[SEAJ]

Originally Posted by 88088

As Singapore turns 50 today, I wish to contribute something to piss the SISSY SEAJ OFF AGAIN!

Above is SISSY SEAJ's rate oh her.
My turn to rate. Face 0/5. Even she offer me FOC.
Body 0/5, first glance like she got body of a katoey.

Weird…. The warped thought process of crooked cockroaches.

Why would I get pissed off when I originally posted up the FR and pictures?

Post at 26-4-2011 16:27

** Chang Ping C.I.M. - YEAH!! Swallow Even!!**
Name: Sorry I’ve actually forgotten her name.
My bad, as many times as I’ve had her!
Let’s just call her a Hung
Link: NOPE – no link, she was a BBS gal when I 1st met her – last time, a Mayflower KTV gal
Face: 3/5
Body: 3/5
Overall attraction: 4/5 - she has nice skin, is quite tall and has a nice sunny disposition whilst possessing of a GFE type personality
Estimated age of the girl: 20
Skill: 4/5
Cost: At that time, SWL BBS’s were only charging 200 ST/500 ON – but nowadays, it’s up to 250/600, and just a few months ago, most CP KTV gals were at 2-5-8 - but that pricing is unfortunately, quite rapidly becoming history
Service: 5/5 as far as I was concerned – but a friend rated her 0/5!
Overall score: 4/5
Retry index: 4.5/5 had done her quite a few times!

PREAMBLE:Inspired by how JacktheBat could turn any experience - no matter when it happened - into an amusing and informative thread, PLUS being encouraged by some who saw her pictures in the Idle Chat thread – I am herewith asking for you guys’es open mind when reading this report about A Hung, who I last had at least a few months back.
Besides which - what's hapening here with so much fewer reports these days?

Detailed account of the experience: I was first introduced to A Hung by Xueh-Er (Michelle) – one of the worst, most incapable/incompetent - but friendliest mommies in CP Swan lake area. Michelle never knows how to control her gals, pisses most of us by being totally un-thinking when dealing with us – but is actually a friendly and quite a nice person. In other words, somebody totally unsuited to becoming a good mommie!

Anyway, as per her usual PITA (Pain-In-The-Arse) ways, I saw that she had multiple times been trying to get a hold of me as soon as I turned my China Phone back on when crossing the border (Mistake – I should never have given her my phone number!!) - too eager for me to try out her new gal A Hung when she was still all fresh!! And would you believe it, Michelle was sitting at the lobby with A Hung when I walked into the hotel lobby, even before I checked in!!

OK – SOLD as soon as I saw A Hung as she IS quite a presentable lassy who somehow or another, I just immediately clicked with – even though her Cantonese was bad and my Putonghua even worse! I don’t know how it is with you guys – but there ARE gals I just naturally click with even if I cannot properly communicate with her; and this has happened to me all over the world when I just cain’t manage the local lingo.

The first session with A Hung wasn’t particularly memorable/special – just the usual Shower, Lick, BBBJ, Screw, Arrrgh!! type session. No, at least not until after we’d finished and she had NOT just jumped off the bed; instead, she lingered in bed with me and we were somehow or another having some pretty good GF/BF type of conversation whilst just snuggling. Nice…very nice – and had even then extended to my taking her for dinner before I had to go and meet up with some of my buddies at PP Disco KTV (YUP – its THAT long ago when the re-opened PP was still open!).

A couple days later, I decided to ask her to come out to PP to have dim sum with my friends and right away she was there feeding me, pouring tea, holding my hands under the table and just acting as if she’s my old and comfortable Girl friend. Nice…very nice….So of course dessert was back at my room with lots of snuggling, snoggling and messing about before the main event! And the Main EVENT?? WEllll…. It was….RED!!!! Yuck! Yowich!! She had just started her period…and it was a mess from the word GO…and had to be abandoned PRONTO!

She was all apologetic, all embarrassed and since we both were filthy, we rushed off to the bathroom to get cleaned up –which was when she backed her apologies with ACTION!! She got down on her knees and started blowing me in the shower stall and urging me on to CIM! Whoa Dere Filly! If you is gonna let me CIM, I is gonna truly enjoy it!! So extending the water BBBJ for as long as I could, I stopped her before actually splurting and instead toweled up and got in bed for her to continue her ministrations!

And so it came to pass that I had me a great old time and a great big shuddering orgasm as I came in her mouth…and she actually swallowed!! Now, you guys used to other nationality gals will probably say – what’s the big deal in THAT? Well…..let me tell you, very very few PRC gals would actually swallow!

So anyway, after that session, a friend wanted a full blow by blow account of what all had transpired – and of course I couldn’t help it but give him a blow by blow account of her fabulous Blow job and everything else. And BINGO – a phone call to Michelle and he booked her for 7:00 that same evening! Him all eager and us agreeing to meet after his session for dinner.

Well…at approx 7:15 I get this frantic phone call from my friend, shouting “She won’t blow me!! She won’t blow me!! (YUP – his exact FIRST words to me on the phone). WTF??!! Somehow or another a Hung had totally refused to blow my friend and he was going crazy with me on the Phone. WTF???!! So – friend – what do you want me to do?? Why are you calling me??!

“Tell her to blow me, TELL her to blow me!!” Abso-farking-lutely Incredible!! Can YOU believe THIS??!!
Good God – how some guys go all crazy!! And so I just told him to handle her himself and hung up!
But then 15 minutes later, I had the same guy phoning me from downstairs telling me to come down saying “I’ve got her on recording – you hear it yourself! You HEAR IT YOURSELF!!” The guy’s gone completely nuts and when I went downstairs, he pulled out his video camera and made me listen to what all they were talking about!! KERRRRRIIIST!! The guy I guess was secretly taping her!! OHMIGAWD!! As if I could do anything about it! As if ANYTHING could be done about it!! As if I CARED!! LOL!!

Anyway, I guess its different strokes for different folks and YMMV – and vary a Heckuva LOT!!

OK – sorry guy – if I made you read all the way down here…only for you to find that this is ain’t a report per se – just some more SEAJ rambling!! Sorry!!! So Solly!!

But just to make up for it a bit – please find the following Pix of A Hung – the rest of the pixs, you’re gonna have to go to posts #1261 and 1298 in the
@**IDLE CHAT, Q+A, PIXS, RANTS ETC. - WELCOME ALL NEWBIES/MEMBERS**@
Thread as I don’t want you guys to think I’m just karma whoring by posting up such pictures twice.

HIIIIII….YOOOOO….SIL….VAH!!!

SEAJ

Username - Time - Credits - Reason
DaBestHK 26-4-2011 16:37 Karma +6 like JtB, where's your cucumber Joe?
TonyToro 26-4-2011 16:49 Karma +5 +5 for report. -1 for yr foot!
TonyToro 26-4-2011 16:49 Acceptance -1 +5 for report. -1 for yr foot!
ruggers15 26-4-2011 17:25 Karma +3 I really need to get up to CP more often
ruggers15 26-4-2011 17:25 Acceptance +3 I really need to get up to CP more often
Xplayer 26-4-2011 19:04 Acceptance +1 Hahaha. Glad you had fun
JustSeven 26-4-2011 21:46 Acceptance +1 Favorable
MKK 26-4-2011 22:53 Karma +1
MKK 26-4-2011 22:53 Acceptance +1
doghead 27-4-2011 18:54 Karma +2 u didnt tel bud bbbj is bonus, not a giv
sirtiger 28-4-2011 01:38 Karma +1 Excellent
sirtiger 28-4-2011 01:38 Acceptance +1 Excellent
SkinnyForum 28-4-2011 03:33 Karma +5 Excellent
locus58 28-4-2011 11:45 Acceptance +1 Haha. U really crack me up!
twiceAweek 30-4-2011 00:18 Karma +6 Thanks for sharing and the pics !
captaincaveman 30-4-2011 05:03 Karma +1 great stuff seaj
captaincaveman 30-4-2011 05:03 Acceptance +1 great stuff seaj
JackTheBat 1-5-2011 11:24 Karma +3 “She won’t blow me!!" ROTFLMAO!