Ok, so Omega69 personally pm'ed me this early morning. I was like knn what nonsense is this again?! Opened it and saw THIS:
Sorry folks, i had to censor some parts of the PM out, as he requested. Omega69 explained the backgrd story of his nick for me. "Omega" actually is the sub-gang
GAY division of 369. Living in the 21th century, criminal gangs have sought to accomodate the LGBTQ community to bolster their numbers. And "
69" or "
LuckGao" in hokkien, is his nickname given by other members when they 1st met him under "unique" circumstances. I'II continue with this shortly, after other mentions below. We will call him "
LuckGao" in this instance.
Continuing from the PM:
Me: "Woah, LoL!? Gangs now also hug the rainbow flag?! Ni Nama Erh, times are really evolving or should I say devolving." "Next what? female police carry
PINK guns????!"
But never mind, I continued to read the PM by this devolving primate with an "open mind" (More like tolerating this child with special needs). LuckGao said that he came from a very defuntional family background. His father (Let's call him
"Ah Lao") was actually a pimp whose Geylang brothel got closed almost 20 years for a weird reason. What happened was, one fine day the AV came to spotcheck and made a disturbing discovery..................!!!!!
A HERMAPHRODITE WAS WORKING IN AH LAO's BROTHEL!!!!!!
Story was: The hermaphrodite (Let's call shim
"Chai") was discovered to be one, when the AV busted the brothel's service room door while Chai was servicing a client. Needless to say, they saw this:
All the AV cops raised their eyebrows and opened their mouths grasping in horror!!!! The female ASP rolled her eyesballs up, let out an "
Ahhhh~~~~!!!" and fainted. Acompanying SGT vomited his Chwee kueh and teh C he had for breakfast like a merlion. 2 other newbie constables frozed up like little schoolboys.
Ah Lao's brothel was closed shortly after a week. But there's more than meets the eye, how Chai even managed to work in his brothel in the 1st place. As you can guess, Chai was actually Ah Lao's lover. While sampling the goods, Ah Lao was initally shocked by the fact that Chai is a hermaphrodite with a small penis and testicles, yet having a vagina infront.
Soon, Ah Lao gave into his temptation. Got drunk one night and they both fuck each other's brains out, making sweet sweet love. LuckGao is the end result of this unholy copulation.
After reading that part of the PM, my brain went into
ultimate CRINGE mode. "Holy fuck!!!!! No wonder he's so fuck in the brain!" Sigh~~~ this is too much for me right now. Gonna take a break and continue later tonight