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don't know how to start a chat !
For me those kopitiams that I frequent no problem at all.

Respect them be polite n friendly... A simple thank you or xie xie ni is a good start.
How many will say thank you when being served or when they clear the table ?

Something like....
Hello , are you working day or night..every time I come here I'll see you...no off day for you ?

No lah I work night.

Oh, so is till the coffee shop close ? So late..at that time no more buses or MRT...you lived nearby....

There was this 40+ lady who show me her h/p sms. (Sometimes I read newspaper there. She can't read English)
Believe her new bf sent her, read .."I won't be coming 2nite".

Few days later, I went back saw her siting there looking tired.
I smile and jokingly said..hor hor not enough sleep har, last night what happened ?

Her reply no lah no lah.

I can tell lah, you did not wipe your mouth....

She laughed and laughed ....li ai si arh.

She is not my type n I don't eat n shit at the same place.
I would say to start a conversation is not difficult. Getting into their pants is another level...