[pary]

Originally Posted by songest

結婚前:

他:萬歲!終于到來了!我都等不及了!
她:我可以離開嗎?
他:不,你甚至想都別想!
她:你愛我嗎?
他:當然!
她:你會背叛我嗎?
他:不會,你怎麼會有這樣想法?
她:你會吻我嗎?
他:會。
她:你會打我嗎?
他:無論如何都不!
她:我能相信你嗎?

結婚后:
Hint: Just read backwards

I've recently seen the English version of this in a published book too.

Before marriage:
He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: No! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Over and over!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: No! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Every chance I get.
She: Will you hit me?
He: Are you crazy? I'm not that kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She: Darling!

After marriage:
Simply read from bottom to top.