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Old 21-08-2011, 10:25 PM
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Re: Tieng Viet lovers club

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Originally Posted by lovesprout View Post
Let me use my dirty mind to translate it, "You, I am at school now. Come here immediately. I want to do already. Remember buy new condom on your way. At home all condoms torn already. Maybe don't need to buy condom, my menses finishes already. Cannot stand it anymore. Come here immediately, want to do already."

Very funny. I think I got your point. muon lam = very late, bao = newspaper, mat kinh = glasses, khong nhin duoc= cannot see.
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Anh oi! em dang o truong. Den ngay di anh, muon lam roi. A, tien the mua bao moi nhe, o nha toan bao cu thoi rach ca roi. Ma thoi ko can mua bao dau, em vua mat kinh roi, khong nhin duoc nua anh oi, den ngay di, muon lam roi..."
Brilliant. Almost got the key. You must be good TV speaker (or was told story already =)). There are 2 available versions of message.
"Dirty" version: Anh ơi, em đang ở truồng. Đến ngay đi, muốn lắm rồi. À, tiện thể mua bao mới nhé, ở nhà toàn bao cũ thôi, rách cả rồi. Mà thôi không cần mua bao đâu, em vừa mất kinh rồi, không nhịn được nữa anh ơi, đến ngay đi, muốn lắm rồi.
Translation : Honey, I'm naked now. Go here immediately, I want you so much. Remember to buy new condom on your way. At home, all condoms torn already. Maybe don't need to buy condom, my menses finishes already. Cannot stand it anymore. Come here immediately, want to do it so much."

"Clean" version: Anh hơi, em đang ở trường. Đến ngay đi, muộn lắm rồi. À, tiện thể mua báo mới nhé, ở nhà toán báo cũ thôi, rách cả rồi. Mà thôi không cần mua báo đâu, em vừa mất kính rồi, không nhìn được nữa anh ơi. Đến ngay đi, muộn lắm rồi.

Translation : You, I am at school now. Come here immediately, it's too late. Buy a newspaper on your way. At home all magazines are torn already. Maybe don't need to buy newspaper, I lost my glasses, so I can't see anything. Come here immediately, before too late."