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not true leh mine before marriage oledi kpkb. after marriage how ah?? :eek:

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Main door or back door, you choose. :cool:

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Dont worry, after marriage, you will get used to it and numb by then...... :D

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Hahaha. Thats precisely the point. But, how to get used to it fast? Thats the big qn. :D

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Before marriage, should have done QC, right? After marriage, no money back guarantee. :D

Anyway, sian ah. Waste time and waste money. Go out to outside work during off day more satisfying than going on blind dates. At least, after one day of work, bank account got more numbers. After pak tor, no one can tell whether will work out or not.

Worse still, after wasting piles of money and time, the girl say "don't want." This is definitely worse than yours. Can jump off your office building.

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@@ my signature u know liao..... sigh........

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Learn and be prepared to forsake everything, give half fxxk answers - maybe prehaps, who knows etc is a good start, at least you did not commit to anything in the first place. Sooner or later she will ignore your words and not pay attention, then you will get used to her around you without too much of a hassle. :p

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WOW.... you expert sia :D

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typical scenario of man vs woman on a shopping trip:

man: takes avg about 2hrs max (cos got hourly parking ringing in the head) to find that right top, pants/jeans & shoes to match for a stipulated function that will take place a fortnight away.

woman: takes avg 2wks to shop for a matching top, skirt + shoes for a function (which by then most likely is 2 hrs away) and she's yet to do her hair, pedicure+manicure. and eventually she'd attend the function late & wearing a glorifying big frown as if the whole world owe her $.

analysis...: men r objective driven, so we tend to work for the goal thats set beyond wat the eye can see. whilst women see things infront of their eyes, so when in a typical navex mission.. gals have tendency to get hollanded even in a shopping mall, cos she can only see the brand labels/price tags, hence unable to describe the general surroundings & landmarks. and at the end of the day, its the man's fault for not knowing how to locate her lol.

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hahaha this is funny and very true...

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Woman - "Dear, I'm going out for dinner."
Man - "With?"
Woman - "Andy..."
Man - "Your ex...???"
Woman - "Why you give me that look? We just having dinner only. You should trust me right! I should have the right to make friend right!....*BLAH BLAH BLAH.......*

Woman - "Who sms you dear?"
Man - "Jenny"
Woman - "Your EX...!!!! Why she sms you? FOR WHAT?"
Man - "Just a sms on joke only lah..."
Woman - "Why must she still sms you???........*BLAH BLAH BLAH!!!*

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Excellent example!!!! :D

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7pm, Husband home in Seng Kang, mopping the floor and the phone ring.......
Husband: Hello....
Wife: It's me, I am home late tonight, no need to buy dinner for me as I having dinner with colleagues, back late maybe.
Husband: Ok, dont be too late, ok. Take care and enjoy yourself.
Husband think....."Maggie mee again....."

9pm, phone ring again....
Husband: Hello....
Wife: It's me. Why you never call me? You not worry about me one.....
Husband: But you say you having dinner with colleagues so I did not want yo bother you and....
Wife: Never mind, forget it then, I am ok. Bye.

1159pm Husband nicely tuck in bed and just begin to snore.....The phone rings again.
Husband: Hhhheeelooooo..... (Sleepy)
Wife: Dear, you sleeping??
Husband: Yyyes....
Wife: Sorry can I ask you to fetch me home, we tried to get a cab and seems that all missing and also tried booking and still cannot get. But if you tired, it is OK, FORGET IT THEN.....
Husband: Huh?? Where you?
Wife: Millienia Tower...

0030, upon reaching in double quick speed and forgot his underwear.....
Wife: What took you so long?
Husband: I already try to....
Wife: Never mind, can dont mind send my colleagues back as well, one stay in Kallang and the other in Tiong Bahru?
Husband: Huh??

That night the husband went to bed at 0215 but did not even catch a wink......

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True life experience? .....LOL

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Sounds like it. wtf. Hope its not one of the bros. But, I have this funny feeling one of us kenna. omg.....