Hi brudders,
What is the max. amount of cash you can bring into bangkok without declaring at the customs?
Wah u some sort of money launderer or want buy house there? U want bring in how much? $500,000 or $1 million? I can help you... my commission just 0.2% for minimum $500,000 to $999,000.
Is there a kind of ezlink card for permanent use which you can purchase in bkk to use the mrt? how much is it?
Just buy from any MRT station. Costs BHT230 with Bht150 credit. The rest for deposite & admin fee.
where in bkk can you take a bus to hatyai or phuket, chiangmai?
Places where theres lots of buses? I think its called a bus station. Mor Chit go north the rest not sure but not Ekkamai
I would like to bring gals back to hotel for pure good massage and hj,bj.
Is there any online websites for such services? or any other massage shops
in bkk for such take away services?
You bring in so much cash... they will look for you not the other way around.
can we draw thai baht from UOB atm machines in bangkok using our uob atm card (local savings or current acct)?
Wah u bring in so much $$$ I'm sure u no need draw from ATM right? Sure or not bro... mai sian leh!
any interesting sex shops to visit in bkk?
Try those at Patpong Soi 4... fricking interesting and nothing like in Sinkieland! Tell taxi... "bpai Patpong soi see"
any good thai amulet shops to visit in bkk?
Try Mr Thongchai's Amulet shop. Shop got no signboard but lottas of celebs go see him. Google "thai amulet market" lah!
where to hunt for chio uni puyings besides siam square?
Hey u never read my posts earlier ah? Got bro also like u wan uni puyings. Bro... mai kii giad leh.... btw who owe you money ah? Some bros here said someone owe u $$$ here. I can help u collect. Take 20% only 
Tks for answering my questions!
Got blanjah or not help u answer so many Qs? Whisky + soda, no 100 Pipers please, Johnny Blk is OK. Kop kun mak krap!