Please enlighten me

[JingQiangBuDao]

Why is it call blowjob when there's no blowing at all??

Usually is done by licking or sucking, never done a bj with someone blowing on it.

Can anyone enlighten me??

Sorry for this boh liao question.

[weeklys]

i guess it is more like an action where u r like blowing a baloon. it is an action but not the process i guess

The name came from one of 3 possibilites: Victorian slang for a "below-job" (as in below the belt), for the volcanic reaction of the resulting orgasm, or a facetious use of "blow" as the opposite of "suck".

According to Wikipedia: Oral sex - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia...
"The common slang term blow-*** is a misnomer, as blowing is not normally part of fellatio. In fact, blowing air into a partner's penis is an unhealthy practice. It is most commonly thought to be a facetious use of "blow" as the opposite of "suck". It has been suggested to be a corruption of "below-job", allegedly an old Victorian slang term that was commonly used to describe the act. However, there is a third school of thought that believes the word "blow" in "blow-***" indicates the climax of the penis (compare to blowing of a volcano). The phrase "blow-***" originated in the 1940's;[7] at the time, it was also used by Allied pilots as a slang term for jet aircraft.[8]"

[Microsoft]

Another version of how the word "blowjob" orginated.

"In Victorian times, prostitutes came to be known as "blowsy" because of the makeup they often wore.

Oral sex would be part of a prostitute's services. But back then, a "proper" Victorian wife will not put her "proper" Victorian husband's penis in her mouth."

Hence cock sucking is oni done by pros aka blowsy and later known as blowjob.

"Icecream" orginated from Bigsexy when he try 2 con a greenhorn FL to suck his John.

[IDOL]

Bro Microsoft so we expecting all the laojiaos to cum liao since you chak bigsexy ....

[dirtyhairy]

According to recently uncovered Tibetan ancient annals on coitushiokso
the more "atas" name for blow job is fellatio
it seems in the far-flung corners of ancient farms, long, long time ago
where due to the lack of gals, horny farmers would blow
members of their own sex to release their pent-up libido
bcos of the nature of farming work, dicks were soiled with dirt or dough
which explains why horny farmers had to clean dicks blow by blow
when farming gals became available, they soon learnt and this was to follow
by other sexual arts of pleasure like pussy licking, and of course fellatio
so the West may claim to invent many things, but listen up all you bros...
If Kamasutra had cum from India, this Tibetan version is chun, tiobo?

[Microsoft]

Originally Posted by IDOL

Bro Microsoft so we expecting all the laojiaos to cum liao since you chak bigsexy ....

Huh? i where got chak him?? Heard the word "blow flute" oso orginated frm him when he try 2 explain how it's done to his music teacher.

Heard he run into some stomach wind problem after the session.

[IDOL]

so any questions we should just direct to bigsexy ... must be the dictionary for SBF

[JingQiangBuDao]

If blowjob is the right word to be used, the in hokkien, instead of kum lan jiao, we should change to boon lan jiao loh....

[pipi486]

we should standardize and call it Kum Lan Jiao , lol

[Davy Jones]

Originally Posted by JingQiangBuDao

Sorry for this boh liao question.

That is not boh liao, boh liao is using the vaccum cleaner to get a simulated blowjob and then writing about it in SBF.

I just hope I don't live to see that day!

[nohorserun.]

Originally Posted by Davy Jones

That is not boh liao, boh liao is using the vaccum cleaner to get a simulated blowjob and then writing about it in SBF.

I just hope I don't live to see that day!

there was this report that an angmoh used his angvaccuum cleaner to do what u mentioned. His dick got stuck real bad, got to call for emergency help.
And get operated on.

I think his dick got problem after that.

They asked him why u do that? He answered "I want to save $"

moral of the story : Good stuff dun come cheap, you will pay more for cheap stuff

[makelove]

This is a stupid question.....but its a really interesting question!

Cos' I want to know too! haha

[Davy Jones]

Originally Posted by nohorserun.

there was this report that an angmoh used his angvaccuum cleaner to do what u mentioned. His dick got stuck real bad, got to call for emergency help.
And get operated on.

I think his dick got problem after that.

They asked him why u do that? He answered "I want to save $"

moral of the story : Good stuff dun come cheap, you will pay more for cheap stuff

As much as I would like to hope that it is just an urban myth chances are it is a real story. Must be some red-neck hick.

[director66]

Originally Posted by JingQiangBuDao

If blowjob is the right word to be used, the in hokkien, instead of kum lan jiao, we should change to boon lan jiao loh....

Wah lau bro, you are damn funny man! I really LOL when i saw the words in red