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Originally Posted by phighter
haha i agree to  i dont know what CPF is, but 400k is my standard FJ. this FJ ktv was a one-off adventure so i can have the manager in my contact list. so now any sammies that come into town and want me to show them a FJ KTV, i have a few options. sacrifices i make for the community. |
CPF if you ask any normal regular Singaporean, stands for Central Provident Fund. It is basically a 'forced saving scheme' that obliges the Singapore employer and employee to make joint contributions on every paycheque, to the Fund. Its sort of like our pension plan, except it is enforced by law and there are very specific requirements as to when and how the funds can be used.
CPF as used in my context, is Cost-Per-Fuck. Obvious play on the acronym as pointed out by MC.
Definition: Cost-Per-Fuck can be determined simply by an example as follows:
If you took a girl out on a date and spent VND 345.000 on Oc and a few beers, VND 30.000 on a sinh to and ca phe sua da, VND 200.000 on the motel room in Q10 and fucked her twice before sending her home in the morning, your CPF is:
(VND 345.000 + VND 30.000 + VND 200.000) / 2 =
VND 287.500 = CPF
Gas for your bike can be ignored unless you rode her all the way home to Vung Tau.
Now you should ask me about the Singkieu Ratio.
