Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

[atur]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

Six Laughs: 😂💦
No1: A man was so jealous of his newly born baby that he put poison on the wife's nipples while she was asleep. The next day their driver died of poisoning. ********
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No2: A man is dying of cancer, but keeps telling people he is dying of AIDS. His son asked his Dad why. He answered, "so that when I am dead, no one will sleep with your mum." ********
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No3: A lady lost three panties in her house and blamed her maid in front of the husband. Maid said "sir. you are my witness you know I never wear panties!"
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No4: Couple is having a quickie and their 6 year old catches them. "What are you doing?" Asks the son. Father: "I’m putting petrol in your Mom." Son: " Which means Mom’s engine is consuming too much petrol, cause Uncle Pedro, just filled her tank yesterday evening!" Mother fainted!!!!
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No5: A man went to the pub with his wife. When he left for the counter to buy drinks a prostitute approached his wife & whispered, "You must DEMAND cash before sex, I know him he doesn't pay. ********🍼🎱

No6: An 8 year old boy is accused of rape. In court his lady lawyer holds his dick out as evidence saying, "Your Honour see this, can he rape* with this tiny tot?"The boy whispers, "Don't shake it, we'll lose the case!" ********
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Thanks for sharing nice jokes.

[scarletface]

Originally Posted by dyelook

needs 100 points to have power now...

Inflation

[TBWA]

Originally Posted by scarletface

Inflation

Nice joke thanks.

[chaoem]

Originally Posted by etsys

anyway, that's politics, say right thing, win elections

I up you but says no power, how come eh ? I thought 50 got power ?

Thanks for sharing.

[AmaZulu]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

No4: Couple is having a quickie and their 6 year old catches them. "What are you doing?" Asks the son. Father: "I’m putting petrol in your Mom." Son: " Which means Mom’s engine is consuming too much petrol, cause Uncle Pedro, just filled her tank yesterday evening!" Mother fainted!!!!
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Hahahhaaa nice one bro!

[Hurricane88]

Nice jokes...

[basfreak]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

Nice jokes...

Nice share bro.

[oxeso]

https://youtu.be/IgAOj2CJCLU?si=ulvteCMVYVxR9OBT

[EnglishSpy]

Thanks for sharing nice joke.

[knnccbOrbin]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

Nice jokes...

Really good share.

[SemMarina]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

Nice jokes...

I do, I did, I done

[FugPartner]

Originally Posted by EnglishSpy

Thanks for sharing nice joke.

Any spy jokes to share?

[dyelook]

A man and woman were married for many years. Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard deep into the night.
The old man would shout, "When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life! Neighbours feared him.
The old man liked the fact that he
was feared.
Then one evening, he died when he was 98.
After the burial, her neighbours,concerned for her safety, asked, "Aren't you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way out of the grave and haunt you for the rest of your life?
The wife said, " Let him dig., I had him
buried upside down...and I know he won't ask for directions.

[MouTakLouLah]

Originally Posted by dyelook

A man and woman were married for many years. Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard deep into the night.
The old man would shout, "When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life! Neighbours feared him.
The old man liked the fact that he
was feared.
Then one evening, he died when he was 98.
After the burial, her neighbours,concerned for her safety, asked, "Aren't you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way out of the grave and haunt you for the rest of your life?
The wife said, " Let him dig., I had him
buried upside down...and I know he won't ask for directions.

Wife knows him very well

[oxeso]

https://youtu.be/gy9PPO3xkyQ?si=e_fhKrcsBTGsmMh5