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Originally Posted by lasupkia
I only have 1 test.
Girl ask for IPhone - Fail.
Faster run away
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and after I ran away fro her. I kept staring at the mirror at my own image reflection. I asked myself the same old 13 test question. My own score:
1) Handsome test =
-10/10 fail very badly. got alot of bullet holes on my face plus many mrt tracks all over my body.
2) Money test =
0/10 fail badly, every time very broke
3) Dam tak test =
1/10 fail also, see any girl walk pass must stare as hard as possible hoping the skirt lift up when the wind blow
4) Bonking test = 5/10, ok just pass, can still make the girl yell with pain!
5) Boyfriend feeling test= 11/10 sure pass because I fat at all the wrong places. Girls can use it as their pillow. Also good for providing sunshade or blocking out the sunshine in the hot afternoon.
6) Frenching test = 7/10, good because I got big mouth and lip can fully cover her mouth. More important my day job is selling industrial Vaccum machine, so my mouth also like vaccum machine can suck her dry.
Cheers
