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Re: Hanoi
Good day bros,
First of if you want to get full service, frankly speaking better TFK...
My experience in Hanoi has been quite disappointing.
Honestly forget going spa all, especially Neko Nuru!!! Pretty expensive place for something you can do yourself. I went in hoping to get some awesome nuru massage but was completely disappointed. The girls are ok looking but service is like OMFG!! Only highlight is the BBBJ, other then that don’t waste your money go back your hotel and pleasure yourself.
Massage was like shit, shower yourself and I think my luck damn bad. Before start massage the girl popping pimple on my back, again popping fucking pimples on my back!!! And I paid 1.6mil fucking dong for some girl to pop pimples with no fuck.
You want proper high end nuru massage go Mitu or Doki-Doki in BKK...
Then if you go disco like Hero Club(close at 4am on weekdays), don’t bother with working girl no matter how horny and drunk you are it is not worth it, wasted 2mil for shits. The bitch did nothing, some more when naked got C-Section scar. Try to give BBBJ but failed miserably at the end I lost the mood to fuck also. If go disco better just get drunk or hit on the travellers or try your luck with proper local girl that is if you can find a viet girl alone without a guy. One more thing if you gonna drink and get drunk use Grab to take taxi, the taxi on the street are bastards, charge 100k to go my hotel when it’s 40k. Sumore I give 200k the fucker give me 30k as change had to argue with the guy to give me my actual change waste of beers, got sober after that.
I will say if you want to fuck try your luck going to Hanoi Hotel or Fortuna, check out the NighClub/KTV. But you MUST be there before 11pm!!! This is Hanoi Hotel, 12am girl go home then 1am place close. I was told by friend that pay USD150 can fuck, but bartender & mamasan say you pay USD40 for the girl to sit with you then another USD30 as tip for the girl. This is what the bartender & mamasan say, sadly I was told this at1155pm so no luck to try fuck. Not sure if you can take out to your hotel so book your room there just in case. Same goes for Fortuna Hotel. I will say though got damn a lot of girls so you’ll be spoilt for choice there.
I couldn’t get lucky due to have to punch card with the HM, so hence me going late.
My summary if you going Vietnam, have friends there or download tinder and make friends with the local girls there. Rarely you find FB on tinder but you’ll make friends. I did that 3yrs ago, 1 took me out sightseeing and for dinners. Another had a birthday party hence was invited for proper ktv, drinks & disco. Instead of getting a fuck the girls wanted me as BF...
My two cents.... Safe trip to who ever is going to Hanoi.
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