A bonk I'll neva forget

jontay · #1 13-09-2007, 06:03 PM

Actually thought about posting this FR in GL section but dunno how to fit in so.... WTF.....

Yesterday went to meeting then after that damn sian cos finish at 2am so thought abt going for a cheap bonk to rub off the low morale.... went ard from lor 20 to lor 4 cannot find a nice prey so tot haiz u-turn and settle for CAT40 sua....

went into the first available hse and make my eyeball selection. then settled for a "B-cup" SYT who kept winking at me.... went inside room we undressed and to my horror....knn the blardy neh neh smaller than mine....i looked at the bra then realised the padding thicker than her 2 neh neh combined..... got a kena cheated kinda feeling but nevamind, at least face ok and the hole looks small.....

then we shower and the catbath SOP.... then she start riding me i felt ok la quite tight then when i wanted to switch to missionary she blardy pressed me down by the neck and say cannot.... then i wanna sit up and lick her neh neh she struggled and scold me in thai which i dun understand.

then she turned ard wif leg open big big holding my didi and shout loud loud.... POKE LA POKE LA..... knn i so damn angry....nb, now who is paying money??? sibeh TL, sian halfway....no way am i gg to go in the blardy hole again.....so i ask her use hand and finish the job....then go shower....

wad happened next really blew my mind....she started talking to me and ask me my life.... u wad name, work wad, married, got baby..... then she actually sit me at the bed and start COUNSELING me.... aiyo married why must come here, got baby already wait sick and get disease how? wait die already who take care of wife and baby? blah blah blah.....

knn she lecture me like my teacher like tat, i wanted to leave somemore she can ask me sit down and listen.... knn lecture until the bell rang and say over time liao then she let me go....

knn, neva tot a simple bonk can end up kena lectured.... sibeh tulan.....

waahaa · #2 13-09-2007, 06:09 PM

roflmao

well, some points to make you feel better

randyboy73 · #3 13-09-2007, 06:10 PM

KNN.. pay money still kena suan.. buay tahan....

zeddy · #4 13-09-2007, 06:13 PM

LOL!!!!

that was hilarious bro

looks only the weird ones are out at 2+ am

randyboy73 · #5 13-09-2007, 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by zeddy

LOL!!!!

that was hilarious bro

looks only the weird ones are out at 2+ am

hope u referring to the WL and not our bro . kekekeke

MrCrowley · #6 13-09-2007, 06:20 PM

Interesting encounter bro, hope got more comin

techienator · #7 13-09-2007, 06:24 PM

sorry to hear about your bad experience on this..

jontay · #8 13-09-2007, 06:48 PM

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Originally Posted by MrCrowley

Interesting encounter bro, hope got more comin

knn, choy choy choy, this type of thing kena 1 time enough liao, still more coming....

i tot pay money to fuck ppl, neva know is kena fuck.....

nb, tat hse i blacklist liao.... ccb, for a moment i tot i stepped into a church

zeddy · #9 13-09-2007, 06:55 PM

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Originally Posted by jontay

knn, choy choy choy, this type of thing kena 1 time enough liao, still more coming....

i tot pay money to fuck ppl, neva know is kena fuck.....

nb, tat hse i blacklist liao.... ccb, for a moment i tot i stepped into a church

haha.. u should have tried counselling her too

"why do you want to be an FL, it's dangerous etc."

jontay · #10 13-09-2007, 06:57 PM

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Originally Posted by zeddy

haha.. u should have tried counselling her too

"why do you want to be an FL, it's dangerous etc."

piangz, she tok so fast wif her mixture of thai, english and hokkien.... cannot even interrupt leh.... imagine i wanna leave she can tell me, wait, i not finish yet....

and hor to tell ya the truth, i actually felt guilty..... tmd....

fatty_leo · #11 13-09-2007, 07:06 PM

Which house which gal? Pls update us to avoid her. Thanks

jontay · #12 13-09-2007, 07:11 PM

i forgot the hse.... its at lor 18, 3rd hse from the last. girl no. huat ah.....

No.5 · #13 13-09-2007, 07:21 PM

I got that experience b4. somemore the cat40 OKT say that gal very good n big boobs.kns cheated by her push up bra.

my ex gf is A cap but after put on push up bra her neh neh look like big B cap.

eternity · #14 13-09-2007, 10:41 PM

bro after reading your encounter, cant stop laughing.. kekeke very sway ah to have called that particular gal... kekekke

hope better luck next time!

Tan Kee · #15 13-09-2007, 11:45 PM

Hahaha TS next time u better pray to god b4 you find chicken