[yangyang77]

Originally Posted by Melissa2015

Now Friday,
still quiet,..resting for TGIF?

Tom and Jerry were good neighbours for many years.
one day Tom SMS this message to Jerry.

Hi Jerry,
every morning, when you leave for work,
i will use your wife,
she is very good,
sometimes i use your wife to watch porno,
i use your wife many times a day.
your wife is excellent,
thank you very much for letting me use your wife.
Your neigjbour,
Tom.

When Jerry rushed back home,
he saw Tom sitting outside his doorstep.
he shot Tom, then his wife.

after a very lengthy trial, he was acquitted of murder.

1. Why was Jerry acquitted of murder.
2. What is the moral of this story.


answer? LATER,

Because Tom was using Jerry's mouse (ah rat)
Maybe? Don't flame me. Just guessing