[I Love Boobs]

I was once married..
My wife grew fat after marriage, she put on 20kg in 5 years.
Sex life was horrible. Not only did I have to fuck that tub of lard, but she hardly let me have sex. Less than once a month sometimes. And I never once mentioned her weight, but she became self-conscious though.
I started eating out, but never had an affair. Kept it discreet and under control, about once a month.
Then she started staying out late and working weekends. Complained about everything known to man, from my low pay to how I spent too much time at work (just trying to support my family..).
Tried to cheat me of my money too..
Turns out my ex started having an affair! It just proves that some men would fuck anything...

I just miss the kids, not the black hearted bitch..