[joeteo123]

I'm a newbie poster, so if I'm posting something silly. So plse treat as my day dream...

I guess I'm like many Singaporean man, work hard, want to play hard but have strict wife at home. I normally have to be home by 7.30 to play with the kids. I face the following problems:

Go KTV sad hours - cannot, because cannot be home late.
Go KTV happy hours - can but go home smell like ash tray as most KTV even good ones still will make you smell smoky for non-smokers. Also by the time girls come to work, I have to go home liao.
Go HC - very commercial and direct. Places with pretty girls feel weird as you queue up to screw, places not crowded no pretty girls
Go FL - willing to pay the price but also very direct and little GFE
Keep mistress - very expensive and time consuming. Need a lot of nurturing.

I'm in sales, so I have a lot of free time in the day. At this stage, I just wish that there is a place I can go without getting me into trouble. I day dreamed there is a place with early happy hours starting like at 3-4pm, where there are many girls starting work early to choose from. Girls are all pretty and dress like your girl next door or office colleague. The place is smoke free and I won't go home with cigarette smell. If there is already a place like that plse let me know! I'm getting really bored.

Sorry for posting something silly.