[adonis]

Hi phallusman. Great true story. This 'sister-in-law' of your's is your wife's brother's wife. So she isn't your sister-in-law. She isn't related to u. Dat first encounter was all planned by her. She was dressed provocatively in her negligee, with nothing underneath. She hand fed you dat nite snack hopping to set up a seductive encounter. Then instead, she 'accidentally' spilt dat pail of water onto your trousers. After visiting her condo, remember to use a vacuum cleaner to vacuum the floor, sofa and bedsheets. Your hair might be left there. Your brother-in-law is balding but u r not, remember? Carry-on.