[Chupachups]

Ok, it seems like i've had a bout of bad-ass luck making poor choices .. so after some curiosity, i decided to head towards this place. I hope i labelled the location correctly below. If memory serves me right, i think someone once mentioned that this place has a soapy session and good service. So, i thought of 'washing off' my bad luck. Sadly it was an over-promise or under-delivery of services.

Also, i guess there are supporters of this joint in this forum. And from the look of number of cars parked, it seems popular. Hence, i really don't want to step on anyones toes with my FR. Its really just my honest feedback of my experience there....

Many post mention "one mans' meat is another mans' poison" ... i guess its the same with the WL. Sometimes they don't have any chemistry with me ... and its not entirely their fault... shit happens.

WL Name - Xiao Her
Age - early to mid 20s
Height - 1.55 m (bare-foot)
Origin - ZheJiang, PRC
Home Base - WH06 (YiTiaoLong)


Look - 7.5/10
Ok, let me caveat this in case any bros out there disagree. She's not a head turner but once of a fairly mainland chinese classic look. A good example will be Gongli. I'm not saying she looks like her but has those qualities of that evergreen look. Her features are nice, again, its probably enhanced by make-up but at least she bothers. this rating is purely looking at her face only!

Body - 5.5/10
This is another "note-to-self" worthy. There were only 2 girls available. They stood in front of me and my eyes just went for the more boobilicious areas. In hindsight, i should have taken the other girl.... dick-head thinking again. She's short, i wouldn't say plump but fleshy type, some would say 'barrel-shaped'. As she was prepping the soapy session, i got full view my poor choice. She's got short chunky limbs, not much ass ... sigh... I'm going downhill with my descriptions.

Tits - 5.3/10
In some ways, they look like they are still in development. But when you look at her overall package, its that fleshy-nature of her physique that gives this perception. Her tits were just an A+ to B - size. Nips were brown and regular. Slightly sensitive.

Shower - 5/10
Sigh ... i was really expecting some magic moves here. Firstly, she was telling me why this place was called "Yi-Tiao-Long", it was her 'bosses' idea to give the China-sauna-like perception to patrons. Now, I've been to HKG and China enough times and have experienced those amazing sauna's, this one here is nowhere close. There was an instance where she asked me if i wanted AR. Jeez... i mean why should she be asking, just go for it baby. (ok that's just me talking). I said "yes" and she proceeded to do some extra cleaning. She poured some lotion which gave a cool sensation, it then felt colder, and because we are talking about a sensitive area, it started to feel as though it was burning! It must have been some undiluted disinfectant, don't get me wrong, I'm an advocate of hygiene but the sensation was a put off. I swear, her AR session lasted no more than 20 seconds. Then she asked me go on all fours, this is my first time doing it on a floatation device (yes, i'm talking about the blowup/ inflatable pool lounge) ... this bit got interesting, she started to put some nuru gel on my balls and shaft ... the massage was nice, then i thought she was using her tongue with warm water to massage my crack/ass with her mouth and tongue... then i realized that there is no way any tongue could have given me that awesome sensation i was feeling ... she gave this away by asking me if i was feeling 'good'... let me describe this, initially there was this very warm sensation flicking around my ass, then it felt alittle warmer than usual (nearly hot) and it was like her tongue going right into my ass ... i realized this wasn't so once she started asking me if i felt 'good'.... now, the feeling was like a mini vibrator in my ass!!! yes.. i'm not kidding, think of a pencil or pen (of course less pointy) well lubed an inserted into your ass... it also vibrates!!! while this was going on... she massaged my balls and cock.... whooo hoooo... call me fucking gay but i was enjoying it! So why the 5/10 rating... it was because she kept looking at the big-ass clock outside and the session felt rushed.

Another major turn off ... she handed me the shower head and told me to wash myself clean as she needed to prep the bed!!! She's lucky that i am fairly easy-going.

French Kissing - N/A

Cat-Bath - 5/10
This session also felt rushed and highly mechanical. She was busy taking 'stuff' from her bag of tricks.

AR - as above in the shower. there wasn't any action on the bed.

BBBJ - 5/10
This was a real let down. Again, way to busy with getting ice from her vacuum flask ... she used ice to blow me first... this lasted for seconds ... then got her other flask which was very warm water to now give me some 'hot' blowjobs... ok... this whole process wasn't long... it was infact very disruptive as she got on and off the bed to spit the ice out and the hot water out... worse still... the whole session was very very short. I've also come to realized that i don't enjoy the ice blow jobs as i will lose my erection.

When she followed with the regular BBBJ, it was just regular, nothing spectacular.

FJ - 5/10
She mounted me first with cowgirl (squatting over me)... as she reached down to lick/suck my nipples. It was obvious she was trying to make me cum fast. i started raising my butt and pumped her from below and that made her 'yelp'. I then flipped her over to missionary and then spooned her... because of the really horrid session, i decided to 'punish' her. While in spooning position, i made sure i enjoyed myself first knowing that this position naturally makes the pussy alittle more taut then usual... i started with slow deep thrusts while motioning her to stick her ass out with my right hand raising her right leg to give myself some good deep entries. After going at her like this for a while... i decided to start with the 'punishment'... while remaining in the same position, i motioned her shoulders forward, this gives me enough arm length distance to press her downwards from her shoulders towards my cock... imagine forcing her into sitdown like position onto my cock but lying on her side. This gives her little room to maneuver while giving me full physical leverage to thrust deep into her... i could feel her struggling to get out of this hold ... she started grabbing the pillow to scream into it and occasionally turning to me saying in chinese "cannot anymore" ... i kept going at her til i exploded... we both lay there in our perspiration and catching our breaths.

Attitude - 5/10
Purely mechanical.

RTF - i may come back to this joint again but definitely a different girl.

Finally, in some ways, i guess i understand the experience this joint is trying to create. I will never compare PRC with SG as it will never be a fair comparison due to so many moving variables. Guess once my luck turns for the better, i may return to try someone else.

[FR Format Credits: Bro Max Priest]