Tips for Becoming A Sought-After Sugar Daddy - Page 2

Ichigo_Kurosaki · #16 31-01-2013, 04:31 PM

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Originally Posted by sean69

wait wait .. let me take a shower first/douse myself with cologne and do a donald trump comb-over... must leave a good impression u know.. *slurp*

... note to self.. dont drool .. dont drool ..

Ha-Ha. Donald Trump Cologne?

ah rat · #17 31-01-2013, 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by HiddenAngel

Ermm..since when u change taste from neh neh to butt har??

Sis, neh neh hard to get ,so try butt

EatPrayLove · #18 31-01-2013, 06:01 PM

DX,

your English sucks.

sounds familiar?

ac171 · #19 31-01-2013, 08:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Ichigo_Kurosaki

Yes, most (if not all) self-respecting girls will flock to these guys and they do not need to become sugar daddies.

Er.. Bro IK you talking about yourself?

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Originally Posted by sean69

aww.... if you are a girl, i will give you a hug right now... and take the opportunity to grab your butt ..

Eh bro sean69, considering my age I'm not a girl but I'm a female. And how you know the only part that guys love to grab is my butt!

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Originally Posted by ah rat

Bro, go hug AC & grab AC butt

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Originally Posted by DegenerationX

Bro, u forgot to add. She is a lady with big butt

Hahahaha bro DX, you got see me in person before meh?

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Originally Posted by sean69

wait wait .. let me take a shower first/douse myself with cologne and do a donald trump comb-over... must leave a good impression u know.. *slurp*

... note to self.. dont drool .. dont drool ..

Donald Trump! *drools*

Er bro sean69, not wanting to disappoint you but I'm just an ugly female with a big butt (like what bro DX had mentioned) and always being mistaken as a PRC.

I even got one friend who said I look totally like I'm from Da Lian.
(Hence they like to call me "Da Lian Mei" or "Ah Lian")

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Originally Posted by HiddenAngel

Ermm..since when u change taste from neh neh to butt har??

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Originally Posted by ah rat

Sis, neh neh hard to get ,so try butt

Well sis HiddenAngel, it's quite obvious that the "demand" for big neh neh is still sky high over here in SBF but as you can see from the "supply" of girls in SBF (me included) that there's only butt available at the moment (even sis EPL is showing her nice butt on her avatar at the moment).

No fish (big nehnehs) prawn (butts) also good, so bro Rat decided to grab what's available for now lo.

acidicavex · #20 31-01-2013, 09:56 PM

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Originally Posted by ah rat

I love big butt too

I Thot u only like big nehneh??

acidicavex · #21 31-01-2013, 09:58 PM

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Originally Posted by HiddenAngel

Ermm..since when u change taste from neh neh to butt har??

Look like bro rat secret all knows king of the nehneh

By the way bro Ah Rat u want the Ac butt must have voucher to redeem

ac171 · #22 31-01-2013, 11:08 PM

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Originally Posted by acidicavex

Look like bro rat secret all knows king of the nehneh

By the way bro Ah Rat u want the Ac butt must have voucher to redeem

Hahaha bro Acid you still remember!

ah rat · #23 01-02-2013, 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by ac171

Hahahaha bro DX, you got see me in person before meh?

No fish (big nehnehs) prawn (butts) also good, so

Hope to see u in person

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Originally Posted by acidicavex

I Thot u only like big nehneh??

What AC comment 'No fish (big nehnehs) prawn (butts) also good'

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Originally Posted by ac171

Hahaha bro Acid you still remember!

How to get voucher

ac171 · #24 01-02-2013, 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by ah rat

Hope to see u in person

What AC comment 'No fish (big nehnehs) prawn (butts) also good'

How to get voucher

Hmm not say impossible bro Rat but I'm afraid my ugly face will freak you out.

Eh the voucher you have to ask bro Acid. I forgot how he manages to get himself one already.

acidicavex · #25 01-02-2013, 12:23 PM

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Originally Posted by ah rat

Hope to see u in person

What AC comment 'No fish (big nehnehs) prawn (butts) also good'

How to get voucher

You must show your love for AC butt and must be ready to lick her spiky heels wor!!

I think your grabbing skill pass since you are king of teh neh neh

Ichigo_Kurosaki · #26 01-02-2013, 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by ac171

Er.. Bro IK you talking about yourself?

Not me. I wouldn't be able to afford luxury items.
And besides...........................

No.1 : Be Rich (Or at least fake it) – Am poor and stingy and don't have 31K to offer to sugar baby. One look can tell I am a poor guy with holes in socks

No.2 : Dress Sharply – Am a flip flops guy, cut my hair at barber shop and normally buy off season or year-end sales clothes at factory outlet and pasar malam.

No.3 : Get Educated – Not well educated. Left local school after PSLE. The only degree paper is a high fever medical record and doctorate paper is a medical certificate (MC) to pontang work

No.4 : Talk the talk – Talk is free so talk cock sing song a lot with a fake hokkein accent.

No.5 : Become a Gentleman – Am a loser at his best

No.6 : Take care of yourself – Late nights, smoke, drink and enjoy other toxic lifestyle

No.7 : Have good manners – I put tissues over a pack of Marlboro to chope seats

With above stats, even dog see also run away la

Meow^^ · #27 01-02-2013, 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by ah rat

I love big butt too

No wonder you want to push AC from behind la.....

justl00king · #28 01-02-2013, 06:19 PM

Where got so complicated?

As long as lots of $ will do.

Never see those uncles with syt?

sean69 · #29 01-02-2013, 11:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Ichigo_Kurosaki

Not me. I wouldn't be able to afford luxury items.
And besides...........................

No.1 : Be Rich (Or at least fake it) – Am poor and stingy and don't have 31K to offer to sugar baby. One look can tell I am a poor guy with holes in socks

No.2 : Dress Sharply – Am a flip flops guy, cut my hair at barber shop and normally buy off season or year-end sales clothes at factory outlet and pasar malam.

No.3 : Get Educated – Not well educated. Left local school after PSLE. The only degree paper is a high fever medical record and doctorate paper is a medical certificate (MC) to pontang work

No.4 : Talk the talk – Talk is free so talk cock sing song a lot with a fake hokkein accent.

No.5 : Become a Gentleman – Am a loser at his best

No.6 : Take care of yourself – Late nights, smoke, drink and enjoy other toxic lifestyle

No.7 : Have good manners – I put tissues over a pack of Marlboro to chope seats

With above stats, even dog see also run away la

no need to compare lah.. just point #2 u lose to me liao.. i cut my hair at Jurong East Snip Avenue.. SGD2.8 ... barber shop chow chow also SGD15 at least..

and i'm sure you know how DOM take care of themselves at night ... hehheh heh..

Ichigo_Kurosaki · #30 02-02-2013, 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by sean69

no need to compare lah.. just point #2 u lose to me liao.. i cut my hair at Jurong East Snip Avenue.. SGD2.8 ... barber shop chow chow also SGD15 at least....

Wow! You cut hair in an air-con atas shop, I go those 5-foot way makeshift tent barbers

Sometime cut halfway, they ran away cos "tay-gu" (Environmental Control Officers) came and I left stranded with a half cut sideburn or a half trimmed fringe

But the good thing is that on some rainy days, I will bring along my shampoo cos after cut, just shampoo outside the tent using natural water (save some money on water bills)