[bigbrudder]

How about this?

Hi all,

I am looking for a slut. In short, I am simply looking for whatever freebie I can find. I am open to anything as long as you open, and have no time or energy for other things. In terms of timing, whenever there is a build up of sp, you need to be here. You should consider yourself lucky that I dun ask you to pay!

My preference is for you not to have a dick.

A little bit about myself. I am damn ugly, have skinny limbs and a huge belly, but plenty of mojo. Although I have some money, I ain't paying a cent.

Drop me a message and we can talk more.