[john99]

To all Platoon members landing in D DAY .
Latest intelligence reports:

The commandos landing in Macau had successfully subdued and "interrogate' some captured spies and with new information have made their way to CP. Bro Adidas platoon is now scouting the JY 'fishmarket' for potential targets to interrogate. Is well known fact that high prized targets are hidden in its midst. Current Intelligence Head (Sinoview) of CP branch can attest to this.

Private Frey being a new cummer with the platoon made a mistake with his first interrogation. Normally the captured spy will moan and shout vulgar expletives (some even scratch and bite you on yr back and shoulder) when the interrogation got too intense. Many a commando had made the tragic mistake of firing his bullets to counter this aggressive move.

However he had learnt his lesson and had more control over his captive in his nxt interrogation.

Extra reinforcements had been requested to conquer the last frontier in CA. The illusive Matahari is reportedly sighted at DFML. However commandoes have been forwarned as they are numerous versions of the same Matahari female fatale. Tall, leggy, voluptuous and sexy... these are qualities that have made many of our commandoes go weak at the knees and succumb to the KCfactor.

It is forcasted that the last of the Female fatales will be caught and strip bare to the skin. Commandoes are urge to probe openings for concealed weapons. It will be a mass interrogation happening in CA.

Fellow commandoes, see you at the flag raising ceremony in CA.

***** Latest just in: The real Matahari apparently had a unique birthmark. An unusual mole located in her perineum near her private parts. *****

The commando who successfully captured the real Matahari will be conferred the Purple Heart for bravery by the Mayor of CA. Over and out.

Colonel John99