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Originally Posted by deptrai4u

#1 Foreigner.. a bit fat type is good. What is ugly in Singapore context is probably their hero image in hanoi. What is Handsome in Singapore context may not necessary be handsome in Vietnam.
#2 Personality .. the relax and joker types preferred. If u are the serious type, they find u boring! Always smile and do all kind of silly things to make them laugh.
#3 Married .. Even if u are single, u MUST tell them u married, otherwise they think something must be wrong with you. If u are married, they like u a lot more. Better still that u have kids.
#4 Broken Vietnamese ... speak some broken Vietnamese. If u can tell some silly jokes in broken Vietnamese, even better still. If u can quote some Chinese Proverbs in broken Vietnamese, u are their hero already.
#5 Loves road side food. If u have to eat Singapore food or Malaysian food in restaurants all the time, then u likely miss a lot of fun. Before u come Hanoi, remove ur stomach, replace with a washing machine. And let the girls take u to their favourite eating place and enjoy!
#6 Non-ABC : Alligator Buaya Crocodile (ABC). Even though viet girls' sex drive are very very high, they may access the quality of a guy from his behaviour when they first got in bed with them. If the moment u jump in bed with them (under non commercial arrangements) and u started doing ur things.. they know they have u under their control. If u do nothing and let them make their moves and u even try a bit to reject them.. u are then in control. Just my VND2,000 worth of experience...

Hahahahaha.........bro deptrai, all the above is me. Are you talking about me. Kekekekeke.
(#6) I learn from your posting n tried it in Hanoi on the Saigon Beer Promoter. It works wonder.
After she took me on her motorbike round Hanoi lakes. We had coffee n I manage to make her understand
with my broken viet language that I'm flying back tomoro. She willing to follow me back hotel n help me to pack my clothing.
Hehehehehe you know I know, it's not about packing but bonking.

Mot Hai Ba Yo........Mot Hai Ba Yo.......Mot Hai Ba Yo. 3 cheers to bro deptrai, you the man in Hanoi.