Have you kenna DEAD FISH ?

[nokia6i00]

auntie told me must go and see doctor, actually can doctor cure all these menupause, she even tell me not wet , no water come out .but few yrs back a ppc touch her got wet ,can feel at the pubis hair area , even before pulling down her panties.
she like to wear a black g string.
Now go to her house , no matter what position u try , just like a DEAD FISH.
some time the dead fish relax and watch ch 8 drama and i jus do my thing,
then after i told her i wont be coming here any more, no fun on a dead body.

[Steadyman1]

Originally Posted by White Wolf

Hi Bro,

If you came across this again try to use your finger and poke her ass.

I am sure she will be like a life fish jumping on the hot plate...............

Was reading through and your post make me laugh. Good one for joke but not for reality.

Originally Posted by Meepok Dry

think everyone kenna dead fish before.

solution - get into doggie position and poke her........... ASS !
Confirm she won't be dead fish any more.

You didn't read before post!!! Same joke can't laugh lah...

[SinDellman]

Ever had once with a MILF dead fish ... .
I was also quite tired that night and was expecting to have someone to energize me .... unfortunately she was a Dead Fish!

So boh pian .... didi forced in, and stayed in ... and I acted the dead fisherman .... stayed still till my didi gone soft then pumped again till hard and stayed still again ...... did it many times, just lay on top of her ....
then when time about to finish, suddenly she woke up and finally both started to have a hard fishing till the cum .....

Not sure she is here to read this or she may start a thread: Have you kenna A DEAD FISHERMAN? ..... lol

[nokia6i00]

auntie told must go and see doctor, actually can doctor cure all these menupause, she even tell me not wet , no water come out .
but few yrs back at ppc touch her got wet ,can feel the moist at her pubis hair, even before pulling down her panties she moist already.
she like to wear a black g string.
Now go to her house , no matter what position u try , just like a DEAD FISH.
no response from her, she switch ON ch 8 drama to watch while i fj her on bed , like a dead fish.

[Steadyman1]

Originally Posted by Big Semens

But she is really DEAD FISH ...... so today lunch eat sea bass reminded of her. Nabezzzz

Sorry but your narration with Dead fish and Sea Bass really make me laugh loud.

Ok serious a bit. Seen you have been out with her for awhile, counsellor her and lead her to reality.

Happy also one day, no happy also one day. So this is life and there isn’t always free lunch.

Btw, most cheongsters sure have such experience including myself. Apparently is like gambling, win or loss... shiok or not shiok...
Ya...! Don't be a carrot and let her Chop.

[ShittyAss]

Originally Posted by Big Semens

After chatting, got along well went out lunch few times can hold hand and cuddle. I did not force her. sms her can bonk she reply ok leh.

I felt that she is angry at herself for selling body.

She paid 2 - 3 times more what most singers paid to agent, sent to a lousy hang flower place which is business poor, and the agent only buy her a one-way ticket (supposed to be 2 way).

But she is really DEAD FISH ...... so today lunch eat sea bass reminded of her. Nabezzzz

Well...if she work hard at those small joints...not necessary to do Fj....she can easily earn back her $ that she paid for a singer pass...2-3times more i would assume its 10k...anything more than 10k she can get a 2year work permit already...

Unless she is really stupid for paying more than 10k.....6mths for singer pass here...more than enuf to let her earn...

[Big Semens]

Originally Posted by andyk

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Just saw her recently at KBK & she told me that she was returning home so i told i would want to RTF her before she leaves...She smiled and told me that she'll be still the same ( liked a "dead fish ! )....

So got my experience then & hopefully never again !
Cheers !
Andyk

The dead fish now will become salted fish liao ....

[andyk]

Originally Posted by Big Semens

The dead fish now will become salted fish liao ....

- it really a real pity because recently when we were at Kabuki...when she came in the room,all my buddies jaw dropped and also wanted her too ! Because after almost a year,her "packaging" have improved from SYT to almost a GEM !...Her looks will melt you & her boobs & body will make U want to bonk her !!! But i had to frankly tell them she's a "dead fish !" And when we bonked i felt not so good liked i was "raping" her !!! ( only thing there will no screaming but maybe very muted moans !

When we first met last year ( posted in Kabuki thread ),i would have seriously considered taking off the market if she was not such a "dead fish"....Sometimes U really don't know what's on her mind,she was so quiet all the time ! Of course i can tell she probably came from not a big city or her family was not doing ok type.Already so stresed at work & still got to take care of her ! After much thoughts i had to back off that idea ! And anyway i lost her contact after that bonk !

I have a gut feeling that she'll always be a "dead fish" and because of her stubborness,it'll be hard for her to change ! Wish her the best !!!

Cheers !
Andyk

[Big Semens]

Some PRC who are desperate for money do think that they can earn quick bucks thru selling body. Just close their eyes, open the leg .... and collect money. Never thought I'll experience it...

[hamlinlau]

Very sad... I wont even get to do a dead fish.. my hook very the kuai lan... wont stand once it smells dead fish.. always end up lan lan cut string and run

[buhweet]

Back in '94, (shows how old I am) I was sent to JKT on an overnite mission by my company to deliver some important tender documents. Arrived late afternoon, delivered docs and my return flight was only the next morning. Had the night to kill, so went back to the hotel for a quick shower then hit the town. Took a cab from the hotel and asked the cabby to recommend a place for 'cewet nakal'.
He said "Dun worry, sir, I take you to where all the best girls are"......
After driving around for about 15 mins, arrived at the front gate of this bungalow, and we were let into the compound. "Mari, Mari" said the driver, "come and choose".
So we went into this house and was told to sit down on the sofa in the living room. Then from the other rooms, a parade of beauties appeared. All were model standard, dressed like Office Ladies. None of them was older than 22/24, I would say. "How, u like?" asked the driver. My fucking spit "lau nua" already, with all these beauties, lined up in front of me.
Took a few minutes to decide - couldn't make up my mind. Finally decided on one - I can't remember her name - let's call her Nur.
Anyways, told the driver my choice, and paid an exorbitant US$ 150 and jumped in the cab for the ride back. During the cab ride back, I should have guessed what kind of night awaited me, as I tried to raba raba, but was shot down repeatedly.
Anyways, made it back to the room, told her I wanted to shower with her, but sh claimed that she had already showered and that I should carry on. When I came out of the bathroom, she went in to remove her clothes. Then came out wrapped in a towel. She lay down on the bed and that was about it. I had to do all the work. Wanted an blowjob - "Tak Bisa" was all she would say.No dice. No doggy style, only missionary allowed. Dead Fish??? How about a fucking corpse!
What a waste of time and money.Finally pumped until shiok (more or less) unloaded and sent her on her way.

Moral of the story : It's not the look that's important, it the enthusiasm.
Ever since that day, I never go for the best looking one, only the best service.If she's enthusiastic and good looking at the same time, then that's a bonus.

[ktvbaby]

Originally Posted by Big Semens

After chatting, got along well went out lunch few times can hold hand and cuddle. I did not force her. sms her can bonk she reply ok leh.

I felt that she is angry at herself for selling body.

She paid 2 - 3 times more what most singers paid to agent, sent to a lousy hang flower place which is business poor, and the agent only buy her a one-way ticket (supposed to be 2 way).

But she is really DEAD FISH ...... so today lunch eat sea bass reminded of her. Nabezzzz

Bro, since you had out lunch few times, hold hands and cuddle with her, can said both of you get along well, so did you asked her why she was a dead fish?

[freddiejoo]

Originally Posted by Big Semens

Yesterday, I asked a PRC girl I gotta know from a ktv to go bonk. She's 1.66m tall, 26 y.o., slim, B-cuppa and a sweet face I would give 7/10.

Fast Forward --->

In the room, she asked me bathe first. After I am done, I waited for her to bathe. When she came out, wow, I thought I would have a good time with this gorgeous girl. When she lied beside me, she just watched TV and did nothing. I said to myself maybe she's newly arrive to Sillypore very shy, so I moved over to start frenching, but she close her eyes and remain motionless. I thot wtf, I try to move down to paint and kiss the boobs, neck and finger her till wet, but she remained motionless. Becos she is pretty, my didi very fast hard, I cappped and insert in and start pumping. But she remained motionless and face expressionless...... like a DEAD FISH !

SHIT !

Any bros have encountered DEAD FISH !

hi bro, would it be good to let us know the name of the fish, so that we won't kenna dead fish...

[NathanG5]

Twice!

one from a PRC walker and another a Viet..
enough said its always the same story when u kena a Dead fish..

[roamersg]

Yes, have also experienced! I think your analysis was likely right, she felt bad about what she was doing. For others, oddly enough it happens more the less 'professional' they are, sometimes the more they like gf (tho it's less dead fish, and more they wait for you to do everything and either no BJ or terrible at it).

In terms of generalities, agree the GL FL are the worst--usually just lie there, wait for you to finish. I had sworn off GL FL for that reason, but recently had for 1st time good luck when my I had to find relief too early for whorehouse and picked a FL, against judgment of my big head. She was from Dalien and was very good service, only time ever. (I think she back in China already, name was Vicky or something, hanged at L8, if anyone else tried her, hair dyed yellow, has tattoo)

Another instance: only singer I ever upped. Have good GFE effect overall, but again actually not very skilled in bed, used to her bf doing all the work. So Fjob still ok, not dead fish, but can't say get good service either, always tired after working so hard

Net, my experience is PRC from lower end KTV usually the best (tho I also had some passive ones too), higher end KTV worst skills, and FL in GL the worst for sure

Best overall? Massage parlours in Bangkok! Go to high end places, 98% great service (but usually no FK and no BBBJ) and GFE. Actually usually PRC service in K-L massage not bad, though more professional, GFE rare.