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whiteknight9;9539892]Any good bros can help translate this to English. 
神湾一夜游
沉晚去神湾镇办完工作上噶野后，时间尚早先8点半，加上呢排好燥，突然见到几个灯光字牌“好世界健康中心” ，于是就决定去爽下，反正好日都唔过神湾一次，一于睇下呢边噶SN系点噶先。
入到去，有个男的接待我，话有三种消费：￥218（自己冲凉），￥288贵宾房（90分钟），￥338贵宾 房（120分钟）。 我选佐贵宾房，入到去吓佐一跳，都未见过甘差噶贵宾房的，超级残旧，宝丽金果D带洗手间噶房，相比佢豪华好 多。 个男的带佐一条女入黎，我即刻话换，点知佢话：依家D女都响上钟，最后一个，唔系噶话要等45 分钟。 真系又吓一跳，第一次到SN，话得番最后一个JS选，唔通依家噶经济，真系甘好生意。 我即走了。 建议各位唔好去果间野啊。
出佐去，就即克开车过对面马路，果边有两间KTV，一间叫天龙，一间叫龙堡。 就系好世界酒店对面，反正成条神湾大道，就得果度系多人D的，去到就好容易见到灯光牌的。
去佐一间叫龙堡的KTV，要佐间细KTV房，先80蚊房费（好平啊）酒水就另计，你中意自己带支水上去，唔 点酒水都得。 KTV房，我就唔详细介绍了，因为是在街市二楼改建的，房间装修，音响效果无样得，歌曲又旧，不过我唔介意 呢D，目得唔系去唱K。
个妈眯带佐成十五六条女入黎，一眼落去，都唔错的。 当然，同神湾好远度另一间叫富溪的KTV比，D女就无甘正（因为半年前去过，D女真系几索，又玩得，响K房 除晒衫同你玩色盅）；
计落条数，成晚就80KTV房费160两支红酒钱100小费100 180酒店房费=620蚊，呢个价可以去到好多SN了。 抵唔抵玩就见仁见智了。
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Loosely translated, pardon any mistakes!
Shen Wan One Day Tour
Finished early last night after handling some work matters in Shen Wan at 830pm. Was really feeling heaty recently, and after seeing a few neon signboards, with one namely 好世界健康中心 (Good World Health Center?), i decided to go in and have some fun, to try out the quality of the Saunas in Shen Wan which i rarely come..
Upon entering, the guy who attended to me, told me that there are 3 different packages: 218rmb (Bath Yourself), 288rmb (Vip 90 Mins) and 338rmb (Vip 120 Mins) I chose the Vip Room and got a shock upon entering! Never had i seen VIP rooms that were so dilapidated! Even those rooms at 宝丽金果 with attached bathrooms are much more luxurious than this!
The guy the brought a girl into the room, which i rejected immediately. He then said that all the girls are working at the moment, and i would have to wait 45 mins for another girl. This gave me a shock again, first time i have been to a sauna and the last girl was allocated to me. Don't tell me the economy is so good now, that all the girls are taken, and only left with one for me. I left immediately, and i advise all not to go there.
Upon leaving the sauna, i drove across the street where i saw 2 KTVs. One named 天龙，the other 龙堡. Just directly opposite 好世界酒店. Its easily located as along the whole stretch of Shen Wan Drive, this place is the most crowded and you will see those neon signs upon reaching.
Went to the one named 龙堡 and asked for the pricing. Small KTV rooms at 80rmb (Really Cheap) Liquor charges applies separately, you can even bring your own bottle of water up and not order any drinks. I will not go into the quality of the rooms and ktv system, as this is a ktv room located on the 2nd level of the shop houses. The system, decorations of the room were nothing to boast about, the songs were old, but i did not mind as my motive was not to go there to sing!
The mummy then brought in about 15 to 16 girls, which looks acceptable at first look. But of course, compared to 富溪 KTV which is located quite far from Shen Wan, the girls here pales in comparisons.. (Went the 6 months ago, the girls there were really pretty, playable and strip naked in the rooms to play dice with you)
Total damage for the night, 80 for KTV room, 160 for 2 bottles of red wine, 100 Tips, 180 Hotel Room Charges, Total Damage = 620rmb, at this price, i can go to alot of other better saunas. Whether its worth it or not, its up to individual!
Well, after reading this FR and the one by one of our bros here, i figured Tan Zhou might not be as fun as it seems..
