Mermaid Massage - Avoid!!!

[hearthrob]

This is one tuina joint which should be avoided at all cost.

Located at lot 18, near the cross juntion between pahang st. and aliwal st. where the previous "hao cai bao bing" - good luck popiah restaurant occupied. Just beside a KTV, can't remember the name. Further left is beach road and the concourse shopping mall.

Last week, my colleague and I chanced upon this seemingly new joint while looking for a place for dinner. After dinner and some drinks we decided to give it a try as the banner outside the shop looks rather tempting.

Went up the stairs and reached the shop on the 2nd floor. Couple of china gals were sitting at the sofa area, obviously business wasn't that good. We are told 40 bucks an hr, which we find rather expensive as compared to other tuinas around that areas (eg. fei long across the street at Sultan plaza and a few others). Just then I caught the eyes of a chio bu while my colleague who is a boobs lover was "bio-ing" another gal with wide smile on her face and even those big breasts are smiling too.

We decided to give it a try. We were brought up yet another spiral flights of stairs to the 3rd floor, seems like they are well prepared to slowed up AV raids. We were led into cubicles separated I think by plaster walls (can't really see well in the dimly lit areas. As usual, the mode of privacy between the walkway and cubicles are curtains. Every cubicles have a red light lamp only.

The gal I took asked me to call her Xiao Hong. Very weak massage, applied plentiful oil, more seems like baking roti prata on your back than massage. 30mins past and she asked me to turn over. By then my hand was trying to squeeze her butt and immediately she grab hold of my sleeping didi and was pouring oil on him while stroking away, asking me if I wanted to massage "down there".

Of cos' I asked her not to stop and my hands started auto roaming to her boobs. But before I can flip up her shirt, she slapped my hand asking me not to do that. I got a shocked and from experience, few tuinas gals I've tried in the past always started out shy but in the end will mostly give in. So my hands roam again to unbutton her jeans. She slapped my hand this time pretty hard again and look sternly at me, telling me off that she never showed her body to customers. By then my didi was really sian and started falling into sleeping mode when his bigger brother kenna such tramatic treatment....

So I cooly told her to stop, not wanting to lose my temper. The time was nearly up, and I asked her to put some powder to wipe away those messy oils all over my uneasy body. Instead she thrown a small tower asking me to wipe myself and walk out.

I've already decided never to patronise this joint again. But while I was dressing up, with only my shirt on, haven't even put on my boxer and pants, she drawn open wide the curtain, while an ang mo customer past by at that instant.

While I was thinking to myself, wat the fuck is this, she came over and demanded 50 bucks from me. I told her I haven't even shoot but instead got two slaps from her and I had to pay her 50 bucks instead???

She said she did massage my didi for quite some time and if I couldn't shoot that is my problem. Not wanting to create a scene, I handed her a 50 dollar note telling her 40bucks was for the massage and keep the 10 tips. But yet she was really persistent and not wanting to let me go. At that moment my temper was arising and I asked if she wanted me to call down the police to settle our dispute. She just started cursing and swearing at me in some dialects.

By then my colleague was out and I saw his black face too. Obviously he wasn't having a good time either with his gal. As we walk out of the place, he told me he had a gal called xiao tong with big boobs and was offered HJ with fondling of her boobs allowed. But taking off jeans is a no no too.

It happened that he had a premature shot at her 1st two strokes. So he asked for a 2nd shot to which she welcomed with open hands...kekeke....but well, at the end of the afffair, she demended 100bucks from him. Stating 50bucks for each shots. Fucking Hei Dian (black shop)!! Since he really did cum two times UNDER her grips, he can only lan lan pay off the 100 bucks for HJ.

What an experience!! So brothers here, try at your own risk! The china chicks in this joints are really fucking $$ minded.

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[raider123]

Thanks bro heartthob,

I am sorry you have such a lousy experience. We should just ban that f$%^& place.

[owen10]

wah bro hearthrob never seen u so angry n fuming mad b4! if i were in yr shoes i wd have felt d same too. i had countless of similar experiences but not as chia lat as yrs. but thanks for warning us ... hope d shop's business suffers! we muz show them d power of tis forum!

*tis shop is not related to d MM in PPC according to 1 of d gals

[vandom66]

Bro hearthrob, your comment here will bring down their business..

[dom01]

Where is the exact location??

Bro owen, wah is happening at ur real?? hehe.. lost again...

Thanks bro , almost venture into this joint yesterday

[owen10]

Originally Posted by dom01

Where is the exact location??

Bro owen, wah is happening at ur real?? hehe.. lost again...

d location was oredi mentioned by bro hearthrob:

'Located at lot 18, near the cross juntion between pahang st. and aliwal st. where the previous "hao cai bao bing" - good luck popiah restaurant occupied. Just beside a KTV, can't remember the name. Further left is beach road and the concourse shopping mall.'

i know it's quite difficult to locate cos there r so many shophouses ard. all i can direct is it's near to d famous 'Relax joint' in kandahar st. There's also a famous hokkien prawn noodle very nearby. If u cross d road fr JSP it shd b d very 1st street.

*sidetrack abit ... d Galacticos r destroying themselves lah ... too many stars but all CBL! .. haha but who cares! myself, together with Becks, Ronaldo, Raul, ZZ n company r enjoying d high life in Spain. They pay us so much every wk .. dunno how to spend oso! hehehe

[dom01]

i think i argar argar know where liao.. oopss.. paiseh..
me juz skimmed thru his fr.. P
I will go recee, next month.. hehe...

[cumking77]

Thanks, Bros, for this piece of info.

Will try not to patronise this shop.

[LifeLife]

I have the same experience two days ago, served by one slim prc, every move she talked abt $$$, better she labelled her asset, may be say S$ 10 for left boob, S$12 for right boobs, $xx for the CB etc...... get damn sick of it, half an hour left the room, really bad experience.

[owen10]

Originally Posted by LifeLife

I have the same experience two days ago, served by one slim prc, every move she talked abt $$$, better she labelled her asset, may be say S$ 10 for left boob, S$12 for right boobs, $xx for the CB etc...... get damn sick of it, half an hour left the room, really bad experience.

walau! 1st time i heard such atrocious charges by a TN gal! her left boob rubbed with silver dust, d right one with gold dust izzit? N maybe d CB put bird's nest???

[raider123]

Bro Owen,

Maybe the gal can stand in GL famous T junction and offer her "asset" on a per touch basis. Can "siako" all the ah peks to touch or squeeze her asets on the spot and pay on the spot as well.

Not bad business. One touch on left boobs pay $5. Imagine a FJ earn them about $100 for about 30mins. One touch took them about 5 Sec and earn $5.

[cbjuiceyumseng]

Originally Posted by raider123

Bro Owen,

Maybe the gal can stand in GL famous T junction and offer her "asset" on a per touch basis. Can "siako" all the ah peks to touch or squeeze her asets on the spot and pay on the spot as well.

Not bad business. One touch on left boobs pay $5. Imagine a FJ earn them about $100 for about 30mins. One touch took them about 5 Sec and earn $5.

I might want to puke my fat finger all the way in and touch her uterus and give her S$5.00 for the damage.

[LifeLife]

Originally Posted by Valkyan

Bro LifeLife: What is the name and location of this place, is it also Mermaid Massage? And what was the name of this horrendus gold-plated-boobs PRC gal? If it were me I woulda screamed and run away quickly!!!!

yup! there is the Mermaid Massage at Beach Road. Compare this Mermaid to the old Mermaid at PPC, one hell and one heaven.......

[tobi69]

Yo bro hearthrob sorie to hear tat u had such a bad xperience man.....its wokay bro just a bad day.....and tks for sharing man will avoid this place.