[bonded]

You people so shy to buy condom?
I went into guardian store. Normally I'll find stuff myself but for some reason one round in the store and I still couldn't find. I went up to sales assistant (a Malay chick about my age or more) and asked "excuse me, where are the condoms?".. and she said "here" after bringing me to the right shelf. I picked up Durex Featherlite (this proved to be awesome) and went up to the counter. Again, the same chick, but busy with something so I said "excuse me" and she attended to me. Paid 5 bucks, said thanks and left to bonk my girlfriend's brains out!