My turn! This really occured middle of last year...
(Conversations are originate in Hokkien)
Pimp: Yandao eh! Want chabor? Got Vietnam, Indon, Thai...
Me: I'm looking all over for smokes... You know where?
Pimp: Wahlao, yandao eh! Forget about the cigarettes first! Chabor better!
Me: Sorry. No smoke, no chabor.
Pimp: Okay, yando eh. You get one chabor from me, I treat you 1 pack cigarette, steady boh?
Me: How about I get one pack of cigarette from you and you treat me one chabor?
Pimp: Fuck off!
Me: That was what I was trying to do for the past 5 minutes!
