[biker_man]

sorry for a slight divertion of the topic. mine is more like "Tricky situation that i kena caught"

A few years ago I got into shit because of small lovebite on my neck, I tried to divert her attention saying that it was a bruise. Some more for that lovebite, it was given by a girl in a disco, but I really did not do anything with her at all, not even kiss! Freaking chick was a friends friend, and she got drunk and ask me to help her stand, next thing i know she is mawing on my neck, and i pushed her off, only to find that its too late. kena marked on the neck. I thought siao liao, really innocent this time, but shit is gonna hit the fan

When I met OC i told her the stupidest lie in my life. I told her I was riding motorbike back home and a stone got kicked up by the truck in front of me and hit my neck and thus caused a bruise. (I am a lousy liar I know). Obviously my OC being 1) not blind 2) quite worldy, could see the difference between a bruise and a lovebite.

Because I insisted on keeping to my tune that it was a piece of stone that caused the mark on the neck, this incident caused a rift in our 6 year relationship that lasted almost half a year. Finally after one of our fights (we seldom fought prior to this incident) I told her the truth about the girl in the disco. And my OC just went "that's all I wanted from you, the truth, I don't want you to act like I am some idiot". Funny thing is I totally realise that now. I should not have lied, and should have been more forthright with her. We almost never fight nowadays.

But a word of caution, not all OC's are like that, mine is quitely worldly, and allows me to go to KTV's and even just recently forced me to hold a hardcore KTV session with a few of my mates for my b'day. She understands a man is a man, but as long as I know where is home, and give her the attention, love and care that she duly deserves, I have carte blache.

Of course, I am very discreet and am careful with my actions, and coming home smelling of another woman or of fresh soap is something I never do.

To make sure I cover up any suspicious odours/smells, I do something quite silly, I go to 7-eleven near my house, buy a can of beer and use it like eau de toilette. No joke. I pour it on my hands, splash some on the neck, face and hair rub it on my t-shirt, under the t-shirt, on the jeans and (don't laugh) in the crotch area.

Don't fu&k with a woman's sense of smell, they are very sensitive to anything out of the norm.