[MTFanatic]

This scam is everywhere. I am currently in china and i have to say this scam is everywhere. Here is my story....

Playing aorund with wechat and QQ and chance upon a few profiles offering services and in-call services 9they come up ur room and all lah).

The china QQ profile they will put a picture of a fcing sexy chio gal with a number on top saying they only accept calls and no text. So i decided why nt lets go fuck around with the scammers.

Me: *dailing number*

*lady picks up*

Lady: 你好。请问你是要找小姐吗？
(Hello, are you looking for freelance/hookers?)

Me: 对啊！你们的小姐年龄是。。。。
(Yeap! May i know the age of the girls?)

Lady: 最小15岁。你是要快餐还是包夜？快餐是 400RMB, 包夜是 600RMB.
(Youngest is 15 yrs old, you want quick session or over night? Quicky is 400RMB, overnight is 600RMB）. about 80SGD for quicky and 120SGD overnight

*too good to be true right?????? these china dogs*

Me: 给我快餐，年轻漂亮的，身材好的。
(I wan a quicky, get me a young one with a killer figure)

Lady: 你发送短讯告诉我你的地址，小姐到了就马上上去。
(SMS me ur address then when girl reach alrdy she can go up)

Me：好！*gave her a fake address* (anyhow find a street name in the province i am at).

*went to mind my own business watch some TV and about 20mins later...*
*le new random number called* lets call her Fake FL

Fake FL: 大哥我到楼下了。可是我们第一次交易最近这里风险大不方便收现金因为怕您是记者。大哥您可以吧要付小妹我的 费用，在微信上发送一个红包吗？服了告诉我后我马上上去哦！
(Hi big brother, i reach alrdy but first time meeting i scared u r undercover reporter so can i request u sue wechat to send money over? once done i will come up) *apparantly china wechat got some paymetn transfer service called angbow or wdv*

Me: 我只要付现金，其他的事免谈！不要就拉倒！拜拜！
(Nahh, cash only, if not forget it, bye!)

Fake FL： 好你等一下，我打给我的公司..
(Okay, u wait a while i discuss with my company)
*WAH FL ALSOＧＯＴCOMPANY SIA LOL*

*The previous lady calls*

Lady: 喂大哥，我们小妹已经到了，你这么这么不讲信用啊。是不是怕我们小妹不上来服务啊？
(Hello bro, our girl alrdy reach and waiting, why last min abck ut dun wna keep ur words! scared we dun provide service issit?)

Me：我已说了，不要收现金就免谈！
(Alrdy said, no cash paymetn no service needed on my part)

Lady： 老兄，我们小妹是做了我们司机大哥的车来的。我们司机大哥也是不方便啊。
(Bro, out girl came with a driver, not nice for u to inconvenience the driver like this)

Me: 拜拜！*hangs up*
(Bye!)

3rd number calls... *knn fucking persistent sia* A man call this time

Man: 老兄啊！我和小妹已经在楼下等了。你可以快点嘛！
(Bro! I am alrdy downstairs with the girl! Can u hurry up!)

Me：explains again

Man：你开什么玩笑啊！你是怕我们欺骗你吗？告诉你你不要服务也行，可是你浪费了我和小妹的时间你多少也 得给我们 RMB1,000啊！以表示抱歉！
(u kidding me bruh?? Scared we scam? I tell u, dun wan service also okay but for the inconvenience caused, u ahve to pay me at least 1000RMB..(about 200SGD plus??)

Me：没服务，给什么钱?
(no service, pay for fuck?)

Man：老兄你可别逼我哦！我可是有混的。万一搞出了流血事件可别怪我！
(Bro don force me to make thigns ugly. I am from a gang in this area one. Dun blame me if i have to cause a bloody mess right here!)

Me：*starts to scold alrdy hahaha been waiting* 你有种就上来啊！我把门打开请你进来！顺便请你喝饮料。要什么饮料？？？ 茶？还是不了.... 我还是到杯子里 射出一杯的精液给你喝要吗？？
(U got balls come up la! my door i open big big for u! also invite u for a drink also. Wad drink u wan, tea?? i guess nahhh why not a cup of my freshy shot semen??)

Man：这可是你说的啊！你出门小心一点！别让我们看见！
(u said it urself hor! u go out that time becareful, dun let us see u!)

*walao eh i cannot take it LOLOL*

Me：喂笨蛋，我的微信和QQ没照片，你哪知道我张什么样。我不是道你可是千里眼啊!
(Eh stupid, my wechat and QQ no profle pic lah, how dafug u will know how i look like? I didnt know u had such a farsight ability eh!)

Man: 超你妈！小心你点！混账王八蛋！
(Fuck ur mother, u better be careful! fucking bastard!)

*kup his phone*

HAHAHAHAHAH had a good laugh after Bros out there, can troll or scold or do wdv u wan to these scammers but nvr think with ur little bro if not can kiss ur money goodbye liao hahaha.

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