[stressbon]

I just had a very bad experience at Tian Tian (Macpherson Road).

I reached there at 9:30pm just now.

Went upstairs and saw 4 or 5 girls at the sofa. The one who attended to me had BIG boobs, looks plump, long hair, and seems to be around 30 years old. However, as I needed a massage badly, I make do.

Once I stripped inside the cubicle, she popped the golden question :
"You have to pay S$25 first."

I asked : "Why ? This is not my first time here but this is the first time I've been asked to pay first."

She said : "Boss said so."

In my heart, I said to myself : "Nah Beh ! Wtf!" but I paid nevertheless.

The massage

5-10 minutes massage on my back.
5 minutes massage in front.

As I can see her expressions, she looked like boey song and was rushing through, hence I reminded her I will pay her tips and not to rush through.

She still appeared to be rushing through, so I told her she could start with sexy massage to build up the mood for a HJ later. Her attitude was very bad. Staightaway, she applied oil on my dick and start to do HJ.

So, I asked : "Why so fast ?".

As she was doing the HJ, she kept saying : "Very qi kuai (i.e strange) ... may have to spend half an hr to make you to eject". I really had no mood leow ... but to finish it off I close my eyes and imagine she's somebody else. Not long later, I eject.

Immediately after, she asked me to pay up. Wtf to her !

Massage : fail (15-20 mins only)
Body : Bak Bak ... but looks like 1.55m short.
Boobs : 36 D I think but more like bombs to me.
BJ : Nil.
AR : Nil.
FJ : Nil
RTF : I told her I'll never come back. Wtf !

Total Damage : S$25 (entrance) + S$50 HJ = S$75 in only 30 mins.