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[shoutcast]

some of them dun have a choice . Auto cad and accounting need time and $$ for training , sex you just need to open your leg , moan a bit , know how to lick and fake orgasm , can be picked up in a day

[icy.yun]

Originally Posted by VanGogh

what's happening to this forum ???

nothing wrong with the forum. just viewing from different point of view only

[icy.yun]

so sad. i wonder who zap me? i would like to know why i got zap

[naturegreen]

Originally Posted by icy.yun

so sad. i wonder who zap me? i would like to know why i got zap

I guess your question pissed some samsters off.

[Compassion]

Originally Posted by icy.yun

so sad. i wonder who zap me? i would like to know why i got zap

Bro, you just join SBF this month......still got alot to learn if you don't know why you are being zapped.

[naturegreen]

icy.yun, not to worry. points are merely just for fun in here. In fact I got zapped 30 over points once before just for using the word "fuck" .

The Fucking Disclaimer
If you are offended by the use of bad language fuck off now! Don't read all of this post and then say it annoys you.

Uses of the word Fuck
FUCK is an international word. It doesn't matter where you are in the world, everyone knows exactly what you mean when you say "Fuck Off".

It's the atmosphere it creates, that's why you will never read something like:

"Fuck off", he hinted.

Grammatical Usage
In language, "fuck" falls into many grammatical categories, making it one of the most versatile words in the English language.

It can be used as a verb, both transitive (Ken fucked Ivy) and intransitive (John and Sharon fucked). It can be an active verb (Jack fucked Chantel) or a passive verb (Brenda was fucked by Harry). Or an adverb (Tom is a fucking bastard) and a noun (Vicky is a terrific fuck). It can be used as an adjective (Jean is fucking beautiful). It may also be inserted into other words (abso-fucking-lutely).

Further Structures
As you can see there are few words with the versatility of "fuck". Besides its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations.

Greetings "How the fuck are you?"
Fraud "I was fucked by the McDonalds Drive Through."
Dismay "Oh, fuck it."
Trouble "Well, I guess I'm fucked again."
Aggression "Fuck you!!!"
Disgust "Fuck me!!!"
Confusion, Curiosity or Disbelief "What the fuck....?"
Difficulty "I don't understand this fucking thing."
Despair "Fucked again."
Good Job "Congratufuckinglations."
Desperation "Fuckityfuckfuckfuck."
Incompetence "He fucks up everything."
Disappointment "This fucking fucker is fucked."
Intelligence "He's a fucking genius."
Dismissal "Why don't you go outside and play hide-and-go-fuck-yourself?"
Displeasure "What the fuck is going on?"
Lost "Where the fuck are we?"
Disbelief "Unbefuckinglievable!!!"
Retaliation "Up your fucking ass!!!"
Laziness "He's just a fuck-off."
Pain "Fuck ! that hurt."
Pleasure "Oooooooh Fuuuuuuck"
Love "Do ya Fuck on first dates?"
Starting a relationship "Let's fuck now!"
Surprise "Fucking hell what was that?"
Admiration "Nice fucking tits!"
Stupid person "Dumbfuck!"
Hate "You Fuck!"
Condemnation "Fuck that shit!"
Disappointment "That's not fucking fair."
A poker hand "A Royal Fuck."
Ignorant person "Fuckstick."
Denial "I didn't fucking do it."
Perplexity "I know fuck all about it."
Apathy "Who gives a fuck" or "I don't give a fuck".
Confusion "What the fuck just happened?"
Resignation "Oh fuck it."
Suspicion "Who the fuck are you?"
Panic "Let's get the fuck out of here!"
Directions "Fuck off."
Sex "Let's fuck."
Maternal "Motherfucker."
Incestuous "Motherfucker."
Ambiguity "I'm not so fucking sure."
Agreement "Absofuckinglutely."
Questioning Authority "Who the fuck do you think you are?"
Hypocrisy "Don't you dare fucking swear at me you fucking fucker."
Praising the Lord "Jesus Fucking Christ."
I have a headache "Go fuck yourself."
Refusal "Oh you can fuck right off."
Pissed off "Fuck the fucking fuckers!"
Be quiet "Shut the fuck up."
You're right "Fucking oath." (Australianism)
Ostentation "He's just bought a big, fuck-off Mercedes."
Sensuousness "She was wearing a pair of red leather, fuck-me boots."
Confidence "Fuckin' A."
Rage "Motherfucking fuckers!"
Impressed "That was fucking amazing."
Oral sex after 30 years of marriage "Fuck you!" (while passing each other in the hall)
Bewilderment or Ignorance "Fucked if I know."
Enraged "I'm gonna fuck you up!"
Annoyance "Fuck off, fucker."
Annoyance "For fuck's sake."
Pissed off "Fuck you, you fucking fuck."
Tardiness "It's ten-fucking-thirty already?"
Broken down motorcycle "Sir, the fucking fucker has fucked up on me.
Professional appraisal of mechanical failure "It's fucked."
Calling someone "Oy, fuck face!"
Minors "Fucklings."
Morons "Fucktards."
Completely naked Butthefucknaked
Low intelligence Fuckwit
A name for the penis Fuckstick (as in "I'm going to jam my fuckstick right up you")
Thanks "Fuck you very much."

Useful Acronymns
These may come in handy when space is at a premium.

DILLIGAF Does It Look Like I Give A Fuck
FA Fuck All
FFS For Fuck's Sake
FIIK Fucked If I Know
FOAD Fuck Off And Die
FUBAR Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition
FYYFF Fuck You You Fucking Fucker
GAGF Go And Get Fucked
GFY Go Fuck Yourself
GTFO Get The Fuck Out
HMFIC Head Mother Fucker In Charge
JFGI Just Fucking Google It
LMFAO Laughed My Fucking Ass Off
MILF Mum (Mom) I'd Like To Fuck
NFI No Fucking Idea
NMFP Not My Fucking Problem
RTFM Read The Fucking Manual
SNAFU Situation Normal All Fucked Up
WOFTAM Waste of Fucking Time and Money
WTF What The Fuck

Famous historical quotes
Never forget the words of these famous people.

General Custer Where did all them fucking Indians come from?
Mayor of Hiroshima "What the fuck was that?"
Captain of the Titanic "Where's all the fucking water coming from?"
Michelangelo "You want me to paint what on the fucking ceiling?"
Einstein "Any fucker could understand that."
Sean Penn "Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck"
John Lennon "Is that a real fucking gun?"
Donald Campbell "The fucking throttle is stuck."
Anne Boleyn "Heads are going to fucking roll."
Richard Nixon "Who's going to fucking know?"
Niki Lauda "I thought I could fucking smell petrol."
Mark Thatcher "What fucking map?"
Picasso "It does fucking look like her."
Christopher Columbus "Where the fuck are we?"
Michael Jackson "It's a fucking skin condition"
and more recently "I told you I didn't fucking fuck him!"
Pythagoras "How the fuck did you work that one out?"
Walt Disney "Fuck a duck."
Joan of Arc "I don't suppose it will fucking rain."
George Bush "Fcuk! I can't spell."
Miss Marples "I haven't got a fucking clue."
Noah "Scattered showers, my fucking arse."
Donald Trump "You're fucking fired!"
Judge Judy "Shut the fuck up!"
Paris Hilton "Fuck me."
Ronald Regan to the Pope "Yes it does fucking hurt."
Harold, Battle of Hastings 1066 "Watch him he'll have some fucker's eye out"
John F Kennedy "Who needs that fucking bubble top?"
John F Kennedy "I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in the head."
John F Kennedy Jr. "What's wrong with this fucking altimeter?"
Bill Clinton "I should have fucked her."
Bill Clinton "I didn't fucking inhale!"
Hurricane Katrina "Mardi Fuckin Gras this motherfuckers."
Leonardo da Vinci "Call that a fucking smile?"
Sir Walter Raleigh "That's another good cloak fucked!"
William Tell "Keep Fucking Still."

The mind boggles at the many creative uses of the word. If by any chance you think I've missed any, please fucking let me know.

How can anyone be offended when you say "FUCK"?

Use it frequently in your daily speech, you will be proud and it will add to your fucking prestige and stature.

[BiRd13]

FL is also a job =)
And have advantage too =D

1) You get paid by lying down. Ok, perhaps not always don't need to move...
2) The allowance or $ are huge and fast.
3) You get to enjoy, and get paid, why not?

[alan0338]

Originally Posted by icy.yun

nothing wrong with the forum. just viewing from different point of view only

Originally Posted by icy.yun

so sad. i wonder who zap me? i would like to know why i got zap

there, the reason why kena ppl zap u is on top highlighted liao...

[panasonic1]

hi icy, those with high sex drive n enjoy the thrill of sex n those who haf difficulty making ends meet come into fl. which trade offer these pleasure n good money at own time. if u r interested, let me b ur 1st client. good luck!

[icy.yun]

Originally Posted by panasonic1

hi icy, those with high sex drive n enjoy the thrill of sex n those who haf difficulty making ends meet come into fl. which trade offer these pleasure n good money at own time. if u r interested, let me b ur 1st client. good luck!

thanks. but im not into this line. oh great getting zap more again. maybe people hate me i think.

[naturegreen]

Originally Posted by icy.yun

thanks. but im not into this line. oh great getting zap more again. maybe people hate me i think.

Maybe if you open yourself into the FL trade, then your ups will just keep coming. But please don't listen to my suggestion. I talking cock nia. In future if you have any doubts/questions, ask me or any other samster friends you have first before posting here so that the chances of getting zap is lower. But then again, pls make sure your samster friends you ask are not those with -points who make unnecessary post or ask cock questions. eg. IdontKnow, RealEstateGuy etc.....
Last but not least, if you are not "seeking" anything here, then don't tease the brothers in here too.
As the saying goes, "a hungry man is an angry man." By teasing the bros in here and then leaving them hanging, you also provoke and bring the animal out of us.
A simple example: By adding us on MSN then show us a blurred picture of a chiobu and leave us wondering whether you're real.

[gills001]

Bravo... No wonder govt spend so much time on education...

[pokeman71]

Bro, not everybody is so fortunate that they know Autocad and can do FL for drawing.

The fastest and easiest way is to make use of your own natural resourse. Sorry to all sisters reading, they just need to open their leg and lies down.

$$$$$ come liao.

[B52bomber]

Originally Posted by icy.yun

thanks. but im not into this line. oh great getting zap more again. maybe people hate me i think.

Wanna know the different? PM me..lol