Dummy's guide to maid-hunting.

[sg_boytoy]

Originally Posted by primitivewag

Wah bro. respect u la. U got guts man... i wish i have he same guts like u sia..

Yah, got guts, I respect also! But no taste in women lah

[Bangster]

Originally Posted by magix85

....Last Friday I saw an Indon maid sending a kid to the kindergarden...

maybe it's becos she looked like a small kid in her shorts and t-shirt

Bro magix85, you have a liking for small kids ah??? Or adults that resemble small kids physically???

[magix85]

Originally Posted by primitivewag

Wah bro. respect u la. U got guts man... i wish i have he same guts like u sia..

Bro primitivewag, I'm only sharing my success stories here ... the number of unsuccesful tries is much more than the successful ones.

[magix85]

Originally Posted by Bangster

Bro magix85, you have a liking for small kids ah??? Or adults that resemble small kids physically???

Bro bangster, I prefer those with big boobs, this incident was what I'd call a "crime of opportunity" ... something which happen on the spur of the moment ... like I inferred in my report, she wasnt proactive and didnt have any good sex technique, but the compensating point is that she didnt resist when I ate her for a long time, and she didnt try to stop when I wanted to fuck her a second time. Like they say, we can't have everything.

[Quinsy]

Yarh. I got this maid, doesn't want to do blowjob on me. But willing to have sex. She's quite plump, but huge nips and nice teeth. Seriously. At first I tried to have her do bj on me, but then she sorta stopped and spit, so I said 'it's ok'. Besides, I was kinda disgusted.

However, she went straight to stroke my staff and I almost doggie her at the HDB staircase if it wasn't for the lift maintenance guy. Lol, my dick was hanging out lah when he passed by. So, we decided to leave, in the lift I jus sorta play with her boobs and she played with my dick. Syiok as hell.

The other indon maid that I recently bonked. Now, she's one cock-hungry person. But too bad, she's not as pretty as the other indon maids. Not ugly as well though. But she was jus too tight, her pussy. But she seriously like to suck me. Like even when I jus stand up to adjust myself or go to toilet, her mouth always lyk can't get enuff of me.

[Quinsy]

Originally Posted by brooster

hmm..will maid threaten u after sex? like accuse that u rape her and demand money?

which is why amateur pornography (3gp) is on the rise as well. Besides serving to please the other bros, it oso shows that there was consensual sex. Cover your back.

Guide to taking cover, never reveal;
1) ur real name to her
2) ur real home address
3) ur real occupation
4) ur real age
5) then, if possible always have a video recorder handy
6) always use a condom

[aczeta76]

Originally Posted by magix85

Before I left, I french kissed her ... her tongue was not moving at first but she got the message after awhile ... Overall it's not 100% a great experience becos she isn't experienced ... but hopefully she'll be more willing in future to do raw and do bbbj.

NO RAW please... if u preg her, both die jailat jialat!

[Quinsy]

yup I agree wit the bro there. Never do raw.

So, questions; how many maids have u done so far?

[magix85]

Originally Posted by aczeta76

NO RAW please... if u preg her, both die jailat jialat!

Bro, agree with u completely ... but the feeling is very different, so sometimes, cant help it ...

[Xgenre]

Originally Posted by magix85

Luckily her flat was the 5-room block without the common corridor (so don't have to bump into neighbours there). When Dewi closed the main door, I didn't want her to change her mind or give her any time to become paiseh ... so I immediately pushed one hand under her t-shirt and pulled down the bra and cupped her breasts ....

Just like to share my view. I think you are playing with fire. Just because the maid let you in doesn't mean you aren't trespassing. The maid has no right to let you in. If the owners come back, they can still call the police to catch you for trespassing on private property. Want to play, play safer. Go H81 lar.

[NorthGuy]

And even if you managed to get in, you will never know if the employer has installed a hidden camera. Many employers are doing that nowadays.

Play safe. Never enter a maid's house.

[magix85]

Originally Posted by Xgenre

Just like to share my view. I think you are playing with fire. Just because the maid let you in doesn't mean you aren't trespassing. The maid has no right to let you in. If the owners come back, they can still call the police to catch you for trespassing on private property. Want to play, play safer. Go H81 lar.

Bros, point taken … will think twice in future about going to the maid’s place although I should mention that I usually do that only for the first time, so that she’s in a comfortable environment and I’ll use other places after the 1st time… eg I didn’t go to Dewi’s place when I met her this morning … drove her to a nearby quiet road in my cargo van (I use it in my small-time business), then we went into the back where I ate her pussy … she kept her hands on my head and didn’t push me away, so that meant she didn’t object to being eaten.

It felt like I did about 10-15 mins of sucking her clitoris and tongueing into her pussy, then her hands gripped my hair and she pushed against my face – I knew she had reached her orgasm though she wasn’t noisy about it. I confirmed she had come becos she pushed my face away soon after. But there was a downside to her coming … she said she was tired and didn’t want to fuck. I didn’t want to force her, so I got her to HJ me …alamak, her HJ technique didn’t suit me, I couldn’t come even when I was playing her boobs and nipples … a bit frustrating (some bros may know the feeling: u wanna come but u cant, but u don’t want to stop trying).

I thk she must have sensed my mood cos when I stopped her HJ and told her “tak boleh” (‘cannot’), she didn’t object when I push her onto her back. I put on the condom and got my cock into her at the 1st thrust … we couldn’t kiss when fucking becos she was too short, she said some words during the fuck - I don’t know what the words meant but they tuned me on and I came after a few mins of non-stop ramming (cos I had to release quickly after the unsuccessful HJ).

I drove her home after that… so bros. thanks for the advice, I wont take unneccessary risks.

[huatAr]

Dear all samster bro,

Todae i have encounter a maid at my office nearby, when i walking towards my carpark, suddenly i heard her shouting "Sir, Sir", i turn around, saw 2 basketball bouncing towards me. "Wow, this maid sure have a big boobs. So she run towards me, ask me to help her to do change her hp to malay language, and keep asking me to help her as she can't send msg. So i help her but in the meanwhile, my eyes have been looking at her boobs. When i'm done, i show her her hp with the malay language, "P.S. As she is quite short, so while i show her her hp, i accidently touch her boobs." But she seems like no reaction to it. Can sam bro advise me wat i should do inorder to sian her to bonk her??

[Quinsy]

well, jus chat her up. Maybe u shud try the 'are u lonely card' eventuallie if u see that she is gettin comfy wit u.

Oh yarh, if she start askin for top up or money, pull the plug immediately. Or try to make her not dependent on ya. Cos once they get dependent on u as ATM, lyk wat the other bro said, it's hard to part ways and u may even get into trouble.

U are askin us how to up her, try readin the first page of this forum first.

[sun-x]

bro, you the man, hope one day i can get one too....
by the way city plz sat noon got any indo maid arn.