Wife behave like a 'dead fish' on bed

[da jie]

me very envious leh ....

[Frankiestine]

Originally Posted by Si Geena

Sorry if I sound harsh, but why didn't you test-drive before signing the contract?

test drive no guarantee, even sent for regular servicing still can "break down"....mine used to be a high performance one but after marriage now slow down to a crawl...so bo bian cannot afford to everyday change new model...so do the next best thing...once in a while take "public transport"..

[people power]

Bro you are absolutely right ... that is usually the case, after too much usage initially, it will tend to have more problems, and depending on models and warranty, can be 3 or 5 years ....

[Hellfire79]

Originally Posted by Frankiestine

test drive no guarantee, even sent for regular servicing still can "break down"....mine used to be a high performance one but after marriage now slow down to a crawl...so bo bian cannot afford to everyday change new model...so do the next best thing...once in a while take "public transport"..

Well said.....me up yr pt...

[Frankiestine]

Originally Posted by people power

Bro you are absolutely right ... that is usually the case, after too much usage initially, it will tend to have more problems, and depending on models and warranty, can be 3 or 5 years ....

Ya lor problem is warranty expire the minute contract sign....

[people power]

Wow bro yours is bad, worse than handphone (1yr), mine was like a couple of years .... , at least for me, warranty was like for 7years ... aka 7year itch ...

[Drone Bee]

Originally Posted by Yellowbird

So I want to ask any bro here have same problem like me? If yes, how u solve the problem?

Don't have the same problem as still single but would strongly recommend going for commcerial sex. At least you get what you pay for... Unless you get another dead fish.

[da jie]

bro drone bee, you are right, go for WLs, worse is get dead fish again ... that will be double whammy

[vero]

Let me add myself to the statistics of having a dead fish wife. Worst still I not only get a dead fish but a dead mute one!

No actions and not even a moan...

If not for WL, I'm no different than a monk.

[johntan_68]

Originally Posted by smellycat

maybe its due to her family background or some problems in the past? did you try talking to her about it? try to arrange something different like surprise weekend getaways, some sex toys or play dress-up to spice up the atmosphere

Bro, she came from a conservative family/ parents. I am not allowed to talk dirty or talk dirty jokes in front of them or with her other family Uncles, Aunties and cousins. Stress huh? But I am now used to it but still feeling not ME! I am an outspoken person who loves to talk dirty stories with friends & my immediate family. In front of her family, I felt that I am ALL Acting out to be a good boy, well-mannered and discipline. Sian sial?

[johntan_68]

Originally Posted by ASAHI_GLASS

Most probably your wife feels like making love to you nowadays is just her "duty" or it is just a routine. Bro my suggestion is spend more time with your wife, bring her to places that you all used to visit when you "pak tor" with her and try to rekindle the kind of love and passion both of you used to have. Surprise her by buying small gifts for her once a while. I personally face this kind of problem about 2 years ago. We were married for 8 years then and our kid is about 5 years old, went for counseling and took up some advise from friends who face marriage problem but managed to salvage the marriage after both parties put in effort to make the relationship works out again. Just my humble opinion

Thanks Bro Asahi. Much appreciated by your advice overcoming your experience.
Our Sex life maybe slowed/ never happen now? But, our marriage remained strong and we still enjoy each other companionship. We still do lots of kisses, frenching, hugging and cuddle around... Except sometimes cos of our young children matter, we cld get Heat Up easily from frustration and scolded each other & arguement. She used to work at MNC and carried a High responsibilities and position doing budgeting for Asian Market. During those Cheong Days, irregardless how tired she was; we still had great Sexes, we were Super horny especially during wkend bonking in the morning before brushing our teeth, afternoon and evening 2-3 times a day? Now she has quited her job to be a Fulltime mother taking care of Twins girls, probably more tiring than her MNC job and more sleepless nights with their cries at night! Bro Asahi, I knew she went through a lot facing 2 young babies at the same time and I know it isnt easy handling 2 and not 1? Many people told me, taking care of only 1 baby is bad enough to give everyone headache. Not to mention, you have TWO now?
Dont worry, I will be OK! Thanks for All Bros advise.

[stmapede]

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[tommyboy290906]

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[dirtyhairy]

Originally Posted by PeteTsang69

bro . . .dun start if you can . . .delay it . . cos hard to turn back...COMMUNICATE with her . . .seriously go for counselling to get neutral 3rd party to intervene without each others ego & guilt . . duns start FL ... Cos u got it better than me and still have chance . . .mine only do if want to have kids . . .even only then dun like frenching, touch nips, touch breast, only recently allow licking her, missionary only NO FOREPLAY from her at all, i gotta all the work, definetly NO BJ, no cathbath . . .rub her clit like 1-2 mins... Tho she's a good partner in every other aspect . . .this is not a FULL life for me . . . i regret not addressing this 12 years ago . . .now am not sure if i want to do it now, cos i started to look elsewhere . . . i now realised that i had an emotional void all these years & living a HALF life, WHAT A WASTE . . . coincidently, look at Bro Dirtyhairy . . . now that's a LIFE . . .

Yo Bro TS and PeterTsang especially,
and to those bros who felt shortchanged by their wifeys
all you guys and your women deserve my sympathy
to be fair, before you point the finger at your ladies
they could have been hit by "post-natal blues" that can affect them dearly
some so bad mentally after child birth especially,
tat they have suicide tendencies, which happen to some actually
so even if you'r angry, maybe it's fair to talk and find out more from your lady
and slowly, slowly, instead of pointing your finger at her accusingly
why not finger her pussy and make her all gooey and sexy
Sure, it's not easy, but if there's love, then good sex is still a possibility
oso, we should never blame the woman only
what happens if the guy is at fault, suffers from fast-cummy or impotency?
unlike shortchanged guys who can sextisfy thru FLs, it's harder for the ladies
so, to keep the sex going, me thinks communication is the key
talk, humour, bluff, show off but concentrate on conquering that pussy
whether it becums a salivating bitch in heat, all eager tom please your didi
or ending up like a smelly ikan sudah mati,
it will depend on how nice you treat that pussy
for DHairy aka Laobaby, this was what had happened to me
alto very pretty, me PRC lady divorcee was cool towards sex initially
all due to her being sickly and oso the ill-treatment by her former hubby
but once she was shown the joys of sex, gee she's not only a good fuckee
she's better physically and mentally, giving as much and as hard to my didi
so dun give up, stay focus, spice things up and see
your lady may be change into a wanton tigress from cowed kitty!

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