Take a shot of whiskey for every line below that DH pitch to u before haha
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Originally Posted by Pineapplexpress
I use to be a gong tao before, after fucking some exclusive maids, I know the exclusiveness is just a marketing term.
Same old pitch everytime I pick up a maid
- I only fuck you raw
- You are only guy I fuck
- Im shy but not with you
- my parents in hospital could you please help me
- No money to send kids to school I need your support
- this is my first time fucking
- I never go out with guys
- i dont like bangla or indian (means they fucked them until sian with no returns)
If see this kinda pitch, just play pretend and play along with their pitch.
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