What do you learn from watching porn?
 

Yes, I learn a lot from porn that is applicable to real life:

1) That if I use my lady's g-string to floss her labia, its consider foreplay .. and she will be literally begging me to screw her and make her 'itai' afterward.

2) That if I marry an a-no-nei (Jap lady), I better work from home. Least I be cuckold by my own dad!

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I learn that mother's and mum-in-laws can be so considerate and caring ... they ensure that their daughters and in-laws would have a certain degree of sexual competency ... if not being a complete slut!

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okay I think I shall number my lessons.

Here goes:

#4: In Singapore, our taxi have cameras facing the front, in porn the cameras face the passenger and can be detached for home made porn.

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#5 That a guy's ball juice is a multi purpose liquid:

Protein shake, lubricant and SK2 (facial) ... and taste magnificent!

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#6 that if you work as a delivery boy, you will stumble into a lesbian session mid-way and get invited to make it a threesome instead ....

fuck! this makes me want to give my CB boss the finger ... and become delivery man instead

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#7 Babysitters and teachers are the most promiscuous professions ever ...

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#8 that sex education in Japan also has practical lessons and not only theory

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#9 that slippers (nor barefoot) are not worn at the bedroom. Instead its stilettos .... and that licking stilettos taste better than ice cream potong!

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What do you learn from watching porn?

That I have a small one

LOL

Joseph T.

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I learn that women do porn too.

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I love porn n I only knew how to lick from porn. And those impossible positions.

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High Five Bro Joe ... me too!!!

Bladdy wife with suan me that she can use mine as toothpick!

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#10 Does not matter how old you are, or that the number of candles in your birthday cake sets off the sprinkler .. as long as you are in pig tails, you are considered a "teen"!

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#11 that China mei mei now mostly shave off their arm pit hair!!!!

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I learnt in porn that it is all fake and real experience is by doing the deed.

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LOL! nice one ts!! :cool:
keep goinggg!

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I like those hang in the air type.

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#13 Schoolgirls go to school in stilettos.

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#14 Schoolgirls all have damn big boobies

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I learn how to give n recieve... And pretend to moan and make surround sounds. Meow!

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hahaha very true :)

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dam it, I know that WWE is fake but the orgasmic moans of porn star when a smelly repugnant old dude nuts on her face is fake too????? :eek:

Yes .. porn keeps us cuming ... so we go for more.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ... School of Whore?

... and that detention class almost always involve group shagging!

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Very good observations :D

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#15 that the gynaecological "kiap kiap" thing that is used to spread the cunt and torch shined inside to see the walls of vagina is apparently a sex toy!

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.... that you're watching too much porn

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#16 that spit is more effective as a lubricant than KY jelly!

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This one me got real life anecdote .. my ex Fuck Buddy don't mind me coming on her face ... but one day, I press, korek, rub did not arouse her, so I do like what porn teach me to do .. I "ptui!" at her chee bye!!

But me wowo king .. some spit miss the lobang and ended up in her face! The bitch kee siao leow .. cuss me and close her legs tight tight and ended the intimacy session right there and then.

I was like: "cui nua (saliva) more terok than male jism meh?"

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You can post this in the SibueyJialat thread :D

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#17 If a girl gets molested on a bus. At the end she will be on floor orgasming..

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#18 .. that peeping toms and voyeurs when caught will not only not be reported to the police, but instead invited to join in the action!