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The Geylang Address

(In Memory of All Those Who Risked Cheonging Here Before Circuit Breaker and all Those who gave up Cheonging)

Many fucks and many orgasms ago our enlightened leaders brought forth on this little dot, a new playground, conceived in libido, and dedicated to the proposition that all men need sexual release.

Now we are engaged in an ever increasing cold turkey spell, testing whether that playground, or any playground so conceived and so dedicated, can long survive without sex. We are met on a great lorong of that struggle. We have come to dedicate a portion of that lorong, as a final resting place for those houses which closed down so that that playground might survive. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.

But, in a larger sense, we can not paint—we can not fuck—we can not tease—this pussy. The brave men, horny and satiated, who had sex here, have satiated it, far above our poor power to paint or fuck.

The world will little note, nor long remember the panties we asked for here, but it can never forget what passion filled ball busting sex samsters had here. It is for us the horny, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who had sex here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us—that from these honored cheongsters we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of erection—that we here highly resolve that these retired samsters shall not have had sex in vain—that this playground, under Anti Vice, shall hear once more bro’s and gals in the throes of orgasmic delight —and that this playground of the XMM, by the OKT, for the Cheongster, shall always remain erect on this little dot.

(With apologies to a great man whose kuku bird could not tell a lie)