

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to be frank, my mind was in the HUH zone when she came through the door. not those super chio type but her hair was layered. ( the pattern that i like ). face very guai guai type.

after the initial greetings. i show both of them my booth. ( actually how both of them plus the secondary school students and teachers ). actually i planning to show them around more but i cannot walk away. another batch of secondary students walk in. all i can do is to tell them briefly how to walk through the other parts of the fun-fair and the general direction of cantenn 1.

as i saw the both of them walk away from the room. can see both their waist very thin. ( i got a weakness for slim waist ). this is the time where i snap out of the "gong gong" state and really observe both their figure. no need to say much. the term [ RAN JIAO VERY HARD ] describe everything. but also the dreaded feeling come along. the feeling that you get when you know when a chiobu walk away from you and you know that she not going to contact you anymore.

just as my feelings hit rock bottom, ah chuan ( my primary school friend ) comes into the room.

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ah chuan is the "hero" in our group. his buay hiao bai levels is legendary. almost reaching super saiyan levels.


let me give you one classic example of ah chuan.

we were in a mrt carriage. there is a chio secondary school girl sitting there. all of us will discreetly observe the face and the cup size. but ah chuan is different. he will walk directly infront of the girl and stare.

the highest level of buay hiao bai, buay pai seh and buay zi tong all roll into one.

at this moment, the other girls manning the other booths started talking in a "loud" voice about two roses come to visit a pile of shit. the buaya radar activated in ah chuan mind.

chuan : 鸟人 they say really true ah. got two chios come to see you?

me : yeah

chuan : where u find them one?

me : from irc one.

chuan : intro leh

me : cannot. i jio them steady liao

chuan : sure or not 鸟人？

me : ar then. why u think both of them come.

chuan : go steady liao. intro to me leh.

me : see first lah ( drift off to gong gong land )

p/s ah chuan really exist. he is not a figment of my imagination.

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that night in IRC.....

her : hi

me : hi too

her : why you still so cold to me. i did come to the fun-fair

me : you come with judo girl leh

her : ohhhh 秀敏 want to go because her sister want to go poly

me : ok loh

her : so what you think of me?

me : ok loh. quite chio. but never take a good look at your figure because judo girl is there. but i lije your slim waist.

her : really??

me : yeah lah. you don't trust pervert meh? pervert very honest one.

her : okok

after a long pause.....

her : ermmm actually can you help me with something?

me : what??

her : can be my boyfriend or not??

NNBCCB flash across my mind....


to be continued.....

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Wah she's very direct lol what's the catch?

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Camper reporting in, keep up the god work....!!

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me : sure or not? me pervert one leh...

her : i meant pretend to be my boyfriend for a dinner gathering.

me : dinner gathering??

her : its my classmate's idea. we are to have the dinner gathering at olio dome at wheel lock place. its something of our class traddition.

me : why find me? find some guy at hwa chong lah. hwa chong no guy ah?

her : i cannot find any boyfriend lah.

me : sure or not? you so pretty. why cannot find? i don't believe

her : errrr actually it is ashley fault. she volunteer that i can go. its hard to explain... pls help pls help

me : then what i get in return?

her : i treat you dinner

me : ermmm we are supposed to eat dinner. so no count.

her : then what you want??

me : wait first. what i want later then i tell you. but first thing first, you ask me to be your boyfriend for dinner. so i must act like your boyfriend one leh. you ok or not first?

her : ok

me : must hold hands one leh

her : ok

me : must hold your waist one leh

her : ok...

me : later on must 爱爱 one leh.

her : what is 爱爱？

me : touch here touch there loh.

her : canot!!

me : then how to be boyfriend? later your friend say i fake one. then how?

her : er.... but only boyfriend during the dinner. and i got one more condition.

me : sure ah. later i touch you during dinner. you don't slap me ah

her : ok. but you must help me first. got one condition.

me : two conditions also can!

by now i transform into super saiyan buaya liao. you have no idea how i felt. WAHAHAHAHAHAHA

her : find one boyfriend for ashley. i want to bring her to the dinner too.

me : judo girl ah? abit difficult leh. she not as pretty as you. figure also lose to you. its tough....

her : help pls help pls. pls lah. i want her to go. :(

me : three more date as boyfriend. then i help you.

her : if i agree, can you really find one boyfriend for ashley?

me : can.

her : ok. three more date.

me : =D

a sinister idea comes to my mind.

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. AH CHUAN!!!

WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

to be continued....

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Bro, your gl level really max. RESPECT SIA! LOLOL

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interesting

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camping for more!

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next day at school....

me : chuan. help me can or not?

chuan : 鸟人！ u go die lah. i not going on double date with you.

me : this girl quite pretty one leh. her attitude maybe abit ice cream. but she got the ice princess look.

chuan : eh. u go die better lah.

me : she C cup one leh.

chuan : how you know? you touch before ah?

me : no lah. my stead tell me one. but she like to tie it down very tight. she practise judo one mah

chuan : sure or not one. you miss cue alot of time one!

me : how i know? my stead say one.

chuan : hard to believe you....

me : pui lah. u ask me then i go ask my stead. u think this type of question easy to ask meh.

chuan had ask me about judo girl. i know nothing about her so i just bluff all the way. :D
I just want to sabo judo girl by pairing her with ah chuan. hehehe

chuan : abit tempted leh

me : kns lah. want or don't want. don't want i ask other ppl liao. actually i thino better dont ask u go. later u make me lose colour.

chuan : i go lah i go lah.

me : don't tua me ok. and pls behave like gentleman. i don't want to hear complaints. i just go steady nia.

chuan : can lah can lah

chuan : but got one condition.

me : kns. dinner pay yourself. all the guys is paying and going dutch.

chuan : no lah. if not C cup. can refund or not?

me : u go die lah!!!

to be continued

:D

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Kao, very funny...... I like.....

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yup me too i like funny pervert story soon the porn part will begin nice TS support here continue bro

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pervert, you really very notti leh...

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fast forward to the dinner date at dome at wheel lock place

we had agreed to meet at the grassy area that is ION orchard now. ah chuan and me is waiting rather nervously. ah chuan is nervous because he never seen the two girls before. as for myself, i totally forgot how 雪琴 look like. in fact i remember judo girl face more. the anxiety in me rose more when ah chuan keep asking me every single pretty girls he see if they are the ones. so you have two toot toot fellows waiting there. :(

i was rudely awaken from the toot toot zone when chuan jab me in the kidney with his elbow.
chuan : got two girls coming. is it them?

me : no wear glasses lah. how to see? dont kan cheong lah

chuan : one long hair and one short hair one leh.

chuan is pointing towards that direction with his finger. in a rather uncool way...

me : dont nnb point lah. you sibei pcb leh. can act gentleman or not?
bring you out really loose air man.

chuan : one of them waving leh.

me : then you salute back loh.

chuan : salute liao. she wave back. i think its them.

i had a sudden urge to headlock chuan and give him the smack down and then the people elbow to his cock.

me : gu niang you. i tell you to die. you really go and die meh

y then, the two girls walked up to us. the girl with the long hair said ......

雪 : sorry. we were late.

me : ok lah. ermm chuan. this is judogirl ashley.

i look at judogirl. wahhh although she short hair. but after some styling and wearing a blouse make her look different from the first time i saw her at the hawker center. to be honest, i don't mind her to be my stead.

ashley : i only train in aikido....