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ansonsohna 14-10-2015 05:01 PM

What do you learn from watching porn?
 
Yes, I learn a lot from porn that is applicable to real life:

1) That if I use my lady's g-string to floss her labia, its consider foreplay .. and she will be literally begging me to screw her and make her 'itai' afterward.

2) That if I marry an a-no-nei (Jap lady), I better work from home. Least I be cuckold by my own dad!

ansonsohna 14-10-2015 05:09 PM

Re: What do you learn from watching porn?
 
I learn that mother's and mum-in-laws can be so considerate and caring ... they ensure that their daughters and in-laws would have a certain degree of sexual competency ... if not being a complete slut!

ansonsohna 14-10-2015 05:11 PM

Re: What do you learn from watching porn?
 
okay I think I shall number my lessons.

Here goes:

#4: In Singapore, our taxi have cameras facing the front, in porn the cameras face the passenger and can be detached for home made porn.

ansonsohna 14-10-2015 05:18 PM

Re: What do you learn from watching porn?
 
#5 That a guy's ball juice is a multi purpose liquid:

Protein shake, lubricant and SK2 (facial) ... and taste magnificent!

ansonsohna 14-10-2015 05:20 PM

Re: What do you learn from watching porn?
 
#6 that if you work as a delivery boy, you will stumble into a lesbian session mid-way and get invited to make it a threesome instead ....

fuck! this makes me want to give my CB boss the finger ... and become delivery man instead

ansonsohna 14-10-2015 05:21 PM

Re: What do you learn from watching porn?
 
#7 Babysitters and teachers are the most promiscuous professions ever ...

ansonsohna 14-10-2015 05:22 PM

Re: What do you learn from watching porn?
 
#8 that sex education in Japan also has practical lessons and not only theory

ansonsohna 14-10-2015 05:28 PM

Re: What do you learn from watching porn?
 
#9 that slippers (nor barefoot) are not worn at the bedroom. Instead its stilettos .... and that licking stilettos taste better than ice cream potong!

ZeDiktator 14-10-2015 05:42 PM

Re: What do you learn from watching porn?
 
What do you learn from watching porn?

That I have a small one

LOL

Joseph T.

DeannaTroi 14-10-2015 05:54 PM

Re: What do you learn from watching porn?
 
I learn that women do porn too.

LtData 14-10-2015 06:09 PM

Re: What do you learn from watching porn?
 
I love porn n I only knew how to lick from porn. And those impossible positions.

ansonsohna 14-10-2015 06:18 PM

Re: What do you learn from watching porn?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by ZeDiktator (Post 13703206)
What do you learn from watching porn?

That I have a small one

LOL

Joseph T.

High Five Bro Joe ... me too!!!

Bladdy wife with suan me that she can use mine as toothpick!

ansonsohna 14-10-2015 06:20 PM

Re: What do you learn from watching porn?
 
#10 Does not matter how old you are, or that the number of candles in your birthday cake sets off the sprinkler .. as long as you are in pig tails, you are considered a "teen"!

ansonsohna 14-10-2015 06:21 PM

Re: What do you learn from watching porn?
 
#11 that China mei mei now mostly shave off their arm pit hair!!!!

passiontea 14-10-2015 08:06 PM

Re: What do you learn from watching porn?
 
I learnt in porn that it is all fake and real experience is by doing the deed.


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